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Psyche and guest Mr. Big Pipes have a chaotic late-night hangout with escalating tensions around respect, behavior boundaries, and offensive language.
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Browse era →Hey, what's up, Psych? I'm well. I just wanted to thank Paige for doing my cards. I think that was very nice. Uh, it's a shame we didn't get to finish it, but I didn't get a chance to say thank you. So, if you're listening, thank you. It was nice of you. Too bad people have babies. I know.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to like It's It wasn't you that did it. What What is that? You eat like a child. You're sweet with tater tots and a coffee. Right on. I'm hungry. I'm hungry tonight. That Yeah, it's important to eat. So, that's all I had to say. Thank you, Paige. Later. You're welcome. Yeah. Yep. Thank you. Thank you, Paige. Thank you for
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guy.
Cool channel. Thank you. You should subscribe. Remember
This channel is a lot about talking to different
people. Thank you. You cute cats here. You're cute. You're cute. your cute cat. All right, she does. She has tricks, too. So, big pipe is here.
Oops. In a better chill. Wait, wait, you're Why do you get so every I have to keep kicking you off the panel? Cuz you start getting going crazy. I don't think you do. You don't think I do? No, I don't think you need to kick me or like what are like tell me what's the
logic here. If you start threatening people, if you start slandering people, disrespecting other panelists, talking over the host, brother, I didn't meant it. I would. Why are you smiling? I see why you I see I see you cracking a smile. Why Why are you cracking? I'm being very serious cuz I would admit to it.
I see I I can see the sides of your mouth curling with your must. No, I'm actually I'm not I'm not in a happy mood. You're not. This isn't me. This isn't me smiling. This is me being um prompt. I mean like laying it down, bro. Okay. This is me like being like uh frustrated, being like, "Yo, I'm trying to chill and let's reach middle ground."
I'm not like I don't like the negativity, but it is like it's always going to happen. It's always going to happen, brother. It's always going to happen. I know I I have in my mind I want to chill. I want to chill. I want to be chill. I I have a cool chill time, but I I don't say I'm trying to chill like 10,000 times. It's like that means I can't. Well, I do. I do. And that's
how we we're going to communicate. Yeah. Why are you smiling? Why Why can't you keep a straight face? Why Why do you keep What are you laughing? Like I'm not It's 2025 gaslighting, brother. Like, I'm not joking around. No. No. Not gaslighting guys. You see, I'm not I'm not joking around, dude. I'm not. You're not. You should be mad at me, Mr. Big Pipes. I'm being stern and I'm telling you how I feel. Okay. All
right. So, it's like when people press me, I'm going to This is Why you being Why you being I'm the host of the show, right? Do I come on Do I come on your show and be stirring with you and say, "You want to try it out? I don't feel it. I know it's not that's not my personality show. I I'll let you say your piece. I'll come to your show. Do you want me to be on your show?" Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Okay. That's what it's all about. I'll go on your show. I'll do I'll do I like I like Yeah, I like the collab and the Okay. And everyone subscribe to Mr. Big Pipe's channel, too, and go over there and, you know, he does his um you know, one man band. He's really He's a cool person, you know, nothing nothing bad about. I I
don't know. I don't know why why you get so upset. Like the way I look at it is if someone was speaking to me this way, being disrespectful to me in real life, I would act the same way. So I'm going to act the same way I do online. But but who is disrespectful? Me. How is this respectful? Like and this is kind of like I I feel like you're with me cuz you're
be like, "Oh, then I say what they said and then you kick me or ban me. I'm timed up." Like it starts No, no, no. If I go to your show for like one minute and you kick me off, I'll be like, "It's his show." I It will mean nothing. It's like I don't care if I get banned for a minute, ban for life. I'll still say go to Mr. B's channel.
Mr. B isn't talking like the way I work like I know, man. We're going to chill here. I'd be like, "We're going to chill here. We're trying to chill here. You're being disruptive." Uh, right. I'm asking you to be respectful if we're in real life right now and you're What am I doing? What did I do though? I'm I let
you on my I'm on my show that you keep saying like horrible things that I don't like. Oh my god. All right. Now this accusation. What did you say? What did I say? This horrible thing. You were saying like you want to beat people up. You pull pull up catch me. You had people call me. You had people in your chat. Can I say what they called me? No. Don't tell me what they call you. So
what the are you doing here? This is a game, dumbass. Pissing me off. Now you're pissing me off. So I would be like, "Tell me." Okay. Well, if you're pissed off, there's moderators in the chat. They're upset in the chat. No, no, no, no, no. You're going to tell me I'm going to piss you. You don't need to get my face on my show. Okay. This is my show. Mr. Big
Pipes. You're a guest. I'm not going to go on your show and disrespect you, call you names, start ringing up your chat. I'm not going to. Okay. You going to do it to
me? Do you guys see the difference? Is like come on my show, the chat's going to say whatever they're going to say. I have to I'm trying to talk to him and do an interview. Listen, Brady Demon, come up on panel if you care. What's wrong with you Oh. Oh, now you know what? During Pride
Month, you know, the rest of the year, maybe you can get away with calling me that. Rest, you know, it's Pride month. It's And it's June June 4th. Yeah. And talk about disrespect to the host. Imagine like calling Oprah Winfrey the n-word on our show. That's the equivalent of what he just said.
It was Oprah. Yeah, it was very shocking behavior. I never expected that from Mr. Big
Poops. I know. Okay. I was I was talking nicely to him.
I'm not completely disrespect. It's It was shocking. I was going to give him one more chance and just like, you know, to say sorry or hey, I'm going to come. No, he calls me the worst thing you can call a gay person. The worst somebody clipped
that I I saw. It was terrible. So big pipes. Why would you say such a
slur? That's very terribly offensive. Mr. Big Pipes, what if I give Mr. Big Peps one more chance? If he does, if he says the word, if you form, he'll just be banned forever. If he doesn't, then you guys can ban him if you want. Okay, let's give him one more chance. Yeah, I I guess the more formal word is sodomite.
I'm so Okay. Well, no, he doesn't want to behave.
Yeah, I can promise you probably one thing. He sucked more dick than I ever sucked. This guy is sus. Yeah. Come back tomorrow. Tony 24 hours, Mr. Be. You got too much to
drink. I'm jelly. I'm jelly. Mr. Big, I like you. I like you. I'll help you, Mr. Big Pip. Okay. Don't sulk. He's sulking backstage. Okay. Okay. No
sulking. Promise to behave. I'll let you I probably I probably forgiven you a thousand times.
I see him silk. He's so I got I'm going to get my uh my electric thing for my acoustic and then I'm selling my soul to the devil. I'm g play tomorrow night on my
stream. Yeah, I do look cute. I look kind of attractive. Sorry. I'm just looking at myself. I'm like, "Yeah, that's attracted, dude. I'd probably up sexy dudes and shit." And it's like, I'm 40. What the I'm 40 years old. Holy 40 years old. What the I'm
still drinking like a fish, Let's go. I found a straw. I do stress. I think I'm cute. I don't know. You're cute. You are cute. No, it's like I I I don't I don't like honestly I've never
really like looked at myself and like think I'm like like attractive attractive cuz I'm not in a dude. So I can't look at myself and think I'm not gay. It's like you look you look yourself in the mirror and you're just rec you look at your naked self. You just recoil. You're like oh dick. Oh yeah. It doesn't look bad. It's just like I think of the girls I date
and like they're just beautiful. Like oh my god. It's like how does this happen to me over and over again? How the does it happen to me over and over again? Like even at like a heroin addict, dude. I like hottest stripper chick jokes and Like what the
I so hungry guys. I don't know.
Would you So what? So if I came over if I if I like you said come stay with me my house. Yeah. You want to come over? I will. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. But I but I'll be laying in bed in my underwear. Yeah, you can't do that. I
can The covers fall off. The covers fall off me. You walk in the Okay, never mind. Never mind. Okay. Hey guys, I'm just kidding. I'm just I'm just teasing, Mr. Big P. That would never happen. No, man. You can do whatever you want, man. What if What if you like woke up and I was like No, I told you. Now you're being silly.
