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The episode 'Monday Afternoon Open Panel Tarot and Cats' features host Psyche and guests discussing daily life, weed quality, and streaming habits in an informal setting. The conversation includes casual banter, tarot readings, and interactions with various guests.
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Hello. What's up, guys? It's a little bit bright in here. It's a little bit bright. It's still the afternoon. My hair's a little messy. I have some cigar left and I'm going I'm probably going to leave in a couple hours to go to the grocery store, but we'll see what
happens. What's up, Jay Dog? How are you today? Good seeing everybody. Welcome in. I know it's not a bad day because I got this nice weed today. Actually, I'll have it for a little bit because I smoke it very
slowly. So, how's everyone today? It's Monday. I was a little confused on the days this weekend. I thought yesterday was Saturday. I thought today was Sunday. Yeah, it's Monday. Thought Friday was Saturday. Yeah. So, kind of that nugget looks fire. Yeah, this is some good stuff. It's called
Gremlin limited edition limited release. Nice. I need one of these. Um they have these um high power power um microscopes you can look at weed with. I love to look at weed. So yeah, it should last a
little while longer. I still have a whole other one unopened. This one still has most of it in there. I got this big nug right there. So doing good. Problem is I get a little high and then I like get sometimes it gets quiet and like not as energetic. So, I'm trying to like take it a little slow
today. Hey, Rudy. Rudy's down here. The cats are all happy. Yeah, we had a fun I had a fun night last night. I did like a almost almost 12 hours last night. I did like 11 and a half hours. But that stream is for the for the ether. I have to private a lot of
streams. Okay. Apple just charged me $10 for something for what? I don't know. Let's check my account real quick. Are you guys doing today? Let's see. What am I paying
for account subscriptions? Okay. Okay. I think it's for Discord for this month. Okay. So, yeah, I'm I'm upgrade on Discord. I'm not sure if I'm going to keep that. What's up, DJ Electra? How are you? Yeah, Discord's
Discord's been interesting. Um, it's like a little bit quiet now, but uh we got to get Discord going. We got a good show going. Yeah, I did like 11 and a half hours last night and we just had so many guests and you know went to bed like 3 3 in the morning and still was ready to check out more open panels but most of them were closed Sunday night. I'm just addicted
to open panels. Yep. How are you guys doing today? I'm going to close my window a little bit so the lighting is a little
better. It's a little bit better. But I did get my um I did get my uh my I have this longer cord for the phone now. So pretty cool. Yeah, we had some fun. We had some good readings last night. We had Maser was here and we we had a Perry Page came um and you know talked to everybody and did some awesome readings
and we just had a great time like you know a lot of readers come here. A lot of people that from all areas of YouTube come here. Interesting guests. You know, sometimes had some troll wars and stuff. What's up? God's favorite. Electra Jay Dog. How are you guys all doing? Yeah. I'm just trying to smoke some tobacco right
now. I looked on my candle last night. Um, yeah. This welcome our first guest. Okay. Good morning. Good afternoon.
620 over here. It's 6:20. Yeah, it's 3:20 over here. It's very How's your day? 4 or it's 3 or is it uh seven? Is it seven? I don't know. Is it Or is
it 25 or is it six or is it four? It's 321. Or is it eight? Is it six? Seven. It's all there. All conceptions. Is it three or is it two? Is it one? I don't know. Now I'm confused. I'm really bad at math. How many How How's your vodka?
Oh, that's how much how many liters are left in your vodka? Okay. Oh, no. Cheers. That's an elbow. You okay, Sig? Yeah. Everyone's saying you look different. I look different. This is a different angle. Okay. Look, I could do I could do even better than this. Hold on. Turn off my light
here. I could do even better for angles. It would be It would be really funny if you did a drag one here. Yeah. Be hilarious. probably be really good at it. Yeah, for Halloween or something. It'd be pretty funny.
Well, that's frightening. Okay. Is this a better angle? There's no such thing as free lunch. Free shipping. I don't know. Amazon has pretty pretty uh reasonable shipping. Sometimes sometimes Amazon you'll get free shipping and that it will the free shipping will cost more than the item
cost. Yeah, this is a little bit disturbing. You know, this is like a little bit of a My eyes are burning. Well, yeah, you had a you had a high power flashlight shining right in your face. My eyes are burning from that.
Yeah. Sick does. Yeah. I'd love to see uh that'd be good though. You know, he'd be he'd be a good looking good looking woman. Scared him off. How are you doing time? How's everyone doing today? Yeah, I just tried to clean up a little bit. You know, it's like still a little bit early to start drinking and like still I
didn't I still have tobacco in our house and so I was like, I'll do a stream before I go get tobacco. Let's welcome another guest.
Okay. I hope this is the right person. Hello there, white people. This is Theo. I'm just with you. How y'all doing today, bro? Yeah. How's it going, Theo? It's a bright and beautiful and wonderful day out right now. Yeah. I'm thinking about going on a walk with my dogs. I don't
know. I might just stay inside. I just bought a bucket of Fireball. 20 of them. Good. What is this guy drinking on? Are you drinking water or is that vodka? That's water. Okay. No. Samoan. He's drinking vodka. He's got them good jeans in them. It's
cold. Samoans don't get sick. Okay. Well, it looks looks looks delicious. Looks absolutely wonderful. How do you drink vodka like that, bro? That is wild as hell. the vodka. Yeah. I thought it was I thought it was I thought it was a gallon of I thought it was a gallon of water. I saw the way
he was drinking it. God damn, folk. Is your shirt off now? I'm I'm not sure. No, you're wearing your shirt. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I was sick on that. You can't grow facial hair because you put your face your hands on your chin in class when you was born. I
was on at like I was on at like 3:00 in the morning and and he was drinking still. They were drinking all day sick. Not to judge you. I'm just No, maybe a little bit. Yeah, free shipping. There's no such thing as free shipping. It's all included in the cost. That's it.
Look, this is the angle. Look, this is like the This is like the below the nose angle. That's what it looks like. And then when I go on my computer, you'll see the like Well, I'll see angle. See, it looks like a lesbian. That happens. That's why that's why I don't like having long
hair. I I um I've had long hair a few times. But then I just look like um a fat like lesbian. That's how it is. I'm That's just how it is. I look It's either It's either like
a a fat lesbian or it's a World of Warcraft, right? It's one of those. It's either a fat lesbian or World of Warcraft player. You look like You look like Dora the Explorer when she like turned 20, like 25. You look like Dora the Explorer. She was trans uh transition version
and she was trying to become a man. You ever see them girls at the gas station that are trying to be men and then they got the beard somehow? Like um like a bro, how'd you grow a beard? They're like I took the vitamins. I'm like, oh the Yeah, that's what Psyche was talking about earlier. It's the drag queen. Yeah, you look like a female on like male It's called a drag queen. That's what he's talking about.
Psyche's talking. It's called a drag queen. Yeah. Or just a full transition. Got a full Dor after she hit rock bottom. Dor the explorer. I know. like backpack backpack or was that guy swiper? No swiper left in that show. Yeah. He energy. What up, San Francisco?
Samoan to be honest. Like a big ass Samoan like the like uh what's his name? Uh Umaga. Yeah. WWE. Yeah. Without the tattoos. I don't know if he's like Guatemalan or Mexican. Are you a mowing, bro? You can tell he's Samoan.
Nobody looks like that unless they're Samoan or have Down syndrome. Oh, come on. You're Samoan or you have Down syndrome? It feels like you have Down syndrome. No, I beat Down syndrome.
Oh, I had it. That's why it's like you're the first one. You're the first one to be shook it off.
Say what are but you you're you're Pacific Islander. Are you related to crazy horrors for asking? Um we gonna burn your lips. Put that out. No, I got um See that? It's got a filter tip on it. See that? Yeah. Really good. Paige was on the show last night. I don't like I don't like smoking joints
that don't have filter tips for that reason. It doesn't bother me. Yeah. Pa like s has some great energy. Like she's like I love your energy s. I was like okay. Well, who this girl Paige um this lady Paige like she's really nice.
Um, like a lot of things, like a lot of things in life, psyche, what you give is what you get. Okay. Yeah. Well, you were you were you were you were being wise and kind like last night. You were being polite and stuff. You had some good energy, right? Last night, it seemed like you understand what I mean when I say what you give is what you get. No, it's called play stupid games, get
stupid prizes. No, that's something else. And I don't that that saying is for gay people. No offense, psyche. I hate that saying. I can't stand that. I can't stand that saying. Win play stupid games when I can't stand that saying. What is your little dumbass saying that you just My saying
is math. What did you say? Say it again. What you just said before you give what you get. It's like that's like a song like a song because I think what you said is just as stupid as what I said. You get what you get. Well, that's like kind of like so what you get is like kind of like like um like law of attra like you put you put you put a good
energy out there and get back to you play stupid game stupid prizes kind of like yeah you you like there's like karma like the prizes aren't really good for these stupid games people play sometime and they you know they I don't care what that has to do with being or gay though. I don't know. I don't like that. He's just using it at home. The saying I just don't like
that saying. I find I found that The people who say that the people who like that the people who say and they say it a lot they'll say that phrase win stupid game or sorry play stupid games win stupid prizes you go ahead people play people uh sorry people say that saying a lot and I I find that it's usually I say what you just said a lot
too though the the people who say that phrase the people who say that phrase the win play stupid games win stupid prizes the people who say that phrase are usually like Trumpers. They're usually like MAGA people, which I'm object often. I'm
in between. Yeah. Me, too. I don't know. Um I don't agree with you at all on that. I think uh people on both sides say that. It just watched a movie recently that had that in it. Yeah, that's fine. You don't have
to agree with me. I know. I don't because you're wrong. Be that man. What was your little saying that you said? Uh he said you give what you get or something. You give us what you get. He
gives what you get. I've heard that before, bro. I've heard that before like a million times. I don't like when people say it is what it is. It's like it's kind of like obvious. I mean, it is what it is though. It is what it is. But sometimes you have to say that just to acknowledge the situation. New York people say that
if you want to like name your ugly New York. I already J dog I already explained to you the entire concept of free shipping is that you're paying for it in the price of your product. Say it is what it is.
