Episode 0 opens with a video analysis of streamer Alexandra's escalation from online victimhood narrative to explicit threats of physical violence, followed by a live conversation with a target of her harassment discussing the personal impact and pattern of abuse.
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The stream begins with host Psyche setting up a green screen and Nightbot commands ▶ 11:13, then plays a pre-recorded analytical video ▶ 12:29 detailing how Alexandra, host of 'IRL News Time Live,' constructs a narrative of absolute victimhood to justify escalating hostility. The video outlines an 'escalation ladder': dehumanization through xenophobic rhetoric against a woman named Karen ▶ 13:59, conspiratorial paranoia linking targets into a 'criminal family' and 'pack of Satanists' ▶ 14:17, weaponizing out-of-context voicemails as proof of physical threats ▶ 15:19, and a tactical transition to specific ambush plans including smashing phones, provoking fights, and premeditated legal deflection ▶ 16:24. At ▶ 17:27, Psyche transitions to a live conversation with someone directly targeted by Alexandra (referred to as INX), who describes Alexandra posting memes attacking their deceased parents ▶ 18:17, falsely claiming financial manipulation ▶ 19:46, and recruiting others like Christine and Samman to validate the harassment ▶ 19:14. The guest expresses fear at the lack of empathy and delusional framing ▶ 18:52, noting Alexandra now refuses to use their name, referring to them only as 'the son of' fabricated lineage ▶ 21:54.
This episode appears to establish a core thematic concern of the show: examining how digital platforms enable the transformation of interpersonal conflict into performed victimhood that licenses real-world harm. The analyzed 'escalation ladder' suggests a recurring analytical framework for understanding online-to-offline violence pipelines. The live segment continues the pattern of giving voice to targets of coordinated harassment, contrasting the analytical distance of the video with the visceral immediacy of lived experience. The episode title 'I'm a SURVIVOR, Not a Victim' appears to ironically reference the rhetoric of the perpetrator rather than the guest, highlighting the show's interest in how language gets weaponized in these dynamics.
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Hello! A little bit dreary, just the green screen, let's see what I got.
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can play with. I have a lot of interactive ones. You can always check the weather too. Like that or the command. We'll see. Not there we go. But yeah, I mean I don't know who saw this but this is really hilarious. It's really short. I just want to show you this real quick
because it's so hilarious. I think you'll like it. I'll be right here.
Internet drama begins and ends on a screen. It is an endless loop of empty arguments and digital posturing. But every so often, the hostility outgrows the chatroom. The rhetoric escalates, boundaries blur, and the digital conflict bleeds into the physical world.
Meet Alexandra. She hosts a live stream called IRL News Time Live where she operates within a mental framework of absolute victimhood. According to her broadcasts, she is the target of severe, relentless cyberbullying, a coordinated campaign she describes as suicide coercion.
She paints a specific picture of herself for her audience, emphasizing a spotless criminal record and a lifetime of playing by the rules. Yet the actual tone of her broadcast is steeped in pure hostility. That hostility is looking for an outlet. In a recent broadcast, Alexandra publicly declared her intention to take this offline. She promised to hunt down her perceived bullies in person,
and, in her own words, kick their motherfucking ass. Alexandra tells her audience she has been pushed to a breaking point. Her claim of a spotless record serves as a shield, allowing her to frame the planned violence as a necessary correction rather than a crime. In her view, physical retaliation has become her only tool for survival. To see how a streamer talks themselves into committing an assault,
we can look at this diagram, the escalation ladder. It tracks the specific cognitive process used to justify real-world violence. Step one is dehumanization. Alexandra strips her targets of their humanity using targeted xenophobic rhetoric. She repeatedly refers to a woman named Karen as Trash, a methamphetamine addict, and the illegitimate daughter of a criminal maid,
while questioning her legal status in the United States. The next rung is conspiratorial paranoia. Rather than dealing with isolated interpersonal conflicts, Alexandra links her detractors, specifically Karen, a man named John and his mother Judy, into a coordinated criminal family, even labeling them a pack of Satanists.
By constructing this massive, coordinated enemy in her own mind, she changes her own rules of engagement. When she believes she is under siege by a relentless cabal, her extreme actions are framed as a necessary defense against a superior force. By assigning these traits to a coordinated network, the streamer creates a scenario where the blame for future violence lies with the targeted group.
In this framework, the decision to commit an assault is no longer her own. She presents it as a choice forced upon her by enemies. But internal logic alone doesn't sustain a live broadcast. Alexandra relies on external broadcasting mechanics to pull her audience into this perspective. She weaponizes mundane, out-of-context digital artifacts.
During the stream, she plays old, disjointed voicemails from her sardids. To an objective listener, they sound like typical online bickering, but she presents them to her viewers as proof of an immediate physical threat. The standard response to online harassment is simple. Use the block and ignore functions. Alexandra makes a deliberate, performative choice to do the opposite.
She actively engages with the toxic material, deliberately amplifying the conflict and feeding the flames for her daily content. This leads to the tactical transition. Here, the broadcast focuses on specific locations and physical actions, turning a collection of digital grievances into a literal plan for a real-world ambush.
Presenting this selective evidence to a live audience isn't an attempt to win an argument. It is a performance designed to secure public permission from her viewers, ensuring that when she finally crosses the hard legal line, She does it with their full, unwavering backing. There is a distinct boundary in law between toxic online venting and a criminal threat. Alexandra ignores that boundary entirely. She outlines plans for an ambush.
She promises to confront Karen, grab her phone, and smash that thing right on the sidewalk, warning that she will break every new device Karen buys over and over again. The physical threats come in rapid succession. She tells Karen to send her brother to find her. explicitly stating she will let him hit her first, just to provide a justification for the ensuing brawl. Then, she provides a clear sign of premeditation.
She instructs her targets to file their police reports now, so that when an ambulance has to pick them up later, the paramedics will know exactly what happened. At the end of the broadcast, she drops the righteous anger, and calmly accepts the legal consequences of her plan. She admits she has never been in a fight, but acknowledges she will likely end up in cuffs for what she is about to do.
This is the reality of the digital echo chamber. When an online creator completely insulates themselves inside a narrative of absolute victimhood, premeditated physical violence is no longer viewed as a crime. In their mind, it looks like inevitable justice. there we go what's up guys chilling chilling how are you
around me look at these guys likey how are you doing bro this is like a imagine a spicy oreo for you i feel a mexican oreo that's what i'm in right now i'm the creeper you know i'm in my patio tent let's check out my patio nice nice nice So what's up? Yeah, I don't know if you've been... Yeah, I've been keeping track of what's going on.
I have been seeing, you know, what she's been posting about, you know, you and the Konoskin doc thing and... You know, everything's actually going on. Like last night, yesterday she did like a meme, and it's like, imagine being the parents of this worthless drug addict, you know, discussing dirty fucking whatever.
And then she had my deceased father, and my mother, she put lizard tingles on them, like her, like we're lizards. That's a nasty person. What an answer. Oh, yeah. It was about her own father, she was like, oh my god, he has no sense. My father died like about 11 months before hers did.
And so I'm still going through a grieving process, too. But how dare she bring up her grieving. And mine doesn't matter, right? And it's like a lack of empathy. And that's kind of like scaring me. I tell you, she's almost like an alien kind of cycle. I don't know, I'm not gonna get too much into it, but yeah, what's up with you guys?
Just killing bro, just killing, you know. Yeah. Well, yeah. He's threatening physical violence. She said she's gonna like, she's like, well, she was talking to Christine. She had Christine on the, did this golden girl's thing. She had like, her, her and Christine. Like, you can just take at the table, right? And then Samman comes in with like something at the end of it, like, and like, so she, even when Samman and her, everything,
I bet we totally, I mean, I've totally been stumped. You said, you never heard me. Yeah, I know. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Because it's like, you know what? It's like, I'm responsible for my life. And I'm not going to blame anything on Guys she was lying about that. I never ever ever asked her for anything I will share the text messages every text message. Well, I never asked anything
So it's like she's like she said I've manipulated her to like find things or donate She was showing all the she said she had a breakdown of every cash up She said like one time she brought like groceries or like the other time was like a tripod which you already have you you get told everybody
yeah she sent you this you know what i can't keep people anonymous but she also sent me flowers a couple times you know she thought i was sad or something like that yeah yeah I mean, it was also like throughout our whole relationship, it wasn't like the second stage of the relationship, it was like throughout the whole thing we've met like almost a year ago, that's it.
It was a whole span period of span, yeah. I guess Trichelicious, she donated about $1,000 over a few years or something like that, but she was like acting like it was just like, you know, all of us.
I guess I don't know what she got so mad. She's like because someone was a mod or something I don't know. She never brought that up to me personally. So it's like I don't understand like, you know Justifications, but it's like the pretty lame to me and at this point it's like criminal Christine was right there saying oh, yeah, she's like
I was like, well, if I would say something to say, I would probably just get a slap on the wrist. He's like, oh yeah, the jury would just look at how much of a stalker he is and no one would ever convict you. And so literally like saying it's okay to hurt me or kill me. And then she was like, she's on her way to INX's house and she calls INX like the daughter of a criminal me. I was tripping on when she was saying all that.
I was like, wow. I couldn't believe like the stuff she was saying. I was like, wait, is this a parody? This has to be a parody or some type of joke or something. I think it's so complicated because she also like, now she doesn't even say my name. She has refers to me as the son of, then she goes like a couple, like a name that's not even my dad's name. And then like another, then my mom's name, the son of, and then she's saying that we're all in it.
like with my my mom is and she said my mom is a satanic cult leader or a witch or I mean as you mean she's
a little bit delusional but I mean crazy
I was tripping out like wow like she's really going all the way with this this campaign against you The only thing I can think of is like she's in love with me because you don't have any you don't have this kind of like energy for like just anybody You know, she's had a lot of friendships that have like, you know Dissolved, but it's like I've never seen her go like this. I mean, it's like this is like every day every day constant
And it gets it's escalating a little bit and stuff and uh, you know more and more and uh, you know, she's calling the police She's like I can't go to my liquor store. I can't go to my mcdonald's anymore I can't I have to look over my shoulder. She said the only way she'll ever stop is if she's a bullet in her brain
Yeah, and what did I do I'm still not really clear on it like
You know the fucking Brandon Q has been like a problem Ever since he came in he came in with crystal land and this bullshit you and these guys been like a cancer condition fucking society yeah i mean it's like you know i mean it's like Yeah, it's obvious. I played his videos the other day and I was just shocked. He went to like some like a Mexican ladies house
Or like almost her dog and then started like
Yeah, we're both the same birthday January 7th, we're both the same bird, but why is he so Why is she so in here? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I think maybe like maybe like listen like sometimes there's there is trauma and stuff
like to make certain decisions. And when I appealed to her to stop doxing my family, she, and I said, look into your heart. She said, you don't know what's in my heart. And I put a Bible. If you're not a Christian, you're not allowed to do it with a Bible. A Bible. So it is Christian, there's a video of her in the dark rolling her eyes in the back of her head, calling on the devil to come hurt me or something like that.
Like, is that a Christian? Yeah, she's right out of there. And even if you're trying to get a new test out of the library, it's still the old test you can try on, but it's pretty out there. Yeah
What does that thing going on between you and Chris K did you guys have a an affair or something like that or Like I think like we're not good for each other No, no, but what happened? Can you like give me a run cuz I don't know anything about this. I'm just hearing rumors
Yeah, they moved in together J-Doc and then they would fight over like late the last
The place where the last line of cocaine is on the table.
Really? For real? That's what happened? No, I don't know, dude, but like... No, okay. They have a lover's bottle. Like, they're arguing who's on top, because they both like the anal, right?
So, you have to have me come over, I can do you both at the same time, I have your hand. Squidward, so that was your boyfriend, Squid? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in awesome He's a Gemini, so I think that's why
let me know what you're talking about. And since when did she love Crystal and Vita and Christine so much? See my text, okay. Sorry. Yeah. Oh yeah. What happened with your text, dude? What happened? She sent me a text because I mean, there's been, there's all these allegations and she always was like, you know. Oh, I thought like Vita. INX always has the receipts and she always, it's not true. Like, you know, even if it's like...
Um, sometimes it's like, you know, these weird situations, you might not know the truth about the situation. She always does tell the truth and usually has it right right there to back it up and so, you know, she's a very, uh, Oh, she here she is right here. Here we go. Hi. Hi there. I'd like to detect from Brandon. He's a piece of shit with no life and he needs to back off and leave people alone.
Yeah, yeah, crazy All the accounts he makes to join your panel he's insane you said he was making crazy faces That's how he is he said he's crazy
And he was naked Um, he was at a shirt off at least, I didn't, I had to fill me your penis, but I didn't see anything, so, uh... He lives in a dump! Yeah, this is a new video. I'll play this video, this is, um... The one on him, the other one went till later, the other one's just for you to look at, but the one about Brandon played that. That's where he lives, and he's fucking with people showing old apartments.
At least I lived in the nice apartment complex with a pool and all that. And look at where he lives. You'll see where he lives. Well, look, I mean I heard like he went through like who like who like went to go meet him clumsy went to his house Or he went to clumsy I forgot I think clumsy did go to his place and he was scared because he's a piece of shit He's great. He's insane and he's a scaredy cat
Clumsy did go to his place Then he faked it where he said he was going to his place too And I was on the phone with them because I had his friend this friend and he said oh, I want to talk to you like He's trying to hit on everybody And she's not interested. She's never talked to him. Her husband was there. And so then he said, Oh, hang on. I'm going to go live. I got to leave for a little bit. My friends here. I'll be back.
And then he was gone for 20 minutes only yeah, and he came back to say yeah I just went to Clumsies, and I'm thinking what worse clumsy. I thought Albuquerque I Thought I found out later that he lied He said he went to Clumsies, and he was doing a video of him and that friend that he says was Gamble's friend And he was saying he's here. I'm at Clumsies and it looked like his own the dump that he lives that he was in the backyard
Oh my god, and then clumsy showed a video where he really lives and he said he didn't show up here Because that asshole said I went over there and I scared him and he came out and looked at me He ran back inside and and that's when I was doing the video and yelling at him. I saw like a Sure Brandon. He made an AI of himself like kissing some like woman's dyed hair. Yeah, he's a nasty look and he's got a belly on him He doesn't work. He's that's why he games all day long
It makes all these bots that he talks to like Gamble said that's why they don't answer anybody else and it's repeating everything He says let's see some of these facts. I want to see some of these. Yeah Before that about clumsy, this is what I found out then I found out he's in Clovis Albuquerque is four hours away from there because when I was in high school, they had a championship football game
You know my school with with Clovis high school and my mom drove us It was four hours away and I was thinking well that didn't make sense because he was only gone 20 minutes And then he's saying that he went the and scared clumsy and then when I asked him later He was bragging about it and I said well how far is Clovis from Albuquerque?
He told me the same thing that I knew. Oh, it's four hours and I didn't say nothing It's like what a piece of shit to lie and said because he was only out 20 minutes filming his own dump Yeah, you know a partner that he's had they don't even have a pool or anything So yeah, go ahead and play it that's my yeah, I'm gonna be careful with the doxing. Should I should I skip ahead a few seconds? I'm not sure. Yeah. Yeah, you get the part that that was in your chat
You could take that part, but he's over there doxing people's stuff. So yeah, I know I'm just That's the first part that you know, and then you'll just see where he lives and it's not gonna show I got you right here. Here we go. Yeah Where he lives there you go. Yeah, you can yeah, that's it Okay, it looks like a job Broken out tree and it's got bars and it's like in a ghetto. It's in southeast
Albuquerque, that's a ghetto. I lived in Dakota was eight seven one oh nine And he went there and tell it's nice. Yeah, cuz my dad made a lot of money and my mom came for money Well, it looks like it. I mean, I guess it's dry out there, but I don't know what that leads. Yeah. No, there's not that dry They just got no grass. It's a ghetto It was bill
It's going fast. It's going fast. Okay, one second. Here we go. Let's watch this. Oh, here we go. Sitto. Look at it with bars and it was built in 1950 or something. This is where he lives. Okay. This is ghetto. Southeast. Again, his zip code is in the ghetto.
And he lives in a tiny room or something, you saw what it looks like, it's real poor, and he's obsessed and keeps trying to calm me, I've recorded every call with him, there's no way, I don't share my real number, everybody know the people, the few that know it, I've known for years. And there's only actually two of them that have had my real number him.
He had my text now and I can show the calls. He was trying to call me when I was on panel. He's just obsessed. Now see this. This is fencing. See that's the apartments on the other side right there. they still use the old satellite and that's where he was filming and said he was in, uh, Clemson's neighborhood
whatever I just got that at my new place but see that's a ghetto The guy is crazy. He lives in the dump. He doesn't work hardly. He's always gaming and Wanting money because when he said Alex gave him a thousand then he said it was four thousand dollars And then he even told me and it's recorded that nobody's giving me money and you're giving psyche money
I haven't given psyche any money I mean, I haven't seen him anything, so he's crazy because he needs money really bad and he doesn't have a job and if he, he says he's a plumber or whatever, somebody's already looking into that because he's crazy, he's obsessed with gamble, he keeps going on and
on and with gamble and making crazy pictures, you know, there's going to be AIs of you, you were upset that Alex made an AI of you with your belly hanging out, that's probably You're insane, and the lady named Noel, one of his victims, joined a panel started by Psyche,
and she wanted to talk to us about how he took advantage of her and pretty much raped her because she said that even she's 21 now. I don't know how long ago it happened, but she seemed to have some kind of issues because she had trouble, and she said that she had, I forget what it was that she has that sounded serious, and she said that he raped her.
And then she put her link in backstage because she wants to talk to people about it. I think somebody, you know, Gamble probably needs to talk to her because I have her link.
The truth is that this kid, Daniel, they had him on a panel and I guess the kid was interested in DX and they were talking about DX and that was it. So there's no pedo or anything on there. He was criticized for that, but it wasn't just him. It was other streamers and he was just being cool with the kid. But that kid never showed up again.
It was Brandon that made some kind of link to where you can pull it up and something about gamble He's obsessed with gamble gamble has never been a petto Never and he says those girlfriends never even do like I know
You don't want to know he said he'll
I mean you lie about all these people on his own he doesn't have a friend even online you the
So, he's crazy and it looks way better than where he's at. This is a dump that he's at. You can Google the address of somebody posted in chat and also you can pull him up and I'll go ahead and show his record about how he's been stalking and fucking with kids and he was banned from the school, you know, he can't be near some school in Albuquerque.
All of that is going to come out. So, let me go ahead and post this, but again, let me show you, this is where he lives. It's a dump. It's not even an apartment complex. This is it, look how ghetto that is. Hello, how are you? No grass, they don't take care of it. No pool, nothing. Mars around the windows. Cause he's in the worst place ever. It's section eight. It's a section eight apartment.
Where we live, he said, wow, it's nice, it's really nice. It's like he's so stockish that he drove over there. Why don't you take a picture of the house over there, Brandon? And then your parents have nothing to do with you. They gave you up when you were a kid because you were crazy and violent with them. And so an uncle had to raise you. And you're crazy and your behavior is insane.