Like, do you not remember what I told you when I'm What is that? What is that? Psyche. The dude. I really don't appreciate this. Like, it's like manipulative, dude. I don't appreciate it. What did I say? What did I say? Hold on, guys. I'm doing something bad. Hold on. I don't appreciate it. Like, this
you're trying to manipulate my energy, dude. You're trying to slap me and I don't appreciate it cuz you're like, you know, I'm the real deal, dude. Like you like I will literally like I'm on here, dude. I'm Mr. Big. You're being You're being paranoid. You're being paranoid. No, I'm not being paranoid. I'm not being a character, dude. This is what you get. You're being paranoid, This is real life, for me right now. Me and you. I'm going to
remember this conversation. So, go for it. What did I say? Exactly. I don't know what I said. What did I say? It was so good. You know what I said? What did I say? Brother, brother, you're barking at the wrong tree. You are. So, what if I'm trying to be I'm really
trying to be cool with you, dude, right now. And you're trying to with me. I don't like it. I'm not trying to with you. I I said, "What if can I say you're going to say your trailer?" If there's any inkling of with me, just knock it off and change the subject. What? My god, you're being so paranoid. I can't say anything. Just chat. Talk to him. You
miss You just take over the show. you take over this. Try and chill. Yeah. So, Mr. Big Pipes are trying to chill. But yeah, I think it's just respectful. Psyche. Come up here. Let's talk about like I'm telling you how I feel and how it's like pressure makes me
feel and this how I'm going to react to certain types of pressure and it's like I got to back it up, dude. D go too far. Just tell me. backing up. I backed it up all my life. Like I I I suffer to back it up the way with the confidence I do. All right. This is real life to me,
Like people try to hurt me and they they don't succeed. I mean, you know, they they may get some elix or whatever, but I'm undefeated in street fights, my opinion. So, okay. Would I if I do something wrong, you tell me, chat. play around with me and be funny, but
like I I'm telling you like I don't think it's funny. How far did I go? What What kind of joke don't you like? You know, like gay jokes. No, you tell me gay jokes are funny, dude. But at some point it's like, "No, you're trying to with me, dude." So So Mr. Mc Vibes, what does a lesbian
bring to her second date? Darn. A moving truck. I don't get it. Why are you telling him? Because lesbians, they move fast in their relationships and they tend to like partner up and they move in real quickly. I don't know. Never. Never mind. You didn't get it. I didn't get that one. I didn't get that one. Oh, it
was a gay job. The only lesbians I know are like my ex-girlfriends that like turn lesbian and like gain like 200 pounds and So, the answer is not really a a movie truck. It's actually a U-Haul. U-haul would have been funnier, I think. Oh, yeah. Those are great. They're cheap and they got like hooks so you can put hammocks on them.
Why do lesbians drive Subarus? No idea.
Oh no, he hasn't typed in the answer. Uh yeah, supers were popular in Boulder. It's a joke. Like a
meme. Delicious. Because they're leos. They're lesbos. I don't get it. HK. Is that an appropriate joke for my show? HK. It's okay. Does anything eat a pickle? Yeah, he got it in
pickle. That's good Guys, look who's in the chat. I have a celebrity. Yeah, I'm um I have impressions from 1.5% of the population of the world apparently. Figure it out. Denise, what are you Denise? I was
trying to get up on the panel. Oh, who t me on in your chat? Who time me on your chat? What did you say in the chat? Mr. Big Pipes, I didn't say I think some dork got jelly. Who's timing people out in the chat, guys? Guys, no one time people out. Mr. Big Pipes got timed out in the
chat. I can't see. Still timed out.
So it's like I don't know man. I'm only six foot three. Try to really show you my hand. I got a big hand. I got a big dick. I don't know. Do I got a big dick? I think I do. Like I watch a lot I've watched a lot of porn. I've seen a lot of dicks. I feel like mine's like one of the biggest. Like it's not the like it's like up in like all right in the porn
range of big dicks. I feel like mine's like near the top of like perfect. I'm a perfect dude. I I l a perfect god. Weirdo. You're such a weirdo. I do, dude. No. Like, dude. All right. So, you want to go to and see how many people you can porn casting studio. Do you want to go to a porn casting studio and
compare our cucks? You're very strange, dude. Well, I I'm pretty sure that I'm big. Guys, you want to go? Let's do it right now. RG send your dick to psyche. I'll look at it. I'll look at it. Send your dick to psyche. I'll be honest.
See your dick. Can I see your dicks? You You only send me yourself in underwear. Can you send a similar picture? Send me a similar picture. I can put a sock in the front of it and then you won't even know the different. I mean, it's like I need It looks like I have a giant sock in my Yeah.
Yeah, can't play your instrument. You have a You have a White Claw beer can honestly. It could probably fit the There's no way I'm pissing. I can't piss in a beer can. I can't piss in a beer can. Two two time streamer of the year, folks. Although he does deal
with him because he won't stream on his own channel because he knows no one will watch. But he's a two two two month uh streamer of the month. Two times streamer. Oh no, dude. Like Yeah, dude. I only have 1,200 returning streamers of the month out of my my 3300 shots to ease ease the pain of your own medioc so weird. You can make up real
Dude, you suck. No, like if you want to hurt my feelings, you'd be like, "Your personality blows. You're unlike women in your in your like mid mid to late 20s and early 30s. Now you're living with your parents. You're not that. There's not one woman in chat who thinks you're good-looking. Not one.
Paige thinks you're No. No. I can still laughing at you. I can. I can. I am yours. You are mine. You are what you are. Yeah, I can play that. No, you can't though. No, I just I just wanted to I just like I don't know the tuning. No, you if you could have played it, you would. Wait, let me get out.
This is after stories every day. So full of It's all a lie. It's all a lie. Dude, I don't know this figure out, sir. This is a tuning I'm figuring out. No. No, you are. No, it really is. It really is.
That's like you can't play it. See, you already it up. You suck, dude. Have fun with this guy. Uh, he's a weirdo. Sing
it. Come on, sing it. It's all about the harmonies with Crosby SSH. It's all about the harmonies. So sloppy. He's playing pretend. You're playing pretend. You're
telling me the bird shape. Uh, so it's E. You're an idiot. No one cares about music theory. Nobody. You're not impressing anybody. You're a weirdo who has no chops. You have no chops. I'm a crypto billionaire, brother. Did you not see me make 25K on the stream in December, dude? No, I I I've seen you come up here and Oh, it's still live,
brother. I I made 25K that night, brother. Yeah, sure you did. No, I literally did, dude. I literally Yeah. How many years ago was that? I was like, "Oh my god, January." That was like January 22nd. Well, go on your channel and make another 25. But December was I was like, "Damn, I made 10." Go on your channel and make another 25 January. Yeah. Oh my
god, guys. I just made 25K, dude. All right, let's let's rock out, baby.
He's so goofy looking. Look at him. This is when we get this. This is when we get the 240 Hz uh the 5K, baby. The 5K. Look how white this is. Oh my god, there's another TV over here. Oh my god, there's another TV. I got another one, baby. I got another one. I got another one. Load it up, brother.
You have a drop down ceiling and you're missing tiles. You're pathetic. You piss in bottles. You live like a slob. You're ugly as You can't play. You want me to go in the cyber truck? You want to piss on the cyber truck? Make pretend. I'll be like, "Fuck Elon. Uh, this cyber truck is
terrible." My cyber truck. My cyber truck makes me cry. You're a talentless hack. No, if if you want to impress me, what you'll do is you'll sober up for once. Go back and watch the stream and see how embarrassing it is. Sober up. Watch the stream and tell me you're not embarrassed. Well, I'd say like behavior. No, dude.