Are you calling yourself fat? No, I'm calling you fat. Well, you said it, too. I was just with you. What about same? Yeah, same difference is kind I like to say same difference sometimes. You didn't catch on to that. So your IQ level, bro. It's kind of a dumb thing to
say difference. I don't like that phrase either. oxymoron kind of like but that's the point is that it's an oxymoron an oxymoron redundant even oxymoron like it's a fat skinny person or something or it's like you
know it's like you know a fat skinny person that'd be oxymoronic well some people are like some people are like skinny fat they have a gut. So people have like a gut and like they're not No, people can be fat and skinny, bro. They can be out of shape. Like there's there's people that are there's I mean there's people
that are like like they people use the word big like they large pardon me. There's people that aren't meant to be fat that are fat. So that's that's a thing too. Yeah. You just got to burn more calories than you eat.
That's the basic equation. Yeah. Yeah. None of that other works. It's the same that follows similar logic to the phrase what you give is what you get. And run on a treadmill. You have to uh you have to get more than you're giving. Okay. Or or no, you have to give. You have to give more than you're getting.
Yeah. Right. That's how you lose weight. But you're naturally big cuz you're Samoan, right? I'm what? You're like naturally a big person because you're Samoan. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't say so. I've had Samoans are big though, but they're still I'm not a Samoan. Like Samoan. That's the problem is that I'm not I'm not Simone.
Oh, I've had I've had periods of my life where I was like thin where I was like real thin. Are you from the North Atlantic? I've also been much fatter than I am now. You look like you're from the North Atlantic or Simone, bro. I think he's from Alaska or something. He's like Eskimo. Doesn't really matter. I
hate when I have the case of the Mondays. I hate when people say have a case of the Yeah, that is that is kind of a NPC thing to say. Yeah, it's kind of the office. Case of the Mondays. What are you 40? Do you want to block? But that that's like something that like they say in like books. That sounds like
a whole movies like uh whatever. People say supper dinner. What's up, guys? Say supper. Well, that's different. I mean, some people just have different words for Some people call it like soda. They'll call it pop and say, "Oh, I want That's what we say. Pop here in the middle."
That's fine. Yeah. I don't have I don't disagree with that. Well, also we have we have I think I like I like pop. I think pop sounds kind of funny. I like it. Like I'm neighborhood watch and so I got to be looking out my window every 30 minutes. Kids, I didn't catch them. Just out of your window. That's it. You're not like patrolling. That's hilarious.
Yeah, I'm neighborhood watch. Is that what they do? You They all just look outside of their windows, you know? You're not actually patrolling. He's like looking He's looking He's looking through the little blinds of the window. What they got? What they got? They got That's your volunteer uh neighborhood watch. No, they gave me obligations. Uh
handcuffs and everything. You got some handcuffs? Yeah, bro. You use them with your girlfriend? They gave you handcuffs, but you don't even patrol. That's crazy. I know. I do patrol. I look out the window every 30 minutes. That's not patrolling. How is that not patrolling? Patrolling is like you're walking around. Bad guys
walking by. I go and confront him a bad guy. I don't know. I don't know. I I would think that you would be doing more than that as neighborhood watch. Wasn't there like a movie where there was like a neighborhood watch and they were like probably I'd be I'd be neighborhood watching. Let's go like the other day. I didn't catch him,
but Listen, listen. They broke into this dude's garage and he called me and he said they broke into their garage and stole their ice cream and then threw it into their swimming pool. What? What a waste. That's Catch him though. That's too bad. And then they behind these lesbians cars and
that the lesbians couldn't lift it. So I had to go lift that and move it. Oh my god. Dod, where are you from? I don't know. Does anyone call here call Jail the Halo? No, I've never heard that. Does anyone here call Jail the H? No, I never heard that name. Never heard of that either. No. That sounds like some England bro.
Yeah. You ever went through? Uh, I've never heard I'm trying I'm trying to learn uh Magic Johnson's accent, but I can't do it. Oh, there. Oh, Magic Johnson. I can't really do it. Remember Jimmy Kimmel got in big trouble for No, I'm I'm trying to learn it. It's
hard to Hey, I'm magic junk. Hey there. Um, okay. So, so do you know like I enthmology of words. What's up, beta? How are you? Beat up beat up beat up beat up
beat up beata needs a beating when I first meet her up the river she like her then I leave her hammer made out of f put her on a leash bro yeah what happened like early shoot
today last night yesterday was like going crazy I had like I think I got It must as many as 80 people in my chat at one time. It was like a almost a 12 hour stream. So that's pretty good. I had like like so like 30 to 40 people in at like 3 in the morning. It was like it was pretty cool. I think it's my my
record my record night. I was too like tired and Yeah, I know. I I was getting tired too. like and I smoked this pot and then it's like I ran out of alcohol and then um you know I just like smoked some cigars and uh tried to like not get too high. Yeah, it was fun. It was a crazy um crazy long live and we
had especially like when Paige came and you know beta and and uh but Paige came at the end because um she was doing readings and stuff like that and like she got Sig to like she was like she was like oh Sig girl Paige was Yeah. She's like, she was like, she was like, "Oh, say you have some great energy. I love your energy."
S I was like, "Oh, that's like I said, what you give is what you get." So, you're understand what that means. You're you're giving her good energy. So, she saw that, but then you give me bad energy. And so, I and I see that, right? It's called intuition, right? You're supposed to understand that,
right? Okay. Okay. Well, don't yell at me about it. I understand. I don't mean to yell. I'm just being What's that little eye thing called off Dragon Ball Z where they can set their energy? Oh yeah. Well, yeah. The the Dragon Ball Z and the Pokemon. I don't know what to say with No, the eye thing the Frieza war and on Dragon Ball Z. It's a little bit past like I'm a little
bit older. Like I'm I'm 44. I'm like an old man now. So Dragon Ball Z was kind of like like five years younger than when that was out. So I watched like all of it. Me and my cousin. Yeah. I remember when Power Rangers used to be on TV. I was I was too old for that. I was
I like Rangers. That was lit. Nick and Night. I used to like watch Nick at Night like the 80s. I was called Snick. It was like Saturday Night Nickelodeon. And like that was like my age about there like when I was like that was like I was a kid and that was Batman. I forgot his name. It was sick.
Who played Batman in the last Batman movie? Oh, Michael Keaton. Now, who was before that? Okay. Oh, um, so I think Oh, well, Michael Keaton was like the one from the 80s and stuff like that. I don't know if there's one before that in the major movies. Was there anything? You're talking about Beetle dress dresses up as Batman and like I'm Batman off the mask and he says Bruce Wayne or
something like that. That's I think it's Michael Keaton. I think he says Bruce Wayne I think. Yeah, that's Adam West. Yeah, Kilmer just talking about the Adam West. That was like the 1960s that was a TV show. I'm Batman. And then he pulls off his mask. He's like, I'm Bruce Will or whatever. Bruce Willis is Yeah, Bruce Wayne. You
guys see that clip in Die Hard where Bruce Willis is standing outside of um a store with a sign? He's holding a a giant sign that says um something die in words. The funny thing is that he's black. So, no Bruce Willis. What are you talking about? That is so funny, dude. And then like Samuel Jackson comes and he's like, "Oh
my god, I got to save this motherfucker." That was like That was like That was like one That was like an M9 Shyamalan movie. Yeah, that was like an M9 Shyamalan movie called like it had like superhero themed like it's called like Unbreakable or something like that or something. I forgot. Unbreakable. I don't know. I don't know. You like
Nicholas Cage? Yeah, Nicholas Cage and I have the same birthday, you know, and so I don't know. I don't know if there's a correlation to like myself. I mean, we have not the exact we have the same birth date, not the same year, you know, he's much older, but um yeah, I used to go on Emma's too and like um have a Nicholas Cage account and then I would pretend I
was in love with her her ghost, you know, on a she has a she did her Warlord. Oh, Warlord. Okay. No, I don't think I've seen Warlord, but is that a TV show? Yeah. I used I haven't Do you guys ever
watch America's Funniest Home videos? Yeah. Yeah. My aunt My aunt was actually country ass trash ran that Damn, I forgot. Was it Foxworthy? Oh, Jeff Foxworthy, right? They had a few hosts. What was the I don't even know if
they're still running. Bro, he used to always say something on that Like he had a little saying. I forgot what it is though. I remember they there was such a they had like this bizarre set. It was like inside of a house or something. Trying to remember 12 shots, 10 hunting
dogs to Mustang JT. Alanis Moriceette. I hear that name a lot, but I don't know who that is. She's saying like she said, "And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away." You and it's about the guy from Full House.
It's about Dave Cle. So, you went away from I don't know. Go down on you. Uh, what the is that guy's name? The man. Are you talking? Oh, yeah. Uncle Uncle Joey from Full House. He dated. I know the other two guys name though. Yeah.
And Howard Stern all the time. Yo, John Steamos did all in a bunny ranch and and used to buy him hotels. Oh yeah. Like Yeah. Well, remember he used to call Howard Howard and like he would do prank calls with them and then like send me to the bunny ranch.
What did he do at the bunny ranch? Let me see. I don't know if he even went to the bunny ranch. This guy's going to send me there. Wait. Oh, yeah. We're gonna send you there for like, you know. Well that's it. It's very expensive. I hear it's very expensive. We're have to send a GoFundMe to get you to to get you laid. Okay. But you said you're you said
you're a complete your version, right? You're like, "No, I I like nine girls." But I don't get You don't You don't have to get you to the bunny ranch. Then you you're I thought I thought you were like, you know, like look like Okay. So transexual. You don't want you
don't you transsexuals are like, you know, they're good. You like uh um not really. Not really, but you've been fooled once.
Okay. Well, tell us this story. No, I shouldn't even have said that, folk like crazy story, man. How far did it go? How far did it go? I'm not saying that. No, no, no. Just say how is it how is it how is it once? Like what happens? Like what what happens and what is the process? Like what and how
did it end and stuff like that? I don't want to say h a wet explosion. I'm not sure. No. No. I'm not saying. Okay. I I I'll make you say, but it's okay. You know, we I've gotten fooled by like female to male.