And that's just exactly how you are in real life. I told you, I don't want any communication with you. You're a sick fuck. and Brandon uh leave Gamble alone. I mean you're obsessed with him. You keep posting a picture of him at a party at the beach and I saw that clip he was invited there and you know I know those
people were having a party and he was joking around and it was the boy and I don't know how old he was but that was nothing. He didn't do that on purpose and why did someone kid over there in
But you need to stop with this because there's a lot of videos of you being a pervert hitting on kids on that monkey app And I am keeping everything on him and I'm allergic to you, baby. He's already wanting to hit up on her and yeah, what's he got to talk to me? I'm a millionaire really this is where you live millionaire with a little
um what is it you're a plumber or something and barely working because you're always gaming 24-7 with a hundred bops around you so yeah you're sick yeah I was telling the truth about this uh I was gonna say a bad word but he's he's obsessed with with the gamble it's always gamble gamble gamble
that Chris Rock or whatever his name was, he even posted against Brandon and called him creepy. Want me to show that Brandon? Now leave me alone. I don't want shit to do with you. That's why you have no friends online nor in real life. You're all alone and you accuse that guy who called the police on you when you attacked the dog of being Gamble's friend. I can show that because you said it in text.
that he that he sent them over there. The guy said he didn't even want to claim you as a friend when the police talked to him when he called the police when you attacked the dog they asked him who are you to him and he didn't even want to claim you as a friend he said oh no I'm not a friend
And he was freaked out, and he filmed you attacking the dog, and then I saw that you went there twice. Gamble, thank you for showing me the proof. And this idiot was saying you were sending me a virus through the link, because he didn't want me to see it. But it finally opened, and somebody else sent me the same thing.
posted it on his live. So there's gonna be more I think on this guy because he doesn't stop. He's insane and he's a liar and you know like I said I lived there. I graduated from Sandia High School in Albuquerque, New Mexico and look at where he went. I mean he lives in the dump. Well, yeah, I mean
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think he already tried to come on today. He called me psychos He's coming psyche victim or something like that. I don't know. See he's crazy He's harassing everybody and he's mentioning my friend Nancy. She's married and he's always around and he wanted to talk to her She didn't want shit to do with them because she knows of him And he lied I think say now I talked to her friend and just because I mentioned her
he doesn't know her at all and she doesn't know him she knew of his history because she said that's that dangerous guy that's that he's a pedophile how did you start coming she didn't want to talk to him because uh yeah because they wanted to go on panel but they were going to go with Kate not some pedophile and he did where is she at i'm rich and uh can i talk to the other friend
Uh, you know, he stalks people they don't communicate with him at all. He's just completely insane and he lies about everything Yeah, well, I mean it's like I guess and and still trying to jump on your panel with all the fake accounts He has those are the bots that he uses and signs in and and would they say the repeat the same thing
He says and as he's insane calling saying I've got a cue army and cue my cue army. No, he only has himself Yeah, I mean Hugh Armie is some robots right if you thought he's a little yes, yeah, but but and then he makes he makes a fake Don't know alerts and the fake Don't knows because Alex doesn't talk like that
It's he taught it taught just like him and the misspelling just like him In small letters, you know, you know, she writes better than that. Yeah. Yeah, and he faked it everything he fakes You know, she she never has a misspelling and She's very Meticulous with that kind of thing with the writing and that there were no periods or anything and that's exactly how he
tight when he's texting Yeah, I mean, but I mean he didn't say terrible things about me He said terrible things about you know other people on the show and and about you yeah Yeah, because he's mad he's trying to force me to get in touch with them and he's calling me and you think he's crazy That's what he's got to do to try to get people to talk to him That's why he has nobody in his life, and I'm telling you nobody
Well, maybe it's like a he's like a little bit socially stunted and yeah, you know, it's like, you know, it's sad in a way But it's also, you know, maybe I mean there's help me he just needs to I don't know I guess stay on his gaming. I know it's yeah leave people alone cuz not one single person wants to talk to him Cuz a lot of people I was cool with all warned me about him
Yeah, and a few of them even Kate blocked me because of him and they all said it even that got buried He was in a chat. He said she's gonna talk you to that pedo cuz he was pissed off Yeah, well the guy that he was on the video with he was like remember before he went out you know with the with the doggins and he was with this guy in his house like you know he was saying he was going to grape him and and eff him in the a and right yeah yeah it was
it was just kind of scary and i don't know was that his day He was trying to do that to a dog now worry about the cat he took from a girl I remember course told told me about it that he brought a crackhead girl And he was trying to make her stay with him and she freaked out on him because he goes crazy She called the police to help her out and she was waiting outside on the street. It was on his live and
He wouldn't let her take her cat and she also was on she was a methhead or something That she left and he kept the cat so I worry about the cat because he shows us he's good with the cat But who knows what goes on if he did that dog and he treats people like that Who knows in that video it did show him like he was in the litter box
Like over the litter box like he was like oh my god. I didn't see that. Yeah, he was like Okay, you're so gross cat like you know the cat Wow Well, yeah, cuz when I saw that clip of him being verbally abusive with her and the police came because she told him how he got rough with her. Yeah, and he kicked her out and she wouldn't he wouldn't let her take the cat
But yeah, that's sad somebody needs to come in and do something Especially if he's treating the cat like that and making those noises and being faked when he got on panel with the cat Like he's petting the cat. I just hope he's you know, I hope he's like At least a kind pet. I really hope I hope so. I hope so. That's what I worry about But I really don't want anything to do with him. I mean Jesus Christ. I learned my lesson
Hard it's like I knew he was a bad person in the beginning, but I gave him a chance and So he's exactly the person that we see on those videos the vegan was disgusted with him He tried to grape her and everybody has that clip. She was trying to sleep and he was all on her trying to kiss her I love you. I love you. I mean and she was freaked out and left. I've talked to a vegan
I used to mod for her and she was scared of him. Yeah I mean, I think I think she does like still talk to him, but I don't think she's ever gonna get near him again I think no, she says not anymore that you know because I was talking to her on the phone and and on IG and she said he was lunatic or whatever But he was giving her like five dollars here five dollars. That's the most he can give somebody
And I feel bad now because you know he like I guess he saw page on my show and now he goes over her chat and is Causing problems in her chat and you know I'm thinking that's why it's like I don't understand because Alex now all of a sudden hates page and like you know She didn't pay I don't even think that they've ever had a talk or anything like that But I guess it was she said good times has complained to her that like you know
Cuz good times I guess friended page on Instagram and then he saw her last name So then he used that to find her on Facebook and so then people were saying that was kind of weird and and Yeah, and but now he's saying that he thinks he's trying to set him up for some kind of blackmail or something like that It's just so so ridiculous and I don't know page or allocate page
Man, yeah, so page was just like what the hell I should like he's like I know who I am and you know This is crazier and crazier right and you know, of course like also, you know
Well, Alex, Alex has been putting my mom in pictures with like, you know, me like I and I don't understand why everyone else looks like kind of like okay in the pictures like I mean, I just like when they do me an AI, they make me bald, dirty, you know what, and she knows my history.
My mom came from her dad was a politician in Bolivia, her ex-fiancé, gonna eat, you know, the Lozado, he was president of Bolivia. I had to be the one to tell him that my mom passed away. Yeah, what she was saying, you know and that made what is she talking about when I was born? I was born in New York. There were no maids there
She's like this is I annex even like an American citizen. Yes, I am I wish I wasn't but I was born in New York. My dad was American. My mom was from Bolivia She had her mom was German Was a German pretty much but her dad was from Spain and yeah, so but she was born in Bolivia
So they got married and they came to the States and she was engaged to Goni before that So just to confirm so you were not the and me and my siblings look alike. So no, we were all our dads I mean my family question about Goni, you know, but no, that's not it We all look the same and we look like our dad dad and mom Alex was making allegations. She said well, they're you know, there's no she knows the truth
She saw the picture of Goni and and all she just makes up shit and you get this appointment Disappointment me in a way because I thought she was better than that. I just can't believe that life. She'll tell when she's mad, right? I mean, she was even trying to say like, you know, that I was her father's, like, you know, take advantage of her when she was grieving and things like that. When actually that was the opposite.
We actually bond or like we met and kind of bonded over the fact that we both lost our fathers like in a similar time period with the same exact illness and stuff. I felt a lot of empathy for her on that. And, and just to be told, oh, I took advantage of that, I wouldn't take advantage of that. I mean, it's like, I mean, it's like my thought.
Seriously, she says, oh, yeah, she you know, she was holding her father's hand and he had like so well me too and Yeah, that's hard. Yeah, like me with my mom And so then she's putting a picture of a picture of my dad like, um, you know raised from the dead with like a Lizard tail, uh, like oh here's why I mean Yeah, she's like well, they'll never they never thought that they're true. They're true
Origin would be revealed like their lizards. I mean, I didn't know the lizard maybe a dragon, but I didn't think a lizard
We don't have tails I promise but you know, but you guys were friends at one time I don't know what happened with that you think there's I mean and you got close to talk to her about your parents or your dad So I mean they just said just just don't I mean It's like I feel really stupid because you know, I did trust her so much like that. I just closed
You know like things probably I shouldn't have because it's like you cannot trust this lady. She she's she's put guys She's putting in my parents names on every single day. I say it's he at least like 20 times the stream She's she's doxing my my my my she was at my house And so she has like a she took a picture of my house or something like that Doxing my street doxing my the police station doxing the liquor store doxing the
McDonald's I mean she just I mean they don't even care. They're like who's this who's this lunatic? Calling it. Yeah, and you you see my status That was my reaction to her saying that she was coming to my place Which she doesn't know where I moved and she was going to come with the body cam and that's a threat And I told her that's fine because here in Texas. We're allowed to have a gun
I'm you know registered and all my family is too And I haven't had a need for it though. But yeah, I mean because I had a friend that lived in umbil texas And some ex or whatever broke through the window to fuck with her and she shot him and guess what it was fine because she was protecting her home.
Yeah, so and then she lives here in Texas at that apartment my status my reaction was hey you know I've moved. But if you try coming over here with your body you know with the body cam that she said she's having because here we are you know legally we can protect ourselves when somebody turns to. Command like she was threatening. That's what I said. I never said I was going over there. Yeah
I just told her meet me at apartment B7. That's her apartment in Houston And the thing is like what people might not understand is that She started with the threat saying she was going to go over there But then when you respond and well, I'll go over there like then it's like then she said oh I'm being attacked I'm being threatened. I know right and then there's video evidence because I have everything even the ones that she deleted
I record everything I recorded another live that was taken down And I'm the only one that has it all because it's easy to record and like I said, this is the best Video recorder you start it and it'll play all the way to the end Well, I mean it'll record and then it cuts off. Yeah, I mean it's like because you know And it's good to have these kind of receipts nowadays because people will lie and because now she's lying about me
And I'm I'm gonna maybe have to show the text messages where I never I never pressured her or or was rude to her. I was always just very nice, very thankful, very even like what you can see if you see the gifts on the screen. I was just very thankful. I was like I had the flowers out for weeks. I was you know smelling them. I was like oh these are beautiful. Thank you so
much. I was so thought I mean I was very very grateful and it's like and then she's like well I don't need them. Like she doesn't know anything about it. Like nobody does but there are people It's like really none of anybody's business. Like even if I came across personal information about somebody like, you know, like that was Doc's, I wouldn't make use of that information. Like, you know, it's like,
I don't, I'm not interested in people's personal lives. I don't want to take it past this, but it's like people are just so happy to like talk and talk all this shit and say, oh, I should be sued. I should be institutionalized. I should, you know, have a conservatorship. I should be evicted. I mean, it's like, These people where are their own lives? Where they're just like these I don't know yentas or I mean
That's one word to say it. I mean, it's like there's a there just like they just like yeah I guess she's just been through a lot though psyche though and sometimes we react like that because I did it You know Our own behavior too because we're not perfect either and it's like no Look at our triggers and stuff, but it's like I I think that there's a difference in that we have
Decided to make an attempt to change and it's like some people do not want to look right Yeah, you just want to be your own self is react that
You right you don't do it you you wouldn't want done to you like right yeah, yeah Like it's like, you know, she didn't like being Docs She didn't like her father being talked about then why does she dox other people? Why does she try to talk about other my father and stuff like you know, and I never even did that to her I mean, so it's like not even
Tip or tat it's like completely just unwarranted attack. So and then she's saying people have different parents She doesn't know anything about my life But apparently her mom she said that their mom and sister won't have anything to do with her So maybe she's hurt. Maybe that's not the mother. Maybe she's talking about herself. Maybe her dad Had a baby with somebody else and that's why they're
Her sister and mom won't have anything to do with her because she blames the dad So that's probably what happened So she's telling these stories on other people and most people already know my past You know and and I even showed a picture of my mom's ex. Yeah, well, yeah Well, I guess we'll never know but it's like, you know, I just want her to stop doxing
For no reason and just leave. She's asking me. She tells me to leave her alone Have I haven't been to her chat and so she was in my chat the other day saying that she's gonna try to link my parents names with methamphetamine Like me like she called my youngest brother. I didn't know that till he told me but now he said when he listened to it He said that that's not the same voice, but that was the name and he's you know, it was
Yeah, it was just weird. So was it her or somebody else and I don't know it was clumsy going. Hey, I'm gonna
Worst one out of anybody is that guy Brandon Brandon? I mean he's really bad He doesn't know how to have friends or anything because he goes crazy and Controlling and screams and you know, I don't need a shitty person like that in my life. You know, I know better people
So i blocked him for good i put somebody that was almost like him in jail and he's been there for three years he thinks i can't do that to him so he needs to leave me alone stop stalking me stop making all these accounts to join a panel i'm on and stop calling me because you know that's how my number was found because i was using a google number in twenty twenty three remember and i got caught.
So no, you know if you file a police report there is an investigation and they'll find it and then I can take in the court Like somebody did me in 2023 Yeah, and so like you know, everyone's just stay in their own lane and you know, it's like I mean I Once the once the stuff the doxing stuff that's taken down. I will have nothing more to do with her
I mean, but it's like I don't know if she's trying to continue something. I mean, but I did tell I did a community post where I did Kind of say Yeah Like, you know, I'm like, you're doing all these AIs of me looking so bald, but you already told me like She said, oh, you're not she's like, I know you're not fall. You're gorgeous. You look like, you know
Yeah, let out, you know put together and she said I'm so sorry and she would apologize and she I mean it was like but I guess I don't know if it was also a little tear your motive or something or Every three months, like, you know, I guess a different inhabitant comes into a brain or something because it's like a different person really Overnight like or even all right. I'm a college graduate unlike her and somebody docks that
Four years of college and I graduated and I had a high GPA And I I got into finance the finance degree in spanish as a minor right And so I was like, thanks, I'm uneducated. No, I went to the best schools. I even went to TASSs in Switzerland. And that person that was on the panel that ghost had me join, she lives there and we had an interesting long talking.
She goes, wow, you know, so you know Switzerland? And yes, I said, but I was there one year for boarding school that my dad's company paid for. Because at the time I lived overseas, the American private schools only went up to like eighth grade. Yeah. And then the company's paid for us to go to any boarding school we wanted to.
My sister went to the one in Rome. I went to Tassus because my neighbor, my best friend, he was going there too. And then we went to another school, and then we came back to the
And I was used to smaller schools and I remember I used to play hooky all the time because it was I mean the classes It was such a big school. It took forever to find your other Classes and stuff and I play hooky and yeah, it was it was tough. It was like a culture shock Kinda yeah, but I graduated and then I went to college and I graduated with the finance degree and a minor in
Spanish Well, you know I got a message from today was it was Rick and Rick commented in that video I posted about you know the like the little analysis and he's like he's like well You're just showing what she said and I said I said yeah Rick that mean that's that's what these videos are there So I can't exactly I have the text I can show the text. I save everything
So, I mean, they don't lie because I have the proof, you know what happened in the past nothing now because I stay away from that Yeah, and that's why those couple of friends that I mentioned they won't have anything to do with him Because of that and you know, it's yeah, so that's bullshit So if I have to expose all the text I will I have everything but oh, yeah, and I guess she's been like, you know
good times, I guess she has this like, you know, long time relationship with, but, you know, they, she, she wasn't friends with them when I met her, but, you know, he had told me the story about how, you know, she asked for his semen, you know, too. But their friends again, I guess he's like, he's taken the friendship rebound or whatever. But now good times is saying that I was backstage. I mean, I was backstage in a speo on a show. Yes, that's true. I did not.
play with myself backstage good time. I was not playing with myself or anything. I didn't even adjust the voltage of my speedo. I was just in the speedo, wanting to have some fun on your show. And so now it's acting like I'm trying to like, you know, molest good times. I mean, it's like, when the world, I mean, it's like, jeez. I mean, even if like, even if I was doing that,
it wouldn't be like some kind of sexual thing. I mean, it would just be like, you know, But I wouldn't do that, you know, it's like I'm not I only play with myself for 300 glow backstage
Well, why did you try to join though if you if you don't normally join his panel I mean I have joined his panel, but then he started he banned me because I he said I lied to Alex when I said that he had a mugwort tea because he hadn't drank in the mugwort tea yet. It was still on the way, it wasn't in the mail yet. So that's why he got mad at me for that. And then he says, then he didn't like when I was my speedo.
And now, but I really think it's all about like, he's in love with her and he thinks that he was jealous, but now she's, I guess, back with him. She's advertising Bita and Christine actually first now, you know, before even for, before her name. for her show. If you look at her channel, it says... Yeah, that's the thing. It's just flip flopping. That's what I can't stand. I didn't know she was that bad about it. It's back and forth.
I'm done with that. I should have never trusted that, you know. The beat is awful. I mean, when I got, you know, like, you know, like, screaming at me so much because, you know, I put a picture of her, like, an old picture of Bita and I had some guy in it. I didn't know who it was. And it turned out to be like the next Beyonce from years ago. And so she told me and I immediately deleted the thumbnail.
Then it was like in a trip kick video. He like snuck in that picture and then she struck me She's never struck anybody before but be distract me for for that. Why is he striking when she's putting old pictures of? All of us and having them posted, you know So why is she gonna do that cuz she posted those pictures of him? I have a few of them
Yeah, and also, yeah, the picture of a fiance was also posted on Instagram and TikTok and stuff like that and like No, so it wasn't like and I didn't use a name so it wasn't doxing But now it's like it seems she keeps telling everyone I'm a doxer So when I you posted them on other platforms not just look at that. They were already posted there. They're already And I think KK had actually like already doxxed or whatever, or shown that before.
But Bita, when I started getting doxxed by Alex or my family did, she came over to my chat and started laughing at, like, laughing emojis. And she goes, she goes, your karma's just beginning. Like, something like that. Like, and she's so happy. So it's like, she's just like, terrible, right? I mean, it's like. And you guys were friends. We were. And it's like, it's so sad because I'm,
I've tried a lot to make up with her, but um, you know, yeah, don't be posting pictures. She's very sensitive I don't mean I did that one time and I took it down right away and then yeah But then it's like now she acts like I'm some kind of like dog She's actually a dog. So like, you know, if you're gonna fit Let's people do it on our panel. That's what the whole Eldo thing was about, was she doesn't care if someone's doxing Eldo. She doesn't want people doxing her photos
or Sam Man's photos or stuff. But Eldo, you know, you're supposed to be her friend, she doesn't care. She'd like, she'd let the guys stay up there. She didn't say, can you change your picture? But she would make Eldo change his picture. Yeah, cause he was right about something that I had posted before in their screenshots. And that was the group chat on IG. And it was her, her ex friends, including Barb and somebody else.
That was a screenshot of their communication and chats her and the two other her ex-friends. It was her, and even Eldo said it sounds like her. Yes, it was her. I'll do the full recording of the whole thing if I have to, but she can't be lying about it. It was her. And then he and Crystal's lying because Jamie doesn't want anything to do with her anymore.
And so she's saying, well, yeah, Nancy was in the convo, but it had to be Nancy. How is she going to be talking to a fake Bita? It was Bita. It was her account. Why is she even saying so? Why is it Alex saying that you were doxing or bullying or doing something with Crystal as I didn't hear any of that
I didn't do anything to crystal lately. You know, she lies and she believes her lies. She knows that she wants drama She's lying about she didn't show the the real DM or text About jamie. She cut it all off her part. I saw the real one that I'll post in there She's saying she wishes she had jamie's body because jamie looks great uh
Yeah, no, and she's using an old pick of her to and I guess during covert She was a little heavier, but she looks great now, and that's her and she's beautiful And Crystal even told her that and she told the other person. Yeah, I wish I had her body Yeah, she looks great. And so then she took all that off and posted and that's crystal lion
So Alex knows better than that. So she gets so mad that she'll believe anything because no where's the proof I I wouldn't even talk to her. I was on panel with you and talking to To ghost. Yeah The whole time so I wasn't in there Messaging anybody I was home because we had bad weather and you know and then I have that kitten
I'm trying to train the you know play with toys and be playful with the other young cat that I've had So no, when did I have the time and I was on panel with you and that Carl guy for a long time But Crystal just makes these stories. So no, I didn't fuck with Crystal, but she's lying on my friends Alex doesn't even like crystals, so why is she, I mean, what is she, what is she like?
Yeah, why is she listening to her? She knows she's shady, and Q, the reason he was done with her, because she was begging him to talk to her offline, it's always me, me, me, my mom's dying. Guess what? Her mom did not die, and look how happy she is on all these Right she was trying to get cue alone on the phone I think yeah, and she did that to us because she'll keep you on the phone and keeps calling calling calling
I showed the proof. It's on my videos guys. Look at it the call log the way she blew me up I was in the hospital and there she was blowing me up too And I tell her look i'm in a hospital and I say oh, I know that but I need to talk to somebody And then there was another one where she goes call me. I'm crying. She's always playing victim
Yeah, I mean I mean I'm not even allowed on her on her show So it's like yeah, it's crazy because yeah She doesn't want you on there because she wants to continue lying and people are already seeing who she really is Including salmon and then she's lying saying oh first she was telling him and he knew she was full of shit She said oh I can go ahead and take back the strikes that did against you and you can get your channel back
And when Kate called her out on it and reposted it crystal deleted that post Oh, you know and she did and and that's not true. She wasn't the only one even saman said a lot of people were striking him down Kate too and that's why he lost the channel. It wasn't because of crystal She doesn't know how to get rid of channel. She couldn't do mine. And so she'd beg me. Can you take this down? Can you take this down? I'm crying
You know and I'd take him down so no she doesn't know how to do that because she'd ask other people to help her Take stuff down and you know, and it's just crazy that she lies But always playing victim. No, I have not reached out to her at all And you you I was on with you for a long time and talking to ghost. Yeah Have you talked to go lately?
