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5,328 notable quotes from the archive
“He rationalizes this bizarre new identity by claiming it will finally grant him a linguistic loophole to use racial slurs, awkwardly trying to validate the plan by citing the etymology of the word and linking it to the real-world African nation of Niger.”
“A live streamer operating without an active chat is like an organism detached from its ecosystem. With no audience to push back, there are no boundaries, leaving the subject primed for a display of dangerously unchecked behavior.”
“It's like the Bible for gay people basically or not gay people but it's like the Bible for you know it's like it's like something that's kind of enjoyable for by more creatives because just the the Bible is a great great book. is full of great stories, very old stories and interesting and metaphorical and meaning and blah blah blah, but it's not very accessible as in it's a little bit dry.”
Psycheat 18:43“I felt suicidal after that. So, it's like if it's fun in games, it's all fun in games until Psyche kills himself. A bit of that.”
Psycheat 1:12:09“The cult is a joke. The whole thing with here's there's something called improv comedy. I I I do need to teach people improv comedy someday. Improv comedy is like if someone says something, there's a one rule of improv. You just don't negate it because then negating it ruins the joke.”
Psycheat 1:08:43“I'm actually like a reformed Satanist. I was like in Satanism I consider almost atheism in a way. It's very humanistic, right? Um I found I you know as a teenager, you know, teenagers are attracted to that kind of darker stuff. Um but I did I had a spiritual awakening about 28 years old.”
Psycheat 19:33“I would recommend nobody actually start streaming because it's all fucked up. But now that I'm already in it.”
Psycheat 10:14“LD is the best big brother somebody could possibly have. ... I've seen you in two circumstances save her. If she might not admit it, I don't care. I know what you did. And people don't get this about you. LD embodies a tremendous amount of restraint. He is a legitimate bad ass.”
Psycheat 4:04:04“The ultimate domestic proof came from Jan's own pets. Viewers claimed that his cats, who normally sat with him on stream, were suddenly hiding off camera, supposedly terrified of the aggressive new canine energy radiating from their owner.”
“I think you're naturally an appeaser and you've learned over the years how to appease people. ... you're appeasing me right now and you don't even realize it.”
Alexat 1:02:18“You confided in me some personal things which you've disclosed to the public. Okay. ... You also brought me into a situation to where because I trusted you, and I'm talking about the branding situation, but then you kind of threw me under the bus with that.”
Psycheat 43:06“I am the serpent. I am the flame. But I'm not the name you're scared to say. I'm the reason you all get to be the one who failed to set you and to set me free.”
Psycheat 5:30“I think it kind of kills content on shows when they just have arbitrarily the audience can have control of the guests. I think that should be my choice to have the guests on or not.”
Sweet Peaat 35:44“The actual problem was that I was posting too many shorts... After an analysis was done from a third party.”
Sweet Peaat 33:40“Arthur, panel hopping kick, Filipino wrestler of the maintenance ring / He loves that wrench like a fat guy loves cake”
Sweet Peaat 7:23“She called me a cat killer. And then she said I have AIDS. And I ended up apologizing to her.”
Sweet Peaat 4:16“He said, sure, I think he got some kind of vape and he fell asleep. So he probably won't be around for much longer than I am today.”
Sweet Peaat 1:59“Ladies and gentlemen, raise your glass / Guard your secrets / And welcome to Grateful 2026”
Psycheat 0:00“Not danger, not vengeance / Just embarrassment, sweetie / When she opens those files alphabetically”
Psycheat 3:43“Her cat's named Elvis, he's the king of the room / Strutting past the curtains like he owns the whole moon”
Psycheat 1:42“You mess with an ex, you mess with me”
Psycheat 1:18“She keeps the files like the government does / Every date, every detail, every just because”
Psycheat 1:08“Stronger wi-fi, stronger lies, stronger monologue at night. Every stream's a trial, every chat's a grand design.”
“You're mechanically and biologically smarter than I am. You just are. And I don't say that to many people because they could be my enemy if I just say that. But I'm saying it to you because you're not my enemy, you're my friend.”
Psycheat 1:53:23