Like I've got I've like said, "Oh, that's a really hot guy." And then it's like all of a sudden like they have the vagina and stuff. Not why I haven't like not in person but I've seen you know on uh on certain movies and stuff. It's like they'll surprise you. There's like actually this porn star that used to be on Mory Povich. His name is Buck Angel and he's like he's like real hairy and but then he's but he was in porn too and
he's just like it's like a female to male but he's like you cannot tell otherwise. It's all muscular really hairy. Only happened to me one time. Okay. Well, what just you have you don't have to tell that many details, but like just you know you know I know I just told too much already. So it's like
okay the I got tricked one time. Yeah. Yeah. Janet. Janet. Janet. Yes. Can you talk Can you interview Theo about this experience? He's not he's not really telling me much. Oh about the experience with a woman that was actually a man. Yeah,
I would definitely ask him. First question, how did he get the phone number? Where did he encounter her? Yeah. Okay, that's where did you find we found Did you find the number written on a bathroom wall? Did you like go cruising around the cruising around the streets and you
saw like like a hot chick on the corner? I call meet me. Meet me. Okay. An app. Okay. Yep. Yeah. That's that's And so did you want to go on a date? Did they want to go on a date or was it like strictly You're not getting this out of me, folks. I'm not saying anything. I I
I admit Did she suck the sausage? Did she suck? Yes. Yes. That's a yes. Psych. She sucked the sausage. Yeah. But he he penetrated. So, did you use a condom? Be honest. I didn't. Never mind. I ain't saying
nothing. Yeah, you did. It's okay. Hey, listen. Once you were in there, you can't never come back from it. So, it's okay. But it happened, you know. Theo not not many men will admit that, you know, but it's like I really respect that you did and it's like I won't I won't I won't um I won't I won't harp on it. Okay.
It's okay. But it happens, you know, they're getting more and more um more and more convincing and and the like the makeup the plastic surgery like with the surgery and they make they create a vagina and they actually have to have something holding it open all the time 24. I know it's very not a very nice thing to think about. Well, that's like the thing with um with Jazz
Jennings. I don't know if you heard of Jazz Jennings. She's in Florida and she was like on Oprah when she was like like a child as already transgender and so by the time she turned 18 she has on this TV show called um Life with Jazz or something like that. Um and u yeah and she goes for the surgery and stuff but okay and so she has like all these like different doctors wanting to do it and stuff like that and it's like so she
ends up having three do it at the same time because it's like so complicated procedure because because she was on those hormones then you don't develop the genitalia and stuff like that and the genitalia that's like the skin you really need for a good um you know a good procedure right you need like that skin like I don't know if it's from the balls or whatever some of that skin and then it's like and
then she didn't have it and so like when they were wheeling her out they like went over a bump and all her like stitches exploded and stuff. It's like the worst and then and then her mom has to like be there with a with a basically a a stent or a dildo every day making sure that it's like because it's like a open wound and so yeah it's kind of kind of scary. I I guess I would prefer like
a a a pre- optexual if I ever was with a transsexual. I don't know about the about that's the uh how I don't know I've heard different things. I heard like there's a a famous person or he's like kind of famous or something like that and he's like married to a transgender and he's told
people that his wife's vagina smells like balls or something like that. I mean I've heard that. So but I don't know. How are you Janet? How's your day? Oh it's good. Thanks for asking. I actually just got back home. I was outside. Yeah, I was outside today. Well, we're going outside today. Yeah,
we went outside today. Got some things done, honey. He's doing on big business. It's nice out right now. It is. It is so beautiful. I can't believe it. Psych. We didn't even need our heat. It's 60° here. I mean, but again, okay, it'll be 19 tomorrow. So, we'll be freezing and snowing again tomorrow,
but I took advantage of the day. How was your day? How did you It's what? 3 almost 4:00 for you. Yeah, almost 4. Yeah. I just woke up like at like, you know, probably 2:00 in the afternoon or like, you know, and then, you know, um can't wait to get the day started and stuff, you know. I like I can't wait to
start streaming and stuff, but um and then I I need to get cigar cigars coming on in. Do you just smoke twisters? Yeah, that's wild. I smoke them, too. But I like roll that's what I roll my you know the flower in. So that's funny. He smokes them. I cut
them open. Lipstick. Oh, he can't hear. He said he can't hear. I don't know. I appreciate you sharing that, Theo. I mean, I wouldn't judge you for, you know, having a story. I appreciate your story though. So yeah, this is what I look like in this angle.
This is with this is with I have a light above me. I have a really bright light above me and this is a very very nice camera as you can tell. It is nice camera. Nice uh nice nice detail on it. This is a DSLR. It's a photography camera. That's why I just plug it in and use it as a webcam. I used to like it on the other when I would stream through
YouTube. like it had a little you could push a little filter and it had like a nice little filter on YouTube but I don't think I have it in I don't think Streamyard has it needs to get some filters I think but uh yeah um Streamyard does have filters you didn't know yes if you go to settings go to virtual background
okay then you'll see like go to um we don't have no room take your green screen let me see wait layout out. Hold up. Yeah, it'll say you can fix your face. Hold on. No, I'm sorry. Go to camera. You'll see mirror my camera. Then it says touch up my appearance.
Okay, perfect. Yeah, it says and then it'll touch up your appearance and Well, it doesn't really do anything. It puts like the filter on. Well, I don't I don't have that. It doesn't really You don't see it on the setting button? Well, I'm on a computer uh site, so I think it's different. I think it's different on the on the on the camera on the on the phone, but
I think that is available, but it like just brightens the image from what I've seen. Yeah. I mean, he would know. He owns Streamyard. He pays 44 a lot. He knows. Anyway, let me ask you a question. Do you know the first actress that was a trans? Uh, well, I Marilyn Monroe. I've heard
that. Marilyn Monroe. How's your She was a traininee. Lorraine Lorraine Cox sticking a period thing in his nose. I don't know. Is that a tampon? Sig. I thought that was like I thought that was
like a nasal spray or something. What happened? What are you sticking up your nose for? Don't pour by me, bud. I just want to congratulate Janet on not manipulating or trying to gas some gaslight someone. She's been up here for 15 minutes and I have not heard her try to manipulate anyone. I'm proud of her.
She's making baby steps. You know, everyone should have the chance Janet to change to the put turn her life around. And you know, you went 15 whole minutes without trying to manipulate someone. It's fantastic. It really is. Good job, Janet. It sounds like an improvement. It's Janette, by the way, not Janet. Janette. Janette. So, get her name right
if you're going to like. She's making an effort, you know. I I know she she's hit local status. She dances for the trolls, you know, and she's trying to improve her life. And, you know, it's a it's being noticed. Weird, bro. Who is it? Who are you? I'm RG. What's up, buddy? Why are you talking like that? Why am I
talking? Oh, she laughed. Oh, how you doing, Psych? You doing all right? You're trolling. I'm okay. Yeah, I haven't heard. I'm glad Glad to hear it, Psych. I'm glad you're doing well. What about you, Psych? Glad to hear it. Like, I I I don't know what you're talking about, RG. All right. Is this you attempting to
troll? No, this is just my voice. No. No. You got like a frog in your throat or something. Just Just be you, this is how you just be you. I know I'm being razzledazzle us with it with that fabulous personality of yours. Come on. Show off now. Now is your big
chance. Show us that that show off that amazing personality of yours, TheoGate. Be yourself. Yeah, be yourself, sir. Spread some love and and positivity. Spread some love in the chat and some positivity. We're all If this is what the trolls are these days, dude, it's weak. Have a great day, Psych. You too, Sig. Be good. Peace out,
Emperor. Thanks for talking weird for five seconds and then leaving. kidding. What's up, J? Sorry about that. No worries. You did I did exactly what you asked when we talked. That's a weirdo. Thank you. Who the is that? I don't know. Me can't be bothered. I actually have a button that I'm glad he
left. Mutes my computer site so I don't hear anything on the computer. So, I heard nothing. It was a nothing burger cuz you can't speak to me honey. That's why he tried to change his name to emperor because he again a weak sauce. Weak sauce. Do your job. Exactly. You had a nice voice there. I know. You had a nice voice there. You made sight smile
and everything. I like that voice. You should use that. Clock the tea, bro. I was trying any way you want. We could do it fast or we could do it slow. But you know what? I didn't think about all the things that they're thinking about because you don't you don't rent no space in my mind, honey. Me can't be bothered is real. If I for if I met you
and I forget you, you're back to a pedestrian. Meaning I don't even know. You mean pedestrian? Yeah, you you can say it, but I say pedestrian. Wait, can you try try Wait, hold on. Try Can you try saying it again? Try saying it again. Say it again. Pess Podest
like you. You're a pedestrian. You understand? Okay. You're You're a pedestrian. Pedestrian. You wish. I'm still saying it wrong. I'll say it the way I want. Pedestrian. Pedestrian. You're You're But back to the show, darling. And please hit the like. You just don't don't flick your tongue as hard against
the roof of your mouth when you're talking. Pedestrian. You're like flicking your tongue against the roof of your mouth. really hard. No, it's PU. Podest. No, no. Um, Miss Janet, they're not pedest They're not peds. They are PU. Theo, do you spell it P? Just encountered it. Pedestrian encountered
him. So, again, I like that voice you use, Theo. I like that. I think Theo I think Theo has made it like he definitely is a good character for the show. Yes, he did that. Please hit the like. Thank you. bro. Like, is I kill the
trolls. If I catch a little troll in you, then I catch it and I'm going after your ass. Especially when you on my homies channel. So, it is what it is, folks. Psyche done looked out for me once, so I got his back. You feel me? Thank you. I know. That's right. And so do I. And I don't have to be, you know, I don't have
to lie. I spoke with the man. He's a good man. He'll get exactly what he wants. I don't care if you're gay, straight, or sideways. As long as you're genuine, then I'm cool with you. You feel me? But these trolls be pissing me off. You ride for the gay homies especially right? Wow. I'm cool with everybody, bro. I don't judge, mother. But like, you're
cool with the gay dudes especially though, right? The gay homies. like speaking for psyche doesn't judge he doesn't judge based on sexuality is like as long as you're a genuine person he said and so that's that's genuine bro that's what he
said unlike your ass I like psyche but you're not genuine folk you got something going on you you steady trying to troll but you suck at it yo the truth is in him. I like this. I'm going on mute. That's why he's shutting
the up, bro. Keep drinking your vodka. Get some confidence, Hold on. Give me a second. Yeah, I know. Drink that confidence water cuz you ain't got none. Yeah, I got to have I do the I do the confidence um vodka and confidence water combo like
a Cook combo. Tech that real quick and I'll make you look stupid real quick. So, let's go and take says, "Thanks for your mute." That's crazy. You guys really don't like Janet, huh? I'm talking about you,
I'm talking about Chap. I only need Psych. I only need Psych to like me. She likes like likes Jenna. All right. I don't because I appreciate you. I can
only like but again I am part of this community and I appreciate psych. So I'll go back on everyone and if you don't like please hit the like forsych. I will say at least at the very least Janet is more charming than Bea. So, hey, take off your hat. At least
appreciate that. Show how much of a And please respect the community. If a person's a part of the community, don't Okay, I'm sorry. Janice got my personality. I'll give her that. Theo, but again, that's his friend. So, don't talk about his friend. I'm sorry. You're fine, Theo. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking about the slug on the panel. He
needs to respect the chat. Yeah, he needs to respect Psych's friends. Period. Bro, y'all in chat can suck my dick, bro. If y'all talking. No, no, no, no. It's like just a troll and some grandma. That's crazy. I might have
to tiny times. I might have to steal his grandma. You're right. Well, you ain't stealing Your fat ass can't even get out of that chair. Theo, can I ask you a question? I'm just with you, bro.
