Episode 1802 features an extended, chaotic panel discussion centered around crude humor, personal revelations, and escalating competitive banter between panelists, punctuated by technical difficulties and a song about romantic pursuit.
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The episode opens with a full song [0:28–3:33] about a New York cop pursuing a Canadian woman named Paige. Following this, the panel convenes for an open discussion. At [3:36–6:11], panelists discuss Mike's "pornbombing" incident (showing his buttocks on stream), with extended ribald commentary about anatomy and attraction. Alex returns briefly after technical issues, and the conversation shifts to military service experiences. At [22:00–28:00], LD and another panelist exchange detailed stories about their military careers—LD served 2003–2009 in the Army as 92 Golf (food service) in Korea; the other served 2007–2011 in the Marine Corps with deployments to Japan and Africa. The discussion moves through law enforcement ([28:00–40:00]), including comparisons between firefighters and police, and family history—Alex shares that his grandmother Alice Mayors was one of the first African-American nurses in New York City, and his grandfather was among the first Black Marines in the U.S. At [43:00–1:08:00], extended banter unfolds about vanity, appearance, relationships, and self-improvement seminars. A major turning point occurs around ▶ 1:15:00 when Alex purchases a Porsche 911 Twin Turbo and the discussion devolves into competitive verbal sparring about swimming ability, physical fitness, and smoking habits. By [1:25:00–1:35:00], the tone shifts—one panelist delivers introspective commentary on competition, respect, and living meaningfully, while another responds dismissively from the chat. Technical issues persist throughout, with camera/audio problems referenced at multiple points.
The episode appears to explore masculine performativity and validation-seeking through increasingly aggressive competition. What begins as crude humor and personal storytelling evolves into a detailed comparison of life achievements (military service, educational background, vehicle purchases, physical fitness), suggesting the panel is engaged in an implicit status hierarchy negotiation. The interspersed technical difficulties and panelists leaving/returning create a fractured intimacy that mirrors the unstable emotional tenor—moments of genuine connection (military service sharing, family history) alternate with deliberate provocation and insult. The closing monologue suggests a thematic undercurrent about the emptiness of performative dominance versus substantive connection, though this interpretation is overshadowed by the overall energy of the episode, which presents as competitive display rather than reflective exploration.
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Alex walks a beat in the city light. Splashing blues under New York nights. But his heart's up north where the rivers run free with a blondhaired beauty from Maple Country. He's got a badge of dream and a thing for a laugh. Caught a glimpse of her smile. Now he's doing the math. From the Bronx to the bush, always thinking real deep. Paige, are you the one I've been missing in my
sleep? Hey, will you fall in love with me? >> Swap your fishing rod for a badge and a be. I'll bring the charm. You bring the beer, baby. I'll be your mounty right here. We'll build a fire from a city park. Hunting,
love in the big old dark. So what do you say? Let's rewrite destiny. Paige, will you fall in love with me? Paige, will you fall in love with me? He dreams of her boots in his uptown bed, laughing at the dumbass
jokes he says. She's gunning trout. He's eating steak. Somewhere in the middle. They both take a break. He trade his nightstick for a fishing pole. Chase her laughter like it's his patrol. Oh, Paige, don't you know you're the catch of the day? And this cop's got one hell of a line to say. Will you fall in love with me?
I'll buy the truck. You ride shot free. We'll mix them all tonight with whiskey pride. City boy while Canadian bride. I'll keep the peace. Keep it wild. Together we'll tame each other's styles. What do you
say, baby? Set me free. Paige, will you fall in love with me? You clean, you kill like you clean house. I just want to kiss that pretty mouth. You fish, you hunt, you drink like a king. Damn girl, you make my siren sing.
Hey, will you fall in love with me? Let's blend our flags and plant a tree. I'll hold you close like I hold the line. Give you my heart and maybe my spine. I'm just a cop with a country dreamfire
and a northern queen. Say the word, girl. Give me that key. Paige, will you fall in love with me? Come on, Paige. What do you say? New York's got nothing on your smile anyway.
>> >> I mean I mean Mike showed me basically I saw everything for a gay guy the butt is >> well I'm saying like I was like when I I came back from taking a piss and I was like and getting a beer >> and they're like they were like oh he shut it down because Mike pornbombed him. I go oh that was his final magic
trick. I go well did he show his he showed his or he showed his ass? ass." I go, "Yeah, cuz he's too afraid And they're like, "Oh, he showed his to show his dick." >> But you don't show your ass to a gay person because we That's We like We like it even more than the dick. >> You're a bottom, though, aren't you? >> No, no, no, no. I'm I mean, it's like >> I always I No, no offense. No offense. I I'm >> I don't like to be like penetrated. I
want to be like I don't even like to penetrate. I don't even I just want to take >> I always I always thought you were a bottom. No offense. >> Take a shower with Alice McQueen in the chat. Alice, can I have a shower with you? I'm not trying to Alex said she was coming back. Alex said she was coming back. >> Come back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You'll show your dick stroke. You show me
backstage. We could have so many freak offs. Appreciate. We don't want to show you. I'm gonna show you for >> He just pulled his ass out like you >> No. And he has a nice I mean they were know. like they're like round and like kind of full. around. >> That was
I mean I don't know if you guys can hear me but I think you can go to sleep happy. I don't I don't even care if you can hear me anymore. Watch me sleep. God, I'm attracted to Mike Stroke off. It's cute. >> God, I'm attracted to Mike Stroke off. >> It probably never work out. You probably like
>> I'd rather I'd rather show my in a porn bomb than my ass. I got I got no ass. It's like this is what my ass looks like. You ready? Right here. >> Right here. >> This is what my ass looks like. I got like that flat ass, dude. I got nothing, dude. No junk in the truck. >> I mean, I've been out and I mean, I have nothing, too. But it's all about how you
like Oh, where am I? I can't even see myself. I'm not I'm not trying to embarrass myself, but I mean I'll just embarrass myself. >> Cheers, bro. Happy birthday to me. >> Cheers. Why is my camera Oh, there I am. Where's my >> Oh, >> I don't know. Do you hear me? >> You might have Are you on your computer? >> Yeah. Well, I'll be right back. I'll
>> You might have to You might have to try. restart it or restart the driver. >> Reset the browser. I'll be right back. >> Yeah, restart the browser. That's probably not going to work. But
>> >> I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. >> dude. I'm back. Hold on. I'm gonna fix this. >> Yeah, but your camera's still off. >> Yeah, I'll fix I've been fixing it. Hold on. Hey, by the way, I mean, I don't have to live anymore. I mean, I I saw everything I wanted to see in this world. I mean, it's like I I just wanted like Mike Strooff to like give me a chance. Now that he has, I really don't want it, but I was like,
but I just wanted to know if he would, you know? You thought he said show your ass, but he said show your ab. I said, show your ass. I didn't mind. I'm not even going to delete that stream. >> Yeah, I went to I went to go get a beer and take a piss and I came back and everything was shut down. I'm like, what the happened? wrong with I don't know what's wrong I mean this world is
so prudish oh you can't even show a man's back I mean I don't understand this world anymore so sick I mean it's like I mean I'm sad I I can't I don't know why I'm not on camera the >> you need to restart your computer and restart your drivers >> okay I'll restart my computer okay for
five minutes >> I got you bro I'm not going to pull my out >> I mean it's Okay, but you just have to put it backstage for me for later. Okay, I'll be back. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. Gotti, where were you all night? Alex was on here. I figured God would be
here while Alex was over here. You're just creeping in the chat.
