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This episode features a comedic parody song about Christine getting steamrolled by Rudolph at a petting zoo on Christmas Eve after harassing baby goats and getting drunk on eggnog. The song tells the story of Christine's misadventures and the consequences she faces.
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Browse era →Christine got steam rolled by Rudolph walking through the petting zoo Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as karma, but as for me and Summer, we believe she'd been messing with the baby goats again, saying those little demons can't be trusted. Summer tried to pull her off
the haystack. Christine yelled, "I'm fine." Then got disgusted. Now we're all so proud of Rudolph. He was patient, but he finally had enough. And we're taking turns repeated. You don't bless your own teeth when you're lit up. She was wearing
glittery Santa makeup mascara running like a true crime scene. She was yelling at a snow globe in the gift shop like it owed her money. Loud and mean. Then she hit the eggnog way too heavy. Just one more, she said, for holiday cheer. That's when she turned into a mean
drunk. So everybody vanished, disappeared. Now we're all so proud of Rudolph. He was calm, but he was not in the mood. When she said, "Wait, let me explain it." He said, "Explain it to the reindeer review." Santa standing there in full confusion
like this ain't in my contract. What the heck? And the elves were taking notes like it was training. While Rudolph blew a whistle, did a check. Sweet Summer pointed straight at Christine. Said that one, sir, that's the whole concern. Christine tried to gaslight. Rudolph, smiling, misunderstood.
It's Christmas then got burned. >> Christine got steamrolled by Rudolph. He put the no ho ho no more. Now the petting zoo has hired bouncers and a sign that reads Christine out the door. Yeah, you know what like
they said. That song Christmas year. Well, yeah. We better Christmas. Come on girl. And the goats formed up a little band now. Call themselves the bleed suits and all. They dropped a song called Let It
Bleep This Season and that tour sold out the barn wall to wall. Yeah.
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