All right. Subscribe to Mr. Tell me you're not embarrassed. Like just show me how to play a dr string. I'd be like, god damn. I encourage us guy to figure out this all this ego. It's all fake. Everyone in chat. You can't play. You can't play. I've
been around musicians my entire life and you sir are not one of them. Which one? What's your social media right now? I don't have Give me the social media of these musicians that you No, you got none. You got none cry baby. You capp
your little lion puss. Get the I'm not up here. Hey, bro. Show me how. Show me how to play Gord. I've known some amazing musicians. Show me how to play. Do I know how to play? You're dumb. Play a Sweet Judy Blue Eyes and and sing the harmonies. You really want to shut me up?
You sing it to me. Play it. I'll be quiet. Go ahead. Play it. No. No. I want you to like give me Leave me. You got the bass. You can't play it. And most said you play bass. You definitely can't sing. Very hard song. Said you play bass, right? I'm not here to impress you, sir. I don't know why you brother.
Oh my god, dude. What a dumbass. Yeah, I've been I played I've been playing this. This is the point you make fun of you. Everyone make fun of you at this point.
Pretending to be something you're not. And I don't get it. What? This is why you're so jelly of me. Cuz I'm the real deal, baby. I'm the real deal, baby. You sound like a You sound like a homosexual, sir. These are your confessions. You're a weak man and you're confessing everybody. You're a weak
maning. I think it's bizarre. I think it's bizarre, dude. But you cannot play. You cannot play. So it's like tell the chat GPT the same I can help you out, too. I'm kind of a therapist. I can be your therapist. You know what? I'll be quiet. Shut me up. So I get it. You're jelly of me, dude. You're jelly of me. Yeah, that that's it. You nailed it. You're not
going to help me out. You're not going to help me out to learn. Well, if you said to the You won't talk to the eye therapist. Holy back. When you're in 86, brother, I would 86 you. You know what?
I've done this in real life people. If you said I love music and trying to learn, I would be like, "Hell yeah." But you're saying you're a rock star, a virtuoso, when you can't play. Yeah. This is the point where I like her ass down like I did with uh like when Chicken Andy bounced off my
chest. I don't know. I don't give a about they don't want I don't know who the you are, dude. Chicken Andy some dude. All right, cool dude. Make a YouTube channel. Join a gym, brother. These are your insecurities that you're projecting on me. Dude, I'm literally
three times the size. No, dude. Like, literally like All right. Tell the chat DPT Make a YouTube channel. No, you won't do any of it. You won't do anything. This insecure insecure diet. I know exactly what I am. Unlike crying,
dude. You're just crying, dude. Listen, if you said I love music and I'm trying to learn and be the best I can, I would applaud you. You're just crying. You've given me information. Oh, I got to take a piss. All right, so uh pick up your bassott. Pick up your bass guitar and um figure
out the sweet judy blue eyes. A nice open. You going to go piss in a bottle for us? An open E. What a weird tuning, dude. Stop theory. Nobody's impressed. Check it out. You bet. Pick up your bass guitar and then figure out and play your I'll be right back in the morning. I'm not gonna
blast blast my orange amp. I'm just not going to do it. Honestly, if he said, "Listen, I love music. I I you know, adore it and I I I'm learning to play. I I want to be great." You know, I'd be like, "Hell yeah, dude. Go for it." you know, because that's music is something that
people, you know, love. It's something that you love. He's not doing that. He's saying he's a virtuoso. He's saying he's a rock star that, you know, and he's, you know, he's not backing it up with anything because he's just can't play.
Well, I think Trista is really funny. Good for you, Trista. Sticking up to the bullies. It's like though, right? I mean, if he said like, "I love music, you know, it's my thing and and that's what I want to do in my life. I'm trying to learn it." Uh, yeah, I think people would, you
know, respect him a lot more and be a lot more tolerant of him. But no, he's saying he's a virtuoso. You know, he's the rock star. It's pretty delusional behavior. Yeah, Damen has it. Two times streamer of the month, folks. Well, he really is into this this Alex
woman. He called you the f word for no reason at all. Yeah, I know. I know. Shock gay gay gay gay gay history month. Yeah, I know. And then like you were just asking him normal questions and he starts talking about his penis out of nowhere and how good-looking he is and how how how hot his girlfriends are.
He's a very weird, strange, insecure fella who's pissing in a bottle right now, folks. He also said he had 131 IQ. So, he's checking off all the cow boxes. He's checking them all off. And it's like, I look for people like this online to to play with them a little bit. And this guy just he just
shows up. He's delusional. He's everything I look for in a YouTube star. this guy. Thank you, dude. So, all right. Just play a little for me real quick, brother. You're a star, dude. Just play anything you can play really quick. Just give me a little rundown and see or some It It's 6 a.m. I'm not going to blast. No, I got
an orange, too. I got an orange jam, too. I do. Good. So, just really quick, just don't plug it in. Let me just, you know, put on the neck. Let me see your go. I'm not here to impress you, sir. It's really like at this point now it's like off. Holy No, I'm not claiming to be a Now you're being disrespectful. Now you're being played
with many of them. Get the out. Growing up in my life. I have a career, sir. Fantastic. Start a YouTube channel, brother. Mr. Be Mr. Black RG, dude. Let me see your song, dude. Let me know though. You know what I do on my YouTube channel? Ask Oh, dude, you're crying. So, you're jelly. You're jelly cuz I
rock. No. Ask me what I do on my YouTube channel. I find people like you and we torture them. That's That's what I do on my YouTube channel. It's not this one. It's what I share. That sounds nuts. That sounds dirty, dude. It sounds delusional. It's a lot. You pretend that you can
pretend you're a musician. You So you pretend that you're a musician. You pretend that you're a musician because you're jelly of people. Anything. I never All right. No, be real. So you pretend that you're a musician cuz you're jelly. You're jelly, Mr. Jelly, I can actually rock the out.
You are. That sucks. You don't have to. You got to defend your Trista. You're f Your bullshit's actually rubbing off people, dude. Isn't that Isn't that special? You totally creep Paige out, by the way. She thinks you're a creep with your sweet Judy Blue.
I am yours. You are mine. Oh, nice bald spot you got in the back. That's interesting. I saw it. Your man bud can't hide it. Where's that? You're so dude. I've always heard my my bald spots. I see the dandruff, too. You
need the head and shoulders, buddy. No, I do, but like not right now. You You need some uh head and shoulders, bud. I would tell you. I can tell you when I get it. Takes like three days. Oh, Tracy. Talking about yourself in the third person is another box that this gentleman clicks checks he checks off. He claims to have a 136 IQ. Claims
he's a rock star. Claim that he is a massive hog. Uh and he's God's gift to woman. Right. Did I get them all? No, I don't know about that. But yeah, no, I do. Like all those other things are true, brother. They are. And you talk like a valley girl from like 1986, even though you're sometimes I try to pretend to be dumb. You're from Missouri.
I try to pretend Frappuccino cuz you're like totally jelly. But I'm really strong, too. Yeah, I'm sure you are, buddy. I recognize cowards, too. You're a coward. You're a coward, I'm sure. You're No, you are. You're tired. You're a pervert. You're like getting You're like jerking off to like thinking that you're smarter
than me. That's That's an interesting take. Oh, did he leave? Oh god, man. Came up, No, you sound like a pervert. It's not like you're getting on to it. Brother, that's an interesting take. So far, you said I was a horrible musician. Lots of things that I I think you're talking about yourself, sir.
I I think that mustache here is very telling. That's what I think. Yeah. Norcal sees it. It's that mustache, dude. I bet you're not allowed 50 feet within a from a schoolyard, are you? This is confess. You're confessing your weakness. These are yours, brother. These are your thoughts. Play that instrument and you call yourself a These
are your thoughts. These are your insecurities. I just want you thoughts, too. These are your insecurities that you project. These are your projections. Chad GPT will tell you this. If you want to name it, uh, tell me what you can. You have one fan. Which one, brother? Which one, brother? You don't
know. I doubt they know. Yikes. I doubt it. They just dislike me more than they hate you. I can nail it. I can nail that so quick. I can nail that so quick.