What you want to ask? How was your day, darling? My day is good. It's great today. It's sunny outside. I'm sunny inside. Hey, that's lovely. That sounds lovely. Good to hear. You feel me? It's a nice day out. You know what I'm saying? We got money. Got
to thank God. It's the one that docks me. So, if you want to put me in the back again and let this one come up, I will not sit with the person that's threatening me and putting my address and phone number out. So, you can put me in the back if I mean, it sounds like you shouldn't let them on period. It sounds It sounds like you shouldn't let
them on period in my opinion. That's what the guy was doing. My opinion, you shouldn't let that guy on period. Janette, how did they get your uh address, phone number? Why do you have to inter Why do you have to speak? You're giving them attention. That's what they want. I can't hear, bro. I would just like to
say you're giving these people attention. Why bring them up for your little hat? If you don't like what they're doing, don't give them attention. Don't feed the trolls. Do what you want. If you, like I said, I mean, yeah, it's up to you. data bro. They can't speak to me. They speak to
you site. So, again, we talked about this. You do what you want, but I don't like a bunch of different panels and he just he's I don't know about this guy. I'm not going to make fun of him because you're he's your And then you can put me in the back like we just did and then let the person speak and then when
they're done, you can bring me back just like we did with the other guy. I don't know why that should be entertained. It's his show. It's his show. I'm going take it. Your friends, bro. You'll be be kicked off immediately. Okay. And we can't come
back. Want to entertain people doxing? I want dogs. I want dogs. Oh my god. Is somebody from the YouTube? Pretty simple. Yeah. Come have a chat, you know. start. What's up? How you doing? Yeah.
How's your day going? My day is good. What about yours? Pretty good. Pretty good. You know, it's pretty warm day. Been chilling. Me at some beans and toast. That means went home soon. I do like beans and toast. That's a good meal. Dogs out and then just been chilling. I feel like I feel like you're being a little obtuse. Why? Why you coming at me like this? Why am I coming at you?
Yeah. I feel like you're doing a You guys see this? Do you guys see this I'm about to come. I'm about to come right now. I don't believe I'm going to come right now as hell, bro. I feel I feel like you're putting on an accent to mock me, bro. That's That's what I feel like happening
here. What' you say, Uh I said I don't feel like that's your real accent. I think you're putting on that accent to antagonize. No Yeah. So, what's why you doing that? What's the problem? Cuz I can. Okay. Exactly. Fair enough. The up.
Exactly. What? Like, you're way better than beans and toast, man. Get absolutely free to impersonate my accent if you want to, but that's okay. I thought it was pretty funny, be honest. I've been charging act want you ain't in charge of me at all the blanks.
You donkey. You're not even doing my accent. You're going to throw it up in a half hour anyway. Maybe tomorrow. You're a goose. Yeah, it's terrible. You're not even gonna, you know, you should just give up. Hopefully I don't. No, I'm gonna keep trying. It's really good. You know, it's a waste. I'm gonna keep trying cuz he's
a little ho. Yeah. Okay. Go on. Fight in your life. You This stream is sponsored by Specialty Selected Milk Chocolate Coated Butter Cookies imported from Germany. This stream is sponsored by
Specially Selected Registered Trademark, bro. They look pretty nice. All right, go on. So, uh, what's your problem? Theo, what? That's the van.
I'm Theo gay. Said, "What's your problem?" Theo gay. You You're Theo gay. Gay. You sound a little gay. They said Theo gay. You just said it really at some point. like it. Yeah, it's okay to be gay for
you and I wouldn't worry about it. I know, Kay. But nothing wrong with being gay. Yeah, you can call me gay all you want. Well, I'm gay. You know, I'm happy. I'm so happy right now. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm happy. Are you What? You guys aren't happy? What's wrong with you? You guys aren't
gay. You guys aren't happy. What's wrong with you? I never said that. I said can call me I think I would hope that everybody in here is gay and happy. I'm heterosexual, but I'm not. Uh I'm also gay. I'm happy. I'm getting real homophobic from the steel guy. Theo's admitted a lot tonight. Theo he
accidentally was with a transsexual and then now he said he's gay. We're just having announcing crazy. But I meant happy. So why you coming at me sideways, Ste? What's your problem? I don't know. You just came in here and uh you were uh I heard you were uh like uh putting people's info out there and So, I had a bad impression. Have
you seen proof of that? Like, or you just believe that? I just believe it because I've met her a few times and I don't I don't see why she would lie about her about this one individual. Well, yeah. I mean, and I'd look pretty silly if I was up here saying like, "Show the receipts." And I don't like UK very much. That's fair enough. I don't like Americans too much,
but you know that's how it is. I think UK people are weak, bro. I feel like we're kind of we're genetically predisposed to kind of hate one another, you know. A lot of Geography, being weak, being little You mean geography? Americans
is that they're they're doing it intentionally. They're doing it intentionally knowing that it's easier for them because if they did it to if they did the same behavior, they did the same things to somebody within their local country or whatever the EU, it would be much more of a problem for them
and they might actually be closer to facing repercussions. But because there is the issue of international borders, the complicates the issues for when you don't even proceedings going through from what I've seen. Okay. Interesting. You're like 17 years
old. It's not. Last time I saw what I've seen, Last time I saw you say we were on games titled, you had a swastika as your background. I mean, yeah. Yeah, he's a troll. That sounds pretty below me is a troll, bro. It was It was a Hindu. It
was a Hindu swastika. It was a Hindu sent a picture like, you know, for peace. Not Not that swastika. And I'm not going to do it right now. All right. Theo, if you could stop speaking over, that would be nice. Every time Sig speak over him. Hold on. Let me turn to my picture. Let me I'm trying to I'm trying to listen to what
what Sig saying and just keep speaking over him to ass up. Yeah. Well, you got like let other people speak, you know. You got people. That was pretty good. Yo, Theo, that was pretty good. That was pretty good. All I got to do is my mouth and I sound like him. You You got You got a be You go try
harder than that. Yeah. I can't I can't do it that good. It's like I don't know what's going on. Yeah. But these said he act like goosees. Yeah. And I was trying to explain a point, but this said he interrupting me and he's annoying as Yeah. He's got you
guys know John. You've got like a 80 IQ, Yeah, that's right. Don't I don't? Not really. I'm talking about Crow. Yeah. I have a 78 IQ. It's been It's been tested. Okay, that's crazy. Isn't that like Pretty damn cool.
Dude, I think that might be the minimum IQ requirement for the military in America. Like, I'm serious. There's actually there's actually it's it's 70. It's actually 70. Where'd that guy go? You don't want to have a conversation? No clue. He might have like his phone sometimes does. Oh, I'm
disappointed. How's it going today? I'm having a good day. Ske, how are you doing? I'm I've had a pretty good day. Doing well. How are you doing, buddy? What time is it your time? 11
p.m. Drink that whole bottle before you respond. Sick.
He is. It's just dude the alcohol burns. So I got to like I'm trying to drink the water. All right. So how many hours ahead? How many hours ahead is um I'm trying to think how many hours ahead is England because it's across the
Atlantic. Five hours ahead. Six hours. Five hours. Five hours ahead. Eastern time. Hello. Okay, I'll get in. I don't know what happened. I clicked something and it put me backstage. That was on me though. I clicked something. Not shipping me around. It's okay. Happens
to the best of us. Yeah, I don't I like Streamyard though. It's a lot better than reream. Reream is So, how do you know Jono? What' you say, mate? I said how do you know Jet? What' you say? Heavy vagina. Yeah.
Bro, I like heavy vaginas, I guess. Well, I thought me and J had made peace. I thought we made peace and then she went live saying all the slander about me and I didn't much appreciate it. I get I didn't see I thought we s I thought we sorted the situation out, but Janet wants to keep slandering. We talking proper. Yeah. It seems like might have to fire up
another stream. I don't want to have to do that. Oh, I don't know. Okay. Who cares, bro? Nobody cares. You ain't nothing, bro. I never even heard of you. I don't. Okay. You're nothing to us. Sorry. Quit trying to flex with your ugly ass. I'm gonna start my own stream. Who gives a
bro? Shut the up. Okay. Nobody's gonna watch it. Yep. I'm Yep. I'm here. You ain't cool like Psyche, bro.