Yeah, I was talking to him late last night. Yeah, we were talking for a while After we've left the panel, you know, well, no, he was doing something. I know he was on another panel Okay, and the lady page was there
Yeah, but I don't know her Then I crashed out and today it's dorming again, and so I'm home until it stops You know, but yeah, and I'm taking care of this baby cat. I'm trying to you know She's hopefully she learns how to play with toys. She's happy But she doesn't know what toys are and my younger cat is now getting friendly with her
So maybe she'll teach her because she'll just stare at her playing with the toys Yeah, yeah, they're it's good to have siblings that they learn from the siblings and stuff and she gets They're not siblings out my other two years old, but yeah, they're still young they can play. Yeah It's a little foster's family, you know, it's like little foster cat. They're
Yeah, there are they were feral, you know, yeah, and we don't have feral cats in this city because there's actually there's no There's not even a there's not even an animal shelter because there's no need for one because there's everyone is a pet animal lover here Although all the cats just get act, you know assimilated into another household because it's very nice
community and stuff. So it's before, I don't know, but there are coyotes. That's the unfortunate part. Jay, that's why I don't let them out though. I don't let mine out. I mean, you know, just get litter box and you know, I mean, it's easy to clean anything because there's dangers out there. Yeah, it is dangerous, but they do love it. But I mean, it's like, I have a big backyard and so they,
I think they learn from that one that they get caught by coyotes. But it's like, it's kind of almost, I would hope it's like very rare, but yeah. You can train them though because mine go out with me when i walk my dog and they stay stick around they stay with me and that's why people are taking pictures and videos because they're like wow that's never seen that and that's happened before with kitty.
And they all stick with me they're just there with my dog. And, you know, they run along with us and they don't leave or anything. And then we come inside and that's it. But yeah, I wouldn't leave them alone like that outside because anything can happen. That's why I brought the baby feral in because she was out there on her own and there's traffic and anything could have happened to her.
So she's happy being inside, but she just needs to learn to play with toys, not steroid. I'm like, what is that? Yeah, I would say maybe like some catnip. or like um, just like catnip because catnip like that that will I have that I even have the catnip and she's still like She'll smell it like she's interested, but then she doesn't play with the toys. Yeah
It kind of piled up they like they kind of like them Hmm, how does it go? I don't know how I must have been I have to drink a little bit too I have to get a stick to you know, you know the 300 blowers, right? You know, it's yeah Yeah, that's that cool guy with a cool background Yeah, I mean it's like he's a very good looking guy. This is us last year. He looks like he's aged a little bit, but this is him last year.
See we're but he looks different. Yeah, well, I don't know who you're a little bit drunk. He doesn't look different. Are you doing I? Look very drunk. I mean, I can't believe my eyes were like that coming over. I can't I can't do it. I'm not right. Yeah What's up? Yeah, maybe she'd be here reality. Nancy is here. Oh, yeah
Oh, she doesn't she go live sometimes she was gonna do an interesting live one day and and I didn't see her live Nancy, did you ever do that live on on bullying because Nancy was gonna do the this bullet cover? I want to see that. She's been she got bullied. I guess she got bullied by Bita, you know, and she got Other people in like, you know Samans chat and and other things for being sometimes some of it for being here
Sometimes because Bita was jealous of things that is in her which what they weren't even talking but you know Bita gets up Yeah, that's crazy. I don't like those two. They're trying to bully and everything because Bita's been bullied in school And I'll let you know from what I've said so many of these people that are that do this it happened to them And it's like and they don't want to know the exact same attacks that That they get they it's almost like they save them up and then they use them on other people
And I wish people could just like understand like they'd hurt them so much. Why would they try to inflict on others? I don't I don't know. I mean, it's like because they don't do real life They don't have anything going on in a real life. You know, it's it's over. It's like YouTube 24 seven all night long if they're not on their long lives that they are they make
They're joining panels panel hopping. It's like damn. There's more to life than that. Yeah, I gave kind of I There's very few panels. I'll even go on anymore Anyone and a bullied in school should know better right should and that's right instead of Bullying people on the internet. They say hurt people hurt people which is true, but also hurt people can be like the wounded healer there's like all the wounded healer and that's like somebody that
has been through pain and trauma and actually can help other people like kind of through it because of the experience instead of like attacking I mean it's like imagine being attacked you didn't like being attacked nobody does I mean it's like it's really no nobody does yeah we should I mean it's like but I mean sometimes We have to fight back but also you know be careful about fighting back too because you know
So we're like, you know people will clip us fighting back and they'll say oh look at them starting shit We're not starting shit. I don't I've never started First really I haven't I don't I don't like dislike anybody to begin with I'm always open-minded to a person But I'm I do like act like a mirror sometime I will treat me to show them how they're being and sometimes I'll just be like a blank slate that they can reflect off of
and maybe look at themself, but Maybe not it's impossible. It's the internet and like somebody, you know Jotted Forged it into my head. It's like walk away from it and when I do I feel better So it's just ridiculous. So who cares what's going on other places, but that Brandon? I mean, he's a piece of shit
He just doesn't he can't stand rejection. He fucked up. I saw he was never a friend. He saved something if we were friends Why would he save that old picture from years ago? Yeah, and both because most people have seen me You know, it's ridiculous and he thinks I'm gonna talk to him again. No fuck that if you're evil and a shitty person like that I don't want shit to do with you, right?
Never, it's all I'm like saying. Oh who's this who's Tyler like, you know, he's like interested in yeah Like he wants to know who I'm talking to that's none of his business and Tyler is known He's a troll he can get rid of he could get rid of him. You know if he knew this who cares and yeah You're talking to gamble you You over there in Crystal's chat, you're talking to this person, who cares? I don't know him. He's a pervert.
And he fucked up because he's not a friend to anybody. That's probably why he doesn't have friends You know save an old shit like that to be evil to use it later. Hell no I don't want shit to do with him ever again Yeah, we have to be careful with that collect stuff like that because we think we're just close because sometimes people will disclose things And we'll disclose things back just to be like, you know, because we feel we have there's like a psychological need sometimes to like, you know
To reciprocate in life and so but then there's some people that are just doing that in order to collect information to use Yeah, I mean worried about who I talked to it's none of his business, right? I know you're an adult and it's like what imagine if we started a question trying to like go after him Yeah, thank you guys. Imagine if we went after him for like that the same things and it's like, you know, he would
He when we started said Brandon, who are you talking to? Why are you doing this brand? Yeah, no, right? Question to me like that when you brand acid what Tyler he said BSR. I don't know a BSR I've seen the name and I guess that guy's name Tyler too. So maybe he has an issue with Brandon, too Well, maybe Tyler Perry
Yeah, I mean I really don't want anything to do with them if I have to I'll do a report on him like somebody caught me in 2023 I can do the same to him And then he's just so stupid with it, you know, the evidence is right there in the open mine wasn't yeah So yeah, I learned from that and yeah, you can find the numbers when you do a police report
they do find the number and let you know and then you you go through with the Investigation or the report because look at what he's doing in his bullshit are you too with all these bots and then harassing you with all these fake accounts or bots that he uses and then making faces at you like a Insane person. I mean that guy needs help
Yeah, I mean it's a little bit unhinged. Here's a very unhinged, right? And I saw that finally the way he tries to scream over me I mean he's just there's something wrong with him and you know, it's just yeah I'm staying away and I wish I never got involved with him because I knew he was a bad person He used to comment to my
YouTube when I was showing other stuff and I thought what an asshole what the fuck is him in here? You know, he's a pedo. I knew that And then I gave him a chance when Alex said, oh, he's a good guy and then I find that she actually called him out for being a pedo a couple years ago. I don't like this crazy flip-flopping. They're good. They're not good.
Back and forth, back and forth with different people and always, yeah, this person's my friend. Make real life friends like we have in real life. You know these like like people say nobody on on the internet or YouTube is your friend You know, it's it. I mean, it's not a friend
You know enjoy your real friends and your real family most like I do and especially my family They did a lot for me
Yeah Sometimes we I mean I get a little bit too raptive in YouTube because I mean so yeah Yeah, but um, it's still I'm but I'm getting better at it, you know, and it's like, you know, I do don't I know the difference But there are a pair of social Parasocial relationships are where one person is like it's like basically it's like a celebrity It's like we know who they are We think we know who they are because we've learned so much about them
And so we feel like we have a relationship almost but it's like we don't really know them right and it's like so we And we'd also realize we like people present what they want to present online And the subject they want to present and so it could be totally You know, fake, we, I mean, or, you know, it's really easy to create online personas that are not you. It's like characters or, and that's what crystal is trying to do, but then you catch her, but I have the video of.
Q Q 45 rejecting her because she was desperately trying to make him talk to her outside of the Panel, you know, and he said hey, no, I don't I'm not gonna talk to you You know you're I mean it was calling her out and she plays victim all the time And then she'll be all fake like that live with With with Alex. I mean so fake. Oh, this is uplifting
But the next day Alex turned on her because I think she saw through that Because look at how she's flip-flopping with salmon. Oh, I can help you now making you more popular You know all his chat and somebody kicked her Money and kicked her the golden girls parody they made or she made you know if we're like, you know Beat is like in the golden girls and she's a golden girl there It's like that's like thank you for being like salmon does and then
They have Sandman coming in the door like he's part of the party too. I'm like, what is this? Like I mean, it's like yeah, there's flip flopping. I mean, that's insane. I mean, yeah, that's horrible I wish I've known that before I now I do and I'm just I just don't want any Communication with them. I don't like to feel you that I don't know it's
It's like it's a feeling it's uncomfortable because it's called cognitive dissonance. It's like you can't hold too opposite. Yeah Things in your mind at the same time and both of them be true like that's what it is and it's and then Alex I don't know it's where we defended her about the fake dough knows to to Brandon And then she's still focusing on us
I mean she even posted that she it wasn't true and we're saying yeah, she's right. It wasn't true Yeah, she doesn't talk like that or misspell like he does because that's exactly how he writes in in texts. Yeah But the fact that she's not even like concerned about him, she seems to be concerned about him. Yeah, and then he's going around saying that she wanted to impregnate him and impregnate her. And that's why she already was coming to Albuquerque
and it's like, what? And then he was saying, yes, she's already here. And she wants to, you know, mess around or whatever. Outside with her uterus open or something brand new. I mean, it's like, what is it? I mean, it's like, even like, I mean. Yeah, he thinks everybody wants him, including Vegan. And no, she was scared of him and. Later he was sending her five dollars here five dollars at so she'd talked to him, but she wasn't trying to get with him
I talked to her, you know, she was freaked out by him But yeah, and he just does this and I think he tried to I don't know even Carissa She unmodded me because she found out that I was talking to him a lot of people blocked me over him Yeah, well, I think you know the future. Let's not like Be friends with somebody that sounds like one of them the gym. You know, I'm not gonna do that anymore
Yeah, I know better now. So yeah, and like the rest of the day, I'm not gonna be here on YouTube It's it's it's finally stopped raining So I'm gonna do life or whatever, you know, and I'll check back like tomorrow or whatever but today. I'm gonna have a good day Yeah, it's always good. She gets in perspective and yeah, real life. Okay. Yeah, exactly
Okay, well, thanks for having me on the show. So I'm gonna start my day. It stopped raining. I'm so glad Yeah, yeah, all right. Bye. Bye. Bye I'm gonna show you another I think you might have here. I'm gonna say
There's a new Google video, and I made this with this new Google video maker, it came out really good here.
Every spark became a flame. They say they know what's in my heart like they live beneath my skin But no one sees the steepest night so where these scar
How is that? I hope you like that. That's my J. Okay, so I'm actually like um
You know, I guess it's like it's a little bit more affordable for me to start creating these And so if you would like me to do a a personal one for you, you know, you just send me your picture for like 10 bucks, I'll make you a music video like with you starring in it and you can be whatever kind of like hi, Josie Grossi it'd be whatever Whatever theme you want whatever you know, whatever kind of song style I can be all kinds of
Okay, I can do anything. I can do anything with it. Hey, it works. Of course. We're cool You bought cheese a cheese stick right up right as long as you brought the cheese sticks. Yes You can and drumsticks to Mason here mace me remember I had Mason as a I had Mason as a Mod once and he started hiding the thing that is I
Don't know why I don't know why I didn't do that. That's we okay. Maybe it's cuz I I maybe I think like if you take twice in 24 hours, I get the first two times it advertises you and then it doesn't after like a couple times. So it's weird, but I do have in my Discord, you guys, if you go to the Discord, I just set up the new link here.
And if you ever, I just go, if Nightbot has that right here. So also I set up the weather in this chat. So let's see, if I go like this, weather. And then we can say, let's see, let's see. How about Las Vegas, Nevada? It should work.
Let's see if that worked. Yeah, there you go. 101 degrees, wow. Omens are favorable. So yeah, you can do that too. If you ever want to, look at your weather and we can kind of share where we're kind of from in a certain way, like through that, right? But yeah, I've got my nightbot programmed. Ooh, you wanna come up Mason and say hi?
Come on up if you want. I got and maybe it's kind of hard to post to do a new nightbot command every time I can I'll forget so I'll just have to keep posting it in. I will pin it right now though I'm gonna pin it real quick Also, of course like you know readings between five and ten dollars or you know, whatever you'd like to donate and
I will do a reading accordingly. Do I still talk to summer? I don't think summer wants anything to do with me anymore because I went over to a chat that she was in and she disappeared as soon as I popped on the panel. I texted her several times asking her her opinion about something and assistance for a friend five minutes and she didn't seem to have it.
And so and she hasn't been in the chat for a long time so I guess I don't still talk to summer.
And so, yeah, I mean, I don't know. And she'll come in here. What are you talking about me? Oh, there you go. Let's see if this works. Oh, there you go. North Korea. Are you in North Korea, Booty? Oh yeah, he's in North Korea. Oh my gosh, I get 78 degrees, favorable overcast clouds. Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, see?
So you can do that anywhere, just like, you know. Actually, if you guys want to play with the Nightbot, which you can, just don't, you know. You thought you saw her over here. You don't know what's going on. You're pretty new. Yeah summer Is a friend of the shot. I mean she was a friend of the show She was for like I'm one of the first people that was like, you know, I introduced her a lot of people She was just me to a lot of people
We've had our differences and everything we've always been able to get over them, but I guess I Guess maybe she just has a lot going on. I don't know but doesn't seem like she has five minutes for her old her old pal, you know Yes, hopefully, you know, this will get her. So anyway, so there's it There's the nightbot commands and you can use any of those I guess I'm gonna do something like I'll put some like tarot
Let me get these these are some haters expose cards I know we got some hate problems with haters right now. Everybody does right? I mean, there's at least toxic some toxic behaviors keep coming out of people and we should be aware of them And so I'm gonna do a quick reading of this haters expose card. It's really cool card really cool cards. There we go
Just put this on and take this off. Okay, perfect. Okay, the cards. Looks like Crystal Land's eyes, huh? A little bit, huh? Crystal Land, is that you? Okay, so let me just...
Oh, it's this one. Oh, hold on, on top. Oh, this one is fake spiritualism. I might be somebody, somebody who maybe acts a holier than now, or they act like they... Yeah, you know something maybe there's like a fake a fake soulmate or something like that But it's somebody that's maybe faking something about it, right?
Okay, let's see what else you got. I have I have been stressed. I have been a little stressed, but you know what? I'm doing better. I'm doing better because I'm getting used to it. This one is scorned love. Okay? What does assess assess means to to to examine you know and into coming to a conclusion about it
This is score-and-love. It says all an old fling of your of yours Of your part of maybe your part or you or your partner feels deep pain of rejection or betrayal So maybe there's like a jealous person behind the scenes. It could be an ex of either either of you son of Judith, okay Susie, uh, Susie? Yeah
Well, that's not how you spell it, right? Oh, yeah, could you try this you try to say? Yeah, actually there's um Judith is a character from the Bible and uh, she's really cool because you actually like kills some uh Giants or something like that. Here we go Mason Mason the drummer you're on live with psyche
Mason Mason I can't hear you. Okay. Well, we're waiting for Mason. Let's get some uh, we'll give you a few more cards You're slow sometimes. Okay. Me too. This one says Mars retrograde I'm not sure what the retrograde is right now, but Mars is like, you know, the planet of action And so maybe there's some in some kind of like stillness of action because this says That there's also maybe
Hostility might be some anger and stuff like that it just maybe yeah He does play the drums and he actually goes into guitar center and Takes over the store all the all the women employees run into the back room all the male ones Stay out and watch the equipment and clap and his mom records it. It's pretty cool This one says Paula's on top of downtown. There's a beautiful wood that you can burn and it smells very sweet
It's like a sweet smell and it says smooth spicy aroma. Sorry a negative energies instills calm and relaxation Joy and harmony. I love a burning a little bit of that sweet wood. Sorry. Can you hear me, man? Also throw some in your fireplace too. This one says hating on your spiritual and psychic gifts Okay, because we all have these gifts and talents all of us
Everybody has intuition. Everybody. There's not anybody that doesn't have any psychic ability It's how much how developed is it, but there are people that will um either You know pretend to have one of the gifts that they don't have because Sometimes we're better at something than the others or you think he's trying to talk mason or you're trying to talk I don't hear you Am I talking over you? I don't hear him. Do you hear him? Oh?
My gosh, my sound is off Talking right over it. My sound was off accidentally. I'm so sorry mason Mason Mason Mason He was saying hi. Hi mason. I can hear you now Do you hear him?
Okay, I'll keep going. Okay. This one says Posting things directed towards you instead of coming to you directly. Oh look at that scary like it. What is that rat? What's up? Is that a dog or a rat? I don't know what that fuck that is. It's scary though And it's like so but you know he was saying hi Mason say hi
Oh no, sir. Okay. Oh there you go. Okay. Well
This one says unintentional, okay, so this is interesting this unintentional card this means that sometimes people don't always Realize that they are maybe sending negative. It looks I was thinking that Johnny Darko people sometimes They don't know that they're sending just like you know Sometimes the evil eye which is like you know usually from envy people don't necessarily mean to cast it sometimes it is
Good jealous and like and we'll give it you know and so sometimes it's unintentional They don't really mean harm, but they're causing harm, right? so it's good to have some protections against those kind of things. We also have seek someone to perform a hex-breaking ritual. Okay. Or you can look into doing yourself too. It's like not necessarily you don't need some special power to do it. Everyone can do it.
I would say my advice would be spiritual baths, which are like one of the most effective ways of cleansing off like some astral energy around you and Protector shield all you do is put some salt coffee and lemon juice Whatever else you want to in the bath. Can you get a card reading? Sure. You're like Some of these haters cars and I'll get a couple things problem
Show push out. Here's for Nancy
Nancy up you cut them off and they're still watching you. Okay. Looks like jigsaw, right? So if someone you cut off is still paying attention and they're like trying to get some dirt, right? Maybe okay once we got Oh
Spirit team though, you have a strong spirit team right there, right? And it almost like I'm almost thinking of like Hecate with that little a crescent moon on her head But it says ancestors angels spirits guides gods goddesses they have your back. So so you are protected. You do have a spirit team Watching out for you protecting you so be confident in that they kind of take care of a lot of stuff that you can't see
Okay, we have you or you will witness their karma You'll be a witness to their karma And Nancy is certainly a witness. Yeah, these are spooky cards, huh? They're pretty cool cards. Well, that's always fun to see, to be a witness to karma, especially if it's like, you know, someone that has wronged us, you know, it's like nice to see the karma working because that was Vita right there.
This one, that was Vita, I don't know. I don't know about that. Okay, what else we got? Oh, here, oh, this one looks like Vita. Hate tweets towards you, pretty birds, tweet, tweet. Sound like more like be there right there twack. Yeah, what is she doing? Is that a chain in her mouth?