The comover has to go. Well, JT, when you turn your camera on, you I'll tell you how you could wear your hair, Like, Maybe your sister can go do your hair for you. Give a Right.
I almost bought a Ferrari, but the bank wouldn't approve the loan. Yeah, cuz you're broke. Thank you, Gotti. I appreciate it.
I'll send over a gift soon. Gotti, it's my birthday today. What the Not tomorrow. Not payday. My birthday's today. Send me some money now, Gotti. >> Gotti, do I get a gift? Oh, hold on. Got it. I remember I said the um I said uh the World's Fair was 1939. You know how
I knew that? I knew Wizard of Oz was associated with World Fair, too, but that was like 18 in the 1800s, but I was like the 30s, too. Hey, why am I so drunk? Um that's embarrassing. Okay, I was going to read you the >> How much How much have you drank tonight? >> Not enough. Here. Oh, here we go.
There's a trackable. I hope Alex comes back. >> I hope she does, too. I'm sorry. I'm gonna say I'm sorry. I didn't know. I >> I killed the whole stream. That killed said the whole stream, Mike. >> I know. I said, "Can I see your abs, Mike?" And then he pulled his he bent over and showed his butthole. I mean, it was embarrassing for everybody. But it's okay, Mike. I forgive you. You're You're welcome back. I'm sorry.
>> I used to pull my butt cheek. >> I'm sorry. >> I'm not regretting my decision to ask. >> They said, "Pull your ass out." And I was like, "Abs they sound very similar." >> I want to see both of them. I want to see both, honestly. >> It looked good. It looked good. It looked good. >> Your belly belly. >> Oh Oh He's Oh my god. This
guy. >> I'm in love. >> Sorry. That's gonna give you some love handles to hold on to. >> Gosh, >> I got a Hank Hill ass. What are you talking about? That's why I said I was like I'd rather pull out my than my ass. Like if I'm going to porn bomb someone like I'll pull out my
>> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Over the the underwear over Oh my god. Oh my god. This is hot. >> You're wearing a skirt. >> Look at this. Oh my god, guys. This is my This is my my show has arrived. This is my dream the whole time. I mean, I don't have any other thing. I mean, my show's I guess the show's done because it's like I've seen everything I want to my life. I don't need to live here anymore, right? >> Hey, I got a gun.
>> Just come come. Just get in bed with me and we can sleep forever. >> I got a gun with one bullet, bro. We'll put it to one and they'll shoot. >> Okay, I'll be backstage to put anybody on if they want to, but I I'm I'm just spoiling the mood. You guys
>> Why are you leaving? What happened, >> dude? This silhouette Greek god looking over here, dude. God damn, bro. That beard's immaculate. God damn, dude. I I had a beard like that once. Had a beard
like that. When comes in when it comes in takes about what, dude? It took you like nine months. Nine months. >> I'm just happy I don't have any I don't have any grays in my beard yet. I don't have any grays in my beard yet. Now I'm just sitting here all mute, dude. looking at a bunch of
mimes. >> No, it it's it's all good. Um I I don't get haircuts. I don't get trims so I'm I'm balding on top. I don't give a
Hey, guess what? I only had three haircuts in my entire life. Get the out of here. >> I'm 5 two. >> I don't believe you're 52. >> I can't hear anybody again. Just like cuts out, cuts in, cuts out. It's weird. >> 52.
>> Oh, we don't have to shame anybody about anything, do we? >> We don't have to shame about your hair. You don't have to shame about your age. You don't sh have to shame about how much light you have. Isn't it weird how people just want to criticize all critical and weird and talk all this Everybody wants to have like a dig a dig a dig a
dig a knife in the back to twist a little harder. It's weird. >> So wait, Mike, who's older, you or your brother? >> And I'm muted again. >> Ellie, they're twins. They're twins. I'll fix you. I'll fix you, Mike. better. Mike,
hey guys, you know, am I part time? I'm Batman. Mike, how much for like a threesome with you and your brother at the same time? I'm just I mean, I don't know. >> I can only hear you. >> Perfect. I don't want you to hear that. >> I'm just watching him babble and him look at his phone, but I can hear you.
>> I'm gonna go. >> What's up, man? I'm gonna go because I'm a little bit worked up right now. I >> I'm LD Liv's gunnery sergeant. Hey, >> I'm best job. >> Or not. it. Whatever. >> Yeah. I I hope my mic's not messing up everybody else's. Uh I I got the
crickets. I got the cicatas. I'm out here. >> Them damn cicas, dude. They loud, bro. They screech.
It's uh it's a it's a constant static no matter what you're trying to do. >> Alex Alex said she'd be back in like 10 minutes, so I hope Sykes's here to let her back up. It's kind of weird just staring at a couple dudes and I can't hear anything.
So, >> turn your volume up.
>> I'm going to turn this around. >> See where I'm looking looking at me.
Look at this The stairs go up so far. I'm 6'2. This is my head. This is the dock. Put the I'm gonna go ahead and put the light up.
>> Well, that everything up for the camera, doesn't it? Now I can't see >> Where the is everyone? What the >> Hey, can you hear me? >> Yeah, I can hear you. So, so look at this Like I'm six I'm 6'2, >> right?
>> That's how low the that's how low the water is. >> Those steps are supposed to match with the dock. >> I know, but you you dove into a pool. You dove into a pool before, not a dock. >> No, that that wasn't a pool. That's that's a lake. >> Oh, it wasn't a pool. It was just a a
staircase leading into a open water. >> Yeah. Just that that's an open water lake out there. >> That's cool. >> That's the thing that we use to get the dog in and out. >> Oh, okay. >> And this is the dock. >> Concrete. Is it concrete?
>> Oh, no. Wood. I see wood. >> And And there's another dock over there. And if you look up Oh, maybe the light will work. This is a This is a boat drop up here. This is
You got a this side and a that side. And those stairs don't man those stairs don't even try. And then you got these stairs. The the lakes the lakes's down like at least six feet. >> Oh, the water level the water table. Yeah.
>> Well, it's the summer. It's the summer. >> Yeah. The water's going to be lower in the summer. like, you know, they feel like
versus you know, six feet. Come on, man. >> Yeah. The water table. >> Like I'm on the top I'm on the top step and it's at my elbow. >> What What state are you in? What state are you in? >> Uh this is Smith Mountain Lake in Virginia. >> Okay. So, you're by me. You're by the
east coast. I'm in Jersey. So, you go you go crabbing. Do you go crabbing off the dock? >> You guys, I can't say I'm not much of a fisher. >> Yeah, I've never gone fishing. I've only gone crabing.
I p I picked up some uh clams before while I was out paddle boarding and whatnot. >> Yeah, >> but I'm I'm not much of a fisherman. >> Me neither. I've never never gone hunting or fishing. I got tons of guns. Never been hunting before. So,
>> hey, and Psych Psyche knows like I'm a military man, >> but uh >> I me too. I was I was in the military also. >> But but I'm no killer. >> Yeah, I'm no I was a I was a truck driver in the Marine Corps. >> Well, WHO I
I GOT to rejoin my camera. My camera is
>> I I was food service in the army. 92 golf.
So unttrackable. What's up, brother? >> So, you said you're a military man. What branch? >> Yeah, it was uh 92 Golf in the Army uh food service. >> I'm not I'm not too familiar with Army MOS. I know like 03 is infantry, but
not Marine Corps. 03 is Marine Corps. 11 Bravo is uh Army. >> Yeah, I I was food service. >> Yeah, I was 35 31. And I was a motor transport operator. I drove like uh seven I drove like seven
ton trucks and between like you know forward operating bases and like satellite bases and when I was deployed. >> How long how long were you in the How long were you in the army for? >> Uh from 2003 to 2009.