Yeah. How's everyone doing? Yeah. I don't know. You know, we have we'll have different people different kinds of people coming. Not as in but like ass You know what I'm saying? Where they be coming here trying
to troll when it's easy to detect. That's why I catch them real quick cuz I've been doing this for like two years now. Every almost. That's what's up. You doing a good job though. Yeah, I detect these out of nowhere, bro. Like my my spidey senses just go off, but it's like
instead of spidey senses, it's like troll, bro. Like I can tell this next to me is a troll, but he ain't trolling you for some reason. Am I trolling? How am I trolling when I say myself that when you give these trolls attention, you be When you give these trolls attention, like a serious
troll, but you try to troll a little bit. I told when you give these people attention when they're harassing you, when they're doing all of these things to try to hurt you. No, but I'm saying and you give them attention, they're going to keep doing it. But you cool in this panel. If they're doing these things to hurt you and to get your
attention and you give them that attention, they will continue to do it. So, all I'm saying is that if this guy is doing all of these awful things that you don't agree with and you have a problem with, giving him attention, aka what most of these people want, most of these trolls want it, that does not seem
like a good idea. That's all I'm saying. No, but bro, you don't understand that by him joining, he's taking all the attention. He's made leave and he's taking over the panel. So, he's getting all the attention. So I'm gonna with him. So he leaves. So he doesn't anything because there's no
weapons formed against me that shall prosper. You feel me? You can say there are no weapons formed against me that will prosper, but innocent people die every day. Number one, we're going to take that phrase literally. Innocent people die every
day. All day long. Okay. So, that's a load of If you don't want negative attention, don't bring it to yourself. If this person is doing all of these things, if this person is bothering you with the purpose of getting your attention and you give it to them, guess what? They're going to
keep doing it. Hallelujah. Okay. What do you mean? Hallelujah. Who's entertaining it? Who's entertaining it? You're dragging it. You're Okay. So, you're you're dragging things out, making things a bigger deal than they are. Okay, just calm down. Okay.
Say hi to Joe. Let's say hi to Joe. Say hi to Janet. Beta says, "I agree with S." Shut up, Beeta. Cuz you do the same Bea out of everybody here is probably the worst offender for who? Like, you relish in that type of negative drama. You relish in it, Beeta. I would argue you
specifically not if we're gonna if we're going to get into drama, if we're going to be dramatic, let's get into interpersonal drama here. All right. I would say that VA drags down Psyche and Janet with her negativity because she her she just thrives off of negativity and so she just drags everybody else around her with it.
Let's talk about that. No, I don't want to be a part of this conversation. So I'll just sit in the back and Right. So yeah. Yeah. Sit back. Okay. Psych. And I will just I feel like Right. So now you're going to defer to the host. But then other situations. So in other situations you're going to defer to yourself. And then in this situation, I'll defer to the host. Then
you're not there to respond. She's making comments. She can respond and she can join if she would like. Shut your ass up, bro. Shut your ass up. Like, you make no sense at all, bro. Everything that I'm saying makes perfect. Yet, you're feeding off
negativity. You're a hypocrite, bro. You're doing the same 10 times worse, bro. You're causing negativity and then feeding off of it. Nothing that I'm saying, at least right now in the present. Nothing that I'm saying right now in the present is negative. Ugly as hook. I'm not perfect.
That's right. Today is Chris's birthday. Happy birthday, Chris. Happy birthday, whoever that is. Oh, I thought you said when you say Chris, I think of psyche because he looks like Chris de Ali. Nice. I think he looks like Jeffrey Dmer, but bud I think he looks like Chris Aaliyah, that uh comedian.
Oh, is that a lady or No, Dali. He looks like Christy. Christy Aaliyah. He's like his gay twin. I love hell, bro. Like, how you feeling, Psych? It's good to see you, big dog. Thank you for having your
panel. Come on. Oh, you're welcome. Yeah. I'm just like I've been so stone this week. You know, I'm like, it's the way I live every day of my life. So, cousin Ray Ray says, "This is a human sens centipede of negativity." You're
you're exactly right. I think that's the best way to put it. Cousin Ray Ray, you're exactly right. Human centipede of negativity, bro. You love that I think I sometimes I do give into negativity, but I think sometimes I do try to I mean, I'm not perfect. I'm not better than anybody. Quit being a
hypocrite, bro. And at the same time, I do try I feel often I do try to steer things away from the negative. You know what you do, bro? You act in my uh in my opinion. I don't know. I don't know. You have like I haven't known you for a period of time. So, what degree do you have? You act like you're better than everybody, bro.
What degree do you have? I I do not act like I'm better than anyone. Yes, you do, bro. You're steady calling people out for the same you do. And that is what feeding off negativity. Where is the feeding off? You do that all the time, bro. If anything, what I'm doing is I'm diverting the negativity to something.
I'm right now I'm talking about a resolution. What is your background, bro? Right now I'm talking about a resolution. I'm seeing that things are negative and I'm looking for a resolution. Oh, so you're but at the same time obviously this is a performance. I'm not stupid. I wasn't born yesterday. I know this is a performance. So yeah, I'm
going to pick on VA a little bit that serious because I know that she relishes in the drama. That's what she likes. You're taking this so serious that you're making it a resolution, bro. Like you was weird. I'm just saying words, man. What do you mean serious? I'm just saying words ass up, bro. You was Dude, I'm I'm just saying words. What do you
mean, bro? Get out of here with your little troll ass, bro. Where is the troll? And I'm just saying words. Where is the troll? You're being weird, bro. You're being weird. What's weird about what I'm saying? Is it that you just don't understand what I'm saying? Weird, bro. Like, are you just like confused? Like, are you just confused? This is your response cuz you're confused.
Nobody else is confused. I talk like this cuz I'm Shut your ass hands up, bro. Quit judging people. Joe, did you say that you're sort of confused? Godamn self, bro. A little bit. A little bit. Not about this. About my sexuality. That was a joke. See, there you go.
Up his nose. Hey guys, chat. It's not a tampon. Happy birthday, Chris Hall. What? Yeah. What is that in your nose? What? What's going on here? It's a test. Nose bleeds every once in a while. It's a test to see if he's pregnant. Oh, it's a test. How the is a pregnancy test going to work through my nose? Cuz you got Yeah, you got to shove it up
your ass. You want to work? Are you Are you screaming in that photo? Yeah, I was streaming. I streamed the whole COVID test. Yeah. Did you have it or Yes. I was positive. Yeah, I had CO. Yes, you got AIDS.
Come on now. That's a little too far. Says the guy with a Matthew Johnson as his thumb.
That's crazy. Yeah, that was crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. We got Janet back. She said that I never got her panties out of a bunch. No, I never left. People will respect the panel. Thank you, J. They don't ever get You need to respect
the roof of your mouth. Your tongue like your tongue, your tongue needs to respect the roof of your mouth. As soon as you respect yours,
damn. What do I even say about that one? Please y'all both got big mouths though. Nah. Yo, Janet got I mean like yo now for real. Janet got the doctor little like that. He like that for real like that. No, you got a big mouth too,
homie. Y'all be perfect because Imagine a That's what I was imagining, bro. I've already been with a a Caribbean black woman. That will be the story line. It wasn't a good idea. I'll go to the ranch and I'll make sure I pick him.
It's like a bad horror movie. It's like we could set up a fake ranch, Psych, and then we could just like do bad things to Sig when I catch him. I'll catch him and bring him to the, you know, pretend ranch and then we'll just we'll film it all. Psych. Minecraft Mortal Kombat and he'll like it though. That's the get
great part. So he'll consider both got big mouths cuz I believe he wants that thing in his behind really bad, you know? Is this what you pictured your like streams being? Is this what you pictured when you started going live like this? Like it's a freaking bro on YouTube, man. This is what he wants, bro. It's his zinny party to make out, right? He's always in his zinny party. I
think S's positive. He don't like this when people get all pissed off. But that's what YouTube is. Every That's every channel. Come on. Your channel ain't going to be no difference. You guys have a band of becoming your bro. You know this bro. Bro, you know you got to take this YouTube is fun and games, bro. This is not real life. Like, it's all we all We all here to have fun, bro. We not looking for
relationships on here. You know what I'm saying? Like, we on here for fun, bro. Maybe. Exactly. We're here to get drunk and have fun. Mer and Psyche would be a good match because they both like each other. But it
others won. Good job, S. I think you should give Joe a reading. Psych. What do you think? He already did the other day. I almost said she. Sorry. No, he did. I was wasted. I'll admit I don't remember most of it. Oh, you don't remember? Well, listening and I don't remember it
either. Let me talk. Something was falling on me. I really think something happened with when he gave me that reading. It helped me a lot. So, thank you big dog. I appreciate if you can hear me.
Yeah. I like you when you're I like your sarcasm. You're you're pretty, you know, you can go there. Yeah, Joe is cool.
I didn't know your mic was turned down that day, so I'm glad that I said something. Oh, look at that. Don't ever let a black cat cross your path. I got two dogs and a cat in here. M. Dude, she looks so upset. That's should let her go immediately. She looks so angry. The best animal are
the best. I've never owned a cat, but I bet cats are the best as well. God bless him. Hi, Stephanie. Love you, girl. Let's get some cat emojis for Lenor. Let me emoji, too. Throw a dog in there if you don't mind. Let's get a Yeah,
let's get some dog emojis for Joe. Let's get some uh Let's get some monkey emojis for Theo Gate. the host and I joined the thought to psych not you sig but uh I did some spring cleaning today psych and I got a lot done I was feeling really good today but in the back of my mind it's Raven if Raven would have been there cleaning with me I would she passed away this June it'll be one year
this June and I got a celebration plan boy yep I'm gonna buy a nice big bottle of Georgie love you sig's the man sig been around for a long time I with sig Georgie is crazy I mean you can't get in Baltimore oh you want I don't think you can. I mean, I don't know. Maybe you can, but it's like it would be a long So, hold on. Not to cut you off. The
cheapest vodka we have here is called black wa witch. Black watch or black watch. Black's separate watch. Like same thing as that. It's like literally like it's like a 125 for like a pint. For a pint. A$125. Jeez. No wonder there's alcohol in the world. No.
imported. Imported and bottled by Scissorco, Louisville, Kentucky. There you go. Maybe you get it in Baltimore. Thank you. Rest in peace to Raven. Nice person. I knew person whatever. Do you do you have anywhere that you can
like visit? Like is there like a I don't know. Did you like bury bury her? Oh, listen. I can visit Raven right now if I walk upstairs to my bedroom cuz they cremate her and put her in a box that's upstairs in my dresser. So, I can visit her anytime. I'll kiss that. There's so many lip prints on that box for when I miss her. I give her a kiss. Like, I miss you, Raven. You know, but what can you do? That's the You know what they always say? It's like a gay saying. The
price of love is the pain of grief. If you want to love something, you're going to have to have the grief at the end. And I pay that price. I wouldn't trade the sadness for love I have from Raven. I wouldn't trade it in for nothing. Sick.
Not to make it. Have you Have you thought about Have you thought about like burying her? No. I'm going to put that box in my coffin. If I I already told my parents if I pass away, god forbid, put that box, she's going to be buried with me. All right, that doesn't sound too bad.
