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7,759 notable quotes from the archive
“Myths are stories, right? They're stories that they have sometimes a meaning. Do they have sometimes deeper meaning? Allegory.”
Psycheat 0:11“Satan is a myth. Yeah. Well, you can say the conception of God is a myth, too. I mean, or Jesus is a myth.”
“Being a human, we're the most complicated.”
Psycheat 0:00“Fucking You fucking lying fuck I heard it right”
Unknown Speakerat 0:42“Oh, it might be my Oh, you know what it is? It's my fucking battery dying. Let me put it on the charger.”
Unknown Speakerat 0:17“My smoke alarm got changed like less than six months ago cuz I get this person that comes and does this.”
Psycheat 0:00“the troll king is based on myself.”
Psycheat 0:45“I just had a concept and I just ran with it.”
Psycheat 0:11“You want this book. You want You want this book, right? This is a funny book.”
Psycheat 0:04“I'm a bluebird That's been dreaming of a rainbow I Can follow to that old familiar place”
Psycheat 2:23:40“You are what you eat you are what you eat I'm the biggest pussy out there”
Psycheat 1:51:01“I really don't have an explanation. I don't know why I did it. I lost my mom nigga”
Michaelat 49:15“There's something called supply and demand if you study marketing, which I have a degree in, I went to college for marketing”
Psycheat 2:07“My show my rules my choice... if you want to be on the panel, you're gonna be a member or you've donated something okay... I don't care about your opinion. Okay, I'm not gonna read your comments. Okay become a member become a mod”
Psycheat 3:15“People with Armen, you have to go to a facial. You know, it's like because most people they go to facials, they don't have acne anymore, but I did.”
Psycheat 0:36“I needed I needed a nose job and we we shopped around and I I got a really good surgeon, too.”
Psycheat 0:59“My my my nose look like a like a bird beak.”
Psycheat 1:15“I'd like to make you maybe make you an honorary position in the cult”
Psycheat 0:18“whoever that person is, if you love me, if you hate me, you're here. You're like you're you are invested in the cult”
Psycheat 0:07“We're the unforgiven army, but we'll love them just the same”
Psycheat 4:30“HOW TO STAND INSIDE THE FIRE WHILE THEY SEAL my bitter faith”
Psycheat 3:00“Maybe I'm the fool who thinks that hearts were meant to men. Maybe I'm naive. Believe in love. Not just pretend”
Psycheat 1:41“Tell me why forgiveness flows like water from my hands, but their judgment cuts like lightning when I can't meet their demands”
Psycheat 0:28“"The cat is the ultimate arbiter of the arcane - its paw prints lead us down paths unseen."”
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