Shack up. I'm a hot fuck. I don't know. Okay. Okay. So those are those cards. Let me get out The villains deck
Okay, well, here's my villains here just okay got it twack twig twack. Okay. Here we go This is a beautiful villains deck. Uh, they're Disney villains. I sound like a duck, quack, quack, quack, okay Well, oh, we got the Sun Nancy the Sun is like really like a lot of joy
Like there's a lot of good things happening for you to a lot of good luck We are in the cancer season. This is a crab It does have the sun cancer is usually the side of the moon, right? But it's could be like, you know, you're kind of represent the moon and you get the sun shining over you right now Good things right now Something is lit up for you to okay. Something is revealed the way through is revealed. We got the hangman, but you're sick Okay, so
You're saying things from a different perspective too than you normally do. Oh my god. I'm sorry, I think through like tobacco and my hands get a little dirty. I'm sorry. But yeah, so this is like this. This is a snake, but you see the snake is perfectly happy upside down, right? It doesn't like really... He's not really stuck. He that's just a kind of normal thing
Koo socks she crew and you go how okay? What was the first part of the question? I missed it Let me see if I did anybody see shoe hosh. Okay. It says I didn't cut the cards correctly. You pose her What are these cards? Okay? Well, you're out of the chat. First of all there's no correct way to do anything like you know there's not what are the rules you know
what which wrote down the rules and who made you go to the tarot cards second of all what are these cards well that one was haters exposed and these are the villains deck now scram i don't i don't like like little backseat readers to say get your own tarot channel and you can cut the deck like you want to okay page of cups okay page of cups is like this kind of like
Like you said you went on a date this kind of reminds me of a new date like it's new date And it's kind of like this fresh romance and he comes with a love offer, right? And it's like Almost like it almost like it made you kind of like, you know, remember you're like high school days or something like that It was like a high school date or something like that. I don't know if that's that's case But it just reminds me of young young love a little bit You also have the king of cups so something so that was a pay or that was a page of cups
But also maybe he's actually the king of cups, right? He comes it starts out like that innocent, but it's like he actually is there as this really Grounded very and controlled his emotions Maybe a little bit of a drinker. I don't know Enjoy the drink, you know as captain hook His a flower is that yeah, you like that. We did two more for you And then anybody else would like cards?
Oh, you've got the Queen of Swords. Let me know. You've, I don't know if you've been divorced, Nancy. Yeah, maybe you have, but it's like the Queen of Swords. Oftentimes a divorcee. This one's a Cinderella mother, but the Queen of Swords knows who to cut off and when, like she's really good at boundaries and the cutoff game, right? But, and also very wise, because she's been through some things, okay?
I'm gonna get two more for you. But the king and queen coming together, that's good. King of Cups, queen of swords. That's like my, it's the opposite of my parents. My dad's like the king of swords, my mom's the queen of cups because it's cancer, Gemini, it could be, okay? You got the tower reverse. And so the tower reverse I would say is maybe more of a positive tower,
maybe something that it's like you actually like. Consciously will institute to clear away some stuff like something you consciously clear instead of something that just happens to you okay, and Finally, ooh, we have okay. This is a seven of wands if you're on so okay so the seven of ones okay first of all that you're on the right path, and it's like okay and
You're being guided to right and also this happening something's gonna happen fast, okay? So and so you're on your way to something good, okay? Hope you like that Okay, look what I have. I have these, they're called the wands of Horus. I got these on Etsy, they're especially made. I think they're like two different kinds of metal. You just hold them like this when you meditate.
I think they work pretty good. I love things like this though. They look a little shake, I don't know if they're instrument. Okay, I like these. Okay, what else? Okay, so, what are they looking at? I showed you the picture of me in drag
8th grade, that's my 8th grade, 7th, 8th grade, I don't know. You hope so, you're good. See, it's how pretty I am, look, I didn't come to school in makeup. Look, I have boobs, too. See, that's what I would look like if I was a woman. Now, I didn't help, see how amazing I am, I mean, I'm very tall, very tall. What did they do? Well, they're good for meditation.
I mean, it's like, they ground you, something. I look like Juliette Lewis, I do. Gilbert, Gilbert, Gilbert, remember Gilbert Grape? I look like a Juliette Lewis, I'm so cute. Yeah, there I am, I found this picture. That's my school right there, see? My school is right across the street from my house and it was an old junior high, but it was sixth through twelfth grade,
200 students when I went there and right next to it was the ocean. So we had uh, like I'm kind of cool and I found that dress on my mom's my mom's bag You know stuff. She's giving away. I don't know my things with my black shoes I took I think I stole purse. I stole her by her wig and I had painted a purple. Hi Rudy. Hi Beautiful beautiful. I'm actually like a Persian woman a Persian girl at my school because it was six through 12th grade
She was probably a junior senior. She did my makeup that day and she was really cool. And so rightful beta about that when I met her. I was like, I had a person friend in school, but that person from my school didn't turn on me like beta, but no, that's another hero there.
Okay, so what else do I have? I mean, I have this bag is full of stuff. I use this kind of stuff with my bath. Let me see what I got in here. I got some cool things. I got some, what is this?
I can't read that because it's too small. Okay, this is like a, this is like a little bag of like Shells and buttons and stuff. I just don't want to open that up. This one is clove. Do you know what clove looks like? There's clove Yeah, there's a really good one. I got Here, what is it? Oh, this is good. This is
Divination powder. I have a divination powder. I just needed some charcoal. I'm gonna do some charcoal, right? Some divination powder. I got some candles in here. What else do I got? This one is metal leaf Do I have runes? Yes, I do have runes. I have runes. I think they're in my room some place. I need to dig them out, you know Got the divination powder. What else do I got?
I use I used all this one. This was this was no hex powder, but I ran out of this one You know, I guess I was heavily being hex or something like that at one point. This was black
Salt, okay. I used all that We have roses. I have roses. I do have runes. I'm not like I know like um I'm okay at runes. I just like you know some of this one is a Himalayan pink salt. This is good Salt is great for baths and stuff This is chamomile. I used to buy these like a lot of like a little
Little wishcraft kits on Etsy. These are elder elder flowers. I make baths out of this I just put some stuff up. It's a little bit of each and some in a bath or something like that This is in here a lot of stuff metal. This one is buckthorn bark Buckthorn. Oh god, I also have really cool like little animal bones and stuff I can show you I mean it's like I got this like a little kid. It's full of animal
This is cinnamon sticks Okay, I guess you would call this a maybe like baby witch or something like that. I don't even know what this is It's a right it's a bag of Whatever, you know, it's really weird. I do have a I have a kit It's like an Indian Pooja kit for Ganesha and it's like I don't even know what the stuff is inside there, but it's like weird stuff
Everything smells really good. So it's a star anus star anus Okay When I was a kid I went to a new age store celery seed I went to a new age store I remember I bought Mandrake root because I played a video game and it had mandrake in it and then Mandrake's pose. It looks like a what do I have the animal bones for well
I haven't really used it, but I mean it like I mean you can like you can call it's called throwing bones You can like divine off of them. I got it cuz it was kind of interesting. It has like little skulls in it Let me see if I can find anything I can share
I can't find the bones, but here I found some cool things though that I didn't I still have stuff to bring out is it boo-doo See this is really cool. It's called a mala. It's really beautiful. I didn't know I had this it was in a box in my room
Beautiful. I'm gonna wear this. It's a long one too. It's like prayer beads. Okay. I found this. This is this says a witch's rules of the house, and I'll read them to you. It says One, do not bring spirits into the house, please, unless they come in a bottle.
Two, no parking of brooms outside because the neighbors will talk. They already think I'm odd. Three, our house is one race of harmony, no raised voices except in laughter and song. Four, respect the four-legged family members, they are not pets, they are familiars.
Five, a witch's brew is always made in a teapot, not a cauldron. Six, the only things that get turned into frogs are the tadpoles in the garden pond. That said, be nice. Be what? Uh, what? Which one? Um. Yeah, seven the only goddess that lives here is me, and she is completely undomesticated
Call me goddess of God or whatever seven the oh or eight any dust that collects is considered to be magic sprinkles So there's no need to remove it Do not touch or move anything that looks as if it might be charmed that includes members of the household and Ten no divination to be practiced without prior consent. That's a cool thing. Okay
Have I don't know what's in here. I'm gonna look into this now. Oh, what's it? Oh, come on. This is called obscure Oh, it is some stuff. Okay, so we have a little skull there But does anyone know that that opossum skull or what there's some some animal skull? Okay?
Doesn't say what it is on I forgot what it is I do have a box full of full of more stuff, but I have to find that later. Okay. Well, so I got in here. This says a
Think this is a I think this is like a raccoon jaw or something like that or some kind of Maybe I'm some kind of jaw. You think it's a crow or some bird. Yeah, maybe. Oh, yeah, maybe it's a crow This is a jaw. I think of a raccoon or something like oh look hold on look at look at the teeth What has a tooth like that? Ah, that's scary Maybe some kind of mole rat or something. I don't know. I forgot what it was
What else is in this? This is one of them. Oh, hold on, it says something. It says, hello, you have received a mole skull. It's a mole skull, a lucky rabbit's foot, some blue cow's sight, and a muskrat mandible. What does a mandible mean? Mandible? But I had the, I guess I took the rabbit's foot out, but a mole skull and a muskrat mandible. That's what those are. Wow.
Guess this is the mole skull. And then this is the muskrat mandible. I'm a big tooth. My scrat, ugh. Okay, but also I have these coffin nails I found. I found some coffin nails. I also have some graveyard dirt and stuff like that. So I'll be about coffin nails. So here's the coffin nails. I wonder if they came from an actual coffin.
I'm gonna see what I can read on it. It says, okay, it says throughout the ages, Bizarre and unusual practices have been employed in the burial and funeral rites for the deceased. The Egyptians built the pyramids for royal mummies resting place. I don't know about that.
Okay, some people choose cremation, and then store their ashes in an urn. In Mexico, sugar skulls are distributed amongst the Feast of the Dead, and hearing the names of the receiver, the purpose is to familiarize the
member with the idea of death. In New Orleans, a jazz hand accompanies the nearly deceased to the A jazz hand? Like this? A jazz hand? Playing a requiem of mournful music called a dirge, and after the burial changes into a upbeat, light-hearted rhythm.
Okay. Oh, jazz band, jazz band, okay. Death is still the truly great unknown and both fascinates and frightens us all. It is the ultimate goal of a black magician. The most common burial place of the deceased
is a coffin made out of anything from a piano or from a plain pine. box to caskets covered, and decorated with satin, were...
other earthy, other flashy material. By natural association, nails have been taken from a coffin and they'll be used in a magical evil spell, have been alleged to be more powerful than those using a new nail or pin. The concept of that would ever cause the death of the person from the coffin nail.
that will be transferred by contagious magic and cause harm to the recipient of the spell. Any evil spell is said to gain potency or cop the nails or use in place of the generally prescribed pin. A malice and charm designed to bring sickness and ill health to a victim calls for melted wax,
a bit of hair fragment of clothing belonging to the enemy and If clothing is used, cut, or tear into multiple pieces, then mold it with wax and cloth or hair into an image of a person with whom harm is intended. After the doll is ready, take a coffin nail and prick it multiple times.
In Africa, an image is made of an enemy and held in readiness. Whenever one feels threatened by the enemy and nails wedge into the image and the Protects any enemy extended by the oh wow You listen to good jazz bands on Saturday. They were good
He was your guard and very good friend, embraced the dark. Yeah, see, the thing is, I don't really do baneful magic. I do basically protection magic or positive. But it's like, if you need to, sometimes you do need to. I mean, it's like, I would say it in defense. I would say if you were being attacked, that'd be the time to do it. I really would not go into that unless I needed to. Magic to the coyote gang.
So coyotes are, if you're a Gemini or, because my father was a Gemini. On the day he passed away, on the driveway, there's a baby coyote in my sister's song. And that was like an omen because I always see like, like my grandfather dad, I think I saw butterflies, my grandmother, I saw hummingbirds, like that day or within a couple of days, and like in a very strange like little way.
And I just had a feeling. So The coyotes known as the divine trickster Gemini is known as the divine trickster They're both kind of wily. They both kind of use this medicine Pedrino and a very good teacher. Oh, let me see if I'm sorry for missing. Hey
Leah, yeah, oh, you got the weather in Austin, Texas. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah Oh, okay, so I guess why didn't I get to know I guess you have to put a you think it's for weather Austin Comment Texas, so I'll do it for you. See that works
Your Gemini. Oh, yeah, so like I know I said it says like, you know use humor to kind of diffuse Situations, you know and kind of like, you know, they're too faced, but they can't help it. No because they're like they're like Twins, right? They're the twins, but then they're kind of like both evil twins kind of aching each other on instead of a good twin bad twin Yeah, duplicitous nature. Yeah, they lie. My dad would lie
But it would usually be not for like an evil reason It would just be a kind of like for tricky reason like tricky. He always was so tricky He's pretty smart like that, right? But see I have a Gemini father. I can't the cancer mother So that's water and air right and then I'm a Capricorn and so and then my little brother and sister are fire signs Yeah, I whack
Yeah, you like the bones. Yeah, I'm gonna find the other the other thing of the bones too because it's like I have a box with a Like a lot of stuff your cancer. Yeah, awesome. We're in cancer season right now. Happy birthday if your birthday was recently My mom is a cancer cancer is a very sensitive They're like they can be crabby they love the home because the crab always has a shell on it
Like carries this home around with it and they love beautiful homes and surroundings. I think Gemini and cancer was a pretty good About Scorpios and Leo's talk about Scorpios and Leo's well Scorpio is like the stuff like that represents the genitals And so it also represents magic and also a dark side Do you never wanna get a Scorpio like mad at you because they're very revengeful, just like a scorpion,
that little sharp stinger that comes out from nowhere, right? And Leo's, okay, and then Leo's are the, you know, they're a fire sign represented by the sun. And wow, my little brother's a Leo Berry, egotistical. They can be, they want to be the center of attention. They always, they're loud. They're usually pretty loud. They, you know, spotlight.
And it's the sun like it's also means like, you know, they're very individualistic very much very in charge and But they're they're a little bit loud and like, you know Showy, I'll say they make really good actors and people out in public waiters bartenders
Performers, I'll I mean all kinds of things or speakers orators passionate you know the Sun is very powerful right especially because it's like the it's like the biggest body you think it's like a star actually but it's like the biggest body around us. I can get into like I have a book called Born on a Rotten Day and I can get into so we did what like whoever says the first
sign it's one type of sign and I'll go over some interesting dark side parts of the sign if you want to do one of those or whoever says it first I'll
This is called born on a rotten day Or they're also called friends on a rotten day as I've won her love on a rotten day And so there's all kinds of these rotten They books, but they're really funny. They're super funny Okay, so it looks like we are going to oh my god
Okay, that's not the password. Let me see that is got it. I got it. Okay. Got it. Okay, so we are going to be reading about
Cancer! Okay, cancer. So I'll go born on a rotten day, cancers. Okay, so let's hear about cancer and Okay, here we go. Get to the
Index, cancer. Okay, got it. Cancer June 21st through July 22nd. So, cancers. Okay, step into my parlor. I said the spider to the fly. Element, water, cancer, water slogs through shifting quicksand. You think you're strolling the sunniest of beaches.
Soon you're clawing your way out of a life-sucking black hole. Quality, cardinal sign, cancer's leadership qualities are confined to head emotional manipulator, oh my god. Symbol, the crab, crabby, vertebrate, reclusive, brittle. Okay, so there's the crabby symbol. Ruler of the moon, shadowy character. behind-the-scenes maneuvers, Looney Bird, Lunatic,
favorite pastime, whining, favorite book, the martyr's handbook, role model, Eeyore, dream job, professional victim, key phrase, after all I've done for you, body part, breasts permanently chapped from the hair shirt. Approach with caution. Cancer, the fourth sign of the zodiac, lives in the house of home.
Feelgood astrology promotes cancer as private, nurturing, and deeply committed to friends and family. Truth is, crabs are oblique, manipulating, and should be committed by their families and friends. All water signs are sensitive, but cancer wallows at emotional turmoil. the moon rules cancer and pulls on the emotional structure of the crab in the same manner as it
causes the tides to rise and fall, but speeds up the process. Their moods change hourly, crabs can laugh, sob, sulk, joke, retreat, attack, and complain all within a 24-hour period. Remember that when you feel the need to rescue one, Remember that when you feel the need to rescue one. You could go to bed with Betty Crocker and wake up with Lizzie Borden. Most are pathologically shy and public.
Occasionally you'll find one in the closet at home hugging a box of emergency junk food rations, reading an earthquake preparedness manual. They're jumpy, sudden movements panic them and they're afraid of crickets, frogs, grasshoppers and Easter Bunny. They have been known to run themselves to exhaustion of trying to flee their own shadows. Cancers are touchy, not logical.
By taking offense at the first sign of disagreement, they walk through life with an everyone's out-to-get-me attitude. Being born without the rational thinking gene clouds their ability to look at themselves objectively, argue with one, and she will scuttle under the nearest rock to avoid conflict. But be warned, they are not defeated, just plotting their next maneuver.
Let down your guard, and you may lose a toe. Okay, so if you love one, a cancer man. So here's what a cancer man, Hunter S. Thompson, had to say, July 18th, he said, I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. The first thing you'll notice is his genuine and adorable smile.
The cancer man is sweet, chivalrous, and has a wonderful offbeat sense of humor that can be downright loony. He is sentimental, sensual, and truly affectionate. He is a traditionalist who respects the properties of, uh, proprieties of courtship, believes in family and forever, and he's absolutely the best snuggled bunny in the universe.
You may see an ideal mate, but what you get is an ideal stalker. A male crab's idea of devotion is bonding at the hip, so unless you're prepared to become his Siamese twin, run in the opposite direction as fast as possible. In bed he is tender, but so passive that you'll soon tire of always being on top.
His devotion is legendary. However, don't say, I do, until you understand that this extends to every friend and relative he's ever had, especially mother. It's not above him to wait until the honeymoon to tell you that she's coming to live with you as soon as you return. He's subjective his favorite game is guess how I'm feeling you will be expected to read his mind sense his moods and Ment his fragile ego all without benefit of knowing what is upset him. Don't worry
Everything upsets him forget to buy a toothpaste and he'll decide you don't love him anymore Say you want to night out with the girls. He'll expect divorce papers in the morning Conversely, he will be so blind to your feelings that you will soon find yourself thinking of ways to escape Try talking rationally, and he'll become morose and over-emotional He's so preoccupied with his own sensibilities, and his basic character is so convoluted that
he simply can't believe you don't feel exactly as he does on every issue. He's as moody as a female crab, and punishes any perceived slight by retreating into his metaphorical shell to pout. Consider cancer, Ross Perot's run for presidency. Perot prided himself on playing daddy, boss, and teacher to us less enlightened folks.
When faced with an inevitable opposition, he took it at personal at front, packed up his charts, graphs, and pointer, and went home in typical cancer fashion after a suitable period of withdrawal. out aka punishing those who would not see his light. He decided he might jump back in the political ring if asked. I suppose he's still waiting.
The mail crab is as paranoid about security as is the bull. But in financial crisis, we'll expect you to do all the nasty stuff like making a budget or working two jobs to ensure the family's future. He'll be too ill with a case of stress-induced acne to show his face in public. He will stop at nothing to get you to agree with his point of view, even if it's only for the best flavor of ice cream. Anything less is total rejection.
First you will explain in excruciating detail why pecan is better than black walnut. Next he'll try his wrote lost boy look to win your acquiescence. If neither tactic works, he will sigh, say he's not hungry, and sit brooding in front of the TV. You better be prepared to either give in or live in silence before you gratefully choose
Remember, silence to a crab is punctuated with long, mournful sighs, minor to major groans, and frequent whimpering mutters. A prime example of a male crab in action is King Henry VIII. When Henry wanted to divorce his first wife, Catherine, a Sagittarius, in order to marry Gemini Anne Boleyn, you would think that he would have said, so be it.
Instead, in typical cancer style, Henry tried to ensure that everyone in the kingdom agreed with him. He dragged out the barge, visiting the royal advisors up and down the Thames. He positioned the Pope for an annulment, even encouraged Catherine to say their marriage was never consummated. When Catherine refused, he locked her in the Tower of London.
When the Pope refused, King Crab created the Church of England, installing himself as a secular head. Through alternating displays of temperament and torture he secured most of his nobleman support then true to his changeable nature He had Anne beheaded in just under three years of marriage After it had taken him five years to fight the battle to marry her in the first place While your crab will probably not have you dispatched
He is totally capable of blinding himself to everything that doesn't reflect his narrow ever-changing viewpoint and you will suffer a tedious display of relentless carpe and whining and aimed at securing your slavish, unquestioning devotion. Since you're in a no-win situation anyway, you might as well tell them, you like boys and Mary Sherbert, you've just quit your job, and by the way, is that a pimple sprouting on the end of his nose?
