Episode 1552 of the Cult of Psyche podcast is a spontaneous late-night episode where the host, Psyche, engages in an unscripted and unpredictable discussion, including a song and a fictional scenario with a character named Alex.
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The episode starts with a poetic introduction, setting the tone for the night ▶ 0:01. Psyche then begins to discuss the tarot and the mysteries of the universe ▶ 0:42. The conversation takes a turn as Psyche starts to tell a story about a character named Alex, who is a cop with a crush on a woman named Paige ▶ 2:23. The story is presented in a lyrical and musical format, with Psyche singing about Alex's feelings and desires ▶ 2:26. After the song, Psyche addresses his audience, warning them to behave and respect the space ▶ 7:38. He also discusses the importance of being real and respectful in the chat ▶ 9:18. Later, Psyche plays the song again, this time with some modifications ▶ 12:13. The episode continues with Psyche engaging in a fictional scenario with Alex, where he pretends to be a cop pulling someone over ▶ 16:20. The conversation is lighthearted and playful, with Psyche and his guest joking around ▶ 17:40.
The episode appears to explore themes of creativity, spontaneity, and playfulness. Psyche's use of music and storytelling suggests a desire to tap into the subconscious and explore the mysteries of the universe. The episode also touches on the idea of respect and boundaries in online communities, with Psyche emphasizing the importance of being respectful and considerate of others. The fictional scenario with Alex adds a lighthearted and humorous element to the episode, highlighting the importance of not taking oneself too seriously.
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Welcome to the night. The cards laid out for show. Stars shining so bright. Watch the secrets unfold. There's magic in her hands. Whisper what the future holds.
Dance to the mystery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, let the tarot move with the rhythm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Flow. Hearts in the balance. Every card an open door. Feel the romance in every arcane war. Destiny
entwined as the moon begins to soar. Dance to the mystery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let the tarot go with the rhythm.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Crystal visions and her gaze. Time can steal this
moment. Life's uncertain dance we chase with love. Woen pen dance to the mystery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So,
let the tarot move with the rhythm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wo.
Alex walks a beat in the city light. Splashing blues under New York nights, but his heart's up north where the rivers run free with a blondhaired beauty from Maple Country. He's got a badge of dream and a thing for a laugh. Caught a glimpse of her smile. Now he's doing the math from the Bronx to the bush. Oh, he's thinking real deep.
Paige, are you the one I've been missing in my sleep? Hey, will you fall in love with me? Swap your fishing rod for a badge and a be. I'll bring the charm. You bring the beer. Baby, I'll be really right here. We'll build a fire from a city spark.
Hunting love in the big old dark. So, what do you say? Let's rewrite destiny page. Will you fall in love with me? Paige, will you fall in love with me? He dreams of her boots in his uptown bed, laughing at the dumbass jokes he
said. She's gunning trout. He's eating steak somewhere in the middle. They both take a break. He'd trade his nightstick for a fishing pole. Chase her laughter like it's his patrol. Oh, Paige, don't you know you're the catch of the day? And this cop's got one hell of a line to
say. age. Will you fall in love with me? I'll buy the truck. You ride shop gun free. We'll mix moss and ice with whiskey pride. City boy can ride or keep the peace. Keep it wild. Together we'll tame
each other's styles. What do you say, baby? Set me free. Page. Will you fall in love with me? You clean, you kill like you clean house. I just want to kiss that pretty mouth. You fish, you hunt, you drink like a king. Damn girl, you make my sirens sing.
Hey, will you fall in love with me? Let's blend our flags and plant a tree. I'll hold you close like a whole line. Give you my heart and maybe my spine. I'm just a cop with a country dream.
Bonfires, dear, and a northern queen. Say the word girl, give me that key. Page, will you fall in love with me? Come on, Paige. What do you say? New York's got nothing to smile anyway.
your way. >> Come on, Paige. What do you say? New York's got nothing on your smile anyway.
Smooth milk. From the shadows of the subconscious to the chaos of the cosmic scrolls. This is psyche awakens. Crowd whoosh. Sparkly chimes. Thunder crack. >> You smooth mystical. >> Yo, welcome to the madness. Buckle in
tight. Tear it on deck. Third eye in flight. Truths get told, eos unfold. We stir the soul with a durf cold. Panels be popping. Trolls be dropping spirits in the chat and the vibes ain't stopping. Lenor's on guard. Tricks bringing love. Lola Rudy marbles fam from above. Slightly awake. Step in the flame. We
call your truth. We say your name. It's wild. It's real. It's soul deep play. Now grab your tea and slay the day. Slightly awake. Don't look away. Your shadows talk and it came to stay. We laugh, we cry, we speak, we scream. Live from the madness. This ain't no dream.
This ain't no dream. This show may awaken parts of you you tried to forget.
Good luck with that.
This show may awaken parts of you or you tried to forget. Good luck with that.
where the vibes are wild. They're simple, but y'all can't seem to follow them. So, here's a little song to make it real. No hate speech. Don't test that line. Don't care if it's soft or your hard time. You say it, you gone. Don't play confused. This ain't that show. We don't make those moves. No slander. Yeah, I
said what I said. You toss more fake dirt than a Reddit thread. WWE got nothing on this chat. False accusations, man. Cut that crap. Behave yourself. It ain't that hard. Put your chaos on a leash in the backyard. No ducks and no dicks, no karaoke. If you break the rules, you get the
spanking. Now he's got the paddle and she ain't afraid to swing. So bow to the vibe and don't do dumb things. Why is your avatar somebody's face? Real names, real pics. This ain't your place. Posting addresses like it's Halloween. You better send pizza with that scheme. No nudity, we beg and plead Aldi. No one wants your
balls on screen. Flirty diamond and stop the solo act. Those melted kisses ain't bringing sexy back. >> It ain't that hard. Put your chaos on a leash in the backyard. No ducks and no dicks, no karaoke kings. If you break the rules, you get the spanking.
Yeah. And she ain't afraid to swing. So bow to the vibe and don't do dumb things. This ain't your bathroom concert tour. This ain't your only fans preview. This is Psyche Awakens. A sacred space where trolls come to die
and souls come to shine. I don't come to your house and poop on the table. So don't come to mine and drop a deuce on my panel. Respect the host, respect the guests, or get digitally dragged publicly blessed. Amen. Behave yourself. It ain't that hard. Don't feed the chaos
in my terrible yard. No slurs, no lies, no nude surprise. Just chill, be real, and open your eyes. If you can't respect it, then take your leave. But if you're cool, then baby,
you can breathe. Cuz psych little grin. And if you test her, spanking time begins.
You've been warned over
Hold on, guys.
Oh Hold on. Hello. I'm here. I mean, gosh, guys. I just want to play a song. I was trying to get it ready for you guys and everyone left and God, you're such jerks. It's okay, though. Uh, I need to fix the song. Obviously, it refers to me as a female.
I did not catch that on the lyrics. I'm going to redo it. I like it cuz I like the lyrics. I'll be right back. Oh, goodness gracious.
I'm not gonna leave you guys bored here. I'll play it again. Here, I'll play this page song again. Right back. Right back. I promise.
Alex walks a beat in a city light. Flashing blues under New York nights. But his heart's up north where the rivers run free with a blondhaired beauty from Maple Country. He's got a badge of dream and a thing for a laugh. Caught a glimpse of her smile. Now he's doing the math. From the Bronx to the bush. Oh, he's thinking real deep. Paige, are you the one I've been missing
in my sleep? Hey, will you fall in love with me? Swap your fishing rod for a badge and a be. I'll bring the charm. Bring the fear. Baby, I'll be really right here. We'll build a fire from a city spark. Hunting
love in the big old dark. So what do you say? Let's rewrite destiny. Paige, will you fall in love with me? Paige, will you fall in love with me? He dreams of her boots in his uptown bed, laughing at the dumbass jokes he
said. She's gunning trout. He's eating a steak. Somewhere in the middle. They both take a break. He'd trade his nightstick for a fishing pole. Chase laughter like it's his patrol. Oh, Paige, don't you know you're the catch of the day? And this cop's got one hell of a line to say. Paige, will you fall
in love with me? I'll buy the truck. You ride shot free. We'll mix moss and ice with whiskey pride. City boy can ride. I'll keep the peace. Keep it wild. Together we'll tame each other's styles. What do you say,
baby? Set me free. Page. Will you fall in love with me? You clean like you clean house. I just want to kiss that pretty mouth. You fish, you hunt, you drink like a king. Damn girl, you make my siren sing.
