
3,559 notable quotes from the archive
“You don't meet me, you confront yourself. That's the cost of standing near the throne.”
“City sees a savior back room sees a sin. Everybody swears they know me. No one's been within.”
“So the prophecy for Scorpios this year is something old claws its way from your depths dressed as temptation.”
“Your smile could resurrect or ruin. It depends on the moon.”
“Scorpio, you are the velvet reaper. So, your costume will be a midnight mortician draped in crushed velvet, carrying a bouquet of wilted roses and whispered confessions.”
“It shows you how to incorporate improv in your life and in your art.”
“That's the REBT. That's rational emotive behavior therapy. Artists use that. What you're talking about with improv?”
“This book is like a Bible to live by. You should really check it out. It's called Free Play.”
“Subject decommission not required. Subject utility potential ongoing.”
“He found nothing wrong. And that was the most wrong part of all.”
“The hero's journey was never for the hero. It was designed by whoever needed something moved through impossible terrain, by someone who believed they were acting of their own free will.”
“They take you where you need to go.”
“But beauty is born from what can't be contained.”
“Our scars are scripture proof. The past is not unreal.”
“I'm not your cure. I'm your mirror. See the monster. See it clearer.”
“My mercy was the wound that never healed. And I keep reopening it just to feel.”
“I carve my name into silence, ditch my ribs with smoke, build altars out of every word I never spoke.”
“But the show for me for trivia is Save by the Bell. I'm telling you, I could do what Jamie does with Save by the Bell.”
“Who brought fucking Groovy Jimmy to my fucking panel? It was Jay Dog.”
“I would never fucking front about my exes. No. Uhuh.”
“You came up here and you fronted your own fucking wife. You fucking ice cream trucker. Hot dog fucking swindler.”
“You lost though.”
“always wins cuz Bonberg doesn't know how to [ __ ] be lit.”
“I will go dyke if I stay on the panel for another [ __ ] minute.”