I love the man. Janet, how you feeling? Yes. How you feel? Go ahead. I need I need to run to like the the store real quick. Can I leave you in charge? Why don't you stream it, Psyche? Let's see you going to the store. Let's see some IRL.
You said, let's see. Let's see you do some big right now. I know. You'll be fine. Come right back. Okay. Is it seven blocks up or seven blocks total? Thank you.
What are you chasing? Water. Thanks. That's a real man right there. water.
twin. I drink vodka every once in a while. If I drink, I'll drink a little maybe vodka cuz it's I just can't. Whiskey tastes like Chinese at you in the I think whiskey is too abrasive. Very abrasive. You'll be on his right.
If you're watching Good Times, you're the man, big dog. everything. How you feeling, Sig? How you feeling, sick? The glazing is crazy. Why are you putting tampons up your nose? You should have stopped. Yo, why are you
glazing good times? good times. Who the is good times? That's what I'm saying. out fast. Who's good times? You're out of here. It's Tampa. Well, let me say one day. The cousin of Ray Ray said I should have got Raven stuffed. I swear to Christ, one day I was doing a job in
Brooklyn. There's a place in Brooklyn. Mhm. Well, listen. I was in the attic. I had to go through the attic and I you not. It scared the out of me. There was like a stuffed uh what's the dog like? Glassy uh collie. It was like a stuffed black collie. And I just it scared the out of me. So don't think there ain't people that get their dogs stuffed. I wouldn't. Oh yeah. Like
taxiderermy. That's crazy. Yeah. That's really eerie. It was like they can't fart without it. That's so weird. Now that's like that's like for like psychopaths.
The hair will fall out. Like the hair is going to fall out of it eventually. Like that shit's for uh yeah taxiderermy for psychopaths. I used dog and then get him stuffed and then shoot his taxiderermy body again.
That's what I wish I could do. Thank you. Nah, bro. If a dog suffering, I'll just shoot him in the head. No. What I was saying though, I want to shoot Jay Dog in the head and then get his dead body stuffed and then shoot his dead stuffed body again. You understand? Hold him down. Hold him down. Stick the gun right to the back of his skull and shoot it right through to the nose. No,
I'm going to shove the gun up his face and pull the trigger. Allegedly. I' I've Bro, I've seen so many dogs die. It's crazy. Allegedly is past tense. You dumb allegedly. Roof roof of mouth clicker allegedly. Dr. Do little tongue. Allegedly. Okay.
So again, are you going to try to talk to me or are you going to continue to do what? Psych asked. Excuse me. You need to use your manners. I will not talk. You need to use your manners. Honey, would you like to sit in the back until he comes back or would you like I'm already facing the corner.
All right. And I'm writing I'm writing on the chalkboard right now. I'm writing a thousand times. Right. How many times I have to write on the chalkboard? It's not about me and you. I'm gonna You're asking me to write on the chalkboard? No matter what we do, it's just me and you.
I like Theo. I like Joe, but I don't like you. I love it. I love good times. Listen hold on. Oh, where did you be that? Where did Good Times go? A couple dreams to realize Good Times.
He's a good signal. Why do you look like a mummy? He's a weirdo bro. Hey, I thought you didn't know who he was. Now you know him all. Uh, from what I've known from so far, he's a weirdo. Well, thanks one to no one, I know. I be weird too sometime. I'm
with you. Don't ever talk about my boy in the bed. Joe, what do you know? I know too much. But at least I ain't disrespectful. Nah, you're not. You're a good man. Joe has Tourette's. Know from what I know. At least Magic. I ain't disrespectful to women like this little or Johnson,
I should say. I know. Well, he has a guest. Let's see if we can welcome the guest. Hello. Can you turn on your piece I give you? Hello, Sanctuary. Janick, you remember me? Oh, okay. Hello. Thank you. Hi. Welcome. Salute. Salute. Yeah, listen. I
I clicked on Signal. Salute. Salute everybody. You know, Signal, Signal is a very well-known YouTuber and he goes channel to channel terrorizing every troll. I know.
Well, if I was a troll, Janet would have never let me on. So, zip your lips. All right. I'm not talking about you. If I want signal, you better shut your mouth. For the record, I'm actually here comes back. Janet, shut up and let him finish. Unless you're threatening Janet because I'm the co-host. So again, everyone's welcome as long as they respect the
power. Let the man finish. That's not welcoming. Again, I'm going to ask you to stop. I'm going to ask you to let the man finish. I'm going to ask to stop politely, gentlemen. Right. I'm not talking to you. Okay. not welcome. He's welcome until again something that
violates talk rules. Yes, sir. Okay. Well, talk She let Would the guy finish? Guy was saying something. Yes. Love you, girl. Say something cuz he's more than welcome
to. God is here. Will you keeping him for sake? Listen, I I was talking to Janet the other day and she's really cool, man. Uh, you know, Kirk J from Metallica. What? From what? I don't understand your humor, sir. Sir, I don't understand your humor. All
right. I Please, my apologies. My apologies. My apologies for not understanding your humor. Uh-huh. Welcome to Japan. Uhhuh. Are you Are you Are you from Baltimore by any chance, Joe? Um, no. I'm actually not. I'm from Boston. Thank you. Okay. So, let me ask
you that. What is a guy from Boston doing being a Baltimore Ravens fanboy? How does that make any sense? It was obviously a joke. ASL. I am from Baltimore. So, you don't even know a joke. So, right now already know you already can't even tell a sense of humor. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. So, I'm supposed to read your mind. Let me get this
straight. I'm supposed to read your sarcastic mind as as if your jokes mean anything. Oh, by the way, did you see your two Baltimore buddies fight the other you had a Baltimore guy and a guy from Washington DC? Uh, you know, that little Twin City area. They fought and they they robbed the guy from Washington. Did
you see that? That's not the Twin City area. It's the DMV. Delar, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia. The DMV. No. Oh, Baltimore and Washington. Listen, sir. Sir Minneapolis right? Minneapolis is the twin city. I understand that. But in the United States of America, sir, sir, please
don't interrupt. In the United States of America, you have multiple twin cities. One of them being Baltimore and Washington DC. I was in Baltimore for four years. Never been sir. Sir Kiss my ass. Sir, okay. I don't care about your
opinion. I care about the factual facts and the factual facts on the uh on the articles I've read up. I'll put one up right now. If Janet would let me uh put one up, Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm gonna I'm gonna put up the article
of the Twin Cities for him to see. Okay. That way I could shut him up because obviously he's capping. See, one one of us has got to be capping. And I'll put it to you this way. It ain't me. Okay. I know. That's the tea. Somebody got to be capping. There we go. Yeah. If you share it, I
will be happy to share it as long as it's nothing. Oh, no, no, no. Never. Um, okay. So, they got Fort Lauderdale and Miami. Fort Lauderdale and Miami are considered twin. Willist and Auburn and Maine, New York and New
Jersey blah blah blah.
Panel killer. That's what you are. I'm a what? A panel killer. Yeah, a panel. I remember you. You and uh you and that other broad a shake. Wait a second. You and that other broad, you guys are very
jealous of my sh's a buddy of mine. Look, man. I saw Sig on other Sig was on other channel. I think I know you. you were wearing um you were on another panel wearing a
orange beanie and and it was summertime. It was July July or August and I've never owned any orange. Yeah. Yeah. You got one. Pull up the orange.
This is beanie. Yes. That's his only beauty right there. Right. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. I remember Sealgate. You're the guy from Chicago. I remember you now. No. No. You call everybody. You know what it do.
He's the guy. Hold on. Hold on. Theo Gates the guy you call everybody folk. You're that guy, right? You call everybody folk. What up folk? Hey folk. See, we're um listen, all of us, no. All of us panel hoppers uh somehow we link together. I This is really cool.
You know, me, you and Sig panel battery left. So if I leave, it's cuz this actually creeps some food, but I don't. This guy's either going to kill somebody one day or be on the news
for Chicago. Chicago is gay. That's crazy. He said Sig's from Chicago. I'm from Boston. He knows Sig. Okay. When he first joined, he didn't know Sig or he didn't know me or I don't know. I'm not even I I said nothing about I don't know anybody. I I didn't recognize
Theo and I didn't say anything about recognizing him or not recognize. See, sir, the problem with you is Joe, you don't have any listening skills. Big talker. You're a big talker, but you don't know how to listen. That's your problem, Joe. And I I recognized you the other day. You did the worst thing any man could do. Sir, sir, I'm still talking. Sir, I'm still talking. You did
the worst thing any man could do, and that's you. You You poisoned your your entire organs with alcohol, and then you came on here making a fool out of yourself right now. Be right back. Let me You came on here making a fool out of yourself. Or are you some alcoholic synonymous or something? No, no, no, no, no. He came on here drunk out of
his mind, you know, picking a fight with everybody, making a fool out of himself. I remember you, Joe. Joe, you were you will forever be to me the drunk bastard. That's what you are. The drunk that's what that's what a narcissistic piece of would say. Why Why would you say you'll always be to me? Who Why the would I give a when I always will be to you? cuz
you know this is like the fourth time I recognize you on a panel and every time I see you man every time I see you bro you know you're definitely a drunker I don't recognize either of y'all so I'm I actually appreciate that Joe's a drunkard I should I'm actually this guy just sounds like a hater for real you're
a gay hater brush on me and Sig and he's like Joe you're gay but you can't hating on you want to kick the nips the nword like everybody else. Right.
Religion on people, bro. Uh, which religion would that be, sir? I do apologize, guys. Psych has another guest. Why are you apologizing? Hello. Hello. Hi. How's it going? Good. What? What are you? I thought I heard feedback, but are
you okay? Is this Oh, Paige. Welcome, Paige. Hey, nice to meet you, Janet. I've heard a lot about you. You're popular talk. Oh, wow. I hope it's good or bad. Um, I'm bad is bad, Janet. Appreciate it. You're already a jerk. You're already picking on each other enough causing a ruckus. Everybody Everybody be talking I saw you
today and I love that you had your camera on and you were giving awesome energy. So, I hope that you can actually um I can show you me me. But thank you. I'm Miss Britney in real time and again I'm Empress Janet on YouTube. Nice. Well, I'm Paige Ocean and Wildflower Spiritual Arts on YouTube.