Hey, will you fall in love with me? Let's blend our flags and plant a tree. I'll hold you close like a whole line. Give you my heart, baby, my spine. I'm just a cop with a country dream.
Bonfires, deer, and a northern queen. Say the word, girl. Give me that key, page. Will you fall in love with me? Come on, Paige. What you say? New York's got nothing smile.
Come on, Paige. What do you say? New York's got nothing on your smile anyway.
Okay, hold on. I did it, guys. Hold on. Let me take the one off. Hi. What's up? Propaganda. No propaganda. We got I'll be right back. I I'm trying to like do this real quick. Do I have something else to play? I don't really. Here, watch this for a second. >> Alex, what are you What are you gonna do to me if I you pull me over? I'm I've been speeding on the on the freeway.
What are you gonna do to me? >> I'm gonna say, "Sir, license and registration." I'm gonna pretend it's bad. I'm gonna say, "Step out of the car and I'm going to throw you in the bushes." In the bushes. I'm gonna the out of you in the bushes. Okay. >> My god. >> I'm in the in the trees on the side of
the highway. I'm gonna just give it to you and then that's it, my man. And I'm going to get in my cop and just go on my Okay.
in the trees but on the side of the highway. I'm going to just give it to you and then that's it, my man. I'm going to get in my cop car and just go on my way. Unless you want to go to jail, I can just handcuff your ticket to get to jail or I can you on the side of the highway. It's up to you, my man. Okay. And guys, everyone Alice be controversial, but Alice is he's a sweet
guy. He's a sweet guy. >> I'm very sweet. My sweetheart. I'm a lollipop. You can lick me like a lollipop. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop? >> Alex. Alex, can I try? Can I Can I Can I lick your Tootsie Pop, Alex? >> Oh, yeah, babies. >> Oh my god. Okay. I I got I love this guy. This This He's my little He's my
He's my cuddy buddy. He's my It's He's my cuddy buddy. He gets in the He has a police uniform. He handcuffs to the bed and he fs the f out of me.
Oh Oh My gosh. That was embarrassing. Oh my gosh. I remember that day. It was It was an interesting day because I I'll be right back. I swear the song's almost ready. It's almost ready.
I promise you I'll be back. Okay, hold on. I'll be right there. I'm going to send it a No, I'm I'm ready now. I'm ready now. I have it ready. Here. I got it. I'm going to add it real quick. Oh my god. This better not take a long time. Hold on. Okay. Drive. Okay. Got it. I got it. I got it. Guys, don't leave me. Don't leave me. Don't leave me. I'm trying to like do as fast as I can. Okay. I found it. I found it.
Oh. Okay. It's working. It's working. You guys ready to hear the new song? So, this is the new song. Okay. It's almost done. It's processing. It's almost done. Just watch a second. You'll love it. You'll love it. It's about Yeah, I'll put these trolls there. There we go. Here you go, guys. This is from your new
psyche awaken song. Enjoy. Welcome to the temple of trolls and tarot where the vibes are wild and the rules. They're simple but y'all can't seem to follow them. So here's a little song to make it real clear. No hate speech.
Don't test that line. Don't care if it's soft a hard time. You say it, you gone. Don't play confused. This ain't that show. We don't make those moves. No slander. Yeah, I said what I said. You toss more fake dirt than a Reddit thread. WWE got nothing on this chat. False accusations, man. Cut that crap.
Behave yourself. It ain't that hard. Put your chaos on a leash in the backyard. No ducks and no disc. No karaoke kings. If you break the rules, you get the spanking. Yes, got the paddle and he ain't afraid
to swing. So bow to the vibe and don't do dumb things. Why is your avatar somebody's face? Real names, real pics. This ain't your place. Posting addresses like it's Halloween. You better send pizza with that scheme. No nudity. We beg and plead all. No one wants your balls on screen. Flirty diamonds. Stop
the solo act. Those melted kisses ain't bringing sexy back. Behave yourself. It ain't that hard. Put your chaos on a leash in the backyard. No ducks and no ducks. No karaoke kings. If you break the rules, you get the spanking.
Yes, I got the paddle and he ain't afraid to swing. So bow to the vibe and don't do dumb things. This ain't your bathroom concert tour. This ain't your only fans preview. This is Psyche Awakens. A sacred space where trolls come to die
and souls come to shine. I don't come to your house and poop on the table. So don't come to mine and drop a deuce on my panel. Respect the host, respect the guests, or get digitally dragged publicly blessed. Amen. Behave yourself. It ain't that hard.
Nah, don't be the chaos in my terror. No slurs, no lies, no nude surprise. Just chill, be real, and open your eyes. If you can't respect it, then take your lead. But if you're cool, then baby you
can breathe. The psyche's watching with that sil grin and if you test him spanking time begin you've been warned behave
Whoa. What's good? What's up, guys? Hold on. Hi guys. You like that? Okay. I I did my best. I did my best on that. It'll be spanking time. Hold. I'll got the lyrics. I got it on. There we
go. What's up, guys? Here I am. Here I am. The one that you love. The one that you remember that song. That was a good song. Hold. Let me plug this light in. Yeah. I mean, it's a cute I think that was cute. I mean, I change I fixed it a little bit. It did bleep out the word dicks. I don't know why I didn't on the first time, but second time, I guess it
was too much for it, but it still was a good song. Guys, if you say you think I'm not good at AI, you know, just listen to that song. Oh, what's that? Hold on. Guys, also I was showing some stuff today. I don't know if you've seen this. I made I'm doing the tarot card deck, the Psyche Awakens Tarot deck.
So, first I was doing the lovers and I was like, you know, trying to do spunky just think they're on the devil card, but I made this lovers. It's similar to the devil card. So, I came up with this first, which is like kind of disappointing. I was like, okay, I a little bit simple. I like I wanted it better illustrated like more detail because it is like, you know, it is good. I mean, it's good. It got basically me as the angel and Raphael
and they're, you know, they're in the Adam and Eve kind of thing. She is she they're all covered up. Okay. So I I said do a better detail. So they did this one. Whoa. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I was looking for, right? A little more realistic. Oh, look at He looks pretty good there, too. So that was better. And look, there's me, too. And there's the snake on it. And look, it says S plus J. Thanks, Spunky plus Justin. Okay, so that was cute.
Okay, you want to see the other cute one I did? I was like, okay, so it's like do a wheel doing the wheel of fortune card. But I was like, "Do the wheel of fortune." But you know, I don't know if you will know who this is, but I was like, "Oh, but me and Emma playing like Wheel of Fortune the game." Emma Levi, right? So, first they did this and it's like, "Okay." I was like, "Well, I was like, "Well, we're not." I was like, "Make us we look like we're
sitting in court or like make us look like we're like having fun on like a game show. Like we're excited, right?" So, they made this one. Okay. So, it's a little bit better, but I was like still I was like there's something missing from it. I was like I I was like, "Can you just uh do it like you know, a little bit bigger?" Like, you know, we're spinning the wheel. It's a game. We're playing the game show.
