
3,571 notable quotes from the archive
“You better watch out, man. You talk a lot of [ __ ] man. I don't know why you talk a lot of [ __ ] You know, we look for beetle for help. When you was down and out, dudes, beetle was there for you.”
“Psyche. She's done this before.”
“You know, I mean, that's something that you're assuming and then that's going to allow him to make more assumptions on you, you know. I mean, I don't know anything like that. I have no idea. Me personally, me personally, I have never said that about which disappoints me when he lets other people call me a druggie”
“I'm savage. And if you and if if other people on the panel want to like want to like really [ __ ] with me and like stuff like that and just annoy me to the point, then it's like I'm I'm gonna start charging I'm going to start charging certain like you know certain just who just who I feel like it, you know, and it's like at my discretion.”
“I'm getting good views I'm getting good retention I'm getting so I'm able to you know I do appreciate, you know, guys, if you do run like some of the old episodes, just when you sleep and the ads are run, you know, that'd be awesome”
“I did find a really good cool website called Tube Buddy”
“I mean like I've always wanted to have the channel like now I have the channel like the channel's good now I can actually I can like also start to un take some stuff off the membership put it on on monetization”
“Maybe you shouldn't be a cashier in a public place.”
“What a dick. Go f*** yourself, 7-Eleven employee.”
“Are you recording me? Dick.”
“I thought if I ever like had a problem in life and I was ever on the street, all I need is a tarot deck. I could basically feed myself.”
“So my shorts are like bringing in the most people now. That's really smart.”
“Last week 4,000 people turn to tune in to me. 3.9,000 tuned in to me.”
“Try to catch my soul and I'll melt the chain.”
“I'm not your fantasy. I'm the force that breaks it.”
“Freedom's my alter. Desires my bow.”
“I'm a knife in the dark that makes truth known.”
“Now I'm writing you this wrong.”
“I mentioned Tracy in Michael's song.”
“I'll give you 5K like get my business there. No, it's like no, every month you're going to have to pay this this and that for this many years”
“it's very expensive like to hire marketing experts and they try to put you in like a monthly [ __ ] program”
“I do not chase the future. I outlast it.”
“I am not here to persuade. I am here to hold the line until reality remembers itself.”
“They mistook me for cold because they don't recognize containment. They called me distant because I refuse false intimacy.”