Who's here? Squeety-Poo. Yeah, they are kind of big babies. Hi, oh my God, what's your sign, Squeety? Oh, what? Scorpio. Oh, your Scorpio, oh wow. I'm like the worst Everyone says that I'm the the most violent piece of shit
crazy fuck Hell yeah, I love that title. I'm a dean I'm a dean right here. I'm the way that's my name mean I'm 666. I'm 666 my birthday Okay, yes, you're my 96 That's six nine six. Nineteen ninety six one sixteen all that shit 13
Type shit, I guess crazy. I like I love that title Very flattered Capricorn's a devil. You're a dick. You're like the genitals, but I'll be okay. I'll tell you about it. I'll tell you about I'll say that male Scorpios. Yeah, Capricorn Cat I'm a Capricorn. I'm a Capricorn. It's looking awesome. I'll read you back
I'll read Scorpio. I mean, we're like the same but not really Right. We fuck each other up You can kill me, dude. I think you would you take the fucking we can fuck each other up or just fuck you Okay, so I'll read you about Scorpio man
So it says Scorpio I'm more and more animalistic. Yeah, I'm more like crazier So it says, here's a Scorpio man, it says, as Ted Turner's quote, November 19th, he says, if I only had a little humility, I would be perfect. It says, whether he's tall, dark and handsome, or short, blonde and chubby, a Scorpio man is idealistic, passionate and loyal.
He will mesmerize you with his candid, purposeful stare and capture your heart with his magnetic charm. Oh yeah. Maybe as cuddly as Sinbad, or as sexy as Leonardo DiCaprio, wear a white collar, a blue collar, or no collar at all. but here's a man who's impossible to Yeah, they're very magnetic. They're very magnetic It's what says your heart to resist and it says thank you for the jackpot think again
It says, Take a guess, sweetheart, loving the male scorpion is like falling for King Kong. Oh, he's sexy, and underneath that aloof exterior, surprisingly sensitive. Of course, the timid of knowledge may not help you when you're handed divorce papers because you said his best friend was a low-life slob. Other guys might sit down to discuss their feelings, and Mr. Intense will sit down and rip you to shreds. He's selfish.
Never mind if you're married to him or in a serious relationship, the scorpion's idea most of the time. His emotion switch is set at sub-zero. He won't hesitate to be unfaithful until he's dead. However, contrary to popular belief, he's not sex-crazed. That trait belongs to cousin Aries. Scorpio is terrified of deep emotional dependence on just one person, so, in his usual ass-backward
way, he screws around precisely to avoid intimacy. A male scorpion has two reasons for living. The first is power. The second is control. He would control fate if he could. And some try. He will usually be a good provider because he has desire for power and control drives him to become successful in his chosen profession. But money is rarely his primary motivation. Financial gain is only a byproduct of becoming Mr. Big.
His moods change faster than a Pisces flipping the remote, and you will test your love by
He's so jealous possessive and sarcastic that you will be tempted into poison his oatmeal There's no handling a scorpion either put up with them or run like hell Deliberately awaken this man's green eyed monster. You better have a shovel handy. You're going to need it Uh to either defend yourself or dig your own grave. Remember that before you are full of machine gun
Or a machine gun machine gun. Yeah before you're a fucking grenade launcher Remember that before you're foolish enough to plunge into an affair, or worse, a legally binding relationship. The worst thing you can do to a Scorpio man is not react to his emotional intimidation tactics. If you're a man, so be alone, applaud, curb his sarcasm with a yawn. If you want to have an open marriage, tell him you thought you already had one.
When he announces he's going out without you, tell him of a good time, then smile as if you know something he doesn't. He'll pretend to leave, park around the block, sneak back to lurk in the bushes, convince When he thinks he's right and will stand in a rainstorm all night muttering while you're cozy by the fireplace. He communicates by threat. The foremost one is that he's leaving
you. He also lies. The only thing harder to rid yourself of than a Scorpio man is the camera. A male scorpion frequently looks just like he ate a cactus. That's because he spends half of his even for some real or imagined slight and the other half causing his own troubles. Consider Scorpio Teddy Roosevelt. During a summer break from Harvard, 18-year-old Roosevelt entertained several friends
from New York, including Edith Caro, a girl for whom he had great affection. Unfortunately, Edith, a Leo, flirted with several of his friends during their festivities and Teddy reacted like a typical Scorpio. He married someone else. After his first wife died, again in a classic Scorpio style, Teddy sought out his first love. They were married for 33 years and had five children. Yours will be so secretive that you would rather have his finger
and nose pulled out than tell you what he had for lunch. He's morbidly afraid that if he dares to share any serious facts, fears, you may get the upper hand. That's why he's so good at small talk. He can blather for hours about every piece of minutiae in the world, but ask him a direct question. He'll clam up and rush outside to mow the lawn. Your home will either.
be near water or hidden in a cul-de-sac behind a tall fence. He would live in a place that's accessible only by a helicopter except that that would screw up his Thursday night dates with the cocktail waitress at the bowl of Rama. If you catch him between the wrong pair of sheets, he will put on such a display of groveling, whining, and begging that you might think he's suffered a breakdown. Don't be fooled. He thrives on intensity and is as much a masochist as a
manipulator. He will do anything it takes at the moment to gain your forgiveness except change. Scorpio has fixed water. He exists as a bottomless well of churning emotional excess and is so embroiled in trying to figure out His own emotions that he will never understand yours being sucked into the vortex of his charm is akin to getting lost in the Triangle you may or may not survive the trip. Oh
Wow, you don't like give it. Oh, yeah, Mason. Are you are you hitting up? Oh my god. Yeah You got it. You got your handling it. Well just You good, Mason? You good? Okay. Well, we're having fun though, right?
Okay, well, there's a few people here. I'll play the video I started with here. This is my brand-new one I made today. See if you like this one.
how the crowd consumes how applause can become your tomb so i build mine from silence first
watched fake kings rehearse their words to signal i impress myself sometimes oh my god that's
better do you see my alien here that's what i looked at when i'm it's having big tv there you go it's an alien holding a cat so what else is up okay yeah but if you would like to let me
So let me know, oh, we have a guest. Let's welcome to the show, Mason. I thought you were wearing a hat, but what is that? Oh, it's something else, man. I thought you were wearing a little top hat. Hi. What's up, Syke? What's up, man? Yo, good to see you. How are you? Hey, Syke, hey, Syke, we're still cool though, right?
Of course. Why wouldn't we be? Syke, I thought we used to talk and stuff. We did, but we haven't been here. I mean, you have to come to my show, you know, Every once in a while you want me to come back like right like every I need you here every single day I thought you had something go I thought we had something going with each other so I click you and I had something special
We do well, we're I mean I've been waiting for you to come over like you know There's about a plane ticket to Los Angeles yet. I've never done that sight. Okay. Well, I mean pack up your drums Take your mom's credit card and book of flight Why would you say such things like take your credit card?
Well, I mean you got to pay for it somehow. You're not gonna hijack the plane No, I'm not gonna steal or anything, but I don't have a lot of money though, so so that's why you stick your mom's credit card But that's called stealing though. It's like I don't still it's called borrowing. You're gonna borrow her Wait, what you turned into a pair of drums. What happened to your beautiful face? I miss
Yeah, somebody else just a little while ago, right? That's some guy that came on to your stream to like streamer Squid squidward. I mean, he's not my boyfriend. Don't worry. Don't get are you? Yeah. He was a sweaty poo He's not really I don't think he's really gay. He's just by curious You're not gay either. You like you like women, right?
Yeah, like women, but you told me not to hit on the one that was up in the chat. Remember. Oh, yeah He gets slow, you know you first. Hey, what's your name? Where you're from and then not then will you marry me? Shouldn't be the third question. I have to think it's slow at your fame. Yeah, I think it's I'm gonna I'll coach you through and or You know that other ladies will help you in the chat. Everyone wants to everyone wants to have you had a girlfriend
All right, it's been a long time. It's like, yeah Yeah I remember I remember you're not mason the virgin. I remember that I remember I think you've uh No, I could be those psycho, but I don't think I am because if you had it one time or something That means you're not a virgin anymore, right? You had it one time. It's like that at one time. Yeah at once Yeah
Okay, yeah, you're not a virgin anymore. You're but psych. I want to have another girlfriend though, man Well, you can you can you're allowed to in these days, you know, it's like uh But um, yeah, so it's a Mason shout out to your new one. You're in a he's I think he's in the know the swamps of Louisiana He plays the drums he Guys he's got it all going on. He has it. Hey Mason, you know, you're you're in my song. It's called
The thing that is song have you heard the thing that is song and you're in that the one with it Is that the one with the job of the hot? I'm not job in a hut the Jar Jar thinks like Yeah, you've heard it. No Oh yeah, so this is a song. It has Jar Jar Binks. If Mason's you're in the you're in the song. Hold on Let me see if I have it. Oh, I might need to get it off my it's called a thing that is song. Let me see if I have it
Okay, I mean to download it I guess yeah, it's like, you know, it talks about your Jar Jar Binks shirt, right? You have a Jar Jar Binks. Oh, did he ever send you that Jar Jar Binks shirt he's promised you? No, oh my god. He's in trouble. He's in trouble. It's like you never did it I know he didn't. I know he didn't. I'm so disappointed. I actually have a new version of that song because I have it. Yeah, go ahead
Are you gonna try to get him to get it for me though? Somehow like yeah, remember remember we need your address and you wouldn't give him your address and so he couldn't send it Yeah, so what can I do though? You can Just tell me your address
Hello, yeah, I'm still here. So I think oh no here. Okay, so this song is called you're weird Okay, so this is the thing that is song is called you're weird And let's see, I'll just get the shorter version so you can, okay, so this was, yeah, here it is.
I'll play a thing that is like this version better, but I get the pro download this time. So, yeah, I can't wait to play this for you. You're going to love this because you're in the song, and actually Jar Jar Binks has a special message for you.
I know, but this is like he was gonna get a Jar Jar being sure because Mason only had one shirt that he wore most of the time last and then yeah Time promised him a shirt and then time came backstage and they okay. Give me your address But Mason refused and we had to explain Mason. You're not gonna get a shirt for Christmas Page even said she was gonna send you five shirts. Did you you wouldn't send your address to page either?
Sorry, it's not that I'm refusing. It's just I can't give out, you know certain things Yeah, a page is not gonna like do it. Oh, here it is. Okay. So you're ready for the song. Here you go
Mason, what do you think of that? It sounded good, man Didn't it you hear the Jar Jar Bing's part? He said Mesa. It's like, yeah Yeah, he called you Mesa though. Well, who's kidding that is kissing? Is that a mannequin in a store window? What? Who's he kissing? So yeah, yeah So have you found anybody yet? Nope. I'm saving myself for you
You're trying to save yourself for me Yeah, I refuse to do with anybody until you get here. I thought you had all these other guys that you talked to on your stream though It's like like my stream yard. I talked to other guys, but the mason I'm waiting for the mason
Remember my amazing. He said he was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's up? Like you had Gabby on your stream like just a couple days ago, right? He's not interested in me I'm done. I'm done hitting on Where's where's thing? Well, where's thing that is worse? He's been though. He hasn't been on No, he's probably been a beat is in beta's room. You know, he's in love with her
So he doesn't come back to your stream In here, but he just comes in here to whine and complain he goes
Yes, he whines. Hey, why are you are you being mean to summer mate? You're being mean to summer. What happened with you in summer? No, I didn't do anything wrong. It's like I didn't do anything. Well, Katrina says she's disappointed in you because you're being you're being mean to her No, I just told her no, just something about her teeth and she got all weird about it
We told her we don't start I'm supposed to say things about her teeth and stuff like that You're supposed to you say your teeth look great or they're beautiful or something like that What did you say there? What did you say about her teeth? So like I told you that her teeth weren't like straight like mine Well, that's not the best way to talk to it. I mean, it's like, you know, they get a little bit They like they like hearing that perfect. Just say they're perfect
No, it's not it's not true though. So I her teeth were really not like mine though You just lie. You just learn how to lie Well, it looks like I don't have to break a teeth though Really do I he was rude. Okay. Well Mason, you're gonna need a spanking
Yeah, you um, he says he says summer's teeth were not perfect. Come on. Yeah, but I wasn't trying to be I wasn't trying to be mean or anything though It's like I know I Teach you something about women women don't like to hear the truth. They like to hear nice things Okay, just remember that especially about themselves. Okay. I'm sorry. Sorry. Hey guys. Don't get mad. I don't get mad. Hey listen I learned a lot from my mom
Hey, I'm like that. I have a woman's brain basically. I really do have a very feminine brain So I'm very I'm very I understand women at a certain level because I am kind of Feminine in a certain way, but not like that. It's like I don't really mean I didn't mean anything wrong, but I know you're very It was innocent. It's like, you know, it's like a it's like a little kid sometimes You know, they'll see they'll go to restaurant and they'll they'll say oh look at that woman is 500 pounds
And they'll say it real loud and they don't think it's like mean, but then that's what I'm saying It's like I have a mind of like I have a mind of like a kid or something like that. So yeah Yeah, but don't, you're supposed to like, as you grow up, you're supposed to like, you know, your mom tells you how to talk. Ask your mom what you should say. You don't, you don't say things like that really loud. You're supposed to let's whisper it quietly so she doesn't hear it. So my dad was a Gemini. Here's what Gemini's do.
They, they are so loud whenever they're criticizing my dad about, you know, like I got how, and it's like, oh my god, dad, it was so embarrassing. So I give me what I talk, I talk. You're talking about when I talk I talk too loud stuff like that. I was talking about like at the gym and I said What's your what's your sign Mason? I forgot what up? What's your sign? I think it's September. I was born in September or you're a Virgo and maybe Virgo or I think so. Okay. Yeah
The sign of the version the sign of the virgin which is kind of appropriate, but Mason have you ever seen me dressed like this? You oh somewhere in apology by the way. There you go. Have you seen have you seen me like that Mason? What is that? What is that a picture of? It's like you. It's me when I was like a probably seventh or eighth grade at my school You said over a plenty site Well, next time you see her say
Sweet summer, I don't know. I have a song called sweet summer. You can play that song But uh, yeah, say say It's a cruel cruel cruel summer sing that to her next time you see her Okay, sing the cruel summer song because that kind of fits her okay Okay, hey someone wants to talk to you Mason, huh?
Someone wants to talk to you. Oh my god. I mean soon. Yeah, look at his face. I love your face Yeah This fucking stone You're still you're falling asleep. Wake up. I mean tickle. I'm gonna tickle you. I'm gonna tickle you Whoo-hoo until your boss coming home. Oh my god
Are you friends with summer too? Oh, yeah, do you know summer summer is she like a chimney or something? Don't know summer sign, but she's uh, she's like it's where the squid is friends of a summer I think so. I mean if he's not a friend of the first summer if I talk to her one time Yeah, I know who she is, but I don't really know who she is only
Probably the second time you meet her she'll probably yell at you until you start to cry so she was Squish you got all mad at me for nothing like just telling her about her teeth I know I'm not supposed to talk about her teeth though. She's a woman woman do that They just some women just get married over nothing Yeah, like if you want to talk about someone's teeth say hey say Squidward your teeth are all fucked up and then he won't care
Yeah, the summer Fuck you Squirt listen squirt listen I wasn't trying to cause any trouble or anything man Okay, you weren't
Hey
Good look with your face And you're bald hair Can you both do my boyfriends can I have two boys? You look like a like a cool Nazi. No, no, you're not even bald. I'm sorry No, I see that's okay. I'll see at the skinhead. Oh my god. Oh shit. Well Here
Squid you said I was bald You have black hair Skinhead are you gonna be I can you get a mason a Jar Jar Binks shirt? I got like ginger here So like I'm not bald so Christine Bronzeberg refused to fuck Christine. She went to Bronzeberg Erdie was rude to her he was he was he was known as
He was rude to her. He was rude to Christine. Oh, Christine. Oh, and she's like, oh, he has this time Christiane Yeah, Christine. I mean, she's not very nice to me. It was a bean of all this shit And then she did She's all this far You like old
It's a necklace. Do you like old you like older women because um, you know, yeah, I like older women. They're pretty cool
I have a picture of Christine You know, they have experience Yeah, well, here's a picture of her which she was I did I did I did a age I turned back the clock on some of Christine's photos and here's what she looked like when she was younger Christian She was younger. She looked like that. There she is. That's a young Christine
Okay, and then I actually I did a picture. I aged her 10 years. Are you ready to see that one? Which one do you like do like that one or when I aged her she looks like this Here That's so cool Wow, oh my god
Mason which one See the first one was like that's her that the first one is her dating profile photo and this is who shows up at the door Looks like magic like scenes like it's like I like the first ones like the first one I said I aged the picture. I mean, it's like, you know, it was yes, I mean gosh, but It's not that much different. Actually, she actually had.
Go with the first picture, Scythe, not the second one. Go with the first. It is nice, it is nice, but I'll show you. But I think this is a picture that she was sharing. And I think this is not a real picture. I'm not sure, but then, so here's her, the Beach 60s. There you go. The Beach 60s. The Soul Beach. There she is, huh? Oh, yeah
It might be her on the left, but it says made with I don't think it's made with it might be on left
Alexander could get away with killing me. I mean it was like pretty shocking. I mean but and and she
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I don't think just things happen for a reason I guess no, but I don't know why she she seems to hate me, but she's loved me She's loved me six months that we've done each other Three months. She she likes me three months. She hated me Huh, he thought she had what? AIDS No
No, no, no, no, did someone say that or like was am I tripping? Oh, thank you Katrina. No, I don't I guess that's I would just be like here say I don't know I don't believe it So it's like yeah, I don't you know people start terrible rumors But you know what she did say she did say like like RG was like We should give psych aides. Let's figure out how to get him AIDS and then she said oh
He probably already has it Alex I mean that's so mean it looks like the Blair witch project, but a cat. Yeah
I don't look like I do do I I don't people say oh, what's your T cell count? Are they actually? I mean, maybe you're on a stimulant, but you know like we're all on stimulants Oh, I'm on I'm high on life. I'm kind of McDonald's coffee. This has fucking. Yeah I want to do stimulants and I want to do stimulants and put my tongue in your mouth for like six hours. How about that?
We can just like do lines of coke off each other's butts. I love you. I heard him by Curian. Oh my god, I love him.
He's so cute. I Got that laugh Don't let Mason find out me. I don't basically get jealous. I mean, I remember I was like Yeah, he left but I mean
I'm shy and aware I can't use them or you're shy open this picture up there. There's uh, I
Don't know I think so I know I think I showed him my wiener that night. He said oh, do you want to do it like, you know Chris K is coming for you squid. Oh, watch out Chris K might be
Many times you want I want to see if there's a terror reading you can do for a first squidy poo Chris K I don't know Chris K is just like a guy that gets beat up by black people. His name is Chris Is his name Chris K or Chris gay? I don't know Chris gay. Yeah. Well, you know, I saw I have a picture. I have a picture of him with like somebody
Did you know that? Let me see if I can find it. Can I see it? Sure Looking for it. Let me see. So this is Chris K. If I can find it and he's with a very famous Dreamer, I guess I can Oh danger It is it's OG something. It's like OG geezer or something like that and he's like
Person like who the fuck knows I don't know the fuck but here it is right here. I found it. I'm pretty good. Watch here. It is
What the fuck that's cool. Yeah That's probably still that's real. Yeah, look at OG geezer. It's great tits But what are they? Did you ever shower with Chris K? Did you ever shower with him? We wear nice tits. Yeah, you know what him is? Katrina, his Infernal Majesty. And it's a great band too. He has nice tits.
That was in our OG user's house. I kind of want to put those in my mouth. That was in his house? Are you sure? Yeah, it was. I was there. I took the picture, actually. Oh, someone's missing an arm? Well, it's just hanging behind. It's probably up about Chris K's butt right there, right?
Okay, was he trying to pump him in the face like sexually? I think they I think their tips were attached at the It's called that Chris. Hey, he looks fucking looks pretty sexy for a second. Are we gonna do this shit or what? He's getting knows a person. It looks like he's behind him a little bit like ready to stick it in, right?