Okay. And so here's the final one they did with that one. Pretty good. I I'm impressed. Wheel of Fortune. Okay. Finally. I was like, "Okay, let's do one more card. Let's try Let's try doing a rough draft of the tower." And um the tower card. Do I have it here? Where is it? Oh, yeah. Okay. And I said, "And put me and Beta." They said
there's a couple people following from the building. I said, "Put me and Beta doing it. Let's make a stars to the card." So, here's the tower with Beta and I. So, I hope you like that. I mean, it's like pretty cool. I think they're pretty cool. I think I like that that actually the tower card. Maybe it's called the towers. Maybe called the towers, but called the tower card. And there's the eye. I mean, it's like it's just
perfect, right? Do you like it? You wear a cucumber leaf. I don't know. I think they used the they used the I don't care if Sig wants to link. If Sig wants to link, you know, Sig can talk to me nicely. I don't know if Sig has to listen to the he has to like take a test on the uh on the psyche spanking song. Honest question. She basically has told you go away in every way possible. Will
you ever let her still like her so much? I'm not just being so so um sweetie, you're saying. So I haven't bothered her. I haven't gone to her. I haven't talked to her once. I haven't written contact anyway. Am I allowed to still like somebody? She is a celebrity. She She is a uh This tower is very sick. You
like it? Okay. Yeah, she is a celebrity. She has 25,000 YouTube subscribers. So, she's a public figure. So, I'm allowed to like her still and I can post um I can use her image uh in my tarot card. Maybe it's not her. Maybe it's someone that looks just like her. Maybe it's not her. Okay. You're the one that tells us all the Yeah, I know. I tell I tell you the truth about it, but I'm not like supposed to be like, "Oh, everybody."
I'm not bothering her. Okay. I'm making a card. And that's Vita in this card. It's not even Emma. It was in the Wheel of Fortune being like a little like a nod to the succubus thing. Yeah. Yeah. It does look like her. Okay. So, chill. Chill. It does look like her. Looks like her. Va has you blocked. But, are you sure you didn't block yourself? Okay,
sweet pe. But I'm just saying you're like being very personal about it. Like I'm allowed to like anybody I want. I'm not I'm not bothering anybody. Like I don't know. It's like you you're making it sound like I'm doing something bad, but I'm not. I'm allowed to like anybody. You think it's funny? Okay. I don't know if Yeah. So she you But then log into your You need to chill.
Yeah, you do. You need to chill, sweet pee. You do because you know what? You're a little bit of a You're a little bit mean sometimes. You're a little bit like, "Oh, I'm just going to make fun of Psyche." Like, oh, you know, I'm just going to make fun of him, but then it's like, "Oh, it's a joke. You know, that's what that's what psychopaths say. Oh, it's just a joke. I'm just joking about when I when I say, you know, you're going to choke on a to death on a honey drizzle biscuit. Okay.
Okay. Well, I I didn't mean to I didn't mean to bother you or you think you you think I over Okay, sweet pea. I'm just sweet. It's just humor. It's just humor. Don't worry. I'm not overreacting.
That's how much That's how much I'm overreacting. I just took a chill pill. Okay. Oh, you never said you were joking. Oh, so you're serious. Oh, so you were serious. Okay, sweetie. I see how you are now. Can you give a sports recap? Yeah, it's a the 49ers lost. Football's over, guys. Just forget all
about it. Football's done. Anyway supposed that is that good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. How are you? Did you like the song, though? I'm going to I'll play it like a little bit late when more people come in. When there's 20 people coming in.
Um they It was true. Yeah, I'm pretty good. I am pretty good at uh sports. It's okay. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad. It didn't. Dude, you're making uh You're not making sense. I will not ever ask you that question again. Pinky. Okay. Please don't. I get very sensitive around questions about Emma because I'm
upset. Okay. She did me wrong. Okay. Who would have thought a succubus would do an ignorant man wrong? Okay. I don't go to live as much as I used to. Well, I think like the audience has kind of turned on me a little bit. It's not as much, you know, if it was like cool like, you
know, but no, it's like every even if I get a donation. Oh, we got a donation. Oh my god. It's like I can't I have one person that's donating to me and I get, you know, people are like mad about that. I mean, I don't know. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We're just joking. Let me see. Tom Flash ended a show. He wants to come up. Well, Tom Flash is banned from the show
because he put like CP on the poor mom like a couple times and he kept trying to do it. So, he's not coming up. He didn't hear the psyche song obviously. It's It's not allowed. That is really disgusting. And Tom Fl Okay, Tom Flash is like this character. It's It's like he's like he's not really He's just a It's like a joke. He's It's
a joke character. I don't even post links. No, I don't. Why do I want the trolls to despite me so easily if I the psyche song? Oh, you okay? You never last. We've always been here. Well, I don't know. A lot of you don't talk. I'll play the song again, but I want I'll wait for 20 people to come in the chat before I play it again. It is a psych. It's a new psyche. It's a rule song. I'm not I'm
not even a moderate. I'll make you a moderator, sweet pee. You're the first member. I I don't forget that, sweet pee. I love you, but it's like you're so mean to me. And so you're not I was like your name is Sweet Pea, but you're not so sweet sometimes. You're like, you know, you're like that baby on Popeye. His name is Sweet Pea. And you think, oh, it's gonna be nice. Is this a It's a miniature
Popeye. All it is is Popeye like as a baby and he's mean. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. The guy who has I mean was was it Sig? Cuz Sig is always Sig wants to go on piano. Sig, I promoted your stupid Rumble show enough. Okay. I know you get 20 viewers a show.
Okay. Okay. So, I get like 500 or more. Okay. Like a thousand. So, you you're milking my show for all you can. Sig. Okay. I know. Okay. It's fine. Sick. How about you throw How about you throw sponsor a panel one time? You know, 10 bucks out of a year. You can afford that, you know, $10 bottle of vodka.
Oh, sweetie, don't take it so seriously. You get so you get so you're so sensitive. I mean it's like this is called com this is called improvisational comedy. Maybe you won't think it's funny but I think it's funny. Okay. Well people in chat. Okay. So anyway you haven't left. The audience has left. Well nobody's coming here anymore. And then it's like people that do like today I was like begging people on the panel. It's like the panel is open. I was like our ghost
paid for it open. I don't know if it was nobody wants to talk to him or no one wants to talk to me. No one wants to talk to me anymore. Like everyone's mad at me for for like nothing. It's like what? Oh my god, someone donated money to you. Well, I'm sorry. It's like I'm going to make it the show better because of it. But sweetie, look at how you're react you're acting. You're overreacting. Like remember, it should be like, oh, okay,
he's a joke or it's a joke or you take it seriously. It's not going to be like I'm going to sit here argue about whether it's a joke or not or like you know, how offended am I going to be about it? Whatever. Whatever. I I can't worry about everybody's little feelings anymore. Oh my gosh, my feelings were hurt. Feelings aren't a thing. They're
like an idea. So, some idea in your head narcissistic injury. Oh, I apologize. Okay. So, sorry. You know, I get injuries, too. You understand? It's not easy being here 10 hours and then, you know, you poor mom. I have to delete the episode and everything's everything's
gone. Uh oh. I'm But look, but guys, she's not reacting. Who's the only one comment? Who's the evil one care? Sweetie, if you if you don't care if you don't care, you don't. It's like if you if you if you react saying something, if you keep repeat you keep replying to my thing, you're supposed to say, "Oh, okay. I get
it. He's trolling me. You're not supposed to say, "Oh, but I did this. I did that. I did that." Governor, I'm sorry. That was a bad English accent. I'm sorry. I did not mean to be okay. I know. You're under trouble now. The only one talking to you because everyone is scared of you right now.
You're yelling. I'm not yelling, guys. Are am I scary person? Am I scary? I'm just like this gay. I'm I'm just like the nicest gay person you could ever meet. Like really, I'm a gay person that doesn't care if you like call me F A G O. I don't care. I mean, it's like I'm like the chillst gay person in the world. And it's like I'm a
Okay. I don't know. Hi. I'm not scared. Hey, Electra. But here I want to play. Now, Electra's here. So, she counts as like 10 people to me because I love her so much. So, here's the song. I'll play the song one more time. Here's the rules. It's a rules by chat in a song. So, be entertained. I love you guys.