Yeah, I heard that you can actually feel the energy without the cards. I can Yo, let Yo, let him talk. I like Yeah, I bl I blind read. I like to know nothing and I channeling see spirits. I got all kinds of strange gifts. I love it. I mean, some of them are kind of a, you know, when you're young and you don't know what to do with them and no one's there to help you, they can be kind of a scary burden, but you learn how to work
with them to your dad and others and magic. Yes. Magic, darling. I love it. I don't I know all about it. I'm 47 years old, darling. I'm a Capricorn. 16 was the date and I know like all of the signs are just wonderful but some of them are annoying because they like to
speak over people. So I hope you guys will respect the woman that has come to the show because all the gentlemen we need you to come to the stage. So Paige I'll start have you thought of the word lady will be psych will be back Paige so you may do what you like. Okay I'll go on mute guys. Thank you. Please
like, Jenna, you're you're heavily skewing things. You know, I think uh maybe you should behave more ladylike yourself. Paige, he doesn't respect the co-host, but that's me because I won't be addressed. I want everyone to enjoy themselves until Psych returns. Thank you guys. Well, that's the whole point of going to kill the
show until he comes back. If we want to, you know, schoolyard fight, you know, we left that in school. Here we are adults and we're on this channel. The beautiful connection and we're not using it for what it welcome back. Yay. There he is. I don't know. Tell you you
guys are way too close. I totally agree with you, Paige. Thank you for saying that. Even though some didn't hear it, but some will. Janet, you didn't even let her finish. Man for the bars and they get, you know, they buy each other a beer and they get over it. So like let's buy let's punch each other out, buy a beer, and get move on. We're moving on from you is not meant to swing hands with me,
bro. There's a lot of wisdom there. Not for real, and it wasn't meant to take it literal context for me. What are you going to do, Theo? Bro, I got a good ass right hand, bro. And I do not mean to hit females, bro. You know you can't fight. Stop cabbing. Stop in
front of the females to Knocked you out too, bro. Then it does. Stop capping folk. You know you can't fight. Stop cabing folk. That's why you copying me, bro. Cuz you want to be like me, but you ain't even see each other. You're just talking. Paige, put up your channel. Paige, put your channel up in the chat so people can come find. I think Paige made a good
suggestion. Negative here. People are just going to be negative. Come in my area. Come in my area code and I will you up. Tokyo, you still Chicago. Wait a sec. Wait a sec. I will I will right now. Listen up. Your link up. I will I will buy the plane ticket. Hold on. Hold on. Everybody for like one
second. Hold on. Hold on. Everybody link up. Come out here, I will buy the plane ticket right now to Chicago. Come out here for real. Come out here. Like I can't come
this. Hell yeah. the night. Tastes good. Still got some alcohol. Tastes like tea. Hits like a punch in the ass. Bro, don't play no games with me. Cheers, man. What kind? Peach. Oh, the peach guy. Nice. Peach. Yo, here's what I'll do. Yo, here's what I'll do. You
listen. Yo, you guys need to shut up. Let one person talk. Here's what I'll do. I'll do kindergarten. I can't handle this. Here's what I'll do. I'm gonna Okay, guys. I'm talking. I'm talking. That's what they do. I'm talking. I'm talking. Let me show you. Nobody cares if you're talking again. I do
appreciate not. This is not all the time. I promise. Okay. If Paige would just wait a minute, she'll get her turn. This what I want to say. I'll buy Okay, so just wait a minute. I'll buy a plane ticket tomorrow, right? I'll go down to Chicago. I'll cave in your skull. I'll cave in your skull
and then I'll fly back out to where I'm at. How's that sound? Bro, I dare you to pull up you're talking about, bro. Do you know how quick you will die if you pull up here? Uhhuh. Why you throwing panels to kill people? Like, who panels to kill the people in panels? No, he me.
Janet, shut up. You said you were saying. Shut up. Janet, you were saying things about the getting people deported. Shut up. That's I'm only speaking to Psych. Well, everybody can hear you, Sunshine.
Well, again, I will again. Everybody can hear you. not address sunshine. Holy man. You guys, how are you? I'm sorry. If you guys want to be antagonistic, I'm going to be the most antagonistic here. I feel like I'm in a kindergarten classroom.
I'm going to throw the chair at the back of your head that they don't get loved. They don't get hugged. Welcome to the channel, Paige. It's okay. You have to kind of like hug the energy and like push it around. It's all good. I'm just trying to make them feel better so that everybody feels better and it just changes.
People just like to Janet likes being antagonized. Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad for her. Don't feel bad for her. She likes being antagonized, you know. Let's change the meal. Let's change the menu, you guys. It's dessert time. You got to change the environment, Paige. My environment is great. I'm good. I'm No. No. No. No. I
mean, no. No, no, I mean here. I mean here. I mean like this is not the environment. You bring a be kind. This I mean I like that. I'm I'm Paige. Just moments ago there was like argument about doxing and whatnot. And so I'm just gonna and and the hosts and the
host and the co-host allowed that sort of uh exchange to continue in regard to I just I'm just I'm just saying this is not the place to be positive. I'm just just saying. Okay. Well, all of these people are negative as hell out there, you know, and it's his channel. What do
you think? You don't see him kicking these people out. He's got no problem. You also don't see any of these people leaving either. So if you know we all but that's because that's what they're here to do. Be negative. You don't see him kicking them out because I'm out because that's too heavy. Positivity I'm here for. I like all y'all but this is I don't I don't like
the fighting and there's too much yelling and over it. I just I don't know what to tell you. That's what these people like to do. Well, that's okay. That's what these people like to do and that's what psyche likes to be a little more negative. I can be shut up. Let her talk. But you could be a little more. So then how about you
antagonize as well? This is so too much. I got to go. I love all y'all though. There he goes. There. Oh, I'll be quiet. me. I just want to put all of you in the corner for longer than your parents clearly did. Give him a little time to regroup. He wants to do it himself. I believe in psych. I'm all worked up and that's really hard to do. No, I'm so sorry, Dave. I just want
to hug you and let you know that again, you're welcome here and he wants you here and you can reset the energy at any time. We can just change the topic. Yeah, makes everybody feel comfortable. Please just don't over talk, Joe. Please just do me. I love you, Psych. I love
you Psych. There we go. Yes. Bye-bye. No more negative energy. And I don't care if you want to throw a little out there. At least make it funny so we can all relate and laugh. It's not pick on everybody time. We're grown. Well, it's No, listen. All right. This isn't Okay. All right. I'll be quiet. I
apologize. Let's hear it. If you want, let's hear it. I'm a big girl. If you want to come at me now, let's go. I'm worked up anyway. I'm not coming at you. I'm just saying just please just it's not always just just I don't know what to tell you. You think it's going to be positive. You're welcome. You're walking in straight. No. You know what? I really like the balance between the negative and the positive. There's just a different way to transmute it so that everybody can pick up and feed.
There's a different way to put it out there right? But like you know, express your negativity differently is all not as loud maybe. Well, I'm related to Charles Manson. So, what do you think about that? Thank you. Well, that's super dope, but I don't know how does it mean that I don't know.
Yeah, that's dope. That's all I'm not It means that I'm evil. Yes, it does. Yeah. Well, you know what? I'm cute, but I'm evil as too. I just know how to balance the dark and the light. That's Talk about it, Paige. Talk about Let me say something. It's like, I seen you on uh That's like uh what's your name, Paige? I seen you on S's panel doing your guards. You are very good looking if I may say so. We're not
varied. Like you're you're a decently good-look thing. I'm kind and cute and nice, but like I'll with me too much and I'll boil your pets and torture your family in front of you and then I'll bleed you out slow. So like that will boil our pets. Yes, I will. I would like to cause suffering. If I'm going to do it, I'm going to go all the way. All right. All the way. None of this shade talk. We got some sassy.
Hopefully your pet's small. Well, I'm not going to put a horse in a cauldron or some Yeah. Big enough. But anyways, do it. Oh my god. See that breath? You hear that breath of fresh air flow through the room?
The fart cleared. The farts cleared. The fart. Anyway, how was all your day anyway? Like, it's good. Happy minor. like fries or it's like sometimes when I'm going to bed I'll fart under the covers and then I'll smell it like hell yeah oven yourself and you baste in your
own flavor like a turkey down your dreams and smoke it that'll get you high a different kind of high but it'll get you high that's a a low gas that's a slow low bacon roast air fry no time for that you got to let it roast heard is anybody heard Like you're riding down the beltway. You hear like a tractor trailer
slow down. It's like burn like it's gearing his brakes. That's a Jake break on a on a big rig. It's a Jake break on a big rig coming out your butt. Why are we talking about fart? Go ahead. Because it's funny even if you're an adult and it's appropriate for laughter and you need a Okay. The word fart is funny. Thinking about a fart's funny.
Yes. I'll fart and I'll make myself laugh in my own kitchen by myself. It's a good time. You know, it's like a different symphony every time. Little acappella from your to acappella. You can lift the butt cheek. We can make some albums and sell those if people can sell farts in jars. Yeah, they do. And that's crazy work. You can jerk off to
that. Anyway, she's already getting Yeah, Joe. I think you're buying them farts. Well, people are buying Q-tips and other weird Fetishes are very vast and diverse these days. Everybody's got a flavor. Just go with it, you know. See, it's so common here. Yay.
I appreciate you, Paige. You're exciting. I'm just vibrating because I've absorbed a lot of that. Yes, I'm vibrating right with you. I am on it, honey. We are right there together floating on the unicorn. I'm a unicorn dolly. If I may say something like if if Paige did sell farts, I would buy four of them and I'd probably open one like on my
birthday. Yeah. Name a price. That's literally the least July and the one on Christmas gift. My family just my family asks how I just afforded a trip to all of for all of them. I'll be like you guys selling your titties on anomi fans. No, actually I just have
been bottling my farts and selling them like like water bottles. The woman from 98 Beyonce did this and she would sell them in jars and they would open them on YouTube and they would like throw up and stuff. But um yeah, fiance could play in my bathroom and I wouldn't attend. Her and Taylor Swift are a big fat no no for
me. Let me say this The last jar I open was on Christmas and my family was like that's not a gift. that was just an empty jar. I'd be like, "You think it's empty? Well, look at this." And then I twist the cap off and everybody in the room would just pass out from like carbon monoxide poison from your It's just a more a more advanced It's a more advanced cup of fart really for your whole family. And
then you charge them all, you ask them all for money for their gifts because that ain't free. A sing got to eat, you know, got to pay them bills. pimp trying to get the money for the rent. I love you, Psych. Sorry about that.