>> So you did more than four years. Yeah, I did. I did a reinlistment. >> Did you uh Well, your second enlistment got cut short. Was it a medical or a general discharge? >> No. Uh my my original was 5 years. >> Okay.
>> And at and you the window opened, you know, a year early. So now I'm at four years >> stop loss. And they they they kind of did that to me. >> What years? What year did you serve? What years?
>> Uh 2003 to 2009. >> So I did Yes, I did 07 to 211. And uh Did you Did you deploy? >> No, honestly, I did not. >> You never you never served abroad?
>> I served in Korea twice. Okay. So, you were actual active army. You weren't in like national guard or anything like that, you know? >> Oh, no. Active all six years. >> Okay. What you you got E3 E4? >> Uh I reached corp rule. I went through
the board uh for promotions and I went through the uh NCO Academy. >> Well, yeah. If you hit corporal, you're an E4 like in the Marine Corp. Well, all right. Army. The branches are different. Uh, and >> yeah, the Marine Corps, we've got private, private, first class, land corporal, corporal, you know.
>> Um, the army, it's weird. They got they got like private specialist, you know, uh I'm not too sure about the army, but >> Well, um, I dropped my phone. >> That's cool, though, man. Thank you. Hey, thank you for your service, man.
Like I said, you know, I did I did four years, too. I I got deployed twice. One time I went to One time I went to Japan. One time I went to Africa,
>> you know. It's um it's it's different for everybody. >> Yeah, for sure. For sure. But I love I love talking to veterans cuz there's a lot of people I you know. >> Yeah. And something that you know I watch >> I I watch so much of um
>> you know up and people lying and cheating and stealing and stuff like that. >> It's dude honestly that that doesn't even So it's funny because like you know when you compare like so you were in the army right? I was in the Marine Corps. When when you compare like the army to the Marine Corps, like I feel like the Marine Corps had such st
like stricter regulations like you can't wear your utilities outside the base, right? If you're if you're on libo or anything like you have to wear your civvies, you can't just wear your marat or anything, right? Like you can't wear your class A's or or bravos like
>> So if you saw like a guy all days I got a question for both you army men. >> How come the military career ended and you're not still like Marines? How did you end up diving in a swamp to fight alligators and you want a bed all sexy and naked drinking beer? What happened
to your military career? I got my EAS. I got my end of active service. And uh I was tired of waking up at 5:00 in the morning for formation. I was tired of not being able to smoke weed. I was tired of like what I can and >> Yep. Yep. If you're going to be a
soldier or anything productive in life, you better wake up at 4:00 a.m. be on that highway at 5 and at work at early. If they stay here at 7, you got to wake up at 3:00 a.m. >> Well, I this >> I told a guy at work the other day that I was in the Marine Corps and literally I was walking out for a cigarette and he
went a 10 hook 29.92 and I was like I literally standed at attention. I was like, "Holy fuck." Like it it like my PTSD just snapped in. I was like, "I haven't stood at attention in like 15 years." Like, "Holy shit." I heard a 10 hut like he was a staff sergeant. And he was a staff sergeant, the guy that I was talking to in the Marine Corps. >> You went into the Marines though, LD. Is that what you're telling me? Marines.
>> Yes. Yes. >> Wow. And you actually were a Marine cuz if you were a Marine, you have a little diploma that says I'm a Marine. >> I have a lot of people. >> I have a thing called an honorable discharge. Yeah. >> Untractable. All right. So, you cooked ham. At least this guy
made me. What the did you do on trackable? You cooked ham in Korea or Japan? What were you cooking there, my boy? >> Hey, I mean, we we all did our things. >> How the did they let you in the army? You didn't put them to sleep. Like, why
do you want to be a soldier? Like, oh, I'm unrackable. Uh, like, how did you make it? That's what I want to know. And then you end up So, you went across >> That's kind of a crazy question. What? these. Wait. Um, >> it's a miracle you even made it through the process.
>> Which service were you in, sir? >> NYD, bro. I'm not military like you. You >> Get the out of here, bro. me, my boy. >> Who's talking to me? >> Me. Me. I'm talking. >> Who's You don't have a You don't You don't have a combat action. You don't have any combat action ribbons
>> at all. No. No. I'm just civilian. NYPD. Any schmuck can be NYPD. You guys are soldiers. >> You actually joined military. That's a whole different ball game in my book. >> True. >> It is true. >> You got to go through this guy. >> You need a college degree to be NYPD.
You can't graduate high school and join the NYPD. Are you telling me you graduated high school and joined the NYPD? Cuz when I got out of the Marine Corps, I joined the fire department. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, so did you go to college for criminal justice or anything like that?
Like >> Yeah. St. John's. St. John J in the city, my boy. >> Yeah. My my best friend my best friend from the Marine Corps. He went to Pace. >> a good one, too. So, why are you off It's tracking though? Why are you going? I mean, you want to >> I didn't want to be a cop. What do you want? want? What do you want? What do you >> My my step my stepbrother when he got
out of the Marine Corps, he uh he became a cop. He's still a cop. He's a sergeant detective. He does uh vehicle homicides and stuff. >> Where? Where? >> In Jersey. I don't want to say where, but um he does he's a sergeant detective now and he does vehicle homicides like vehicle fatalities and stuff like traffic accidents and stuff. >> Amazing. It's amazing, bro.
>> Well, I mean, >> amazing. >> He was a patrolman. He was a patrolman for like six years before he got to detective. So, >> you have to you have to be. Go to the academy, you become a rookie. And if you do your thing, you get promoted fast. If you're some loser, you you'll never get promoted. It depends what you want. Some
people just want 20 years in the game. >> Others want to become the chief of police, >> right? Others want to be sergeant, lieutenant. Most of the cops don't want that. They they just want their 20 years. >> It depends, bro. Everyone's still different in that sense. >> There's no such thing as a sergeant,
lieutenant. >> No, no. Sergeant, then lieutenant. You have to take a test. >> You become detective. First grade, second grade, third grade, sergeant test. Then you're running a squad. So now when you become a sergeant, you're actually you're actually overlooking four losers. So four rookie
under you officers, you're running them. They give you a little team to run. If you can do that good lieutenant test and then you're the boss. When you're a lieutenant with the white shirt, you're their boss. >> They have to listen to anything you say. >> That's respect. Dennis, captain, and chief.
>> I never I never wanted to be a cop. I never wanted to be a cop. My brother >> My brother when he got out of the Marine Corps, my stepbrother, he uh >> I always wanted to be, but I'm always >> I never I never I joined the fire department. I was like, man, everyone when the fire department shows up, they're clapping and cheering. >> fire department is actually more amazing The than the cops, I think, in a way, man.
That's insane. >> I grew up in New York, man. the FDNY, I mean, they're great, but when I lived out when I got to the Marine Corps, when I was in Vegas, >> those people are gangs, man. >> Vegas has the one of the toughest fire departments in the world. >> They literally have not lost a person in like a structure fire since like the 80s when I was trying to join them.