That was like pretty pretty cruel cruel That's just came Yeah, I mean I actually have a I have a bit I have a video Chris K. I'm gonna play later It's called the worst terror reading ever ever given it's hilarious You give the terror reading a set to I guess Ziggy who Ziggy is Ziggy yeah, Ziggy man. Yeah, and it's like the worst terror reading is funny though if you want to watch it
I'll make him find it funny. Yeah, let's watch. Okay, let me find it Chris K. This was from Shan a camp actually have a channel and she's Probably want to murder me Because we have an affair you had with with me But if you catch this together, if you catch this together that'd be so so crazy Um We were gay lovers
We were Hey, I'll be a lover Yeah, hell yeah. Okay, so...
My cat. Yeah, well is the mom of trick you know tricks ran away, but um See shit and camp And I'll say very cool cats. Thank you. Oh, I found her I found her channel. So here's Shann's channel I probably will find
She does have a post and then when we're in real life, hey, baby, oh, once again. Oh, I love you too, here, hold on a second. Okay, so let me see if I have this, oh, shit. Okay, it's called like the worst terror reading ever performed. Was that Chris Carrick's? Yeah, it was.
Um can someone track down shan camp for me? I mean I can actually chat I can get her in discord I guess you didn't post this. I thought I saw it the other day, but I didn't see in my videos Okay, so uh, what is one Ronald McDonald's on a cross the hell Oh, David Bowie. Okay. Oh, oh my god. What is this? Happy birthday super David?
I'm some guy with a pookie in his mouth. Is that about okay? Um pretty funny Okay, um, continue going. Shh. Oh, what's this meow? Kevin, kitty, suck each other off. Come watch. I have eight hours. Hi, baby.
I don't want to see a picture of a meow. Yeah. Um, I'm going to, I'm going to have to summon sham camp over here because she has so many videos and I don't see. I don't I don't see I have a video of a blackout Andy getting arrested
One day. Oh, yeah, do that You know, okay, I got it first. Okay, it's a he's right. You know, I saw him in jokers or mr. Extendo he's called now. He's in his chat today. He goes you'll flag it to me. He's like, you know, you'll point it at No blogger. Have you seen this fucking ass? Have you seen his ass?
Yeah, I think I saw the tip of his wiener when he was peeing because he was up there was freaked out with beta last year But that's all I saw. I someone sent me that picked that video, but let me see if I have a okay, so I'm This is on a trip kick They have a blackout Andy getting a rest of twice in one day, and then he thinks that let's see
Victoria J called the cops it was content but he thinks before he had jay called the cops on him but he actually like walks right up to the cops like and they tell him to go away but he won't go away it was so lit it was so he's so retarded but uh i'll find it i'll find it let's stick it so oh there's q45 raging we'll be as cute as she was fighting versus alex mayer oh
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Oh my god, this is a must-hear story for someone struggling with memory loss last week We had to place my I recently stopped being a huge dumbass at the shooting range It was on the news like anything else when I'd not a new optic I'd eyeball it
Yeah, it looks like alcohol
That's the way it is here She literally does it looks like out the front and never thought about that
Shit they're putting the silver bracelets on the man. Yeah, I'm like too close Okay, whoa. Okay. Okay. Don't walk back over there. He's not gonna walk back over there. Really you guys mad
Look at the cops card, okay, you're gonna arrest
You know argue with argue with the cops
And anything that comes to say Friday, he gets all excited. What have I done? I haven't done shit, bro. Yeah. It's quite an IOL. You guys just want to arrest me, bro. Yeah. OPD? Yeah, suck my cock. OPD. Yeah. You said suck my dick. Suck my cock. Well, I'm going to cross over here. EWOK. Oh, he's back. He's going back right back to me.
That dick. That's on floor. That guy getting arrested. What, are you selling drinks? Oh, I was filming some other guy getting arrested. He had a bottle of Patron. He had a bottle of Patron, bro. He must have ran out of the, oh, bro.
Is that Trident? Well, it's Trident, the police officer. Trident, I don't know. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I'm sorry. What? I got arrested. What? Yeah.
I got myself arrested. I got arrested. But who was looking to do something? I WONDER!
If you don't like my face, why the fuck are you here, faggot nigger? Fuck outta here. Hello, lawyers. Yep, they're fucked. They look great on my wrists. The wrists are pretty good, actually. They're so fat, they're not gonna get hurt that bad. Dude, this shit was like popol. Popol? Popol? This shit was fucking popol, bro.
Yeah, I'm going out tonight guys He's drinking tequila beer. I'm gonna go out tonight, and it's gonna be my last dream tonight. There's of a gum shrimp Shout out miss Holly Miss Holly for the 20 with the 20
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My uh, my elderly father. He's 81 years old. He's been getting calls and emails from people like Threatening me threatening him saying bad things are gonna happen You know stuff of that nature Fucking cops aren't gonna do anything And why call them?
Yep, yep Aunt G. That's why I'm doing it bud. What does it say? Other cops gonna drive their fucking police cars fucking to Canada and arrest Victoria J. No, I don't think so Like I was gonna think that I'm against him, but it's just like it's fun Don't worry about it. It's kind of content. He's smart though got a document on the ground
Right, it's just in the cop car just looking at my pizza on the ground like fuck almost made it home
Is the pizza still detained Back to look for it. It's fucking on Victoria You're fucked. Oh, yeah You better never fucking stream again. Victoria Jay
So long as I have breathed in my body, which is not right now. Victoria J is on fat four. I'll find the clip. Victoria J will be on Victoria J, not in a physical way. You're gonna see your fat. But as long as I have breathed in my body.
I just need a picture. Not right now. Victoria J had a hand in this, bro. Why is he always like looking after me so much?
Who gives a fuck about that person? I don't know if you can pay to it My parents hate me so much and they don't like me and they keep me across the country How come I'm here at their house, huh? I guess there's no place else for you to be. Oh, all right. One's the last time you saw your parents. Disgusting. Yeah, fuck this fucking Victoria J, bitch.
Yeah, my dad told me what the email. Yeah, you love, you love, you probably all fucking coordinated on Discord, huh? Discord. You fucking Victoria J, Sandman, Ron Roller. It was old. Definitely Victoria J and Ron Roller. I saw him on her phone. I'm like that's what made me like screw my blinds up because I was like what the fuck?
No, I was just really drunk, whatever you're currently. Oh, God. No, they definitely coordinated
Toya J probably BG BG to I'm a Sam and probably be a little group and they probably they all probably called so much like The cops were like, oh, well, we can't really do anything with this guy. He's not doing anything But you were doing they were driving by dude. They were watching me remember when I was sitting there by the pizza place like drinking a beer was
like up the cops are there up and I zoomed in yeah he's watching this I think it's sad time probably saw it they're like that was like fucking three years ago yep they called the cops exactly yep they all fucking coordinated it Sandman, Ron Roller, BG, Scribbles probably oh please definitely the foot
And the gear started to turn in my head. It's not a conspiracy. I didn't want to say this here because people might try to cancel me But it can be reversed over here robot. This is why you're not you see it's Foxbow
What do you see the cop can't be like fucking spoking out oh like acting a fool Or doing stupid shit And I'm waiting on here so the cops fucking don't like You know look inside the house Not that I have anything illegal in the house, but like cops see like a dab rig They start to ask questions
System was that this domain intensifying? Oh, this is perfect by the cops are here cops are here We do see this cop. I love it cops are here guys. This will be fun. Oh, it's a woman cop awesome
Yeah, yeah, a woman cop. We need a female officer. It's like, they look like guys who can be police officers. Equal guys. You got slaughtered? Yeah, all of them. Look at her, look at the cop. You literally got swan? No, no, he called himself. And females from people online. Like, I live stream, which is what I'm doing right now. You're the cop. And they were like, like psychotic, like just insane people,
you know, like, as they are in the world. But they've just like been like harassing my dad and he's like 80 years old, and he doesn't go online. I mean, he knows I live stream, he knows I do this, but he doesn't have any interaction with the people online. They've just been like targeting him.
I have an idea of who it is, because this person left him a voicemail, was like, your son blah blah blah, this and that online, blah blah, but this is all just online. This is nothing serious, this is just over stupid things and bothering my dad over this. I can go get him if you want to.
well why didn't I come here on Sunday yeah don't hit me why don't you just have a machine gun was that a cop in that car my crap that was a police officer in that fucking car fucking faggot cops oh my god yeah opd can suck my fucking fat
dick you can suck my fat fucking Lizzie size fucking cock I don't like how he says cock, fucking Orlando I wouldn't be there with black at hand to do that I'll be fucking, I'll fucking, I'll fucking defend black Hey, Gustav Elgar He said it's like my biggest fucking fan heads here I'm not, and tell them you're a Scorpio
I'm not a Scorpio, I'm a Libra He is a Scorpio There's like way less monkeys What the fuck is all this being a Scorpio? There's no monkeys around here That's it All the monkeys stay home, I guess I don't know, bro What the fuck, sir? This is a Scorpio, that's so weird He's a Libra He's a Libra My butt line is flat My butt line is flat My cat is still on the ground Let's go from like Friday or whatever
He's a Libra That's funny He's a Libra That's true to be a guy's The lockout is a Libra We know Hey, you guys, make sure you call OPD Make sure you call OPD on me Fuckin' all my haters Go get me someone said he was Scorpio
Because like you're angry because of me
Call them up tell them, you know, whatever you want to tell them whatever lies you want to tell them That's fine. It'll just be content for me And I Apple pay you now, but Hot mess just says Yep, mace is ready. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she was bro. That was fucking cool. So he's all mad
Nanna says happy birthday to you. You're gonna go fucking great. Mace is right here in my pocket, bro. I need to buy Mace from Walmart. I need to buy the little one. And to a clean hero says, Victoria sends her. Mace is in the mode of Victoria as well. Black dollar is the best thing to do. I'm just trying. I got the Mace right here, the little, the little Saber Mace. I got from Walmart.
And I want to get swa-wayed. Want to get swa-wayed. We all get drunk in the car. I got the strap, I got the Glock, I got a Glock in my rari, oops, I almost dropped the Mace.
Extranet says, ready for some content spray. Get ready Clippers, nigger, get ready you fucking faggots, this is my last livestream, I mean last IRL, this is my last livestream.
Uh, it's not I don't have an AK and it's not here. I have a bush map. Well, I don't have it
That's me That's actually mean, that's weird. I forgot about this amazing. Hi. How are you? Oh, no, I don't know. I'd like that's why I'm asking dumbass. Okay. Do you see the fucking
That's me Yeah, I'm getting invested guys again
Can you rest it again? Yes, I just told you. And you also tried to dump the beer, which is actually considered pepper. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can you please end that? How do you do it? At the little end? Yes, sir. What the fuck? Why is he cowering for the cops? That's so dumb.
Because like you're supposed to fucking turn The you tape the cops, right like honestly like are you supposed?
Not only being arrested because you're not you can't have your phone running and taking them all the rest I mean, it's like they've turned it off immediately Unless it's like a bystander, you know, you're a super asses dude and got month like fucking a million dollars I think it's probably you have it instead of sue their asses you Pay some attention to mine. Okay. Um, let's see. Let's see. What else we have on
Tripping kick. Let me see if there's anything good. Let's see. How about Sam and crashes out on no I don't want to go chicken cakes versus Tommy James. No Crystal Marie black RG versus J. Oh, that's my that's me. Hold on. Yeah, it's not gonna be black RG Okay, yeah, probably not while something I play this one pretty funny. Okay, we'll try it out here
It's good. This is a last year. He ran someone. Yeah, he he killed somebody didn't he like I don't even kill somebody In a car crash, okay, there you go. This is black RG on my panel last year with the jay dog He killed like a cracker that went in from the fucking room This here is the board laser zero in kit from MCG tactical
I mean it's like I'm I had enough fighting you know it's like I don't like fighting with people look at me like why am I fighting with Bita I don't know why I'm not I mean I'm not trying to fight with her I'm trying to like she's always mad at me this is like last year yesterday someone
well someone came in and said oh he's re-streaming you because I like I was playing something else
And so it came up for like a second and I turned it off real quick. She's like, you're streaming without permission blah blah blah. I'm like, well, I really wasn't but... If I was like, you know, everyone else can like no tripped it can make you know videos and it's like it's fine But I play like you glassy. Those are fucking awesome. Thank you. She's like, oh karma's gonna get my karma
I was like, I never doxed you. I never threatened you
Yeah, she's like, well, I wasn't I don't know, she's always mad Those are great glasses. You look like a Yeah, that's me. Oh, that's great She's my whole family The reason why you're fighting with J-Dog Excuse me, with Bita It's because of J-Dog, man. You know that You buddied up to a person who has tormented her She took offense to that. She's told you this a few times
Well, the next few is not much of a change. Just because I modded her, you know, Carl or whatever, and like, you know, I have Carl on the show. It's like, you know, Carl's not a bad guy to me. Like, um... I don't know Carl enough to comment, to be honest. Yeah. I just know what I've seen on panel recently. I don't really have anything to say about the guy. Okay. Well, she has him on her show, and it's fine, but if they compete, I don't know. He comes on here.
It's a problem. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He's being, you know, a weirdo again. I don't know. I don't know. And Russell Osted says, I don't know. R.G. is pretty obsessed with J-Dog. I don't know. I don't know. And, you know, he's not wrong. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I've been, you know, going back and forth with J-Dog I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. for like three or four years now, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. because he is known as a liar and a creep.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You know, he told us that he, you know, had a Rico charge and went to jail. He shoved phones up his ass. It was a lie. I love one of my habits. Oh, what else? So there was this buddy trolling No, you're not gonna sit up here and lie. You're not gonna sit up here and lie, Argy You're not gonna sit here and try to really psych
And try to bullshit him. No, you're not gonna do it. I'm not gonna allow it, Argy You could go bullshit, recharge like Rob Rack and other recharge like Beta, but you ain't gonna do it just fucking psyching You're not gonna do it just psyching, bitch You sound like a fucking fat retard, look at you, you fucking bitch, you're hitting his chest.
I bet you feel like 500 pounds, you were always the fat kid in school, always got made fun of him, huh? Always got made fun of you, yeah, okay, look at your fat, chubby little hand, what's your fake tattoos?
Take and give, I bet you take it up the ass and you give it up the ass, really good, aren't you? I bet you do, I bet you do actually. You're actually doing a little bit better than normal. Get this shit going, Argie. Let's get this shit going. I just got two mushrooms, so let's go. Let's fucking go. Get mushrooms? Trying to escape that reality being a little wife that hates you. I don't know how's your girl doing? Oh, I forgot she left you
Woman will want you you're hideous fucking shut and actually you spend all your time up here RG you know look at you Look at you. Your fat is done yet. Look at you. No, not yet. I just got started. Look at you. Look at you. I can't remember. You're not doing that bad as far as you can go. You hate cammin' up. You actually hate cammin' up. You hate cammin' up. You hate cammin' up. You hate cammin' up. You hate cammin' up. You know the cammin' up. Come on. Cammin' up. Show everybody.
Because you know how your lips look like a cunt. Why do you stock women? Why do you stock women? You're over there stocking Empress Janet. No, I'm not selling her. I'm just selling her. Stocking Janet. Yeah, she's a woman. I don't consider her women. Why are you stalking Jimmy? That's my boy, Jimmy. Why are you stalking him? That's my locow. You know all about locows. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No,
it ain't. You stalk him in your locow. He outsmarted you. He outsmarted you, and that's why you're mad at him. He's a wisp again. He's a wisp again. Are you playing? I was about that whiff. Groovy Jimmy played. I was about that lift, J-Dog. That played. It's so mad in here. How does this feel like? How does it feel like you got played? How does it feel like you got played? J-Dog, actually. How does it feel like you got played?
You got played. You got left. And all you got is you got your fucking pickle, your fucking pit bull. All right, nigga boy. I got a megaphone right here. We can play the talk. Okay, get a megaphone. Let's get a megaphone. I got mushrooms. Let's go, bitch. Let's go. Let's do this. get mega fun with their old drama phone get it get it get it get it come on come on so it doesn't work for that lipstick that's so bad you're just gonna talk to me you're just gonna talk to me
you're just gonna talk to me you're just gonna talk to me you're just gonna talk to me you're just gonna That painting bitch! Don't bring it! Don't bring it! It's not a low-life piece of shit, you know what I mean? Get it! Get it! I have no J-Dog for food either. He finds a locale. He'd be friends with a locale. And then he does sexual activity with a locale. You try to bullshit people. You come up here trying to bullshit. You do the same things.
You don't get to do information for sexual. What is, what is my motivation, sexual? You friend all these people and then you get them from VCs and you have them jack off. No proof, no proof. What do you do? You have how long to show proof? All you do is come up and just stay in shit. I agree. It's disgusting how J-Dog lied. Tell me the black dragon, tell me the black dragon, come up with some new material. In four years, you can't come up with new shit.
Baby, I would tell you. You wouldn't believe me. You should be pretty blind. I still like you though. you got four years worth of material on me come up with some new shit come on why are you coming
over a hundred times i'm doing anything because you say so people already know what is it you can't come up come on zikey wants to hear you're just talking you're not even saying it you're a
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I'll probably pick you up with one fucking arm, you faggot. You know how big I am, Margie. You know how big I am. Exactly, I do. How big am I? I absolutely do. How big you got you know, you're a tiny little fellow tiny little guy. No, no, no
Someone fight someone your own size fight someone your own everything Come on come fight me fight a real motherfucker Don't fight with nobody else, don't fight with me. Are you admitting that Jimmy's a midget? Are you admitting that Jimmy's a midget? I never said that about Jimmy. I just said don't fight. Jimmy, come with me.
You want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, J-Dot, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, J-Dot, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, J-Dot, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, J-Dot, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a little guy too, you want to play a
Just a spur of the pack, it's just what it is. Just a spur of the pack? You don't want to have a discussion, you just want to spur it, be a retard. No, I don't discuss anything with fucking jackasses like you, especially jackasses. Have fun spurging. Without lispiers. Where is your girl at? Where is your girl? Oh, I forgot, you don't have a girl. Jimmie got a girl. You don't know nothing about my...
I got a girl? No, you have a six year woman who barely stands you. You ain't got nothing, Argie. You got nothing. You have nothing, Argie. And that makes you so miserable. You live in a fucking dog. You have nobody. You have ice cream trucks and broken down cars everywhere. What do you have, Argie? What do you have? What, your dog and your pickup truck? Whoop-de-doop. I don't own your dog and your pickup dog. You just make it up shit.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop your smart meter from spinning with this one simple trick anyone can use to slash their electric bills by half. truck into Jeep. I forgot you're a fag. I forgot you do have a Jeep. It seems like something you would drive. How did I know that? Why are you extra retarded tonight? You're coming off extra cringy with that list.
It's coming back to yelling over it. I already told you, I kept it back to yelling over it. It's pretty cringy. No, come on. I'm not gonna lie. Come on. And you're going to be selling a fucking re-talk, making up shit. That's all right. You got your jeep with your dog in the top of your head. The difference between me and your gay dog is that you go up on the mountain top, so you're only a premier to your past actions, and you're just making up bullshit, and that's fine.
Well, you want me to start with a name or what? I have a life with a black vaccine. Beta, I have the lives of everything. I could put it up. You keep talking about it. You don't have a living life. You don't have a shit. I have the proof. I have the proof. Yeah. The proof. The proof. Beta doesn't care. Beta doesn't care. Because manipulated, a re-chartered woman who takes pills. A drunk re-chartered takes pills. Yeah.
Anybody can do that. Anybody can manipulate a retard yeah, I didn't have the skills to manipulate beat up. Yeah, okay, whatever whoop-de-doo you did whoop-de-doo Wow, I got a real fucking weirdo. It's a polinium that I was a good person Even though you dox the bitch
The fuck a bitch that's what gets me fucking That's what gets my fucking brain. I manipulated it somehow. Yeah, you get manipulated there. How? You did. How? What did I do that was ridiculous. How the fuck did that bitch give you a pass for Doxiner and get a whole live on her family? Yeah, I'm the motherfucker. I just passed her number out. He still has no sense with Vita. And all I do is say her last name,
and the fuck is fucking done. Because she can't get him out of there. It comes down to me. All I gotta do is let him talk. All I have to do is let him talk to you. Talk to you. Talk to you. Talk to you.
Hey, what's up, dude?
What was that? That was fucking stupid. Got me. Got me. Got me. Last dick shot. I ain't doing that. Fuck this. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, how was it going? Yo, there's a J-Dot. Yo, there's a J-Dot. Yo, there's a J-Dot. Yo, there's a J-Dot. Yo, there's a J-Dot. Yo, there's a J-Dot. Yo, there's a J-Dot. Yo, there's a J-Dot.