No, I'm shutting you up, dude. Cuz you can't name it. You're You're a pretender. The reason you're jelly at me, brother, is cuz I'm the real deal. Like, I'm gonna hold this guitar and talk about how good I am. It's a nice It's a nice guitar. Tell me what
it is. Say, I can read, sir. Can't read. No, it's a nice guitar. It is. Okay, play it. It's one of It's one of like like 12 I have. Do me a favor. Play and sing Sweet Judy. It's a very complicated Crosby SS and
Nash song that Steven Souls wrote for Joanie Mitchell. And you brought up in you play piano. I play piano too actually. You so me in Toky with the key. Yeah, you're so like I could say that to like like five other YouTubers I talked to.
And they would do it. They would do it. They would do it really quick. Dude, you can't play. Oh my god. Play Sweet Judy Blue Eyes and sing the harmonies for us. That's what started all this. And then you started playing Mrs. Robinson, which is about an older woman sleeping with a young boy, which it's also three chords
and not hard to play at all. There's a big difference between Sweet Judy Blue Eyes and Robinson. Your focus. You're a man. You're a It's so weird. It's so weird. I'm sorry. Shut me up. No, it actually makes me feel cool. So, honestly, like in my head, shut me up.
Like the people that I get jelly of. How many do I really get? Totally jelly. I get like Are you jealous? And it's like talks like that. You're not from Missouri, dude. You're from Missouri. You're not cool. And it's like normal. I'm pretty good though. I'm pretty I can shred. You're like, "No, you're not good. If you were good, you would play the song." No. No. You're
jelly, dude. You're jelly. Play the song and shut me up. You are jelly and trigger. You're locked up. You watch me. You watch me. You've been watching me for a long time. Two time streamer of the month, by the way. You watch me. It's weird. I don't like Well, you got this 136 IQ, so of course
you're beating me into this conversation. Of course you are. What? You know, we're talking about how you've been watching me for years. Found you on this channel. Well, it's like at some point you'd be like, damn, if Mr. Big P just makes me that jelly like person. The way I would want to the way I want to
talking about yourself. The way I want to like do better is to like show it like this is how it's done, brother. All right. This is why you suck. This how it's done. Well, please tell me. So, show me. Show me. Show you what? Play this song and shut me up. Sing the melodies. Sing the harmonies. What do you mean, brother? With your
bass guitar. You are mine. You are what? What's your orange? What's your orange? This sucks. This sucks. What key are we in? What key are we in? Play the song. What key are we in, brother? No. Let's start out. Let's start out something. Tell me. I'm down to learn right now. I am on your Get your bass
guitar. No. Get your piano. You don't have a piano, dude. Something with bass. Why? Who gives a I care. I have neighbors. Why? Why can't you play the guitar right now? I can play the guitar again. It's 6:00 in the morning and I don't care that much. I'm not trying to impress. So, I mean, dude, I don't give a Play guitar 6 in the morning all the time. I'm going to do it
right now, dude. All you have to do to shut me up is play that song and sing the song the way it's supposed to be played and sung. That's all you have to do. So, go ahead and do it. I don't give a No, you don't have my respect. Like, you're a clown. You're a clown. You can't do it. You're a clown. Play the song and shut me up. It's a very hard song to play. I just got a
DM from some bad Yeah, sure you did. I actually did. Sure you did. That's why That's why you couldn't wait to tell us about it because it totally happened and I'm now I'm totally jeal. Just play the song and shut me up. God, he's so weird looking, too.
He's so weird looking. Sorry. This chick's actually like she's actually really Good for you. I'm glad someone bought into your phony Sorry. If you can manage to get some out of you're doing then good for you. I doubt it
though cuz any chick that buys this is, you know, delusional as well. All right. So, hey dude, take my chick for me. Take my chick for me and blur painting Oh god. Just play the song. Impress all the chicks. All the chicks and shut out,
dude. Which one? Play the song and shut me up. Well, lead me in really quick. Just lead me in. Very hard song. No. With your bass guitar. Yeah. Chippy says, "Play that." I'm trying to jam, dude. I'm trying to jam right now. Play it. No, like your actual with your orange ammo. Play your 6 o'clock in the morning. I'm not trying to impress you. You
You said you can play Sweet Judy Blue. Let's see. Let's go. Such a tool. All right. I don't got I don't got a watch on. Who gives a You have all the time in the world, don't you? Cuz you're a 40-year-old unemployed loser who play who pulls where like where where' that come from? All the Cyrax vibes. Oh my god. Imagine saying that to like like
being like, "Guys, let's play guitar and then call like dude, you'd be Dude, you dude like, "Oh, that's your cute little shit." So, this is your entire life. And you, sir, so you're you're a coward predator. You're a coward predator and you want to talk to like people that make you jelly. Interesting how we got
there. You want to make And I make you jelly because I play guitar. Sorry, dude. No, I I will talk to you. Came out, I I want you to make me jealous by playing the song and shutting me up. I already did, dude. I already made you really No, but you didn't though. No, I trigger the out of you just by existing. Just by having a YouTube channel with millions
and millions and millions and millions. You know, you won't get No, no, you add more millions, dude. More another million. Another million and another 6 million. Go to your channel and get another 25K instead of trying to impress I will I'm going to go live tomorrow night. No, when you go live live right
now when I'm going to go live. You have nothing. I'm waiting for my 9 volt battery. And then I'm going to go live. I'm going to go live tomorrow. You spray that Taylor, too. Unbelievable. No, it's it's a battery case. Unbelievable. You even everything you touch turns to dude. Look. Point your camera up. Let's see those drop
that drop down ceiling that you're missing tiles from. You're so triggered. It is true. Hey dude, go to my YouTube and watch me You want to fight me? Check it out. Like a slow models all around you. No, you can fight me right now in VR. You're a little man. What would happen
in VR? Dude, you're a teeny tiny VR. It's just virtual reality. It's a boxing game. All right. We can box each other. Are you 12? Are you 12, sir? I know you you hunt. Do you want to join like a community of VR boxers? You're an idiot. No, it's going
to talk to be like, "All right, well, All right, cool. Well, I have a Second Life account." It's like, I'm asking you to play guitar. I'm asking you to VR box while you're talking all this And you're not backing it up, dude. I back it up, brother. I back it up. All you have to do is place Mr. Big Pipes backs up. That's all you have. You ain't backing up. You don't cam up, dude. You don't cam up. It's so bad. It's so
weird. It's perverted. You're a pervert. You're a perverted predator. I'm sorry, dude. You're perverted predator. I think everyone would tell you that. If you told anyone that was If you told anyone that was cool right now what you're doing, they'd call you a like perverted. Holy You You have two time streamer of the month, by the way. I am.
Thank you for acknowledging that. You're a delusional tool. Yeah, I'm the two time baby. Most of all, you can't play that instrument, Cannot play that instrument. I'm the backto back two time streamer. You said you were going to impress you dorks. Oh my god. Judy Blue Eyes.
Mrs. I only have the biggest dick here. Like I literally have the biggest here. Sorry. Someone's got to have the biggest dick here. Then he starts got to be the smartest person here. might as well be the basics here. And it kind of makes sense when you think about it cuz I'm the tallest here.
here and I'm the most talent you makeense. Not that matters. Send your dick to psyche, brother. Why would I do such a thing? Why would you do such a thing is a better question. I might have a mustard turn. You're weirdo, dude. And you
can't play. He calls himself a virtuosioso. Pathetic. Yo, I might actually be at this point. You're not. Let me spoiler. You're not. No, I think I'm a virtuoso at this point. But you're not though. You suck. It's such a crazy word. But yeah, I think I've
mastered the mathematics of scale and like the physical element. Like I'm pretty sweet, dude. Like I play with professionals at Unbelievable. It's like I wouldn't say that until like recently like I had on you. I had people that like I've listened to
people that I listen to for years and years and respected as musicians and now they're like give me compliments and it's like oh dude, all right, all right, all right. Now I'm with the real deal. That's what's up. act that you do like internet. No, I'm not around. I'm not around, brother. This is the
true you. Yeah. No, I I'll I'll jam I'll jam out these real ones, dude. Yeah, it's real deal. I'm the real deal act or whatever. Not doctor. Whatever the his name is. If that's your projection. If that's your projection, dude. Go for it. No, I'm asking. If this is a
character, then bravo. I don't think it is. Yeah. Figure it out. I'm the real deal So, this isn't a character. You're serious. I'm the real deal You want to find out? You want to find out, show him St. Louis. Name it. Shut the up, Dude, you can't. This isn't a character in
your dork. You still haven't played guitar, dude. This dork. This dork. Just cry, baby dork. He's still crying about Jesus. You need to learn about Jesus, brother. Just play. You learn about No, you you teach me. You learn
Try and chill. Where you at, boy? Where you at, boy? You got it, right? The definition of a nurse. You're a never going to find out. Oh, I can tell you're a coward. Tell you're a coward. You're a You have no idea. You'll never talk to me like that boy and he's a virtuoso guitar player. I
am. We have a live one, sir. Oh, yeah. We got the We got the real deal, baby. We got the real deal, baby. Oh, Kro and I can make you a star, sir. Dude, I I don't need it. But thank you uh for the support. Like and subscribe. Like and subscribe my channel, brother. No, like and subscribe my channel.