>> They're so insane. They're so out of control. Brave service. I had to take the civil service. I was waiting. Some are brave, but FDNY like they're all brave. It's weird. >> Well, it's New York's bravest. New York's bravest. Yeah. I mean, But what I'm saying is that the actual the actual fire department in Vegas though, even though they've got
highrises and a lot of structure fires and stuff like that, it's like >> they have not lost a person in a structure fire since like the 80s. Like >> out of control. You You're on a little ladder from a truck with 200 pounds of gear, you know, trying to save people from burning fire. the Scott the Scott packs the saws and whatever the you're
>> car life out of control man >> when I was in the fire department I mean I'll show you my ID I'll show you my homeland security ID I was writ a rapid intervention team alpha if a if a firefighter pulled their pine >> oh wow holy >> sorry I wouldn't I was I'm sorry
>> Alex what would you rather date a cop cop or a firefighter? >> Firefighter. >> There you go. >> Wow, that hurts. That hurts. >> That hurts. >> I would. No. And I'll tell you why. Because a firefighter if I if something horrible like the number one, the firefighter would find me. That's number
one. Because they're natural hunters. They can go through the smoke, through all of that. They know what they're doing. Um, the cop is more about logistics. The firefighter is more about >> Yeah, it depends. The cop might just survival. want to get through his day. Correct. Something about firefighters separates
them. >> Well, the firefighter. Look, I I I >> You call them You call them You call them when you're in need of help. The same thing with the fire the same with the the police department. But problem target actual with the police department is they >> Yeah. The firefighters seem more like pure and more like >> like confident like they don't need a
gun. They just come to help you. >> Like the cops come on my dad's on my dad's side of my family. My grandmother um and they've all passed away, but my grandmother, she was one of the first African-American nurses in New York City.
>> Her name was Alice. Okay. >> Alice. Alice Mayors. and she actually um she was kind of like a savant strangely from Pittsburgh. When she was only 14 years old, she'd already um been admitted into college because she was
very um unusual when it came to her cerebral capacity. She had like a scholarship to go to New York and she integrated with within my um father's wi which was her family but my grandfather's family and he was a police
officer. That's how they met in the ER unit, believe it or not. But he was a police officer. He wound up getting in trouble because there was some corruption and he took the fall for it. But she was one of the first African-American legitimate nurses in New York City.
>> So that's like history, like American history. Like Ros look it up. Alice Mayors. Alice Mayors. That's part of the reason my name is Alexandre because initially my dad wanted my name to be Alice after his mom, but my mom didn't agree with it. So they settled on Alexandre. That's so funny because my
parents didn't My mom wanted my name to be something and my dad didn't agree >> That's That's the truth. But my but with it. on my grandfather's um on my dad's side on the grandfather's side of the family, they were Marines. >> Grand. >> They And they were some of the first black Marines in the United States of America. >> Get the out.
>> Before No, I'm dead serious. Well, back back then back then the military used to be segregated. It was and my grandfather part of the reason that my grandfather lost his position in NYPD at the time had to do with corruption, him being blamed for something that he should not have been
blamed for. But because he was a man of color and honestly barely a man of color when you really if you were to look at photographs of my father >> of my father's side of the family they were able to do something called passing >> because they were very fair complexion.
>> I'm one of the last darker people within my particular lineage. I know I know a detective in the Hamptons that's a lesbian. She was a lesbian. She is a lesbian detective. Someone I know in the Hamptons Hampton's
detective, right? And they fired her because of that. >> No, there there's a lot of corruption. >> It's called the >> That's not cool. You know what I'm saying? That still goes on. >> It's everywhere. Unfortunately Unfortunately yes it does still go on, but it's not. They don't record it like >> correct. The body camera changed the
whole game. >> But the higherups can get around it. Get around it. >> LA is a woman is a lesbian woman and she's never even been like a firefighter. She was always like a uh like a like a clerk and now she's the chief of fire uh fire department in LA.
Why? She's not the best. >> I love when I see that when I see women running like police departments like I think in LA the the chief of police is a lady. >> How crazy is that? >> The chief of the chief what what ultimately >> but she earned it. She earned it. She's been on the force for like 30 years.
Worked her way up and earned it. >> But that's the best when I see like that. When things go wrong, typically people send their offspring, their children to school. >> Like >> it's it's the mind that matters, not the dick has a vagina. You understand? >> Who you going to give the job to as the LA police chief?
>> Just cuz he has a dick or she has a No, you're going to judge their mind. >> Freaking talk. Please. >> Go ahead, baby. Go. >> Please. What I'm going to say is that what typically happens with my younger, and I call them nieces, but they're not my siblings children, but my cousin's children, but I still call them all
nieces and nephews. We all send them to school. They become doctors or attorneys, one of the two. So even if like I don't worry about certain things because I have amazing attorneys in my family to where something happens I'm safe because I don't pay for I pay for their freaking
>> sound like me. Alex, are you are you half Jewish? Alex, >> nothing can touch you if you have a $600 an hour attorney. That's a fact. >> My last name is Mayor's. Y'all know my last name. My legal last name is Mayors. is it ain't made up. Some people pronounce it Myers, but no, I I consider myself a Christian, but it's closely
related. And I don't disagree with a lot of things. >> Oh, I love the song you played before with Psyche. You were exercising the demon, the prayer of David song. >> He's resistant, but I'm trying. I'm trying. >> You had to exercise the demon out of that He's a devil with a stupid. >> He's not the devil. >> Yeah, he's the devil and he needs you to
exercise the demon out of his I'm a reminder of some things. >> It's either you or me. I don't want to do it. Baby, you you have a nice >> You have a glove with him. I don't have an iron fist. I don't want to put him through that. The guy's been through so much already. >> Don't Don't Don't bring up things that are going to mess it up. McQueen, stop
it. Stop it, >> McQueen. >> Stop it. >> McQueen. >> So, when's So, when's the fashion show gonna be? >> You want it, baby? >> You see this fashion show? >> Do you Do you know LD? Do you know LD? Well, >> Yeah. What do you >> not very well.
>> LD is awesome? >> What? >> better than you probably. I knew him >> LD with Detaloo. Excuse me. >> I I I met her like five years ago, dude. I did not meet you five years ago. You didn't even turn your camera. >> No, I know. I I'm kidding. I don't know him better than you, but I know LD LD5 protect his identity because he's
undercover. >> I know for LD for him. >> I like speak. >> Where's Where's Psych? Well, I I understand Spanish. I don't speak >> He's walking at McDonald's. I was asking Alex if he speaks Spanish. Oh, >> he'd get he would get a really good enlist not enlistment bonus but uh
whatever they call it in the ice if he speaks Spanish like >> let's find why wouldn't you why would >> move and move to a federal agency >> chilling >> he's laying on the floor by the way he's on the deck he's laying on the floor smoking a cigarette
>> that's what he >> look at him he's being dressed as an alligator What are you? Are you in the Navy? Is this a Is this a port hole? Is that a >> This is the military man. >> That's what I'm saying. If I'm on the deck. >> Oh, now he's trying to play me like I I ain't laying on the deck. McQueen. >> That's his house. >> What are you doing there? Are you
burglarizing that house? >> Is this Is this door a port hole? This is a port hole. >> He does this every year. He goes to this house. We don't know who owns it. And he goes house. I'm the only one >> naked. It's weird. >> It's his house. It is his house. >> It's his house. Obviously, it's his house.
>> So, somebody his mommy, his wife, maybe >> Yeah. his. Who knows? >> No, it's his. It might be in somebody else's name, but it's his house. >> No, it's my house. >> They would not let some Sasquatch stick on their deck diving into a lake if it wasn't related to him. So, it's his house.