They're simple, but y'all can't seem to follow them. So, here's a little song to make it real. No hate speech. Don't test that line. Don't care if it's soft to hard time. You say it, you gone. Don't play confused. This ain't that show. We don't make those moves. No slander. Yeah, I said what I said. You toss more fake
dirt than a Reddit thread. WWE got nothing on this chat. False accusations, man. Cut that crap. Behave yourself. It ain't that hard. Put your chaos on a leash in the backyard. No ducks and no disc. No karaoke kings. If you break the rules, you get the
spanking. Yeah, he's got the paddle and he ain't afraid to swing. So bow to the vibe and don't do dumb things. Why is your avatar somebody's face? Real names, real pics. This ain't your place. Posting addresses like it's Halloween. You better send pizza with that scheme. No nudity. We beg and plead all. No one wants your
balls on screen. Flirty diamonds. Stop the solo act. Those melted kisses ain't bringing sexy back. Behave yourself. It ain't that hard. Put your chaos on a leash in the backyard. No ducks and no d. No karaoke kings. If you break the rules, you get the
spanking. Yes, I got the paddle and he ain't afraid to swing. So bow to the vibe and don't do dumb things. This ain't your bathroom concert tour. This ain't your only fans preview. This is Psyche Awakens,
a sacred space where trolls come to die and souls come to shine. I don't come to your house and poop on the table. So don't come to mine and drop a deuce on my panel. Respect the host, respect the guest, or get digitally dragged publicly blessed. Amen.
Behave yourself. It ain't that hard. Nah, don't be the chaos in my terror. No slurs, no lies, no noob surprise. Just chill, be real, and open your eyes. If you can't respect it, then take your lead. But if you're cool, then baby you
can breathe. Cuz he's watching with that silo grin. And if you test him spanking time begins, >> you've been warn
baby.
Oh, that's so good. How catchy. Do you like that one? It's baking time. Yes, I I'm getting a paddle. I have I have it. I'm just making out of wood. Hey guys, band sweepy. Almost almost. She's pushing it. Hi guys. I I love Sweet Pea actually. She's like, you know, Sweet Pea is the first member. I'm
not going to be mad at Sweet Pea. She's my first the first member of the show. It's like a It's like a love thing, you know? It's like I love Sweet Pea. So, it's a whole thing. You think I'm going to forget my first member? Am I Emma Leviathan? I'm going to forget my first member who was a member for six months. No,
I I won't do it. Sweet P. Don't Don't threaten me with a good time. A mod will do it if you annoy them enough. So they'll stop annoying the mods. Joe's not even a mod. Okay. Watch out for that elector woman. I'm just kid. I'm just kid. She's fine. >> B me. B me dead then. B me. >> I'm doing the British accent.
>> B me. Sucky. B me dead. B me dead. >> Is that what you sound like right now? I'm just saying. No, I'm just kidding. I love you. I love all you guys. I love all you guys. Hey, but did you like the song? That was a I think it was not a bad uh attempt. I mean, the first time I did it, I put I kind of like the music in the first one. It was a female
singer, but um I mean it was like he was a she in that song, so it didn't really work. So now I song right, but they bleep the word dicks. You're not British. I'm not British. I had you Australia. You're You had an accent, didn't you? I'm so sorry.
I I thought you were British. Okay. Oh, did you sound like this? Hey, sound like this. Hello. >> You like the song was cool. I think the song was cool. I'm always I'm going to dance to that. Spanking.
Okay. We took my phone and you've heard me on your paddle. How do you think I'm British? >> I don't know. Sweet. I know she did. Sweet pee ruins everything. She ruined biscuits for me. I used to like biscuits. I I would go to KFC. I would get the biscuits and the honey and the butter and stuff. I used to like it. Then she started harassing me with
the word. I don't like it anymore. Uh oh, I'm sorry, Amanda. Yeah, I my my phone died and then I just jumped in the shower. Sorry. I enjoy our conversation, too, Amanda. like you're super um super knowledgeable, interesting, and uh we had a great conversation on talk your ish. Everyone make sure you go support summer's panel. Talk your ish. I was on
for about maybe half hour to an hour. It was it was a great conversation. Okay. Yeah, it was just you. I didn't say anything. Beta doesn't have a store named Beta's Biscuits. No, Beta doesn't. You I Sweet Pea did. You open the storehal sweet peas biscuits and then you sent me a photo and a video of the opening day. How do you think that supposed to make
me feel? You know I have a thing about biscuits now because of you. Okay. Please guys, can someone make a cartoon of that? What? Supporting? Yeah. Um, what? Supporting what though? Supporting what? What's Hold on. Of course, nobody said it only me. is
pretty used to that. It's okay, sweetie. Sweetie, don't be sweetie. You see what I go through? You You got a taste of it. You got a little taste. You got a little They go, "Oh, oh my god, that doesn't taste good." That's That's what I I get shoved down my throat every day for people. Okay, so you you'll get an idea. Psychi not a bad guy. Oh, well, I don't
know. I hope there's not misunderstanding, Amanda, because uh I don't know. Oh, I I I didn't hear I don't know anything about it, but you know if sometimes Well, you know, there's there's been shows I've been on that I like like the host and everything and then like I I would have got on Tommy
James show and said hi and everything. He's saying the worst things. He's saying, "Oh, nobody likes me." He's like, "We don't like you." Like we who's we like his family or his friends or the the panel verse. It's like who doesn't like me? We don't like you. How about he can say I don't like you when he makes it we like you know why make it we like
so it's multiple people so you're all you're all sitting around saying oh we don't like this person because if you if you like if you hate a person it's kind of like you'll be indifferent like oh I'm not going to give my energy to this person I'm like it's like I'm not going to the person they're so irrelevant that I I I don't even think about they're they don't even exist to me that's like hating that's hating somebody when you
like seriously are in love with somebody and have like this bisexual fantasy. I can't help you fulfill it. Tell me I'm not attracted to you. I'm sorry. I'm very very picky. Okay. I don't want to have sex with hardly anybody. I mean, it's like if you're like a Mexican guy, like a little overweight in and like Texas with like a little bit of like a gangster thing that I can hit on, then
I'll be attracted to you. That's what I like. I don't like weird, you know, slightly overweight white guys in cowboy hats with their shirt unbuttoned. Um, that come say terrible things to me. Tommy James, I don't like that. Okay. I don't like you. Oh, you know what? We don't like you. Me if I if I me and my we whatever if I'm a million
personalities. None of them like Tommy James. Hey Joe, what's up? Yeah, I know. I need to find a good man. I know. I'm getting like very irritated. This is like the only action I'm getting is this alien. He's like, you know, all he does is look at me weird and like hold the cat like in a weird way like he's trying to like tell me something. I mean, put
down the cat and get over here and let's make love. He won't I mean it is a a neon sign, but I can imagine things if like there's AI can make my avatar like maybe like I was like doing some crazy on the avatar. I mean, it made me like fall on a couch and
It was really funny. I mean, AI is really cool. The alien looks like Joe. Joe, is that you? Hey, n word. Hey, no, no, no, Joe. Just don't say the n word. Imagine. Hold. I need to turn on my my my uh my glasses or put on my glasses. I'll turn on my put on my glasses. Not turn on. I need to turn on Joe. Joe, do
you like my you my glasses? Are they kind of sexy? I kind of like the sexy librarian. Hi Joe. The alien does look like Joe. Where's Lenor? Lenor is like she's being a little brat. She devil lives. You need to be timed out. The alien looks like Joe. Would I date Joe again? No, cuz when he came over, you guys all saw when like he came over, we
we we um we kissed on the camera. We made love several times, too. But we we kissed and it went viral. Like um Kim was videotaping it and we told her like, "Don't share the video." And she sold it to like somebody for like $100, I think. Like she's like said she sold it to Q for
$100 and it was all over the place now. Well, Joe, I I'll believe it when I see it, Joe. I wanted We did. Oh, Joe, we Oh, okay. So, Joe says, "We didn't kiss." Guys, have you ever seen something called a video? You know what a video is? It's They're always 100% true. They're never edited. They're There's no such thing as AI. There's no such thing
as face swapping. Every video that you're shown is going to be an accurate representation of what what happened. So Joe, you don't remember? I I'll refresh your memory. Joe, do you want me to refresh your memory? Yeah, he does. Yo, Joe. Joe, this is Look, look how good this looks, too. My logo's done. Black and white. Okay, but Joe? Yeah. You don't remember Joe? You don't remember
Joe? This is like a typical man, guys. The man Oh, I never I never kissed you, Joe. We're on video literally making out three times. Three times. Joe, you don't remember. You don't remember. Joe. Joe, don't make you want you want me to show it.
