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7,720 notable quotes from the archive
“He just always handled it well. Like I never seen him like get too upset or like out of character and stuff.”
“I've been made stronger. You know, my channel was taken down like four times, too, and I got it back every time.”
“you're kind of my like inspiration for like getting into this game and you know I always appreciate you”
“I'm just sitting here with my kitty cat. That's Rudy. He's a little old man. He's like 18 years old.”
“I will look out for my mods my mods will look out for me.”
“You can't you can't you can't really like hide it from me because I understand this.”
“I smelled something fishy. It wasn't just the poop fish.”
“Then came my favorite counter spell. Strategic visibility. No frantic notes, no courtroom speech, no opera of fragility.”
“I see the board. I see the game. You sold the scandal. I sold the name.”
“Barely. Like when he pees, does he sit down cuz he can't poke his penis up?”
“How are you going to [do this] to her? I think I don't even think if you were to put your zipper down, could his penis even poke out?”
“His balls, I don't know about his penis, but he has balls.”
“You know, Sig has you know, although he has the world's tiniest penis, I got to give him props. He does have confidence.”
“I'm the only one that I'm allowed to say it. an intelligent person, right?”
“Stop being gay. I'm getting drunk and”
“The thing is that a penis pump is temporary. That's temporary. You'd use a traction device, and that's actually extends the tissue.”
“My gynecologist said that I'm and we need to get you on a penile traction device.”
“If you had a detachable penis, would you swap it out for like, you know, I think 300 Blows' penis is probably like an inch longer.”
“I did a song last night called Moving On where it's like I really do intend to like be moving on from this.”
“I'm not like such a petty that I'm going to like try to strike you.”
“If you want to go hear a bunch of monkeys that's monkeys, you can go to the zoo, you can go to the zoo, right?”
“I think that's worse than saying die to somebody. I think that's even worse than calling someone the N-word.”
“I see the board. I see the game. You sold the scandal. I sold the name. You wanted thunder, fury, discord. I gave you silence.”
“If I was an animal abuser, do you think a cat would come up to you like that and let you let you rub on her head?”