It may not be my house. >> Do you know Do you know that it's LD's birthday? >> You understand that birthday today? >> I I I'm not going to sing happy birthday to him. I only sing it to girls. I said happy birthday, LD. Many, many blessings, many years. Try to make it to 100 years old. That's my mission. I'm going to make it to 100.
We're >> Yeah, exactly. the longer. I'm going to keep it going >> till I can. I don't give a I'm going to keep it going till the more till the very end, bro. If I got to do 120, 130, I got to have a walker, whatever. I'm going to run this into the ground.
Every second that God gives me, I'm not going to give up at 80, 90. that. I'm going to keep it going. >> I'm going to keep it going, bro. Are are you generation X or millennial? >> I don't know. None of that Generation X. Millennial. >> Millennial. Older millennials and generation. >> We're going to outlive the younger
generation. >> that. >> Hey. Hey. >> I always had a feeling >> when I was a little kid that I was going to live a very long life. I remember this at 3, four, 5 years old. Just having some feeling. Now that I think about like reincarnation and karma and all that thing, maybe I lived a life
right before I was born because why would a three, four year old have this deep feeling he's going to live to be a very very old man? I always had this feeling in me. >> Okay. So maybe, hold on, check this out. So maybe the life before me, if reincarnation is real, some very old man
died, and then I was born, took his spirit, and I feel his spirit like I'm going to live to. >> Well, maybe the >> I mean, either that or I'm crazy because I I was feeling this before I knew what feelings were. Okay, that's my point. Yeah. I was a little kid in Colombia and
I always had this feeling like I'm going to live till I'm like 900 years old. I don't know why I felt that way, but I always had it in me like it was 100% guaranteed and I get older and older and I'm like life is short. You can die at 50, right? Life comes in cancer this that. But when I was three or four, I felt it
completely natural. So then I start investigating and then people say reincarnation and all this and blah blah blah blah. So maybe my only logical answer for me to be that young 4 years old and feel that I'm going to live to 900 years old without anyone
talking to me. No one like laid me in bed and was like you live to 900 years old. Like it was just in me. It was just a feeling I had from a a little kid. >> So, I'm assuming that an energy took over me. That's what reincarnation does, right? Someone dies and that energy goes
into someone else and it gets reborn and you do a new life. So, I think whoever was my past life was a >> was a very old man passing his energy over like older than me. Wait, explain me. Am I crazy? >> Wait, wait. Alexander, let let L2
>> Alexandra can reincarnation, right? Like a traditional uh uh Indian like uh secret. >> No, no, but why at a young age? You remember when you were born having a feeling you're going to live to >> person I commit a lot of bad acts? I'm going to come back as a slug, right? I'm
going to come back as a slug. >> Yeah. A little Yeah. All I have to do as a slug to move my way back up the food chain. Do I have >> He's not getting it though. I literally had that feeling. >> Wait, wait. M and McQueen, your your volume is so high. Like like do you have it on the highest level? Like like turn
it down a little bit. Ju just a we we can still hear you, but you have it on like max to where nobody else can talk. I'm just saying if you're a piece of and you're reborn in you're going to be reincarnated as a slug or a worm or whatever, what you have to slug to move your way back up
the food chain to like a human or >> look at Alexandro sexy. Don't tell me to lower my mic, baby. I want you since I was 2 years old. I'm gonna live forever >> and I'm having my tequila, but I want to
hear everybody talk. And Alexander, you know, I love you, but you tend to super loud. >> All right, I'll turn it down. I'll turn it, but you know, we we we're still listening now with me. I I always thought I was I would live to be about
>> close to 200. I was shocked when my dad died. as to me. My dad died early in my opinion. Okay. I >> How old was he? How old was he? >> Close to close to 80, but in his late 70s. I always thought he was going to be like um over >> He was old when he had you. He was old
when he had you. >> Yeah. Both my Yeah. My parents had And I was the first They had me later in their life. >> Your mother was younger, I assume. Your mother was younger than you. No, my mom my my mom is pretty she's older, >> but she's really um that's why I thought my dad was going to be around longer
because um until the cancer hit him. >> Your mom died first. >> No, my mom's still alive. >> Yeah, >> my mom is alive and she's not in like the like does he call you every day and say, "How's my little alley?" I >> I talk to her every other day, of course. All right. Um because that would
>> I I thought that because my dad always suck. seemed more um like jubilant, more energetic, but he burnt out. >> Did he come over and clean and cook for you Alex? >> No. I Is your mom crazy? >> No. When >> if you come over with like meals, >> we're all crazy in our family, but um No. When I visit her, I clean and I cook
for her. >> I don't have anybody. I I clean and cook for myself. And I'm a I'm a neat freak actually. But um >> you sound like the person I need to move into this house because I'm not a neat freak. >> I'm I'm completely OCD. I'm the most annoying. Nobody wants to live with me. I'm so OCD. >> How How could you leave this beer can
>> I'm a link on the floor everything. My friends do not like me because I clean their houses. is >> Yeah, I would hate that kind of ridiculous. >> Oh my god, that's the funniest >> That's the funniest >> But you know what is >> I do the same. I do it, Alex. As soon as I walk into someone's house, if it's all
messy, I start picking up, folding it putting in the garbage. I take out their garbage. >> I've never Well, for me, it's a luxury. I I have >> And they're like, "Yo, I didn't invite you to clean my house, bro. Like, relax." I'm like, "I can't be here like this, bro." I like, >> OH MY GOD, YOUR GARBAGE IS FULL. WHAT THE I'll be right back. I take the out for them.
>> I'm horrible. I'm horrible because and >> that. people get back. But anytime I visit family and >> you can't take out your garbage. It's full, >> And I mean, look, I'll tell you when I met Psych, if you would have let me in this house, I would have cleaned the whole damn thing. But it it that's how I am. That's me. But I was raised. >> Exactly. That's why I can't visit Psych. I'll go crazy. I was dying psych trying
to clean all that up. >> My dad was always super duper messy, but my mom was super duper OCD and I >> I heard your dad was gay. Is that true? >> By obviously I exist, so he had to have been by. >> So he went gay after he had you. >> Alexander, why are you going to bring
that up? Like what's that matter? >> Because I don't know. I'd rather talk about that than throwing out garbage. So hold on. So, the guy had you with the mom. Hold on, Alex. Don't don't don't run away. Just >> don't overt talk me and turn your volume down if you really want to talk about it. >> You have it as loud as I do, baby. So, relax. >> No, not really. I don't.
>> Well, you said your dad passed away from cancer right? >> Yes, he did. >> So, wait. Hold on. I need answers, though. >> Why would you call psyche? >> Did it metastasize it? No, it from from the lungs to the heart to the pro, you know, the the pancreas
to, you know, all your mids. >> I almost died yesterday. I swear to God, I was crossing the street. I wasn't checking and a bus flew by at like 100 miles an hour. It almost clipped my >> Um, nose. more foot Alexander, if you don't mind, I I answered your question. Can we drop it if you don't mind? Cuz otherwise, >> this is very personal. Well, this is
very personal questions like we got to let it out. Well, personal is the >> anything you can do with anyone on here like >> No, it was all everything central in the He he had a heart issue. I was with him through the heart. >> But how many did he suck before the heart issue? >> I know. I don't want to be on this panel. How many cops?