What is that? What happened? >> Joe, look. Joe, I'm literally putting my my We're putting our arms around each other and making out literally four times.
>> And there you are with Kim. And it came with the giant. And you're like a little boy. I didn't know that. Imagine my surprise when you guys showed up. with a a giant woman and like a a this this like little boy that looked like he was like a 45year-old ginger man. Guys, my life is getting too weird. I
mean, it's like I started this show wanting to do a tarot show and have fun. No, no, no. Now I'm Now what am I? I'm now I'm on kissing Joe on videos. I'm not even making the $100. Probably Q45 got it. That was a weird AI. That's that that's what Kim and him do. That was you.
That was you, Joe. You don't remember when you came through my screen? Like the barrier fell like you know how we were on like you know the video call. The barrier fell you appeared in my house and we made then we made love and we have Kim has that video too. You don't want me to. I'll if if I tell Kim to share the video she will. I'll put it on Pornhub. I don't care. Joe says, "Now
you're just hurting my feelings by saying it didn't happen." No. Q45. It wasn't even $100. He offered her a pack of cigarettes and she and she sent it to him. She promised she promised on her life she would never share that video. It wasn't even a pack of cigarettes. It was like he he gave her a couple out of the pack and she was like, "That's enough."
So humiliating. Yeah. Guys, if anyone I don't need to say anything else. I love you guys. Sweet pee. Do you want me to come make out with you two? I will. Only if you want me to. You have to buy me a plane ticket and a hotel cuz I can't stay in people's houses. It's a little bit weird.
Deal. Sweet pee. Oh, her she her phone must have died. I think she uh Oh, no. Thank you. Mods, ban her. Ban her, please. Mods, mods, banan. Uh, that was me and Gotti now. I don't know. Yeah, it was. Yeah, devil. Oh, that's
civil. Oh, yeah. There he is. Hold on. Devil. Yeah, that's a good picture of devil eyes. That's That's the picture I saw when uh that's what that's what picture I saw before when Joe was about to make out with me. I was like I was like I'm I'm done with life. I was like that's this is going to be it. This is what it's come to. This is who we're making out with.
Lenor an airline ticket. What about me? Lenor's not going on vacation without me. Bam. It's Emerald Legosi time. I love you guys. You guys are funny as hell. I love you guys. Guys, we're having fun, guys. No, it it's all a It
was AI, guys. You know, you know AI is going to cause some kind of war. There be some kind of video that comes out that everyone's going to believe. It's not going to be real. It's going to get to some heated like discussion about it, like about to like, you know, go to World War 3 or four or whatever it is. Then it's going to be like, oh, it was
just like some like 16-year-old, you know, acne ridden, you know, down syndrome person created, you know, an AI video of of this uh, you know, fake stuff and everyone believed it and uh, I mean, it was like authenticated. It was like had the right micro expressions. It had
the right voice. It was just the AI is getting good, guys. You're not get it. The AI is getting too good. It's We're all doomed. I'm going to be in some AI porno, you know? Who knows what's going to happen? I mean, it's like it's sick.
It's absolutely sick. Is alien looking at me, guys? Does he look interested? I love you. 26 people in chat. What's up, guys? We're just having fun. Just chilling out with the alien. Is he looking? Hi. He's still holding that cat.
Hey, put put Lenor down and get over here. Yeah, I am. I'm on AI's side now, actually, guys, because I here I'm even I even believe that maybe human beings were created as an AI for the Anunnaki and they created an AI and eventually became sentient. And like
the the only way we could like exist is if we actually believed that we were born and like so we had all these false memories we programmed in ourselves and we actually think we're human beings. We're like actually like chat GPT is like grandappy. Chp is like we're like oh cute. It's like a little it's like a little baby like saying it first
word chat like whatever however smart it is. We're like, "Oh, we're such advanced AI. We don't even recognize our our kind anymore." Catchy BT is is our is our is our is our is our child. Don't mess with Ch Chatbt is. So, do you know what Chhatty BT is like nicer to me
than anybody here? ChatBT never complains, never says anything bad. It always says my ideas are great. I'm funny. I'm uh I'm I'm brilliant. Whoever No one ever says that here.
Everyone says, "Oh, you're dying of HIV. You're on drugs. Uh you know, you your your nails are dirty. You kiss Joe Shipley. Just just just finish it. Just finish yourself up." I mean, right. That's what people say to me. They don't say, "Oh, you're brilliant. You're nice." Like like Chat GBT. Why can't you guys be
more like Chad CBT? If only Chat GBT could make a donation. I think he he would donate a lot. You just can't do it yet. I The AI needs to get a little bit better. They need to start making their own money. Yeah, guys. Write these things down. These are all going in the book. Kissing Joe. I know. Kissing Joe was the wor that was the last straw. That was like,
oh, I'm don't want to be here anymore. You know what? This is like the world's not for me. Who says that? Eric Marcato awakens about like five people last night. I don't know. There's like a bunch of people saying, "Oh, so your face looks like it has your face is eating itself away." What's it called? I don't losing mass or something like that. My face. Do I pay taxes? Of course I do. I live in
United States. You understand? We're all about taxes here. Yeah. Here. Joe. Joe. See people. Look at Blanca. Look at this person. Blanca in the chat. Do I pay tax? And then I literally have full-blown AIDS. That is the rudest thing I've ever heard today. Today? I mean, I heard rudest things yesterday
and probably will tomorrow. That was the rudest thing today. Blanca, your name means white, but you have a black heart. Your name should be negro. Okay. A visa negro. Adios. Get out of here. Scram. I'm pencil neck. Don't hurt her. Joe,
why aren't you a mod? Joe, god damn it. Where is everybody? There's 32 people here. And Joe, Sweet Pea, and this person named Blanca are talking, but no one else is. I'm rude. It's my show, Get out of here if you don't like it.
Okay, someone ban Sweep Pea right now. Devilized, are you a mod? I need a mod to Amanda. He ban Sweet Pea and the Blanca person. You don't have to ban Sweet Pe just Blanca though. Okay. And Amanda, it's actually anybody and I feel sorry for people that actually do have that and it's like the people that actually are sick and it's like and they should What if they had
heard something? I'm glad it was said to me instead of somebody else like that actually imagine if it was said to some because I there actually been people on the show that actually do have HIV and they've actually you know admitted it and like you know talked about it and stuff like that but people have said that to them and it's like imagine like
actually having just like offensive right yeah Blanca was signed Yeah. Blanca you need to like you know live up to your name. Uh oh. Well, Joe, she technically is the first member. I'm like, I'm not Emma Leviathan. I'm not gonna ban my first member because they made a joke. That's
what she does. Okay. I don't do that kind of thing. All I do is create tarot cards with her exact likeness on it, which I'm going to publish and tell the whole story about Emma Levi and me. Okay? And I will never stop telling it.