Hey, what the fuck was that was there an argument? That was my show last year, that was RG on the show, and he was fighting with J-Dog. I don't know why, but you know, hey, look at your nice house, like, wow, you're rich. What's the house? You like the house? The house is good. Can I move in with you and share your bed? Yeah. Okay, I'm moving in tomorrow.
Tomorrow. Get naked right now. Right now I'm just kidding. Let's get naked. I'm naked right now. I'm naked. You are oh hell yeah So hey, did you see what I had I had these bones you see my bones have I have like a muskrat
Mandible and I have a what the well so I have like a mother beaver. Oh, yeah, like a mole because it says it says I have a mole I have a Um a mole skull and a Muscat mandible. So this is the muscat mandible. Look at the muskrat's mandible. It's not gross. It's a big yellow Mandible Yeah, it's like
It's so yellow. Oh, look at how yellow this tooth is Yeah It's a muskrat's mandible. Yeah, that's a teeth It's a teeth. And then here's the here's the mole skull. It's pretty cool, too
Do you ever seen like guinea pig's teeth like this the same shit? Oh, there's a fucking skull. That's a fucking mandible That's a skull. It's a mole skull a mole rat mole rat So hey, have you ever seen a start wild things and shit and our nose mole rat?
I'd kill lion I kill lion you kill the lion. Oh my god. Well, let me show the fucking tiger I'm gonna show you a star nose woman. They are 15 You know a r-13. Yeah That's sexy. I want to see you. Can you like shoot a video of you shooting your gun naked for me?
Hell yeah, like general butt naked. Yes, I love that. I love general butt naked. You'll be my general squiddy. Okay, so let me find you something about the star nose mole rat. So this is like probably the ugliest animal that exists in the world. Let me just see if I can find like a
One that's like three minutes. Okay. Here. This is the I guess this is a from BBC Earth. Let's watch Watch this one. Check this out. This is crazy. The star knows mole rats Have you heard of that? No. Oh, yeah. Okay. Look at this animal. Let's see
Star knows here it is. Okay. Let's stare it. Here we go and watch it. Here we go, baby Okay, here you go. Okay
Where is it? Right here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay
He relies on his super sense. Oh, yeah It's not just for smelling It's also for feet. Oh Yeah, and it is a more sensitive than our own fingertips
To see all his active lifestyle, he must eat up to twice his body weight every day and worms, as they burrow, simply absorb into his tummies of their own. Yeah, well, yeah.
Life on the ground can be pretty good, but every spring, torrential rain saturates the soil.
Oh, yeah. So long, the mole's tunnels are flooded. He could hold his breath for a little more than 30 seconds.
He must get out or he'll drown.
But having taken a breath, he dives straight back in. Large feet, excellent for digging, also make very effective paddles.
So he's well equipped for swimming, but how do you sniff out prey underwater?
First he blows bubbles into the submersed leaves smells pass into them and Sniffing them with his nose enables him to detect something edible So he can locate possible prey even underwater That's One of the few mammals that are just as a term in the water
Pretty cool, huh? Isn't that cool? That's fucking cool. Isn't that a shrew? That might be well, but what we just saw or this one we're looking at right now You're gonna see a bird of paradise a mating show. I'll show you that too
That was so cool, man. I felt like it was in a different dimension. I'll take a ticket this thing
Fucking sake you're fucking crazy
That's so weird That's so crazy. What is that male male bird of paradise? We're meeting them
You're going to answer me when I mean all over the club. It's fucking the shit out of that bird Like it's like little blue that looks like a like a Pokemon
Wow, that's a little dance
Yeah, now in honor of Squidward, I need to find something like a belly dance. I like your belly for me Yeah Okay, I went can I go I'm gonna do that on your belly. Can I do that? Oh, yeah, like belly Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Let me see. Let me see. What do I do? Okay, so if I
Okay, so okay, hold on Okay Let me see if I find something Okay, so oh here's something good. I think you'll like this this is a love it's already. Okay, so this is a Okay Chris K's jealous right now. I know cuz we're gonna have sex
Yeah Some really good ones Yes, I'll find a good one. Okay. Um, let's see squids quids quids quitty. Okay. Oh, there's a red devil squid That's that looks interesting. Okay I'm red. I'm a red guy. Oh I know it's weird. Okay. Well, here's I guess it's called a sea cucumber. Okay
Cucumber school. Yeah, I like see Me too. I love a nice sea cucumber. Okay, so this is great. These are disgusting disgusting worlds weirdest Okay, this is perfect. He bites with guts. Okay. Well, it's this thing. We'll see this one
This sea cucumber bites with I love sea cucumbers in my mouth
What's wrong, babe? Hi Rudy Rudy's talking. Oh, yeah, that's a big one
These animals may look like boring lumps, but sea cucumbers have all sorts of surprises This hairy sea cucumber takes several hours to burrow into the sand its body now safely hidden It's time to eat
It unfurls its feathery tentacles. Ah, any microscopic morsel it finds Oh, yeah, a miniature forest of kukes filter the water clean of organic debris Wow But at the first sign of trouble the forest vanishes to feed another time
It knows no fear Possibly because it has no brain Instead a nerve ring around its mouth tells them
Wow
In the animal kingdom, there's no emergency rooms, band-aids, or kisses from mommy. Fighting takes guts. For this cute that's no metaphor. A fish nips at its backside. The wrong side.
I'll totally fuck that fish in the ass. It expels its guts out of its very own ring of fire. Their filaments are sticky and toxic Sticky and toxic it gets caught it might die. That's that looks like sperm
The fish wants no part of this fight or this surprisingly resourceful lump
Wow That was pretty crazy. Isn't it? That was like some crazy shit No, that was like that was really weird I was like worms with the sperm worms
Let me see I guess it's called I thought it was called don't know much about but it's I guess it's not okay So it's called the weirdest world's weirdest or something The most extreme or some shit. Mm-hmm. I mean there's a great one the insane behavior of praying mantis. Maybe this is it
That's too short. Okay Sector will be will be a great couple. I think we would be I But yeah, you're you're a bottom, right? I don't know. Like what are you a bomb? Whatever you want me to be baby. I'm versus how I mean, but are you versus though?
I'm versatile. I'm versatile. We're both verse. We're both verse. Perfect. We're perfect for each other. We're perfect Well, this is called the praying mantis is more terrifying and you think okay. Why death praying mantis is the worst way to go Okay, okay, so here's let's watch this one This is why death by a praying mantis is the worst way to go
Death by praying mantis imagine you they can get birds, you know, that's pretty crazy We can kill birds with their their insects and eat birds. That's crazy. Okay, so let's see here we go You like pretty badgers. I'm a honey badger like honey badger. I wanted it Eat all my honey from my Hold on a second. Here we go
Perfect Phantis is hungry, which is really bad news for every insect living in this meadow. Because out of every bug on earth, the Mantis is by far the worst one to get eaten by, and has the cruelest way of killing its prey. But before showing you why, she needs to catch something, and luckily she has a whole lot
of options on the menu today.
But even though the Mantis is an incredible predator, there's things even she won't touch. These tarantula hawk wasps are not only bigger than her, but have a paralyzing sting they use to take out tarantulas. They drag the helpless spider back to their burrow, where the wasps larvae eat around its internal organs
and keep the poor arachnid alive for as long as possible. Now, don't get me wrong, that's probably the worst way to go, ever. But since the wasp itself doesn't even pray it paralyzes, on the technicality I'm still gonna say the mantis is the worst to get eaten by. Catching one of these wasps is a lot more trouble
than it's worth, so surely there's an easier meal here. Enter Kyle, the Sphinx Moth. Kyle is still yet to have his first kiss, forcing these flowers to choke down his tongue as the closest he's come But our mantis is looking to change that. Sphinx moths are usually- I'm good at this one, so. Kyle is on something of a bender
and is making the most of the flowers that only open during the day. His tongue is one of the largest of all moths and butters, and unfurls like a party hall towards his meal. All right, well, I hope you guys didn't get too attached. Striking at a 20th of a second, Kyle had no hope at dodging the mantis.
She immediately goes to work chomping into the sphinx mob's neck. Even though her arms are the most famous feature, mantises don't use them to kill their prey. Only to hold and restrain them. Instead, her prey are killed slowly. by Bite, her razor-sharp mandibles.
And unfortunately for Kyle, her mouth takes very small bites. On the bright side, he finally got to first base, and he's going to end up with some hickeys he'll never forget. Oh, no! His head fell off. Now that that pesky thing is finally out of the way, our Mantis can finally get the stuff.
As she chews through tendons and nerve endings, the Sphinx Mod's wings spasm and flap, kicking up dust and fur into the Mantis' eyes. Which looks super uncomfortable, but it's well worth the reward. Believe it or not, Kyle is what I would call lucky. Usually mantises don't start with the neck, and instead will bite off parts of the victim's
face or limbs before the poor insect is finally rewarded with death. Nearly every other predatory bug has venom or powerful jaws to restrain and kill its prey as quickly as possible so it's safe to eat. But mantises are uniquely horrifying because their arms restrain their prey so well that
there's no reason for them to have developed a quick way to kill their food.
Death is just a side effect of them eating the parts the prey needs to live, so a slow death being eaten alive piece by piece is what awaits anything unfortunate enough to come across this
incredible predator. That was brutal. That was a very good first date movie for us. Anyone want to show it? Want to show the first date movie?
Yeah, all we do is cover ourselves in oil and hug. That seems better than what we just watched. Yeah, I think so. How about if you like clownfish? I like clownfish.
What is this Chinese food cooked three way? Oh god, I don't care. I can't look at that. They're cutting it up Let me see. I remember there used to this thing and this guy had this really funny funny boys and stuff like that I just I'm gonna have to find this another time, but let me see. I'll find one see an enemy video and then we'll see
See an enemy see an enemy's fighting deflated see an enemy's in the fish tank. Let me see Okay, one more second. Okay, here, Amazing Secrets of the Sea, and then I mean.
Okay, we have to. I just want to see the Honey Badger. I think the Honey Badger might be copyrighted though. But yeah, the guy's, Honey Badger's name is, I forgot his name, but he's like, Any better is a pretty cool. They get all tired and shit here. I'll play I'll play more here. Here we go
This is the amazing things about this to see an enemy. He's an enemy. You're an enemy is awesome I like to see an enemy The ornately colored sea anemone is named after the equally flashy terrestrial anemone flower. A close relative of coral and jellyfish, anemones are stinging polyps that spend most of their time
attached to rocks on the sea bottom or on coral reefs waiting for fish to pass close enough to get ensnared in their venom-filled tentacles. You had a little email? Yeah, I was born in the sea anemone, actually.
Their bodies are composed of an adhesive pedal disc, or foot, a cylindrical body, and a array of tentacles surrounding a central mouth. The tentacles are triggered by the slightest touch, firing a harpoon-like filament into their victim and injecting a paralyzing neurotoxin.
The helpless spray is then guided into the mouth by the tentacles.
Yeah, it was pounding around population. Yeah, there are more than 1,000 sea anemone species found throughout the world Searchings at various depths. Hey, no, the largest and most varied occur in coastal tropical waters They run the full spectrum of colors and can be as small as half an inch or as large as six feet across I remember one of these
I love this so much I see Dorian I adore it. Symbiotic relationships. Some anemones, like their coral cousins, establish symbiotic relationships with green algae.
In exchange for providing the algae safe harbor and exposure to sunlight, the anemone receives oxygen and sugar, the byproducts of the algae's photosynthesis. They form another, more famous symbiotic alliance with clownfish, which are protected by a mucous immune to the anemones sting clown fish live within the anemones tentacles getting protection from
predators and the anemone snags on the scraps from the clown fish i found this channel okay you're gonna love this okay so this is like a channel i found a long time ago and i couldn't
You're gonna laugh so hard because I remember I love this fucking shit. Okay, this is so funny So we're gonna go back to the praying mantis for a second because that's one of the best ones But there's some other good ones. Okay, so this is called the true facts about the praying mantis. Okay, so let me get us
Cued up. Hey shout out Nemo. Here we go true facts about the praying mantis Here we go and stage perfect. Okay
This episode sponsored by Brilliant. When they first emerge from the nursery that their mother built, mantids don't look like much. Sort of a booger-but-ribbed-for-pleasure vibe. Not all that intimidating at this point, are they? Now the first order of business is to wriggle out of a tight cocktail dress sort of membrane that surrounds them. And as they do, you can start to see their legs and their antennae.
You know, getting those antennae out, that's a real b**ch. That membrane she was in is attached to the inside of the eggcase by a silken thread that her mommy made. Some foresight there. because this little baby can use it to climb down. Of course, she's not alone, she's got some siblings up in there, and pretty soon there's a whole mess of them hanging by their butts like anatomically correct Spider-Man.
And women, when they finally get down from the ropes course, the world is a bit stacked against them. And they're barely a thing at this point, and see right through them. The outside bits probably don't even have that much of a crunch. And to make matters worse, there isn't that much of a sibling bond going on. Around the same time that you and I were swaddled up and sucking on a tit, these ones are surrounded by cannibals. Look at this one, he's pulling on his own leg to get away from that assbiter.
Now if they survive that gauntlet, they have to get themselves to some food and shelter. But at this stage, they don't have their wings. They can, however, jump. And they're damn good at it too. Look at this one mugging for the camera, shameless. It's not about you. they can even push off smooth surfaces like glass because they have these little toe pads for extra gripage because they're pushing off with their back legs their bodies rotate in the air but they
can stabilize this with their really jerry yes i want you to change it all right they can modify their posture mid-air to line up with a target these are not lies to go through a series of
That looks like a culture. It wings as well as functioning naughty bits. It's a pretty exciting day. I'm sure it beats finding your first pubic hair. That was pretty exciting. Now they don't all come out the oven looking like this. They have tough lines. The intons come in all sorts of shapes. Tough lines. You'll notice that most of them go for a sort of camouflage situation.
Now this hidey-hidey business is important. not only because there's birds out there with bad intentions, but also because mantids are ambush hunters. I don't know how much ambushing you've done, but it works a lot better if they can't see you. If they can, it gets awkward. How come you're crouching behind the water cooler sort of deal? Zip. Now, depending on where they live, they've evolved to blend into all sorts of things. Jerry is there? There's not one in this shot.
No, it doesn't underscore the point. Anyway, they evolved to blend into a bunch of things. See now my rhythm's off. sure you got some slackers that didn't put much effort into it. I mean, being long and green is sort of straight out of hiding in nature 101, but you can see that selection has a way of pushing you towards some of the details. This one picked up some of that riddish in the back end on this
one, there's some stripes that are just around the right distance, and here you got, what is that, a leopard print? Get blended into brunch at the yacht club. A number of others went for stick.
that's
All right, that's dark. A lot of this sort of chemical is about blending into the clutter. That looks like a straw. You don't have to be perfect. You just have to be kind of messy in the right way. There are however, mantis that have evolved to look like things that are fairly specific like cemented nymphs that seem to mimic a specific species of ant.
So you guys are praying, dude. Do a scorpion one. I will, I will. Yeah, look at this one.
You look like one you you're pretty cool like
You're like a king pretty matches, you're my king. Okay, so here we go. This is called shrewd backs about mantis Okay, bigger. Okay, check this out. This is even funnier than that. I promise true facts about the mantis
If you went to listen, old boy, who happened to be a sexual deviant with a violent streak to draw you the perfect animal, he would draw you a mantis with a laser beam. There are many types of mantids, none of which have laser beams, but all of which resemble what Oh my god, they're so beautiful that farted too aggressively. The mantis has puppy-dog eyes.
Five of them. Two large compound eyes and three, quote, normal, unquote, eyes on the top of its head. The mantis has excellent eyesight, which you hope it would, given the fact that it has five freaking eyes. The mantis is the only insect that can rotate its head 180 degrees, therefore they're the only
insects that enjoy live tennis, and some forms of pornography that involve live tennis. Which doesn't exist, but you're still going to google it anyway. The mantis is not so gifted at the walking aspects, more of a wobble really. Oh hey there, you okay? But it has the gift of flight.
Here, Mantis prepares for take-off. Is that really the best clip we have of that? Well, at least standing still, the Mantis is a fearsome predator. It lashes out with its powerful spiked forelimbs, trapping its prey and eating it alive. What, I'm just touching him. Just kidding. Mantis has a complex chewing mouth.
To understand it, imagine if you had a mustache underneath your lip,
It uses this mouth to first eat the appendages of its living prey. Basically, the difference between a teddy bear and a mantis is everything. As the mantis grows, it must hunt for larger and larger prey. That's right, it goes after freaking hummingbirds.
When it's time to meet, the smaller male climbs on the back of a female, preferably one that's eating. if she gets bored like this one obviously is she will eat his face and then the rest of him It is the ultimate choice for the male Stay alive
When fertilized the female lays her eggs in a styrofoam like pouch From which tiny little alien babies emerge roll out when ladybugs see one of our monster movies They're not impressed and they say try spending a day down here with the mantis use
Like an alien. It's like a little earlier. Isn't that looks like oh, yeah, so I need to get into that Into the pretty cool. I mean the mantis is a pretty cool It's fucking animal. I want to see the a kitten of the home. Let me see if I go here. Okay I'm fucking like aliens through aliens the channel. Okay, Z Frank carrier. Oh it's 4.2 million subscriber
Okay, so I'll go to the so the yeah, look at this guy. Look at this guy. Okay, okay video Look at the most popular ones other spirits, okay? Barrett the ferrets are fucking like Chris Kennedy. Yeah, okay, so we have Angler fish, okay, I mean the angler fish, okay? That's weird How about the fucking body see this one? This is a cuttlefish look at this
Here are two facts about the cuttlefish the cuttlefish is not a fish it is a mollusk of the class cephalopoda the cuttlefish is a bit like a clam that millions of years ago came out of its shell and never went back in fact it still has a specialized shell but a solid which is used for buoyancy and is
called the cuttlebone People for a long time have used this shelter-carve cast for metal jewelry. These people are called cuttleboners by me. And now, to move through the ocean, the cuttlefish has a wavy wavy fin that surrounds its mantle.
It also has a siphon, a muscular tube it can squirt water out of for fast propulsion. Imagine trying to move by vomiting out of a giant straw and flapping your skirt around very, very fast. That is how a cuttlefish do. The cuttlefish brain is larger than its entire body, including its brain,
which may not make sense, but it does to the cuttlefish, because it has a very large brain. The cuttlefish has a very advanced eye, roughly in the shape of Charlie Brown's mouth when he uses a fruit bar. Or perhaps a W that someone wrote when they were drunk. Or the letter Q that someone wrote when they were really drunk.
Despite its big brain and weird eyes, the cuttlefish is colorblind, which is curious because it is a color magician of the deep. Like a lactose intolerant cheesemaker, the cuttlefish is unaware of its own gifts. With the help of millions of color-changing things in its skin, it can change color and texture almost instantaneously.
Playing hide and seek with the Cuttlefish sucks. They don't move, they just change color. You can hear them breathing while you count. How the cuttlefish determines the backgrounds it blends into is largely a mystery, because it can do it in complete darkness. Which is kind of a dumb gift if you ask me. But still amazing. Ah! Fish!
Then there's the flamboyant cuttlefish, which doesn't try to blend in with s***. It just says, why doesn't the world try to blend in with me? You go, little man. Don't go changing for nobody. When it is threatened, the Cuttlefish will often release ink from its ink sack.
The Cuttlefish releases that ink in one of two ways. One is a little perfingal sort of squirt. Something you might say excuse me after. The second is a release of both ink and mucus.
These are called pseudomorphs and are designed to be decoys for the cuttlefish as it escapes. The cuttlefish feeds by extending two hidden feeding tentacles, which it uses to snag prey and pull it back towards its poison beak. What?
which I hope is not her nose, and inserts sperm sacs. Males have four pairs of arms and females have three. Weaker males often disguise themselves as females by hiding two of their arms. This reminds me of what I may or may not have done in the mirror as a young boy
He's cleverly disguised male swim right past the competition and listen to the fucking talk though after the female eggs are Fertilized she gingerly and lovingly puts her eggs in some random friggin hole on the bottom of the ocean The eggs are called sea grapes by people who like wine and they are guarded by the couple until they hatch
Into the cutest little freaks in the universe These little babies are not so good at the camouflage. So they do the best that they can They're like a little man and sleep tight They're like hell and if you ever want to come out of your shell and let your freak flag fly The cuttlefish has your back
That was good. Okay. How about the girl?