>> So the kicking her, dude. >> What? >> She said the man is gay. He's a >> sucked in the left, >> Oh, you guys are crazy. >> Why you want to know how many disrespectful >> that disrespectful? I'm loving I be
a cop and be so disrespectful. Bro, >> I am doing her a favor. She needs to face this >> If it's not going to be McQueen, it's going to be somebody else later and it's going to hurt even more. >> I'm helping her. Trust me, bro. >> I'm giving her tough skin. So, when this when they confront her in real life
about this she's going to clean and laugh it off. >> Okay. I'm helping her. >> Yeah. So, anyway, Alex, get back up here. How many dicks did your dad suck? People are whatever happened to them. Psyche sucks a Everyone sucks I'm up.
What happened? Don't handle heat, my boy. It's me and Santa Claus. A great one.
Did I just see in the back chat Alex say get Alex off the panel? That's hilarious. Chief Longdon Pico. Chief Longdon, I'll tell you what this is. This is McQueen up. That's what this is. All
right. There's only one Alexander, one Alex in this town. There's no room for two Alex's, my peeps. So, yeah. Love you, Unraable. Look at
that little nose. Little look at him. Nice hair. All right, my peeps. thing that is. Hit the link if I see no hair. I don't know what to do, my boy. You can get a toup pay. You can like girl put seeds in it. There's stuff to do. You can get like an implant of hair.
Well, you don't have that much money. That's like 20 grand for fake hair. Just hair plugs. I had a bald loser that friend of mine that did it, but he was rich. Yeah. in like college. He done loser went crazy and he all of a sudden he just came in with new hair one day. But his dad owned one of
the biggest electrical companies in New York, you know. He had loot for the fake hair, my peeps. My dad blessed me with a full head of hair. Yeah, mine too. My boy Chief London. That that that becomes a
question in life. It's like um >> there you go. Untraable. Take it from here, bro. Please put us to bed. Tells a story. You got it. >> Well, would you would you rather be natural and have people hate you for that? >> Or or would you rather waste a bunch of money and have a failure of a surgery
and have people hate you for that? >> It depends how like vain you are. Like uh that's a sin. Vanity. Vanity. When you look in the mirror every day and like you know it's called vanity. That's a sin. >> Yeah. So I I I am who I am. And I >> I know, bro. That's why I love you, dick.
>> You have no vanity in you. You're special. I get it. And so you don't explain it to me, bro. Trust me. I see right through everything. But if you want to get down to business, yeah, it's called vanity. And some people are so vain and so caught up in their looks that you know everything oh on travel
don't give a Naked in the lake. I mean here I am. I don't pay the garage. What? >> Everyone's like vanity. >> Hey look look. >> I know you dick. You don't got to shove it down my throat.
>> Chill. Look at this. I I pulled my beard to the side. I got a tan line from from my >> red. You look like a tomato. Actually, you've been tanning, haven't you? Look at you. >> My beard was
>> crazy. Yeah, you're a supermodel, bro. Some people are super models without even trying. That's your gift. >> You understand? Yeah, like you don't you know some some guys just got it like that, bro. >> I like to think I'm one of those, but I don't know. You know, nobody You're
definitely one of those, dick. Some guys just got like that. Doesn't matter. They could wear whatever. They just hot. They just got it. That's it. A lot of people got to try hard. You just roll out of bed like boom, supermodel. Doesn't matter what the
you do. >> Well, isn't that isn't that how that's why people hate you, my boy? Envy. That's another saying out here. >> Do Do you get the Hey, this this is how it works. They they get normal dudes to model underwear
because >> because it's underwear, but they get hot chicks to model special underwear so that way dudes will buy their chicks their special underwear. You see how it works? >> Yeah. It's sickening, bro. How they like try to put a seed in your mind what a
person should look like. A man should look like this. A woman should look like this. That's crazy. They're trying to break your mind and love up. Like, nobody should look like anything. You look what like what you look like. Yes, the media and the magazines have their little, you know, model Victoria
Secret. They should be this, that, this, that. But that's all If you feed into that, you're >> You understand? You're never going to find love. you're going to be chasing a magazine cover your whole life >> and and and you are what you do. >> Um so you know
>> if if if you pick >> so many beautiful people out there, man, >> and they're not all Victoria Secret models. Like that's what's crazy. >> You're going to look a certain way if you if you do certain things. Um but >> look like how you want, bro. It depends
what's inside, right? You can be the you can be some 63 darker, blue hair, blue eye, and be the biggest loser. Like, you don't know nothing. Or you can be whatever you want. Don't fit into And at the end of the day, who you're laying in bed with when the lights go off, that's what matters, right? It's dark. It's you and them. It's not some
supermodel in you cuz he's got the bunch of ass and 10 kick of abs like hello. That's what up life, man. I'm done. This this commercial >> Oh yeah. >> People what they need to love. That's basically what they do.
>> Like this is what a man is. This is what a woman should be. People go out there, they get on a bus and they're like like they just pervert their mind up. >> Everything that they sell is something that you want and and you'll never get it through a dollar.
Every single thing that they sell to you, >> there's something you want. Correct. That they don't give a about. They just want you to want it. It's not like they want it. They're like, "Look what this loser wants. Like, let's just sell it to them." And they just collect the
money and keep growing. >> This this this smell will attract women or this >> this will attract women. >> That's so crazy. This smell. >> How about you attract the girl, bro? Cuz the likes you. Like, what the
This smell. Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm not saying cologne doesn't work because it does, man. I swear to God. I love cool water. I had on my dick of cologne. So, it's true. But that's not the final thing, bro. If you can't get a girl without the cologne, you don't deserve the girl. >> No, it it's about the It's about the
long term, >> cuz you you don't wash your ass, but you sprayed yourself at when you got off work. A that's called a Puerto Rican bath, my boy. That's a Puerto Rican bath. Yeah. And they they just stink even worse. That smells like hell. Like, you didn't take a shower. Yeah. Don't ever
not shower and spray cologne to try to cover it. That's a Puerto Rican bath. >> Yeah. So, 10 times worse. >> Yeah. So, same thing. Look at the long term. be like, "Oh, I >> you know, I I could get the hair plugs and have my looking all nice and
and and then a girl gets with me cuz I I got, you know, nice hair and uh she wants her jeans to be nice, too." >> Yeah. But you could be bold and have a Porsche and the girl get with you like, you know, like what does she really like? Who what is she? She doesn't even know you. Like, >> brother. >> Well, no. That all >> if you're with a woman, you leave
>> the same you need to be with her for 6 months before you start knowing who she is. >> It it all falls into the same >> year. Then h when I hear people get married like 3 months in, 6 months in, like what are you out of your mind, Are you out of your mind? You don't even know this person. >> 3 months you know the you're
married. That means the You know what that means? That you're such a loser. You haven't got your whole life. This spread her legs for 3 months daily and you marry her and now she owns half your >> Like there's a lot of losers out there like that that they don't get and
once one spreads it 24/7 for them, they'll fall for it. >> That's crazy. >> That's crazy. I I heard about I heard about these uh seminars where it's like it's damn near $20,000
for a three-day weekend. >> Oh my god. $20,000 >> years rent and hey, listen. They're gonna they're going to turn you into a man. They're going to put you through uh so much training in 3 days and you're
going to pay $20,000 for this It's like that's exactly what we got paid to do. >> Like I I got $2,000 a month to go through those I I didn't have to pay a goddamn thing. All I had to do is say yes, pay me. But they paid $20,000.
Like, hey, make me a man over three days because I am so >> Make me a man over three days. He's 20 grand. What? That's crazy. >> No, the the rest of us, >> make me a man. So, >> the rest of us pay me and make me a man.