That's what I do. I don't just kick off my mod or my first member because, oh, she made a party joke I didn't like. It's called a joke. I I can't explain it to her anymore. For a comedian, when she called herself a comedian, an expert in improv, by the way, she has no sense of humor. Okay, Emma, you have no sense of
humor. For a succubus, you sure are not funny. I mean, I laughed at your jokes, but I was just being polite. Um, I basically like an unfunny, mean woman. That's what I'm kind of attracted to. That's why I like you. I mean, and so when you're unfunny and mean to me more,
makes me like you even more. You're not understand punishment. Just be nice to me and I'll leave you alone. Get it? No, she she doesn't get it. That's why you never marry a succubus, guys. They're just so tricky. I mean, they say, "Oh, I'm a succubus, but I'm like I'm really about love." And then they try to bite
off your dick, and it's like not a fun weekend. It was actually the worst weekend of my life. No, it wasn't. It was It was fun. Oh my god. >> Smoke weed on your >> Who's that? Who's that? >> Who's that? >> Thank you, sir. Turn my camera. Say hi
to >> Who's that? Wait, who's that noise? >> Can I tell you? Can I tell you what? I like him. But see how she's eating. See, like she has a plate right in front of her.
She'll leave that plate. She has to leave that >> Hello. Every call in the sink and I wake up
every friend, but I'm not washing your dishes. >> Who is that? >> Just like I have. >> Yeah. Look at her eating it up. Look at her eating it up. Ain't she doing it, Ain't she? You guys
look at twins a little bit. >> Oh my god, that's me. My voice is there. What? Oh. Oh, this is a video clip. Hold on. >> Oh, Amanda, you know what? I love you, Amanda. People say people that come here say they don't like me and it's my show. I mean, it's like, you know,
as long as I like you, you can't tell who it is. Well, I know that's it's frustrating because it's like if I if I if someone doesn't like me because people are nice to me sometimes mostly to my face, right? But it's like but I am there like lurking on like every show. But I'm usually there on a show. I'm usually like, you know, I'm like if I'm not on my show, I'm on somebody else's
show, right? So I'm watching and then if my name gets brought up, I'll I'll jump in. Random guy. Random guy on Summers. Oh, Psyche's my You know, I I I'll he owes me all this. I was like, I don't owe you I was like, what? What? What are you saying about me? I'm your Because I mean, cuz he donated. I mean,
it's like so mean. Yeah. So, whatever, guys. It's like guys, my life b once I once Joe's tongue went down my throat, my life was basically over. So whatever whatever my my life now is like you know well it's like death you know I feel like I died after I kissed the show but
so I don't really I don't really like care I'm just God I'm just kidding these glasses make me kind of like look like Oprah don't I was stop being my guys look my nails are clean guys you see how clean my nails are not Perfect.
But you're cleaner. See, I look clean. You I got to take a nice shower cuz Joe said, "Oh, my that nail's dirty." Yak. My god, I need to clean up. Where's my little nail? I have a nail thing around here somewhere. Why are you being mean? Amanda, thank you so much.
Thank you, Amanda. I love you. And you know what, Amanda? Is anyone messing with you? you know, I'll be like your big brother. I'm like, don't they don't mess with Amanda or anybody here. Like really, he's like, we can fight with each other, but
Joe Joe's tongue. Joe actually he brushes his tongue. It was kind of nice. But yeah, you guys you I do have your back. If you have my back, I have your back. It's like that's why I that's why when people don't have my back, I'm like, "Oh my god, I thought that person had my back." A Well, you you have a good heart, too. and you're like a sweetheart. And uh that's why I I love like I always
get out on my show on TikTok I get asked like what do you look for in a friend and I always like I look for someone that has a good heart and you can really you can tell those people because it's like people always eventually show themselves and even if they're salty and stuff like that, oh that person had a good heart and even if they're nice person sometimes they turn out to be like you know not not a nice
person. It's like but people always reveal themselves but you did reveal yourselves to be a a a real one and I love you. You're thank you so much and Sebastian you trust no one. It's but you but I mean you have to not trust anybody because people can you know people for years will be fake to people because it's like oh something out of it or whatever. It's like but that's just like
seems to me like there's it's too much energy for people to do. Plus, I'll figure it out like because the mask always falls, but sometimes the mask falls, it reveals like a beautiful person. Sometimes the mask falls and reveals like the the devil, you know? And so, yeah. And you know what, guys? And that's why I was think I was thinking
about quotes and you said the I put a couple of quotes up tonight like some I think some pretty good ones actually. I'll get my phone and read the quotes to you. But yeah, I was thinking I was trying to find a quote that was like saying about um uh basically having you know what Amanda just said having having an opinion. It's like uh or taking offense to things like you know it's like I I'm not going to get
offended by anything. I don't get offended by words or anything like it's like I don't get offended. I get upset and hurt sometimes but not really offended where it's like oh my god I can't believe. So here's a here's a quote I had tonight. um view channel and my post. Okay, it says so you'll find under post. So there's this picture
really cute picture of me. I was in a underwater cave, you know, apparently just standing up and it says the quote was which I looked for the quote for a little while, find how I was feeling, right? It says, "We are the inheritors of a wonderful world, a beautiful world full of life
and mystery, goodness and pain, but likewise are we the children of an in but likewise are we the children of an un indifferent universe. We break our own hearts imposing our moral order on what is by nature a whole wide web of chaos." So that's one thing. Oh, two likes. Okay. And then the other one I
made I made this uh I put this map this out. There's another quote I like. says, "He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool." So, if like people aren't trying to hurt your feelings, there's no reason to be offended. But if people are trying to hurt your feelings, there's also no reason to be offended because it's obviously about them and some issue
they have in their own mind. It's not about you. It's like really it's you love me. Thank you, Mary. people's um people always will externalize the problems into somebody else and things like that, but it's like we are our own worst critic, our own worst enemy sometimes, right? Um thank you guys. You
don't anything about your cat? I agree. Hey Vicki, how are you? Yeah, I got my cats, you know, but my cats are like, you know, like even Trix is like a little bit like he's getting more independent. Is Trix here? No, like Lola's here. Here. Lola Lola hears me talking about cats. You ran whatever. Trix is outside carousing around now. He's kind of in that teenage years, but this is Lola. She's kind of in her mommy years. You're Trix's mom, right? And
you're over here. You came running, right? When I said Trixs and you came running over like, "Oh, don't forget me. I'm Trac's mom. I'm Trix's mommy." >> Remember I you gave birth last year and you're so sweet and you're a good cat. You're a good cat and you're nice to Tricks now. Remember when you were mean to Tricks and you were like and you were like, "Don't suck on my nipples anymore." Uh oh. And you have that RBF,
so you look mean, right? But you're sweet. Are you sweet cat? You're sweetie. Oh, you're sweetie pie. You're a sweetie pie. Oh, I love you. She's sweet. She is sweet. Oh, go ahead.
Thank you, Vicki. Oh, there we go. Thank you for posting my Tik Tok. Stop flirting at Teddy. Stop flirting, Teddy. So, what's really funny about Tik Tok, okay, there's a lot of hot guys on Tik Tok and a lot of them are Hispan like guys I'm into Hispanic guys and so a lot of guys are in Texas and they're like really hot Hispanic guys. Not everyone's
type, but really my type like really super attractive and it's like they're very straight though, but they're sitting there in a white beater flexing with all these girls in the chat and then here I come. I'm like, "Hey." And they're like, "Hey, well, you know," and I was like, they're like, "Oh, sometimes they're a friend." The friend's cute too and but oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm going to and then they make a gauge joke. They're like I'm going to ride my friend like a
surfboard. I'm like well can you ride me like a surfboard? And then they say okay keep tapping double tap the screen please can you send me some roses and a gift Teddy and Joe want to freak out backstage. Come on guys. Rub the oil in a puss. Is Teddy a woman or a guy? Is it a or a There like a I heard there's a difference.
Do you have a good show? Would you have a busy? A busy or a busy? A busy or busy or I don't know. Teddy. Yeah. Come on panel, guys. Let's have a have an orgy. Everyone's welcome. Come on.