Here we will explore true facts about the eye eye Much like the pug the eye eye walks the dog and I never see that radically ugly and cute as hell The eye resembles a cat who was bitten by a vampire and then halfway through the
Transformation just said screw it to give you a sense of its size here as an eye eye pictured next to a slightly smaller For a long time, scientists thought the eye-eye was a rodent, because if it's rodent like front teeth, it'd never stop growing and must constantly be worn down. However,
now it is known that the eye-eye is a highly specialized lemur. And trust me, lemurs were not too thrilled by that news. The eye-eye's most amazing adaptation is its freakishly long and thin middle finger. Like the human shoulder, this finger has a ball and socket joint.
and can rotate almost 360 degrees around the eye. It is packed with sensory neurons, and because of the energy it consumes, it is only warmed up when in use. This is because, like the woodpecker, the eye-eye is a percussive hunter. To find grubs, they tap on the trunks
and branches of trees up to eight times per second with their creepy finger, which is probably annoying
Learn how to use a spoon. It's not an instrument. As they tap, they listen to the echo and feel the vibrations to find hollow grub filled chambers. When they find one, they use their teeth to open a hole in the tree and use their middle finger as sort of a grub dipstick. Very dainty, eating.
Terrifying for the grub, by the way. You can imagine all grub scary stories begin with there was a knock at the door. I know what you're thinking, Sicko, but no, no, that's not an IIPP. That is an IITT, because the II's nipples are inguinal, meaning they're located on the lower stomach,
sort of groin area. This is why the II does not wear pants. Don't judge. You try pulling a pair of pants up to your nipples and taking a jog through the forest. That's a recipe for chafing. Just be glad your nipples migrated north, and that they stopped before they got to your chin. Try wearing a bicycle helmet then. Like most mammals, the eye-eye follows the rule of one-half,
meaning that its litter size is on average one-half the number of its nipples. With two nipples, the eye-eye has one baby at a time. Just like my mother always used to say, find a girl with 12 nipples, son. Sadly, the I.I. is threatened, partially due to a local superstition that if it points its middle finger at you, you have to kill it,
which is very similar to the customs of a North American fraternity party. Remember this, if someone gives you the finger, they might just be hungry. Or they're a total ass- Oh, the C-Pig! That's what it is! The C-Pig! You have to see the C-Pig. Oh my gosh, I love the C-Pig. Where do you see this one?
See pig see See pig. I mean, these are just crazy shit. Huh? I'm these crazy. I mean, these are just wild
On see pig, where's a see pig of muscles come. Oh my god I want to see the CP. There's a beaver. Okay. See stars mosquito. What is the fucking well tardigrades?
Well, there's a freaky Nibber Ducky, an ostrich, mudskipper, the mudskip, the mudshark, marsupial, here I just have to, I'm going to have to search for the C-Pig, hold on. The fucking, what is Taz, like the, the Taz Maisie and Devil? Down the C-Pig, here's the C-Pig, yeah, Taz is the Taz main Devil.
Here we will explore true facts about the sea pig. Here is a picture of a land pig. As you can see they are virtually indistinguishable from the sea pig. One way to tell the difference is that bacon from a land pig tastes delicious while bacon from a sea pig tastes like a fish farted on a dirty beach cracker.
If when you ask your mouth fills up with seawater, then you're probably an idiot. Because the sea pig lives deep in the abyss of the ocean. The sea pig is a type of sea cucumber. This is the video of a sea cucumber, which has been downloaded one time by me. This is a picture of a land cucumber. As you can see, they're virtually identical.
If you get confused, check to see if your cucumber is breathing through its anus. Unlike land cucumbers, sea cucumbers breathe through their anuses. As you might have guessed, this is no ordinary run-of-the-mill commonplace anus. Sea cucumbers have a cloaca. Think of it as a multipurpose orifice for breathing, pooping,
baiting, and any other orifice-related needs you might have. Not what I would have chosen personally. I'm quite happy with my arrangement. I'm a man who likes a bit of distance between the breathing and the pooping. But no judgments. As my mother used to say, a hole is a hole. Wow, in this context, that really sounds pretty bad. You ever had a chiropractor?
In any case, the many uses of the cloaca did not escape the pearlfish, which has formed a symbiotic relationship with the sea cucumber. It hides inside the sea cucumber's butt, where it feeds and gains protection. The sea cucumber, meanwhile, has a fish in its butt. Win-win! The sea cucumber has a remarkable defensive adaptation.
When attacked, it violently contracts its muscles and jettisons its internal respiratory organs out of its anus, in a process known as evisceration. Needless to say, the predator becomes confused. To understand this, imagine that you are getting mugged, and in response, you pull your pants down bento. Actually, I don't think this really helps.
Further down in the depths, the little understood seapig uses hydraulic pumps that inflate its legs for more as it marches on the ocean floor in search of detritus and whale carcasses to eat. Because it is so mushy mushy, the seapig is a host of parasites like small snails and crustaceans
which burrow into it and feed on its insides. Bummer. Fortunately, the seapig doesn't really
Remember if someone scares you just bend over and fart your lungs all over that bastard Who knows it might just work
As my mother used to say don't poke that pig boy In this context it works perfectly
Yeah, yeah, that was kind of crazy. What's kind of crazy? I Don't know how animals do that. That's that's incredible here. Here's look at this Here's the mole around they show it. They do it good here. They're weird. They're just they're crazy Bizarre as fuck
Here are true facts about the naked mole rat. The naked mole rat is neither a mole nor a rat But it is a large Subterranean rodent and it is naked like pretty much every other animal He is no reason to put that in the name. It would be much stranger if it was born with clothing on
like a little pair of jeans and a tiara oh hey there sexy the mole rat lives underground in dark tunnels they are tunnelers and can move backwards as quickly as they can move forwards and they look pretty much the same coming and going the mole rat has very poor eyesight which is fine because if they
could see down there it would look a lot like a movie of a colonoscopy mix up
Their loose skin helps them pass each other easily in the tight tunnels, but they are naked, and when you constantly have your junk in someone else's face, who has giant teeth, you better know how to get along, and the naked mole rats do. This ain't looking like a tiny sausage. encased in testicle skin the naked mole rat is one of the most remarkable social mammals much like
the wasp or the ant they are you social and live in highly organized societies of 70 or more individuals one naked mole rat becomes the queen and she takes on several lovers while the other females become sterile over the course of her life the queen will have up to 900 babies oh my god If you think her job is cushy, talk to someone who's had her own baby.
When they'll set you straight, the other members of the colony become workers or soldiers. The workers tunnel to find root vegetables. Their teeth sit outside of their mouth and they can close their lips while they work so that digging doesn't completely suck. They form long lines faced about passing the dirt up to the surface. The soldiers, on the other hand, defend against
Here a number of soldiers gather together to block off a tunnel, while a snake tries to decide if something that ugly can actually be considered food. It decides no. The most incredible thing about the naked mole rat is that it never seemed to get the memo that it's a mammal. They are the longest living rodent and barely show any signs of aging during their
which technically isn't that amazing if you're born looking like an old man, but they are seemingly immune to cancer, they can live with almost no oxygen, their body temperature changes with the environment, and they are impervious to a wide range of pain. Just remember, if you've ever wondered what a real-life superhero looks like,
That's bad. Your balls look like that. Oh, yeah, they look like a mole rat dude. They're like a mole rat, right?
Exactly popular. I'm glad and I'm proud How big is your mole rat? I mean, I mean your balls
Two inches each ball two inches. Okay, like a big marble that's perfect size. Okay, so there's no mole wrap, but we're just like the star-nosed mole wrap, or there's only tarantulas, lemurs, ant mutations, ostriches, the beaver, parasitic birds, the skeleton shrimp, oh my gosh, well.
Oh, I'm like watching nature documentaries. I know, aren't we like, we're like, we're not being smart today. You're freaking cool, man. Yeah, look at that, what is that? Oh, those are human people, okay. Um, geckos, rays of stuff, okay, um, frogs, the praying mantis again, the praying mantis,
the octopus, there's no, here's the echidna, the militarized whoopee cushion, the militarized, this episode is sponsored by Brilliant. The story of Oliver, the short-beaked echidna, begins here, a single fertilized egg.
Well, technically, I suppose it started here. Oliver's parents, Jacko and Charlotte, were in the back alley and had just shared a half a can of fosters, which is quite a bit for an echidna, by the way, and let's just say that passion got the better of them. Got the whole thing on a security camera. but you'll notice that it's a bit of a delicate process which takes some time they are echidnas after all look a bit like the feather duster from a fetish club
so let's just say that the echidna karma sutra doesn't exactly have that many pages in it more like a pamphlet but listen besides navigating the pointy bits you've got the whole four-headed penis thing go oh and you avoid penis with a forehead that's just normal I mean, that in its flacid state, the male chidna's penis looks a bit like how they might grow crazins. It looks like what happens when you ask a witch to do it.
What the fuck? For some time, his foreheadedness was a bit of a mystery, seeing as the female's bits would only require two. And that's when one scientist decided to do the obvious and just ask. Turns out a chidna's can't talk, so real sh** scientists, by the way. Anyway, another science hippie decided to take a closer look.
It turns out when the echidna penis is erect, it looks like a punk snooker singing opera. But you can see that he's so funny. Look at that. The thing rotates a bit, so functionally. That's like a crazy car. Just right for the female counterparts. I'm on pause. And these alternators... What is that? That looks like a movie. It's sort of like... It'll come to me. Kill me.
Now this double-barrel shot-dong seems to be controlled by blood flow from a single vein that splits into two right before the tips. Anyway, back to the alley where the pair are now smoking a cigarette and Jacko's sperm is rushing on its way to Charlotte's uteruses. A kidney sperm, it turns out, are sort of into carpooling. They twist together in these bundles that end up moving faster than an individual sperm would. And smart. That's what happened.
That is incredible. That is incredible. Wow, it's a bit like a shuttlecock. Oh my god. That's insane. I mean, I'm on fire. That's a good thing. This thing here eventually makes it to an egg and gets Charlotte all pre-ignored, and that brings us back to Oliver here. He doesn't look like much at this point, but probably a welcome respite from what you've been looking at for the past few minutes.
Over the next 20 or so days, this little embryo has to build itself a body. Now, I'm sure you're familiar with this whole development process, but we'll have a little refresher. First it sort of flattens out and then goes all pinchy-pinchy before transferring into a slightly toothed vagina. Then onto a Salvador Dali impression of Spongebob before he gets to two squirrels humping. From here, as you know, it picks up a bit.
Next, we have a goblin fondly admiring his new pet baby man, the old house sand, the dragon flu way, plus major side boob. But then Oliver seems to take a keen interest into a certain part of his body. No you don't, because look it was just a hand grenade wrapped in tissue paper you pervert. And now he's onto you with your dirty mind, look at that side eye. Then to a, well it's still a side eye but he's getting sleepy.
Then he falls asleep and dreams that his belly button has become a fist. Now at this point if you get a close-up on the face, sure you might think that's a butthole of a sleeping ghost bear. Or maybe a gummy bear that's thinking... You brought me out of the bag just to give me a kiss didn't you? The horror. But pay attention now. When it turns into a zombie testicle with a five-head, you can see something interesting start to emerge.
Right there, a little tooth. And if you look at the stout, Charizard, you can see it better. This little temporary tooth is very important because it will help the little baby break out of this. Look at that. Charlotte laid an egg and she put it in a pouch. her pouch, by the way, is also temporary, forming just-the-form breeding season. It's very, like, ellie. You opened up when it wanted to grape. Now you want to put a grape in your belly button, don't you?
Go ahead. Listen, if you're watching this show, you're obviously in the learning room, but you also want to have a bit of fun while you're doing it. And then pretty much... I've never seen, like, how well a centipede is born. You can learn by doing that. Sounds like a centipede. Sounds like a sense of interactive lessons in math, data, and... Not really, bro. You know, centipedes are worse. Where were we? All right. This egg is not hard like the egg of a beard.
Instead, it's made of a tapestry of keratin-like fibers and is soft and leathery, which is more like the eggs of some reptiles. And when it's time to bust out, it's handy to have that little tooth. And there he is, for the first time in the open air, little baby Oliver. Now, not all the kidneys are born into the smooth, outstretched fingers of a man's hand. We should all be so lucky.
No, most of them hatch into what looks like the unkempt naval of a construction worker during a mid-summer's heatwave. It is in this environment somewhat reminiscent of pornography in the 1960s that Oliver must search for his first meal. Now you should know that what Oliver is looking for, well, more like smelling for, is called a milk patch. It's sort of what you might get if you tried to buy a discount nipple in a gas station
parking lot to sort of skin it leaks, and you can't return it. Oh, sorry, didn't know you wanted a fancy nipple with a tip on it. I'll call Sexpera. So whatever childhood you had, I bet you weren't desperately holding onto pubic hair, the diameter of your thumb, lapping at whatever oozed out some proto nipple. God forbid you let go. Let's just say that pouch doesn't exactly have a ziplock on it. You know what you need right there is a good sphincter.
Keep the baby in. You can find those in the plumbing aisle of Home Depot. Soon Oliver's head is reduced to a point with a single eye. Oh, what is he throwing up? Oh, that's the back end. All right. And so, I see this part's the front. I mean, it's not that different. Anyway, not knowing much else, Oliver stays in that pouch for quite some time. Maybe too long. It's just my opinion, but by the end, he sticks out like when you try and stuff a winter
hat into the back pocket of your jeans. I mean, that's a life lesson right there. Some holes are nice for a while, but then you gotta move on. Now, you've probably heard them called all sorts of
or even sentient scrotum, which is downright offensive. But these beanie babies made from leftover elbow skin are called Puggles. Get it right, and don't try this at home either. These are professional science hippies trained in rearing Puggles, because once in a while they do fall out that air quotes pouch. At this stage, these Puggles aren't exactly heavy on the defense, but, sorry, heavy on the defense, but you can start to see a 5 o'clock shadow form on their bodies.
At this stage, these puggles are basically dumplings of the meadow, and spend most of their time hiding out in burrows with their mummy. Before they venture out into the world, they need to grow a spine. Well, a whole bunch of them, really. Get it? And that's what they do. The spines first come in as little bitty things, but before long they look like a field of number two pencils right before the harvest.
Only after the spines have started to come in to a kid who's developed little hairs in between them. hairs within inferiority complex? No, your job is just as important. Oh boy. By adolescence, echidnas look a bit like a militarized whoopee cushion. When they walk around, the spines can lay flat, ish, but if they get their curve on it gets all
pointy pointy. Much of the body of the echidna has this sheath of muscle just under the skin called the paniculus carnosus. Flexing this muscle can move the spines and even point them in a and they might do this to get some ventilation or to get some grippage down in the tunnel, or of course for defense. A kid knows if you haven't noticed don't exactly excel in the
running department. So under threat, what they'll often do is wedge themselves into a tight space or dig down a little and pull up like Oliver here. I didn't forget. Now you might be a bit sour on that bird there picking on poor Oliver, but this is one of those don't judge a book by You know why? Because Oliver decided to hunker down right next to a nest.
And I get it, you don't want to pin cushion next to the crib, not to mention the aesthetics. You got a southwest cactus thing going on right in the middle of a grassy front lawn, no wonder they're pissed. But it doesn't matter, that male bird can't do sh** against spiky spiky. And you know mommy bird's giving them the what for? No sure don't get worked up honey. He says I'll get rid of it
Bulls I swear if I have to pee in the middle of the night and come back and sit on that thing by accident You can't do anything right now with a defense like that You might expect that a kidnas would be pretty good at digging and you wouldn't be wrong They've got some good equipment to Curved claws on their front feet and some excellent technique more than off to the side scoop You don't get dirt on your nethers like a dog do
In fact, their whole body plan is a bit splayed out to the sides, like an alligator, for example. And their pelvic girdle, which is what connects your top half to your bottom half, is more similar to a reptile than to other mammals. And this arrangement can make it look like the echidna's feet are put on backwards. Lots of weird stuff. They also have a low body temperature. And these sorts of oddities and reptilian similarities lead some people to call echidnas primitive.
Akidnas are monotremes, a group of mammals that took a different turn from the rest of us about 160 million years ago. You know how like rock, hip-hop, soul, and jazz all split off from the blues? Well, monotremes are like the jazz of mammalian evolution. Look at the Akidnas closest living relative, the Platypus. It's like Coltrane playing the song Rubber Ducky.
But they've been evolving just as long as the rest of us, just doing it different. Sure, the backward feet can look a bit strange, until you have to scratch your ass. They're perfect for it, now it's primitive. McKinnons can also use those snouts to dig, and that's because that thing is solid, made out of their face bones. I mean, from the top, the skull looks like a bicycle seat just right for a naked man. Now you're thinking about it, aren't you?
From the side, you can see it has a subtle curve to it. Well, they can use that thing like it's a pointy plow, but not like some ordinary gardening tool. It's fancy. things like a metal detector but for ants and termites. They've got these receptors on their snouts that can sense small changes in electrical fuels. And listen if you're an ant or a termite and get found out you're going to get the tongue. It's a long one too. Chase your right down a hole.
Your french kiss and the kidney you don't need to bidet. The tongue is covered in a sticky mucus that holds insects to the back of the mouth. There they have two abrasive grinding surfaces, one at the base of the tongue and the other on the roof of the mouth. So when the echidna eats, it sounds like this. Anyway, back to Oliver. Now that he's grown, Oliver will lead a fairly solitary life. But come on, what more do you want than some ants to eat,
some birds to f*** with, and maybe a swim now and again? The exception is when Oliver gets horny. In breeding season, the females emit some stank that drives the males crazy. M- Platypuses have these little spurs on their back feet. The spurs are equipped with a venom gland. Platypuses use them to kick the crap out of each other during breeding season. A kid knows not so much.
Their spurs no longer stand up straight, and what used to be venom is now more of a benign, waxy, syphilitic drip, the scent of which apparently still has a role in mating. And instead of stabbing each other, they have a civilized approach. They queue up. Males will follow a female around in these trains that can get up to 10 males deep. It's like the polite Canadian version of the human centipede. I don't even know what that means.
And this goes on for quite some time. It can be weeks before the female's ready to mate. And even then she's only going to choose one or maybe a couple to mate with. A young kid like Oliver doesn't stand a chance. And he knows it. Went home from the club early. He's going to have an Oliver night tonight. Maybe break out the watercolour set. Or masturbate. probably looks like the fountains of belavio
like a sausage octopus that makes no sense like what's left when you try and take
It's about the Starno's Mole. Holy graffitis! The Starno's Mole is a mole that looks a bit like a plush toy that was squeezed too hard, and whose insides are starting to come out one end. It makes its home tunneling in soft, moist, marshy soil. Oh, God! Stop doing that! The Starno's Mole is a carnivore, but it is functionally blind,
and instead of sight, it relies on a remarkable adaptation. It's tail. Just kidding. It's the nose. Even though the star-nosed mole's nose looks like it snorted a firecracker up each of its nostrils and then lit the fuse to the point where real stars are frankly offended by the comparison, it is an astonishing sensory organ.
However, this nose is less about smelling as it is about touching. Each of its 22 nose tentacles is covered with thousands of tiny touch receptors, called the too lazy to look this up. What? Are you kidding me? You wrote that in the script? Fine, I'll just make it up. Tiny Touch Receptors called my writers an idiot and his wife... oh,
Eimer's organs. Thank you. These Eimer's organs can sense microscopic differences on the surfaces they come in contact with. And because of this, the Stano's Mole is the fastest eating mammal in the world. It can identify something as edible and consume it in as little as 120 milliseconds,
To understand this, put on a blindfold and have your friend hold out an object in front of your mouth. Now lick it and decide to eat it in this amount of time. Sorry, you just ate a piece of cat poop. Try again. No, that was a pencil, which he stuck in cat poop. The star-nosed mole is constantly groping the world around it, up to 13 separate areas of the ground every second.
To the worm, the star-nosed mole's nose looks like a little worm orgy party. And it's like eight fellas mind if I join? Oh, that tickles. Like someone's using their teeth. Oh, crap. Little is known about its social habits, but we do know that the star-nosed mow's testicles swell up to During mating season if you were a 200 pound man
That would be roughly the size of a bowling ball Which would make it hard to ride a bicycle, but the star-nosed mow doesn't ride a bicycle Remarkably, it spends much of its time hunting for underwater prey in streams and ponds That's a terrible transition, it made no sense. It is one of the few mammals that can smell underwater, blowing bubbles and inhaling them as it swims.
We have no footage of this, but get into a bathtub and try to sniff one of your bubbles. Trust me, it's not easy. If you ever thought your nose was too big, just remember... Stop that! Okay, guys. Just kidding. Of course, we had the footage. This is the BBC people. They've got footage of the inside of your face.
There we go. Yeah, that was good. Okay. Well, it's always a fun time.
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