>> 20 grand. I'll make you a man, dick. Join the army. Go cook like on track of one Korea. At least you went to boot camp, you know. >> Well, >> military man
is like, "Hey, you paid 20 grand and you know, somebody tortured you for 3 days." Whereas I got paid for 6 years and I tortured myself for six years. There there were there was no test I could not pass. You you understand that, right?
>> Yeah. Correct. Your mind wouldn't let you fail. You just couldn't. That was out of the equation. You not passing. I get it. I'm the same way. Like once my mind focuses on something, >> I could not fail. I was not allowed to fail. >> Exactly. You won't let yourself allow.
And once you do that, the universe will shift into that purpose with you, bro. Once the mind becomes that strong, it just like takes hold of the universe and it'll shift it. Like, if you don't want to shift it for me, I'm going to shift it for you, Once that mentality goes into place,
it can't be stopped. It can't be stopped, bro. And the universe will help you and go with it. >> I've done it multiple times. It It's kind of like talking to you at 3:00 a.m. Um, >> yeah. >> Does Alex win?
Um, >> uh, where's the money coming from? Uh, because uh, if if our money is equal, then Alex will never beat me. I don't know what you're talking about money, but I got to go to the bathroom,
bro. Give me two minutes. >> It's okay. Handy business. >> Thank you. I'll be right back. I literally got to go take a leak, man. Not trolling. >> Yeah. Yeah. You see what I mean? He can't hold his water.
He has no decorum.
Oh, you were just a this or just a that. There's only two of us up here and all of a sudden you got to go to the bathroom.
Yeah. And but this isn't about me and you. It's about people up that that actually deserve it
cuz they can't spend the time.
They can't say left, right. I'm just saying. But I'll spend the time with you when I have it to give hurt my feelings.
>> I'm back. I'm back, buddy. You good? >> Yeah, I'm good. How about yourself, sir? >> Nice. >> I'm good, man. I'm good. was pulling that puppy in. >> I I was I was talking mad while you were gone. >> Nice. I'll rewind it. I can't What What the are you saying? I can only
imagine. Oh, >> Oh, I I said um you know, you couldn't just mute your cam or or mute yourself and like, you know, piss in the bush and be still right here with us. It's like you You had to make a whole >> You had to make a whole scene of it. Like it's like, "Hey, look at me. I'm
taking a piss break." >> Yeah, exactly. Bro, what do you want to be disrespectful and just mute and then you're going to be like, "Alex, are you there, Alex?" And leave you alone for 2 minutes. So, I rather tell you, "Bro, I'm going to the bathroom." So, if I don't answer, it's cuz I'm in the bathroom.
That's why I do it. Honestly, I I don't even know why. I should just not give a Why do I got to tell you when? But out of respect, >> cuz it happens sometimes. I'll just mute up and go to the bathroom and I hope people like, "Alex, Alex, answer." And they're talking to me and I'm in the bathroom like, "Fuck." So, I like to announce it now. Like, I'm going to the
bathroom two minutes, my man. >> I I I know this is not my job, but um I I deal with that at the job all the time. Uh uh somebody accused me of taking a break. It's like he took a break and he didn't tell me. >> Like I had to go to
>> and it's like well you didn't tell me. It's like um you're not my boss and when I got to go to the bathroom I got to go to the bathroom. It doesn't matter. See what an you are. Because now, no, I did tell you and I come back and you're making fun of me like, "Oh, Alex, you had to make a thing out of it." So, I can't win with you, >> right? If I tell you,
>> I made a thing out of it. If I don't tell you, >> I'm an So, which one is it, Paul? What do you want? >> Tell you or don't tell you? Cuz that's exactly what happened, dick. You just said, "Oh, you had to tell me when pee." Huh? Remember that one? >> Hey, I'm I'm not the one.
>> You said it. You said it. You You were beefing at me cuz I told you. And then you were beefing cuz I didn't tell you. >> And then you told me a story about someone not telling you. >> So, you're basically crazy. I just caught you in a crazy lie. And now I know once again that you're out of your
mind, >> So don't tell me. So next time I'm not going to tell you. I'll just let you talk by yourself and question where I am. >> Because either way, you know, it doesn't matter with you, right? Tell them or don't tell them. You're >> Well, >> if you tell him, you're making a thing about it. If you don't tell him, he's
going to tell your bullish like, "You didn't tell me." So, how do you win with your stupid bearded ass? >> Well, in in that case, you should probably just mute up and um let me embarrass you. >> I'm going to mute. I got to go to the bathroom again. Actually, I I didn't tinkle all the way.
Let's see what you talk. No, mute up. Let's see what happens. >> Go ahead. Mute up. >> I did. I muted. >> Yeah. That's what That's what you should >> I'm muted. I'm muted up. Talk Go ahead. >> You're not muted up while you're talking. >> I am muted. I'm I'm muting just to tell you I'm muted. But I'm muted.
>> Well, then get muted. >> I'm muted. All right. I'm going to mute up right now. Done. Don't Don't say my name, though, cuz then I got to unmute. >> Yeah. So, this uh I'm muted. >> Hurry up. So this guy >> I'm muted.
>> He He doesn't know when to shut up. I'm not going to say any names though. >> I'm muted. So shut up. >> But but but there were these moments when it's like, "Hey, you made a good point." >> Who? Yeah, exactly. They can. All right. So you get it.
>> I thought you were muted. Shut up. >> I am muted. Okay. So, whose house are you burglarizing every year? Why do you go to that house and dive and wrestle alligators in their backyard pond? Who is that? Is that your grandfather? Your mama? >> I'm I'm I'm training for your house,
Alex. >> Is it a B&B Airbnb you go every year with your um >> I'm I'm train I'm training for I'm training for your house. Uh, interesting. Interesting. All right. Okay. >> But I don't I know you can't afford water. So
>> I can't water stuff to find. It's hard. You got to pay big bucks for the water. >> Yeah. So So >> I had a jet ski once. It cost me a fortune. Yeah. Just to put it in water is a nightmare. >> It's a nightmare. So, I have to train. >> Well, I traded my BMW in today for a Porsche. I got a Porsche, bro.
>> Oh, >> metallic blue. >> Yeah, it's the best thing on earth. I'm having a midlife crisis. >> Yeah, I was eyeballing this baby for a while and I was like, >> you got a 1986 Porsche, which is supposed 1986. That's funny. No,
it's twin turbo and it's a convertible >> on top of it. >> Are are you going to you got any >> I went crazy. I went crazy, bro. I don't know how much time I got on this world, you know. that. >> Hey, how about you know, you know how crazy I am on trackable? I want They had a white
Ferrari. They had a white Ferrari. But >> I wanted the Ferrari, and the bank wouldn't approve it. The bank wouldn't approve the loan for the Ferrari. That's how much Yo, whoever has a Ferrari, shout out to them cuz you need a lot of money to get a Ferrari bro. >> Talking man.
>> The bank wouldn't approve it. They only approved the Porsche. I was pissed. It was a white Ferrari. White, my boy. Like like Miami Vice. I I >> the bank was like, "Hell no, we're not approving 110 grand. The out of here with your stupid 40 grand down. We're not doing it, my boy. My credit wasn't good enough for the Ferrari."
They They were like, "We'll approve you for the Porsche, 80 grand, so you put half down. 40 grand. We'll We'll You know, 40 grand, we'll approve. You want the Ferrari? 120 grand with 40 grand. We're not approving 100 grand credit." I was pissed, man. I got a pistol, >> but at least I got the Porsche, my boy. I got the Porsche.