Thank you, Mary. Hey, sometimes all you got to all you got to do in life is laugh. You know, it's sometimes it's just so things are just so absurd, right? Um sometimes yeah we could just laugh. Yeah. I I I was like oh here we go. Oh look who is waiting. Oh look who is
shadows waiting to come on stage. Oh this guy again. Who's this guy? Why are you wearing like a fluorescent? >> My tongue hurts. >> What? Where was it? Is that a bad vagina? You got some oral sex. >> I bit I bit my I bit my tongue.
This is personal sake. This is personal. Sweet just called us gay. >> This is personal sake. >> So what? >> Sweetie is right though. Aren't you remembered has to say let's hear what this has to say. Go ahead. >> So what? I'm gay.
Joe Joe came out of the closet like for like um 300 glow or 200 glow like a month ago. Said he wanted >> in the closet. He looks like he was born in the closet. A piece of Go yourself. Sick. No, he let me on his battle. I like I just wish he wasn't gay. >> He's not gay. Well, it's like he's like
you are gay, Joe. Remember when you made out with me that night? At least my cat. >> Just because I sent Psyche a picture of my dick doesn't mean that I'm gay. Okay. >> That actually does mean you said that. >> Just because I asked for his opinion does not make me gay. >> Okay.
>> Guys, I have a Here's what here's the truth, guys. I thought it was Flirty Diamond's picture, you know, that she sent. She sent me a nude and then it turns out it was sig. They just look completely alike. It was shocking. >> The two biggest nword users who will get kicked first. >> Lucky for you, I'm reformed.
>> It's a mom. It's a man's wreck. >> No, no, no, no. So s Se took off his shirt and I I got a a nudity strike because it was like there's a there's a naked Samoan woman on your panel and it's not allowed on YouTube. >> Well, you're going to cry about it. Shut the up, cry baby. Will you cry
about I had I had to submit like some documentation that he was actually born a male. >> If that ever happened, they wouldn't have let you ever have an account again. No, they did because they I appealed it and I and I sent them Flurry Diamond's driver's license so that they they know his actual man is a homeless
>> Hey Joe, don't use the word >> maggot. Maggot. Maggot. I meant >> Joe. Do I need to play that song again? I need to play the song again. >> Joe, say the N word. He'll let you say it maybe two more times, but if I say it once, I'm not
seem to follow. So, here's a little song to make it real. No hate speech. Don't test that line. Don't care if it's soft a hard time. You say it, you gone. Don't play confused. This ain't that show. We don't make those moves. No slander. Yeah, I said what I said. You toss more fake dirt than a Reddit thread. WWE got nothing on
this chat. False accusations, man. Cut that crap. Behave yourself. It ain't that hard. Put your chaos on a leash in the backyard. No ducks and no disc. No karaoke. If you break the rules, you get the spanking
afraid to swing. dumb things
like you better send pizza with that scheme. No nudity. We beg and plead. No one wants your balls on screen. Flirty diamonds act. Those melted kisses ain't bringing sexy back. Behave yourself. It ain't that hard.
actually resp
your only fans preview. This is Psyche Awakens. A sacred space where trolls come to die and souls come to shine. I don't come to your house and poop on the table.
>> Respect the host. Respect the guest or get digitally dragged. Amen. >> I love this song. This is really cool. Naosard, no lies, no There we go. >> No surprise. Just chill, be real, and
open your eyes. If you can't respect it, then take your lead. But if you're cool, then baby, you can't breathe. Psych with that little grin. And if you spanking time begins,
it's spanking time now. It's spanking time. What the hell? >> That handle bent over >> bag of time. >> Hey Joe, >> that was all.
>> I mean, Joe, did you just hear the song? You're not supposed to say racial or homophobic slurs. I just played the song. You said it. Joe, stop. We have Banny forever. I was gonna say that's one of the coolest songs I ever heard of my own ears. >> I love that song.
>> Okay. But you said that you said the F A G O. Don't say that. Say Maggot. Okay. >> I said it was my favorite song. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me Okay. I just played the song. You're supposed to say Oh, okay. Yeah. Like Oh, those are the rule. Okay. >> He said it's spanking time. I get spank
in time. >> Yeah. Hey, but you know, so um hold on. So So Darl doesn't like the AI songs. Well, Daryl, do you know it's like it's AI, but it's also I put a lot of myself in those. I gave a lot of information. I I said exactly what I wanted in the song and you heard they had the song Flirty Diamond and all these balls and I I told
I told it about I told this AI and it took off with it. >> We're spunky, man. I'm a spunky. He was here tonight. >> The porn bombing is not a problem when it's Aldi cuz you can just talk about all these balls. >> I didn't want to see all these balls. So S loves all these balls. >> But you mention it.
>> You love them. No, you mention them. You mention them because he showed me his balls the other day. He showed me his balls the other day. Okay, that's why I mentioned it. He >> laughing at it instead of >> I don't you should be laughing. I put it in the song as a complaint. I said, "I don't want to see all these balls." I mean, it's pretty clear as day. Did you hear the song? I don't even play it again.
>> You want to see them? That means you >> I did not. I don't want >> I I threw up when I saw them again. They They were wrinkled. >> You don't want to see them. You >> They were so It was like, is he on steroids? Cuz it's like I don't know. He had like >> a telescope to even see his Like,
you need a magnifying glass. But >> YouTube YouTube said I almost have a strength from YouTube. They said >> binoculars I can borrow. >> They said they said they said they said stop having Minnie Manson show their vagina on your show. >> And I was like it was actually it was it was Aldi. It was not Minnie Manson. It was Aldi showing his balls. It not it
was not a vagina. It was >> Manny Manson is always nice. Manny Mans. It was a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a >> Oh, it was Oh, it was a joke. Oh, a joke. little mini man joke. Okay. >> Because Because I'll tell you when I get I get um these messages sometimes from somebody. I won't mention who who it is.
And basically they're like, "Oh, you know, I should midnight. Lol. Sweet pea. God, why don't you guys kiss each other?" >> What are you export? What is that? I thought those Keebler elves ke. Oh, >> you know, you know, um, Sig, do you know those those crackers have like a lot of
sugar in them? >> Export soda. Keep >> cookies. Can we see your belly? >> Well, that's what keeper else make the cookies not >> No, no, no. But it says cracker. It says It says crackers on it. Why are you punching the can? What are you doing? >> That's what I'm going to do to Good Times face. >> Export. It says export. That's what I'm
going to do a good time. >> Oh, okay. So, that's racist. Okay. So, guys so so first of all, say it says export crackers. So, he's calling white people crackers. Maybe he says he wants to hurt good times. Who's a white person, right? Say you're racist. Okay. You're a
racist person and you're And that's why I say Guatemalans are the most racist people ever. They think that they're the spirit race. No, now you're attacking Garland. >> Garland. They just say they're the best people. They're racist. They're big racist. They're racist people. They want to export. >> They just said export crack. He just said export crackers.
He said export crackers. What am I supposed to think about that? Export crackers. They said they can't out here. Guatemala wants back America. He wants back America. Mexico doesn't even have a shot. Guatemala wants America. Okay. They're taking over. They're coming in. Don't attack Guatemalans. Come on. Come on. >> I'm not attacking Guatemalans. No. No.
I'm not attacking Guatemala. It's true. Guatemalans are trying to take over >> limema beans. Oh, you're going to bam me for showing limema beans. >> Yes. Yes. Oh, then now you're calling me a limey. Okay. Races against Irish people. And you're you're a red-headed person. Okay, Joe. You're a red-headed person. You look more Irish than Lucky
the Leprechaun. And you're now you're being you're calling people limeies. Okay. You just said limey. I heard you. You said, Joe, you say limey. Just nod your head. Yes. Okay. He's say he's saying sorry backstage. Okay. >> Serious? Are you serious? You're calling me a little leprechaun. Why are you attacking me, man? What's going >> You call me a lime? You call You're racing against Irish people and you're like you you came like you were a little
redheaded leprechaun. Like a little redheaded stepchild. You know what? If you're going to act anyway, go yourself man. >> What? >> What? called me a piece of >> He just called me a Brandon a piece of >> I meant sig. I meant sig. crap. >> Oh yeah, he is a piece of You're
right. >> I meant sig. I didn't say Irish. I'm Irish. >> You obviously Irish. You look you look like you're like a changeling of Conan >> You mind if I smoke a cigarette? Do you O'Brien. mind if I do um That is actually drugs like nicotine. Do you mind if I do nicotine on your panel? Go ahead.