And u of the month folks hit me up at like a music festival maybe. Yeah. 131. You can bring the same energy. You can bring the same energy to find out too. You can be like, "Yo, this is if I find out who you are, dude. I'll let you know." You know how people threaten me with that. You're
coward. You're coward little You got it. Why? Why? Why pretend? Like why? Like what do you get off pretending? Uh cuz I torture people like you for fun online. It's a fun hobby. You pretend to be something you're not to like. I kind of don't though. No, you're not. I'm calling you out right now. People are saying that to be honest. Oh, you would
never say this to my face. No. No. I I would absolutely would. All right. Well, when when is there a date on it? Can we Can we schedule it? Can I pay for it? Can I schedule it? Vrioso and he can't even play. Can I schedule it or you just lied to me? Like what the If someone was like, "Hey, dude. I'm gonna
fight you." I'd be like, "Oh you asked me to." Okay, can we name it? Like, Like, can we make money off of it or I'm down to fight those shoulders, dude? You're a Twiggy alien. You're not a tough guy. Just let's stop this act right now, please. You're a Twiggy alien. Just stop the tough guy because go back to pretending. You never you haven't
answered a single question of mine about Go back to pretending to be a musician because the guy doesn't work. So hey, play me in for Sweet Jy Blue Eyes, too. I'm not the one who claimed to be able to play it. And the baseline's actually pretty easy. It's a guitar that's just lead me in really you're a bass player with an
orange amp, right? I have a It's a Fender jack. I mostly play the like Doom stuff again. I don't claim to be a musician, dude. I don't You're talking I've known them. I've known And you're a fighter. You're a fighter, too.
I'm a what? I never claimed to be a fighter. I I used to bounce in bars and I'm an in real life, dude. Cool, dude. So, where the are you? What bar you bounce at? Huh? Are you hurt? Talk dude. I would talk to your face. I guarantee that. I guarantee it right now. All right. I will fly you up. All right, dude. I will literally I will
I got money, brother. I got I got a lot of money. I do. I do. No, you don't. So, do you need a flight? If you had all this content, I'm so for real right now. I'm so for real. I I will pay everything. No, you won't. I I'll How much money you want, brother? How much money you want, brother? Can you speak? Oh, yeah. I'm a stud. I'm that stud, brother. All right.
Sorry. I'm that guy, brother. Trailer and you have no tiles in your drop. Holy I thought you were so rich, dude. I feel right for myself. I'll tell you that. Okay. So, you're a You don't want You got me. Okay, dude. Do Do you want to Do you want to reach an escro situation and find out or No,
I'm sorry. You want to become a streamer? No, I'm I'm getting you my clout, brother. I don't want your clout. So, you don't want to be a scrimmer. You sound a You're using 131 IQ to beat me and I don't like it. Dude, there's people smarter than me,
dude. Does Does the Does the alcohol take away the pain from knowing that you're delusional to all these people? No, it makes me try to like Do you ever watch these streams? You're trying to be like level as dumb after you made an ass out of yourself. Damn. God damn, brother. It's still real. I'm still here, Mr. Big. Never go back and watch these streams sober after
you made an ass out of yourself for hours. So, check it out, brother. I'm inviting you. This ain't Send me the bill. Can I sleep on your bunk bed in your trailer? No. weird. No, you can come out here and meet me. I'll slap the out of you. That's where so Kro says
your last live has 132 viewers. So we need that crow apparently. We need your clout 32. Are you serious Kro? Well, you take that and you add is a 131 IQ. That's impressive. By the way, that's one for every of my kids. You're an impressive fella. It is kind
of weird. Like what would the views work? mostly like vertical screen. It is music. Like if I play a pretty song. Oh, pretty like uh Sweet Judy Blue Eyes. Pretty like that. Yeah, that's a pretty song. Yeah, I agree. It's like if I play a pretty song,
a song that you still have yet to play and sing. What's the most viewers I've ever had? 1,200. We looked at your last live. There's 1200. I've only had 200 views at a time consecutive max. Wait, what does it say? What are my
views? 132 is your last live. Look how it's actually 122. You're a You're a alcoholic piece of delusional trash. A poor I thought you think I'm more of a beer drinker. Honestly, you're a tool is my point. You're a
drink until like a couple weeks ago. I was like, I'm gonna I need a I need to be a drink. So, I you tried to impress Paige with a pretty song that you couldn't play. Oh, that's playing a song about So, all right. What you're telling me is
you wish you were Mr. Big Song. You wish you were Mr. big pipes and you are mine, dude. You're confessing your Are you that dumb? Play the song. Are you that dumb, Like, you're telling me you're telling me that your insecurities are like how much I should guitar.
It's so weird. All right, so you now you're back. Either way, like there's no way that like what you just said to me can't play that guitar that because that's like all like you're jellyus. You're jelly. You're jelly. Well, it should totally teach you how to play it, brother. Want me to explain it
to you? Explain anything. It's got your your base and your orange. No, it's in the morning. It's 6:30 in the morning. No. I don't claim to be a musician, dude. I don't claim to be a musician, sir. I played with great musicians. dumb ass.
No, no. You were playing She Talks with Angels the other day and it was gross how bad you destroyed that song. And it's an amazing song, sir. Do not play it again. You suck. You can't sing it and you couldn't play it. I thought you I saw you play a Radio Head song. I was like, "All right, you know what? This guy's not bad." And then you played She Talks to Angels. I
was like, "Wow, this guy's a joke." Chris mania. You're a joke.
Well, Paige, I wouldn't be fighting with a guy if he just said, "You know what? I learn I'm trying to learn it." I mean, I just asked you like 10 times to lead me in anything. A chord progression. You know nothing about music. Circle this here to impress you. You know nothing about the circle fist, Like what the The circle of fist. You know what the
circle fist is? Like holy You really don't. You've never heard like you don't know what that means. Play the instrument and shut up. Answer the question and then I'll give you respect. I'll give you respect that you had some basic understanding of music with circle. You have no
idea. Tell us tell us you're a cer like you're a liar. Like it's perverted. It's weird. Oh, I could go I could go for four hours. So, you understand if you're you're dealing with a real musician here. And it's like you're acting like this, dude. And and someone be like, "All right, they're going to recognize you as
pretender right away. You are a recognize pretender like you're talking Who the are you? Get the out of here, dude. You're not welcome. Get out of my geodic dome. I'm trying to chill and play music and And you're being psycho. You called you. It's literally weird. That's what would happen in real life. And
he'll be like, "Get the out of here. You're not cool." I highly doubt this. You don't know how to play music like You have no idea what I look like. You don't know how to play music like Mr. I'm a bigger gentleman than you are, sir. So, I would say this to you to your face. I absolutely would.
You can't play. You can barely pretend to
play.
He's showing off the big gun. The harmonica barely drowns out how slopp The harmonica barely drowns out how sloppy you play that guitar. I need the A1. I need the I can't play. You pretend.