>> 911 Twin Turbo. >> I'm I'm just saying I can prove that I'm at a >> 911 Twin Turbo. >> Can Can you prove that you just got that car? >> How can I prove it to you? You want to see pictures of it? Because I got a lot of pictures of it. I was I did a photo
shoot the whole day with that thing. >> I'm not going to show you paperwork. You don't have to take my word for it. >> Well, I'll show you a picture of it. Hold on. Let me see if I can upload on the avatar. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. My boy. >> No, that doesn't work for me. >> Well, this is it. You You take it or
leave it. What do you want me to do? >> There it is. Apply. Okay. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. Unttrackable. You asked for it. Look at it. Full screen McQueen. That's my new baby. >> That's my new baby. >> Oh, bro. It doesn't work like that. I know. New York.
>> 911 Twin Turbo, my boy. >> But the same way I can go >> The same way I can go live in the lake, you can go live. >> Whatever. >> That's my new car, my boy. >> Twin Turbo 911.
But you can't do that. So So >> you drive a Corolla. Shut the up. >> No, I drive a Camry. >> Okay. Exactly. Even worse, loser. >> Well, I'm I'm once I get home. >> Exactly. McQueen, you want to Who wants
to see my new car? >> Convertible 911 twin turbo Porsche. >> Hey, but home last night, my boy from the dealership in New Jersey. >> Can you 80 grand? 80 grand. It's not
brand new. The brand new ones are 110 120. So, you know, I'm not that much of a big dog. But the Ferrari, I didn't get approved for the Ferrari. But that's actually good because that would put a lot of eyeballs on me. >> Hey, your car. Can you swim?
100% I can swim. I'm a fish, bro. >> Can Can you prove it? Can you prove it? >> Can you prove it? I don't know. Meet me in the water one day. Meet me in the beach. All I'll swim you any day of the week, bro. Any day of the week, I'll swim you underwater. I can hold my breath for five minutes,
>> You can't hold your breath. You smoke cigarettes, loser. I don't. I win right off the bat on that. You sip on course light and smoke cigarettes like they're going out of style. I will outswim you and that's a fact my boy. I can hold my breath for 4
and a half minutes almost five. Shut the up. >> Shut for stain teeth boy. Shut the up. Look at your teeth. They're They look like Swiss cheese. They look like Swiss cheese. us. Look, he's smoking as we speak. I don't smoke,
brother. No cigarettes have touched these lungs in 20, 30 years. You think you're going to outlast me? I will knock you out in two seconds. I'll swim you anything. You're going to be huffing and puffing, my friend, in a minute. You're going to be dying. The up, man. The Suck on that cigarette
again. Go ahead, boy. Suck on that cigarette again for me. Do it. Suck in that cans of steak. I will knock you out, brother. I can jog seven miles and swim four miles. A triathlon king. The up, >> bro.
>> This loser dives in my grandma's lake and jumps back up smoking crack cigarettes and beer. And you think you're going to outest a man like me? >> >> with your buck tooth teeth. With your
buck tooth teeth, my peeps. >> Look at you. Buck tooth boy. Old on top, buck tooth on the bottom, hiding his face with his beard. Look at him. Come on. >> Yeah. >> Don't say I got a polish I got
a por while you're on some You're by Look at them teeth. Yeah. Buck tooth. Look at you. No pores. >> Look at that gap between those teeth. >> I got a Porsche and you got gap teeth. I have a Porsche 911 twin turbo and you got gap teeth. >> What does that say for you?
>> What did you make out of yourself in life? You're sucking on cancer sticks. Take another cigarette for me. >> Take another cigarette hit, my boy. >> Suck on that cigarette. Smuck on that cigarette. Suck it. Suck it. I know it's in your hand. You're dying to do it. Don't hold back now, Take another
swig of that sig. Come on. Look, he's trying to hold it back. It's a brand new cigarette. It wasn't even like down to the, you know, the bottom. He's holding a cigarette in his hand right now, not wanting to take a pull of it because I'm calling him out. So you got the stupid beer and cancer sticks and you think you're going to out
swim McQueen. Where that that dumb like thought come in your mind, my boy. Where the in your brain you thought you could do anything better than McQueen. You've been sucking on cancer sticks for decades.
I spit on you, you die. >> Shut the up. That that's that's a that's a beautiful sentiment and I'm going to keep on smoking and and you're going to keep on losing to me. >> You smoke and I punch a punching bag and
jog seven miles a day. Who's going to win that fight? Answer me that one, my boy. >> Well, I'm just saying that you I >> Hold on. Do you have the ball to say it's going to be you? cuz it's not gonna be you, >> So, don't be that delusional, >> Come on, man. >> I drive seven miles a day. I don't touch
cigarettes. I am in perfect shape. You're a You're a old man sucking cancel steaks, alcohol. Who's going to win that fight? >> You're in perfect shape. >> Sorry to break it to you, bro. It's not going to be you. >> You're in perfect shape.
You You are in perfect shape.
You see how excited I am? Cuz I I would you up in a heartbeat.
Did you kick him or did he uh lose himself?
It's okay. It's 3:30 here on the East Coast. Some of us are still swimming, smoking or not smoking, drinking or not drinking.
It's not a competition like that. until it is. Um, but you got to show up to grow up.
Complainers never win. Like, oh, you know, you're a problem. We can't deal with you. So, so what do you do? He he put somebody down and all that. It's like, well, come to my neck of the woods
and put me down. And it never happens. It's okay. It's I don't come out here with these bugs for no reason. I don't dive into the darkness for no reason.
So, I don't have free love for each and every one of you for no reason.
But for somebody that finds a way to hate everybody and say, "I'm better than you." It's like, hey, well, that that's all fine and good.
Talk your You get it out. I think I think this is therapy for some people. Like, just just say what you got to say.
You'll win. You you you'll win today. The loudmouth contest.
I don't know why I'm up here by myself either.
But it is all fun and games, you know, time spent together.
a bunch of willing participants. And if somebody wants to talk mad that's that's fine. If somebody has something to say, that's cool, too. You know,
we aren't all built for the same or even understanding what others are going through. So if if that's what it's about, I was like, that's what it's about. I don't stick around for people's personal
but but if you want to have fun, I I can have fun.
Alex is in the back chat calling me a
I mean, I got your right here, brother.
I I do on camera all the time and um more or less to entertain the people
you you from what we've seen you you won't do anything to prove this up, you know, to us anyway, you know, one for one. And that's fine. No, no judgment. I still respect you. I still love you.
But you talk You get hit and I don't even have to hit you. I don't I don't have to hit you. Everybody down there in the comment section is going to be like, "Hey, one dude's doing one thing and another dude's talking a whole bunch of shit."
You You see this, right? That's how it goes.
I'm not worried about a dag on thing. I'm not worried about somebody calling me a I'm not worried about a challenge.
No, not worried about it because in real, you know, in real life, I'm I'm never going to meet none of y'all. Alex isn't going to come from New York down here to the water I'm in.
at least while I'm while I'm here for the next week.
It's just not going to happen. And that's fine. And you know, my family's not going to hold the phone. Well, I prove a point. And that's that's fine, too, cuz where's your family? They're not holding your phone either. Why you prove a point?
It's just not going to happen. It's okay. Boys being boys.
But as men, we do this every single day. every single day. And I wish the best for each and every one of you, whoever you are, however you live your life. Get it.
Enjoy it. teach the next generation.
That's really all you got. Competitions are fun and all, but all they really do is give others something to look at. If they can't if they can't see you, do something.
What? While I spend here with time with my family.
You're just this dude that exists. Talks mad Good luck. Good luck with that light. Good luck with that light.
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