3,571 notable quotes from the archive
“all baptized in the live stream rain”
“the circus burn the kind of holiness”
“Alexandra once read my soul like glass”
“We built a cathedral out of internet stress”
“it's better to give than to receive man like you ask people all they do is talk about what they got who have you helped lately what have you done when's the last time you fed somebody that ain't ate”
“God tell you the game of life and this ain't no preaching this is facts man you know what I mean the word the Bible is the game God tell you everything how to play the game bro but we don't listen”
“don't talk over me ever again”
“women can't run that [ __ ] on me man I know right off the rip man I can already poke in her game by meeting her I can already tell give me five minutes of meeting a female I can tell you I can tell you right then that she's a hoe”
“you guys are my life okay you guys are my like I wake up in the morning thinking about you I follow asleep thinking about you you guys are my life okay”
“I never came into this channel like, oh, this is going to, you know, this is how I'm going to make a lot of money and stuff like that. I came into this channel like saying, I want to have fun.”
“Love like this will never be finished, man. Love like this is it.”
“I asked so many times and I I had all these problems today. I'm just like can you just like not say this one word?”
“You are the easiest guy ever. Nobody knows you, Michael sitting on the couch.”
“This is too gay even for me, guys. I thought I was gay. No, they these guys really... They're redefining the gay lifestyle.”
“Maybe you'll help my ratings.”
“Sorry. I didn't I I didn't mean to die on your screen.”
“Holy [ __ ] There's no water. Oh my god.”
“I was addicted to having sex with like beautiful women. And then to cure my sex addiction, I moved into my, my mom's basement. And it worked. It worked so fucking hard.”
“The owl is a nocturnal bird strongly associated with the moon and feminine energy. Lilith, a goddess of the Talmud and early Christian Gnosticism is frequently represented as an owl.”
“Do you ever feel like a plastic pin. Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again. Do you ever feel just like a pin. Like a house of cards, about to give in.”
“You're not a paid member. Somebody else bought you that membership and you broke the rules. It doesn't matter if you're a paid member. Doesn't mean you can't be a troll and stuff like that, right?”
“Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers founded this, founded this continent in hopes that we may all bring... I forgot the rest of it. I don't know, I'm not really Abraham, like, I just, I just look like him. I play him on TV.”
“Queen of every throne. Beauty forged in chaos stone. Teach me how to stand alone. Soft and deadly to the bone.”
“She doesn't tempt, she liberates. She doesn't break, she recreates.”
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