This is so weird. What's weird? I don't know, man. Keep projecting your insectual statement. No, like you're projecting your insecure. I make you jelly. I have no insecurities. You have to tell chat GPTa musician. All right. Hey, can you type a lot of them? I don't claim to be. You won't do it. You won't do it. What? be like, "Hey, chat GPT,
Mr. Big Pipes makes me jelly and insecure." You're so weird. You piss. Try it out, brother. Tell chat GPT. He's so jealous. How do I make you feel? Get me a Frappuccino. You're from Missouri. You shouldn't talk. You're being weird. Be like, "You're being weird. You don't answer question. You shouldn't talk." I think you're like skitso, dude.
Like this guy. I'm asking this guy questions and he like skits up. Hey Cro, he'll randomly just start talking. I' ask this guy questions. I don't clown. Hey ladies, do you want to dance more to my sweet blues? 30 people. Yeah, you can put me on Snapchat. I don't mind. Yeah, it's okay to record me. It's okay to record me.
Uh, put me on your Snapchat. Send to my socials. Mr. Pipes, too. I'm I'm waiting for you to play, sir. Keep pouring that that uh talent down your throat. 6:30 in the morning taking down shots trying to trying to take away the pain. The pain of being got a couple
jams. They're orange jams. You haven't played anything. This won't ever play. It kind of sucks that what you did. So it's like if you played, dude, if you played and impressed me right now, I'd be like, "Oh, this guy's cool." Yeah, he plays good. I'd be like, "Shit, feel the need to impress." I got to promote you like the other people that come to my
chat, you know, like Aubrey Digital and Jesse Essent. They're so good. They're so good. And they DM me and want to hang out and and like we hang around making music together. Why would I make music with you, dude? Tell me, dude. You don't make music at all. No, you're dumb. That's not the right
answer. Like the answer is like, "Oh, check this out." Like the right answer is like, "Check this out and impress me." I'm not You're not doing anything. You're talking I can impress you. Go get a job. How about that? When you get a real job, It's music. It's music. No. No.
You cannot claim to be a musician as a job. That's just not correct. Oh my god, dude. You're so weird. We're not We're talking about different subjects here. Why don't you play something
instead of just talking about playing something and how good you are when you actually do it. So, what I'm trying to make clear is like to me, dude. You're still not playing. No, I'm being real, Mr. Big Pipes. This is the real deal. You pretender. You pretender.
Like, I get like, guys, I want to pretend to be something I'm not. Like, oh my god. Imagine this bad trying to be the real deal to people. You're the clown. You're the clown dude. So, are you going to play Are you going to impress me or do I just got to blow your paintings off? I'm not here to impress
you. I won't remember you. You're just another virt cyber stalker. That's what you are to me. Oh, you haven't seen stalking. So, like if you go to music festivals, dude, you haven't seen be like, are you going to blow the panties off like Mr. Big Pipes does? What? What festival,
sir? Shritock, Birdfest, Walker, uh Bonner, wherever the you want to go, dude. Like when I play the guitar, there's like 30 people around like rocking out. I doubt it. I highly doubt it. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're so jelly. You're so jelly. No, that's what happens, brother. Like it's like
you're so crazy to me. Like I'm the guy to a festival that has 100,000 people there and start making women are like telling me like my husband wasn't here. How long have you been playing? How long have you been playing the harmonica? I plan to be a musician, sir. You knew you said you were
I can get that wherever I go. Wherever I go, I can get that. Oh my god, he's I want to be good. I want to with I want to with the people that are like actually really good. So, it's like I can get that anywhere, wherever I go or whatever, any bar, any festival I want, I can the out,
dude. And get a crowd. any panel I go on. But it's like I really want to with the good people. Awesome would take that really good. All right, that's who I'm not even jelly. I just want to be as good as them at some point. I want to be as good as like the really good people. See that? That's now you're talking more
realistic. Just say, you know, I love music. So, hey, show me. Show me what you're good at. Oh my god. I'm good at with retards like you. No, you're not. You're nonsense. So, I'm going to blow your pants up. You're a joke. You're a joke. I'm Mr. Big Pipes, brother. All right. I'm 6'
three. I got eight and a half inch and I shred the blues. Let's go. Well, go ahead and shred it for me. He still hasn't played Sweet Judy Blue Eyes, which is what started all this.
Pathetic. My socks are blowing off there. All the ladies are their panties are wet right now and they're going to throw them at you. Yeah, I agree. Stop with the weird. Hey, you just you just rocking you just
rocking and rolling, dude. You're natural. Oh, this dude like songs about Evan or Yeah, you could tell he's he's an amateur. His mic isn't even set up right. on top. Are you going to Are you a rocking and a rolling,
sir? Are you going to jam those sweet blues?
How are you not embarrassed?
I wrote a song about something like
this. This is your time to shine, buddy. Don't blow it.
Virto playing folks. Someone in chat said 40. Uh, Kroger.
So, Curtis, uh, Mr. Big Pipes is tell is showing us how much he jams right now. He calls himself a virtuoso player. Y, shut the up. Like, you suck. like play the bass or shut the
up.
Unbelievable. Jeez, you're a joke, dude. Look at you.
Wait for it. You going to do anything? You just blew my socks off. Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna do that. What the You just blew my socks off, man. That was incredible.
Oh, you excuse me. Take a look at yourself. Come on,
guy. Vrioso, folks.
These are simple blues licks and you can't even do those.
I've known beginners who were better to be honest.
How are you not embarrassed?
I still, you know, I take it all back. That was amazing. That was still playing. I I just said I'd take it all back. You're still crying. You're still crying, brother. There's no crying. Said it was amazing. You really are talented. Take it all back.
I mean, BB King is is just, you know, he stole from you. Really? Let's be real.
These aren't even in intermediate blues licks. These are beginner blues licks. And you're still them up. Yeah, it's cuz I'm do it. No, no thanks. I passed.
So, this isn't the character that you're playing. This is really
you. You're slightly better at the harp than you are that guitar. Slightly better.
You don't even have the dexterity in your
fingers. What's up? Do you have some layers to add door? Are you going to leave me in? Pull my socks off. Can't really hear face. No, wait. No, no, I'm not. Oh, you still can. You just blew my socks off, dude. That was amazing.
I can really see that 131 IQ.
Almost in key. Almost. I'm sitting on top of the screen on Sunday that I
that come running holding up your hand as power.
Yeah, he's really getting into it. You can see You can see in his face. He He practices in the mirror. Those those rock face, you know, the I'm feeling it, baby. Yeah, I'm feeling it, baby. This is the blues, baby. Yeah, I'm a goddamn rock star.
Yeah, I can just see the ladies throwing their panties at you right
now. I'm surprised that pedo mustache isn't getting in the way of the heart plan.
The the voice really makes
it s.
Yeah. Robert Zimmerman, you're not, sir.
Again, this is the gentleman that called himself a virto player not too long ago. You know, he's a Billy Strings. The Neil's Klein. This guy. What are we doing? We're crying. We're crying.
All right. A little something like this.
Focus. Look at those faces. He practiced those faces. He's really good at it. Look at
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Daniel got it. I wrote a song about I don't want to hear it. A little something like
this. Here we go. Yeah. Well, he's shaking the headband off. Jesus play. He's really really Oh, you got no jam, dude. He got no jam, Oh, he's getting angry.
I messed it up. I'm the misses, brother. He grabbed his own titty. Why did you grab your Oh, I'm so strong. I'm so strong. I don't work out, bro. I don't work out, brother. You got little twiggy alien arms, dude. I'm only 6' three, dude.