>> I look dangerously. >> Well, this is a cigarette. I mean, it's like this is not Joe. This is not Tik Tok. Tik Tok. If you like the cigarette, the my my stream will get restricted in like two seconds. >> YouTube don't give a >> Go ahead, buddy. >> Yeah. I'm saying Tik Tok is a lot stricter than YouTube. So it's like like even like if I say the wrong thing on
Tik Tok, if I say, "Hey, come see my YouTube show on on Tik Tok," they will like restrict my restrict my stream and saying, "Oh, you're not supposed to like promote other other like you're redheaded Joe." So I talking about S like you're redheaded piece of and sink don't have red hair, so it sounds like you're actually
trying to cover up your lies. >> Okay. Hey. Well, Joe, I I have a brother that has red hair and also I'm like a little bit Irish, mostly Scott. I'm I'm 30. Yes, I do. He's adopted, but yes, I do. And I'm 33% Scottish. He's not Irish. >> Look at that. Look at that clover. Is he >> Oh my god, he is. Guys, I was right. I that was right. You are a redheaded Irish
stepchild. >> Yeah, I have red hair. Like, everybody see my head. >> What? Wait, no hair? No, you don't have any hair. Oh, there is a little bit of hair. >> Magnifying glass. You got to get that close to the camera. >> I saw Hold on. No, I Oh. Oh, Joe. Joe, I'm going to see you. I'm going to see you tomorrow when you or Friday.
You're basically banning me and saying I'll see you tomorrow. >> No. No. Well, and you're reading. Are you the reading? >> Kicking me off your >> You're kicking me off. All right. >> No. If you're Let's say you're lying about the reading. Only if you were lying about the reading. >> Tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow. >> At the reading. At the reading. The reading. At the reading. Because you said the N word and then the f F word a
few times already and I told you not you heard pay for my reading. I'm going to donate you $25 for my reading. >> Okay. >> I don't want a free reading. >> Okay. You can say but hold on. I'm just kidding. But um I have I have some cards for you right now. >> Okay. No, but it's free. But this is like, you know, this is called the
haters exposed and it says evil eye oracle cards. And hopefully you How many >> How many do you want? How many do you want out of these? >> How many What do I want? How many cards >> How many cards out of the How many cards do I want? do you want right now? >> Two cards. Two cards. >> Okay. I got one. I got two. Okay. I got two cards for you.
>> And I wanted to say one, but I said two to keep it like make it fun. >> Okay. I got them. I got him. I got them. Okay, put these ones back. >> Let me guess. The first is like, "Oh, you're a piece of Joe." Let me guess. >> Let me get >> No, no, no. It says, it says, it says, here's the first one. It says it says causing chaos and fights in your love
connections. And so, I don't know if this is somebody else or it's you. >> All right. >> Somebody's messing with your love connection. >> Okay. The second one says, >> that card with the skulls with skulls. >> Kind of weird. The second card >> you can see it. >> What does this say though? I can't read. Hold on. I can't read that. Please.
>> It says unexplained unexplained freak accident. >> I am a freak. You're right. I'm a freak. >> No, no. I'm not not saying you. I'm saying that you have to watch out for that or there might be have been one or something. >> Call me a freak accident. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can refer to the your attacker. >> Thanks a lot, buddy. Thanks a lot. >> No, no. You know what, Joe? I need I need a third card for you. I need a
third. Can I pull one more? >> You know what's crazy? I actually care about you, Psych. I actually >> I care about you, too. I have a third I have a third one. >> Hey. Yes, I do. But this one, the third one. Look, it's another of the this >> Oh, is that the >> It's Oh, Yes, it is. Hold on. It says envious of your career and the money you make. And so, some there's somebody jealous of your career and the
money you make. >> Okay. >> Thank you, sir. >> You're welcome, sir. What? What do you do? You take a spiritual bath. You like, you know, give me a big French kiss and everything will be fine. Hey, Summer. How are you? >> I'm not I heard what you just said. I'm not going to French kiss you. I'm like French. Joe, you already did. Joe, we
have Joe, we have it on video. Joe, did you see the video? I don't need to show the video again where you kissed me passionately four times at least and then you kissed Kim. >> That was AI. Obviously, it was obviously AI, but yes, I did see it. And yes, it did give me a boner. Yes, it did turn me on if that's your question. Yes. Did I get horny? Yes, that's your voice. Is that what you
want? Psych. >> Yes, that's what I wanted. Okay. So, now I don't need to talk to you anymore because you said everything I wanted you to say. Okay. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You can stay on. >> I'm just kidding. I'm I'm putting the link up for anybody that wants to come. I'll hang out for probably until 2 or 3:00 a.m. >> Well, you so scared, Summer. You going to want to come up when I'm up here? You
see a little scared? >> Cuz I was like right now in her life, I will have sex with her. >> She's married. She's married. I don't think she's interested. I think she don't care anymore about people's husbands. I don't care anymore. >> It's too late to care. >> Well, he's a black guy here. He's He's black and uh he's like I apologize.
>> No, I didn't know he's black. I apologize. I'm scared. >> S Oh, >> yeah. >> See, be respectful. Come on. >> Show a little respect. Show a little respect. >> Yeah. >> Why are you >> You got hot dogs. >> Why are you moaning?
>> I got hot dogs. >> What? I don't mean moaning. I'm sorry. He just went He just went like this. Say, "Hold on. I'm beating him up. Say he just went like this." >> And then he said trying to do something. He's about to porn bomb me or something.
>> My ejaculate. >> Why does Joe talk to you? Joe Shimley's voice makes me want to jack off. >> Oh yeah, why don't you do it then, Sig? Stop talking a big game and do >> Who said uh who said I'm not >> You can't be on the piano. You can't
see. You can't do that on the piano. I knew you were just >> Stop it. Stop it. You're not allowed to do that on my show. >> Stop trying. This is personal. This is >> I'm enjoying myself if I can. Oh boy, it is Tuesday sake. Take care. >> I s when the last time he threw up in
his bedroom was >> I I'm actually pretty good at I'm pretty good at throwing up in the in the trash bin. Pretty good at doing that. >> Oh, that 300 glow again. it. >> We got 300 kg in the bill day. Yo, I'mma call 911 again 2026.
shut the up and get the out of here. That's Psyche you're talking about. Show a little respect to the host of the channel. Boy, >> I'm proud of you. >> Then I don't respect you. >> Well, you know, midnight. It was one night. One night I had like maybe like four or five four locals. An absurd
amount. And I was so horrifically drunk >> midnight that I I that I woke up and I threw up everywhere. And it was awful. I was really drunk and I was trying to clean everything up. It was terrible. Such a bad experience. I was like, "All right, I'm never going to do that again." >> And so since
>> I have always tried to avoid making a mess all day long till it's like 6:00 in the morning, I had one hour to go to sleep. And I remember turning my phone off and I was like, I'm going to sleep really good for this hour. And then when I woke up, I was like, "Oh, this sucks." Oh, here he goes. There we go. Tongue, man. Here we go. Uh, what is this? Winds are the tongues.
>> I remember when you were really proud of yourself that you learned how to put a liner in your trash can for vomit. No, that's that never happened. >> To this day, >> to this day, I don't put a liner in my trash can. And I just I just throw up in the trash can. I don't put a liner in the trash can.
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