I'm only 6 foot three, dude. I'm only 6' Sing it for us. you're just a crybaby And I'm totally beat your ass. Go ahead. Sing it for
us. Sing it. What's the feeling? I got pissed dude. Just get use your jug. Your piss jug. Mr. Big Pipes. Uh, like and subscribe. I'm talking about yourself in the third person. It's creepy and weird. No, I am, dude. You are creepy and weird. I know. I can't tell you. Like, no. This is my
reality, right? No, I know. No, I'm Mr. Big. More people than I can ever respond to. It's crazy. I'm sorry. Sometimes I don't respond to people. I feel like a dick. I feel like a dick because I'm like I don't respond to all your messages. I try to read the
text, but I don't respond to your DMs in the bottle already. I got in the bottle, dude. I get I don't know, man. I just like to be alone. I just like to be alone sometimes. But I appreciate that. I get like I doubt that. I doubt like anytime I check my Instagram, it's like 20 people like, "Hey dude, can we play music together?" Or like, "Are you in
like are you in this region?" Like I want to jam with you and I appreciate it. I'm just like I just want to be alone. You're a liar. You can't play. We just watched you. We just like I appreciate that so many people watch. Like it's crazy. I'm just We just watched you play and it was awful. You're a terrible. No, I was
chilling. I can't really hear. I got to pee. I got to pee. Hold on. I'm got to go pee in a bottle. Hey, get your uh get your guitar out. Maybe I'll like make a music project if you're good. Like if if you give my respect as a musician, I'll let you know real quick. You're not a musician. And I don't just
like being like it's weird. You're a pretender. You're a pretender. I think you're you're a pretender. And it's like I don't respect pretender. You're pretender. What's the word for that music? Show me. All right. Well, show me your music, dude. Show me your YouTube channel. No, I'm not actually. Just tell me how many millions of views I got, brother. On my
YouTube channel. How many million? You had 132 views on your last No, just tell me the mill. What is it? Uh 7 million 7 million views. You don't want to say it. You don't want to say I am right now, sir. Holy I I had 300 watch hour.
I actually live for 3 hours and I had 300 watch hours. What the Who the was watching my that long? That's crazy. I don't know. Thank you guys. Thank you for the watch. I appreciate the memberships and uh like
then I'm like of the month folks. I'm monetized because I'm so live stream. I'm a vegan patriot. you just you just played for us. Patriot. They like, "Guys, you interested, please?" I got my phone's about to die. Sorry. Go a
hurry up. Go piss. My phone is about to die here. 100 views on a three-hour video. That's insane. No, I'm a I'm a vegan patriot managing moderator. 100 hour uh Excuse me. 100 views on a three-hour video. That's so good. And you got Twiggy. Oh my god. Why does it look like that? I
haven't worked out in like a month, dude. All I see is Why does it look like that? I haven't worked out in a month, dude. Like, I literally haven't done that in like a month. What the So, yeah. You like the needle then, huh? Look like my beautiful hair. Oh, I got
them. I want to see your ceiling. Uh, I noticed a lot of that drop ceiling doesn't have tiles and you're surrounded by piss bottles. Uh, I I think I found we found a winner. Kro, I love that he pisses in bottles. I
do. You can, Night, man. You You absolutely can. Chibi's rolling her eyes, but you didn't hear him talking about his massive wang, Chibi. Uh, and how he sent it to Psych uh, as a flex to us. It's very strange. And, uh, you know, he did say
he's a virtuoso player, but he just proved that's true. He shut me right up. I want a camper tour, too. You know what? Let's work on that. If he's if he lives with his mom and dad, then there's no way that's going to happen. But we can try. We can
try. We can try dude. Oh, I was so happy he played for us. And for those who missed it, uh, Paige asked him to play a song for and he said he wants to play something very pretty. Um,
so apparently he finds Paige attractive. and he says he wants to uh play Paige a song by Crosby Stills and Ash called Sweet Judy Blue Eyes which is a very romantic song from the 60s that Stephen Still Stills wrote for Joanie Mitchell. It's a very hard song to play and he couldn't play it. So instead he started
playing uh Simon Garfuncle's uh Mrs. Robinson which is a song about an older woman banging a young boy. It's a song about that's three chords. Uh, so that's a lot of stuff. Which uh three chords you want to play? That's really funny. Oh, I was how you were gonna impress Paige by Type in chat which uh three
chords you want me to play right now for the song. I don't care. Well, if you don't care, but you're talking about it, but you're not being specific. Oh my god. Playing Mrs. Robinson. Like what do you get? Like this some like perverse like weirdo Like anyone like any real human being would call you out for it, but
you're a predator. You're a predator in my eyes, brother. You're a predator. How am I the predator? You're terrified of me. I'm not that cool, dude. Check it out, brother. Check it out, brother. Can I Can we see your your I'm just Mr. Big P. I'm just Mr. Big Pice. I'm only six. Is that like a pose you were doing? All
right, brother. I'll tell you what. I'll get my base. I can show you people that are way cooler than me that you should be more jealous of. But God damn, he's really jealous of me. I'm totally jealous. I tell you what, I'll bust my base out. I'll go to If you're cool at any moment, like I might like I I would actually like I'm friends with like a
lot of crazy people. A star. He pisses off the everyone I do. You're so bad that you're afraid to try. That sucks. I just said I'll go my base and I'll people that are like suck people that absolutely suck and try and are honest about it and real about it. I respect them more than I'd ever respect
you. For real, dude. I would I will go get my app and play. That's real, dude. All right. You can be whatever you want. You're a pretender. You're a pretender, dude. I get You're a predator pretender. You pretend to be. You're You want to be like an online stalker and you're mad at me cuz you recognize I'm better and
smarter than people you try to pray on. Sorry, dude. Yeah, you got me. That's the real life, dude. Thank you for admitting it. Thank you for admitting it, brother. I'm dead on. You're absolutely. All right, cuz I'm actually like I'm Mr. Big Pipes, brother. If you're as close as me, you
have seven million views. You would. You're not. You had 130. You're the predator. You're the predator, dude. Sorry. Okay, I will go get my base and play if you give us a toy. No, dude. I've dealt with like like predators like you. They They have the same They're like, "Where's the smart guy?" Like, "No,
you're not, dude. Just like like I say, name it or shut the up. Name it or shut my naming. You're not You're making excuses. You're crying. I just said I would get my bass and play. You're not naming it, Get your bass and play it. Blow my panties off. impress me. So, check it out. All right, When you
want to impress real like me, brother, you blow my panties off. That's how you do it. Figure it out, panties. All right, I'm setting the standard. That's weird. You This is going to happen in real life, brother. Like, get used to it. So, try it. I'm giving you a I'm getting the I'm giving you a I'm getting the the mulligan here. Why are you wearing panties?
That's strange. He's still crying. I will get my bass and I will I don't hear the bass, dude. You said I'll play, but I want a tour of your camper. Okay, play your orange amp. I want to hear anything else but music. I will go time as a musician, brother.
Dude, it's a it's a Shut the up and play your music. Shut the up. You're not playing your music. All right, this is where you get kicked at. All right. This is where you get kicked out. This is where you get kicked out of the jury desic. Don't This is where I'd be like, "Yo, boys. That's where you what? Yo, this guy, we need to get rid of him. That's what
would happen to IRL, dude. I'd your up." No, I I highly doubt it. Now you're being rude. Get the out. Get the out, Now you're being disrespectful. Am I? This is what would happen in real life. I I promise you. Now being disrespectful. I've done this a dozen times with dorks, dude. And you can try. You can try. It's not going to be easy, dude. It's not going to be
easy. It'll never be easy. Doesn't work on people like me, dude. No, I'm trying to chill. Like, everyone's trying to chill and like, play your or shut the up. Get the out. I said I will play my bass like you requested if you give us a tour of your RV. I think that's fair. What the dude? You're I want the out of here. Get the out of here. Cheers. Yeah. Take
another shot and keep the pain away. Keep the delusions going by keep drinking. Yep. You're an amazing musician. Yep. You sing the blues. All right. Thank you. Y you have a massive wang. All right. Keep telling yourself that. I do. It's one of the big You keep telling us. I mean I It's the way I was born. I
don't know. Like my brothers would tell me you have a giant dick when I was interest. My brothers be like, "Oh yeah, Ryan's got a giant penis." That's an interesting uh exchange. Why would your brothers tell you that? And what? Well, because it was like a joke.
Like, dude, like look at our little brother. He's got a like giant dick. Like, what the You're Were they messing and then I got taller than all of them. I got taller and I'm 6'3. I do. I play the Are they older or younger brothers?
Uh, How old are my brothers? They're I don't know. Like like Are they older or younger? It's a simple question. 45 and like 48 or some I don't know. So your brothers are telling me that you're hanging pipe. You don't find that odd? Oh yeah, my
brothers know I got a giant penis. They do. Sorry. Cuz there's been artists like there's been artists that have like drawn my dick or they know about it and they're like, "Yeah, yeah, you got to refer to your dick. I'm sorry. I was
born this way. Yeah, nice way little bro with my with my massive IQ as born with a giant penis and like about the 131 IQ. That's fantastic. No, it's 136. Oh, 136. I'm mistaken. My bad. My bad.
Yeah, I mean the gifted programs when I was in like third grade like there's only eight people in the state that I'm serious. What's the name it? You're from Missouri and you talk like that. Can I get a like St. Louis, Ohio has a very neutral accent.
California actress from Starbucks in LA. Specifically St. Louis cuz that was like the Oregon Trail and They don't say jelly. They don't talk like that. That's a madeup Kardashian LA. I don't know, man. I speak how I speak voice. I speak how I feel and we can
talk about accents. It's phony. I like accents. It's pretend. Just like musician. That's also pretend. No, I'm actually musician. I'm not nonsense. We've been We've been listening to you for hours and you haven't proven. Yeah, you've been listening to me. Oh my god.
Now you're being dumb. Now you're being so dumb. I got How am I being dumb? Like I'm Mr. What is your name referred to? Is Is that in reference to your penis? Well, keep pouring those Keep pouring the shots down your mouth and keep the pain away. Keep living in those delusions sir.
I wonder I would love to talk to your Do you live with your mom or your father? I would love to speak to them. Very curious of their thoughts on you. You think they would talk to me? I could be uh I can barely hear you. Dude, unless I hear music like that can Are you going to play the music, dude?
I told you I'll get my amp and my bass. All right. You have an orange you've been talking about. So, play it. If you give us a a tour of your trailer, it's your turn, buddy. Play it. I will. If you get give us play your I want to tour your trailer. I want to see the filth that you live in. Wait, that one's all up. Let's
get the a tour of the trailer, buddy, and we can jam out. What do you mean? Like if you're a real musician right now, I never claim to be a musician. No, no, you're not a real musician. I would call it right now. Real musicians. Man, you the I am. You don't know who the I played with, dude. I
played with like real professionals and the way I'd name this right now. You get it. You're not You're not the real. I am the real deal. I'm the real uh you're professionals. Hey dork, professionals will play with
me cuz I'm good. Are you though? Are you keep crying? Keep crying.
Can we get a tour of your camper, please? I want to see the filth that you live in. I bet you there's piss bottles all around you. There's piss bottles all around you. I know it. I have a bet with Krog and this will settle it. Dude, you you're barely playing that
thing. Possum is a I know a guy on on YouTube named Pawsome. He's not around anymore, but he smokes on the banjo, dude. Sucks. Oh yeah. So like he's a presenter. This is like a video I did with like a guy that was like pretending to play piano. It's the same You can call him out
real quick. He has no idea. He has no idea how to play music. No, the guy's actually really All right, dude. Hey, dude. All right, so last chance back me up on this. I don't even want to speak on it. But the guy's amazing. He's amazing talent. He could smoke on a banjo. And you sir are are not playing it well.
Want to go like that's interesting. Blue gang. So you're a trust fun kid. So you don't have to work. You're just a spoiled
brat. Hannah, no one gives a about the people's podcast drama that you're trying to bring here. Nobody. No one. No one cares. Well, if he's a trust fund baby, I I would love to interview his parents.
I would love to talk to him. I love puppets, too.
They uh raise a spoiled entitled little douchebag here.
So if your parents give you that money all at once you're going to this would be the worst dream. Like dude you're fake. You're fake. I called you out. You're fake. There's no way that you're like you know anything about music. How are your parents? This is real life, dude. I will call you. Your parents loaded. You can't play that Destroy if you have no idea what's
going on there, dude. Like, you're capable. Like, is this your joke? Hey guys, I pretend to be I pretend to be a musician online to stalk and harass people like musician, sir. I don't. That's who you are. That's you. That's your jam. I'm Mr. Big Pipes. I go to hippie festivals and rock the out, dude. Everyone loves me, dude. I've been
the more hippie festival. Oh my god. You like dude, go to hippie festival. Hey, this is like my stalker guys. I went to Clifford the like weird psycho stalker. I went to the Clifford ball. It's weird, dude. Why is that weird? Well, kind of weird. I was a lot of drugs. I did a lot a lot of drugs there. I don't care. Like
um what I care about is you like claiming you're a bass player and play your I don't I again I'm not playing to be a musician. I used to be pretty good and I played with an open tuning. I got the banjo. I don't even have all the strings. I I for the five strings, brother. Dude, you suck.
Dude, I can just by the way you position your hands on a guitar, I can tell you can't play. You're an absolute phony. Look how jelly. He's so jelly. It's so weird. Like, yo, dude. When I see people at instrument talking like a 40-year-old man, I'm like, what are they doing? What are they doing? They're practicing. They're not talking
I've never seen anyone just like talk and stalky stalking. It doesn't work like that. But check it out. If you want to be honestly, you were more interesting when you were a junkie.
Yeah, let let the playing, you know, do the
talking. If you can post it, Blue, I would be very grateful. I don't know if you have a wrench,
though. Ah, you don't have a wrench.
It's like, if you're watching, can you give uh Blue Gang a wrench, please?
Dude, your hands barely moving. It's obvious you're not playing that thing. More harmonica. Harmonica. I need more. How are you not embarrassed? Still talking I I have to believe this is Mr. Big Pies, brother. I 10
out of 10. No, I'm not a pretender. I got 7 million views. Like, check it out. Whenever I go live, dude, whenever I want to go live, I don't got a leash off no one. I'll just do my stupid and people tell me I'm awesome. So, you, poster.
People tell me I'm awesome. I can play the blues. But if you're down to
collab, tell me about your YouTube channel. Well, Hannah know what a psych is. You don't got a YouTube channel. You're talking to Mr. Big. If I leave, it's just going to be him. You do have I'm got the balls.
I am getting bored of him though. But if I leave, it's just going to be him.
Yeah, I I you're right. I can't stand KZ either, but he he docks his children, so there's that. All right. You know what? You're on your own, Bag Pipes. Have fun,
buddy. Have fun. Have fun. Uh, bag pipes. Don't leave us with this weirdo. Yeah, I I I constantly attack KZ because I know what he is. You apparently don't know what he is or you wouldn't made that comment.
I do.
We'll do. We'll do, Blue Gang. I appreciate you. Thank you. All right, I had enough of this buffoon. Uh, have fun entertaining the crowd there, buddy.
Oh, you see my
sounds. I don't like it. Do it better. Sounds flat. For
real. I'm trying, brother.
Oh, I shot
You know what? For real, I'm Mr. Big Pipes. I play the banjo. Like, I'm down to chill. I really care, man. Like, I'm a Iron Man triathlete, dude. you, I'm
trying. No, but like, yeah, I don't know. I'm a triathlete I'm a triathlete A triathlete That's how much I suffer and kick ass. Like, let's see your straa
dork. Okay. Oh my. Do I need a straa? I need a straa. These dorks. yours without
YouTubing take your little bicycle a mountain kick ass suffer a lot breathe really hard then you get like dorks trying to like these pretenders. It's like it's literally like you can do it with music
too. It's like these dudes talking like put your sh Hey dude, play me a very basic beginner chord like like they're so insecure that I can play a G chord and that's a troll. I asked you to play a G
chord and you never answered it. It's weird. Like if I was chilling with a real human being, like the people I chilled with last week. Oh my god, dude. No, I'm being real. Some pretty girls there.
Remember, everyone wanted to be Mr. Big pie friend. I'm not lying, brother. Not lying. Everyone was like, "Oh my god. Thank you. I'm getting DM.
That's I
don't know.
Good coffee.
Hi guys. There fall asleep. Hi baby.
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