And she can and she can put the words together nicely. Oh, they're ferocious. Nobody. I love I'll save them up. I should save the farts up. Like, I could fart right now, but let Why would you just buy them in bulk? That's an unhinged water buffalo stockpile. like Walmart warehouse full
of your ass gas gas ass gas gas in the closet just sitting on millions of dollars worth of just toxic toxic roasted air in your butt like selling a sperm at the sperm places I like that everybody's got a little bit
of an open mind you know at least not everybody is like ew get her out of here she's gross and Canadian Oh, a Canadian. Earlie's Canadian. I love it. My my friend Charlie's girl me and then reversed and then I actually had a respect me and then had
that one reversed and then drop a Canadian flag if anyone else is from Canada. I will say leave a stream. I'm usually kicked. If you see me leave, it's because I've probably 99% of the time I've been kicked. I usually don't leave. If
anything, I'll click on another tab. I won't leave. But yeah, if you see me or sometimes be disrespectful, you piece of Grow up. Be little. Yeah. But it's one thing. It's one thing to acknowledge it. It's another thing to say, "Oh, that guy just disappeared." Oh. can handle the
feelings. All I'm saying database. I just I play with energy like an alchemist sometimes, you know, and sometimes it's like different elements or like how much of chemistry do you know cuz that's the closest thing we have to alchemy. Yeah. Chemist I I cut that class a lot to get stoned in the parking lot. And yeah, I think you know
I did okay in like math class I was I was I was getting geometry. That's the only math I was like I was like good at. Honestly, these days I wish I would have known before taking 12 years of math and making it such a thing to like now I don't ever use like when the have I used trigonometry in my everyday life or busted a quick blast of hot crust buns
to solve a conflict which is what I should have done cuz my kid has a recorder somewhere around here and seeing if it worked. But we were taught a lot of stuff that built structure and such behind whatever we needed to do to learn the basics of things, but just took it too far. Just too far. You know, we don't need a lot of these things. And our phones do it for us anyways. Technology's taken over our brains. The other day, Paige, I was
working with Hold on a sec. The other day, Paige, I was working with my dad and he was talking about like these people that they either built something that was like a it was something like a real big building or something. I was like, they probably knew they were real good at trigonometry. So, I get what you're saying. Like, I'll never use trigonometry, but you're like a architect that builds buildings. Like, they might, but I never would. I get what you're saying. Like, I never would.
Yeah. But you just take from it what you what what what suits you to what you build or whatever you need to be who you want to be, right? So, the basis of it. The the problem with the education system, at least in regards to science and math, is that most of it is teaching you it's trying to teach you
how to understand what the material is and understand math and understand science. There is not nowhere enough there is nowhere near enough applying it. Well, the problem is that when you're in these classes, they don't actually apply it, which is where you will actually use it and where it actually makes sense. That's where
you'll get an understanding when you apply these formulas and these concepts to real life. Then you actually can understand as opposed to just being hit in the face with a, you know, booklet of of math equations. Doug, do you remember in school when they did those like you got you got tested randomly every once in a while to see if
you were a visual learner, an audio learner, hands-on learner? So, no, I don't remember that. And so, I remember getting math like flash quizzes where it was just like boom, quiz. It's time for a quiz. This was like this was like an educational like a government educational consensus or service. Um, anyways, I was going to say, you
know, they teach us the basics of like social skills in kindergarten, and so some of us need to apply that, too, in our daily adult lives. I agree. All right. Did you go to a public school page? Yes. Well, all right. Public or private? I mean, yes or no? I had a The thing I'm trying to say is when I went to Baltimore City Schools, every year they'd have these Not once a
year, they'd have these women come in and check her head for life. Now that I'm older and look back like what do they think? We're animals. No, because it was mandatory to be delused and to be and to be vaccinated and it was it still is in some countries finished like I mean you got to have vaccines everywhere and parasites they get a parasite cleanse. They're just
keeping you they have them on their brains. They have them on 40 years old. I still feel bad about picking that girl. I still feel bad to this day about bullying that girl about having lice. I remember Jennifer Raisin was the only one had like and we were like oh lice head whatever now that I'm that was like I was 10 years old but now that I'm 40s like she couldn't help herself she couldn't wash her parents could
have gave her lice medicine and it weren't her fault and I do think about that as I get older I'm sorry I have a bully like negative parents negative parenting is really a lot of the time you know what I mean if you don't pay attention to your kids then that's why you don't know that their heads crawling with bugs for weeks like it's you're right maybe you should get Joe I I
Remember, Joe, when I was in elementary school, this kid, he uh his name was Leonard. I remember we were friends and like literally like we were eating like I think it was like grilled cheese and like it was just like it made him sick for some reason. And it was the most horri It was like one of like it was so
horrific. I he he like when he threw up he it would just made him sick. He just started to throw up and what he did it was it was like so dreadful. I felt so bad from seeing this. I was like, "Oh my god, what he did." So imagine, right? You This is your shirt, right? So he's throwing up, right? So he's like ashamed. Of course, he's like ashamed. He doesn't want to see nobody. No, he
wants nobody to see him throwing up. So he throws up into his shirt. He goes like that. He's like, and you can see his throw up going into his shirt. And I was just like, "Oh my god." You know what? And that shows I threw up in my purse in after a wedding because I didn't want to throw up in the cab one time. I did it in a sweatshirt one time. I
took my sweatshirt off Janet. Just I'm not trying to be rude, but just hold on for There was literally a kid, I swear to God, his name was Lawrence. The regular Lawrence last name was L E G-S. Lawrence legs. His name was Lawrence Legs. And I remember we always wore costumes and like for Halloween in like
second grade you wear your costume and I remember like he wore like a pissy dirty costume like and I was like 9 years old and I remember my mom like went back home um I'm about to actually cry about it but she went back home like brought him like like a costume and I but as I get older I'm like now I just my mom just the best she could have been like look at Laura and we always
like we made fun of him because they was legs but she was never made fun of You get labeled. I knew a girl named Alyssa who a frozen hot dog and half of it fell off inside of her and her mom had to take her to the hospital and forever she was labeled the hot dog forever. So like labels labels unfortunately speak to you like barf boy, you know what I mean? And long legs there. I think I think I had a
crush on a girl named Melissa in elementary school. That's hilarious. Do you want to be a frozen hot dog? Hot dog is crazy. Melissa was like a B priestess and like million. That's whack then. Yeah. When you were like younger years old or Everybody's cooked,
including you, sunshine. Me? I'm absolutely cooked. I'm a baked bean. I'll admit it. I don't give a I like my free flag. I'll let it fly. I'm confident in it. You ever have a crush? Like, tell us about your first crush in your life. Come on. Talk to us, man. You're a paranoid.
stupid. No, I No. Well, when I was like probably like five years old, like there's other other girl I play with name, her name was Lyanna. And um and then we would always say I would always say, "Let's get married someday. We're always going to get married." And like that was married first. But then u and then I actually met her like like years later and like I think she like gay I think.
No, we you know, but we did meet I think she got married to somebody else by by now. But um but yeah, she was always like then I went to like I was in like preschool with her and like um you know and then and then I met her like later when I was like like probably like in my 20s I I saw her again and she was like me and stuff like that. I think she would be interested if I wasn't. When you looked at her at this later in life,
did you look at her and be like damn my flavor in ice cream has drastically changed since I was a child? Right. We all have like all like little questions when when we're little kids like we all I was like never know check yes or no by George Drake. Do you love I have of course. Yeah.
When you and you met her years later. Did you guys talk about like hey remember when we said we married each other when we were five and then you French kiss her? Right. and or she has like trucker hips and she's popped out six kids like a Pez dispenser and they all different dads and you're like I'm really kind of glad that I did I actually did have sex with I think I
had sex one time like vaginal intercourse one time with a woman is that when you decided that that's not what you wanted to do with your time the first last time probably the first and last time you're like you know what I really don't like the front door I think I'm going to go in the back door. Totally different
house as well. I don't even like this house. I'm going to go to the neighbors. Yuck the clown from the hours show. It's like there's a guy named Yucko the clown. He's a comedian. Yeah, of course. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah. He made a gay joke one time like I don't know what the setup was, but like you ever have and slid your dick when you get done? And I was like, wow, that is kind
of weird. Like do you ever has that ever happened to you or?
UA. But yeah, that's why they say like people the gay guys should like gay guys who are like do sex a lot. They would like probably do an enema or something before him. I saw I saw it was for Coachella. I forget what and you're like damn that's what's up. It was um it was Coachella like 22 or something like that and they
literally had a menu. It was like Bottoms menu like for gay like literally for gay men. It was like bottoms menu at McDonald's. It was like I don't know. Like that's kind of gross to think about. They got their own menu. Well, it's exactly what you think it means. Psyche. They also they have they have
gay all gay people. You know who doesn't matter? No, no, no. That's that's one thing, Psyche. That's one thing. What I'm saying is there was a restaurant that had a a section in its menu of food that was explicitly it said this is for like LGBT gay bottoms. I don't know. Maybe right. That's like
that's like one thing, right? It sounds like a joke. It wasn't a joke. That was serious. They're going to make them prove it. They're going to make them prove it. Prove it. You know, you want to do your gay cruises and and all that free country. That's crazy though. Like a a bottoms menu. Well, I'd like to
get hit on by gay men. I don't think any s What did you get from the bottoms menu though? Sig. Yeah. I want to know. I don't think I uh have gotten anything from the bottoms menu. Especially not for you. Was it like a Kuba sauce sausage in a bun with like a fancy
topping? Like arugula on it or some like like a big corn? I don't know, dude. I don't know. But it was literally a thing. It was for like Coachella. It was literally like the LGBTQ Pride Month bottoms menu. Crazy. I don't have a No, it's a way to like thinking, all right, well, I'm not I
guess I'm not going to eat the tacos and like beans and shredded cheese. Why you Why are you examining the menu? I'm not up. Why are you examining the menu?
Absolutely not. That's crazy. This is great. This is so much better. D I can with this. Yeah, that is funny. We just wanted the finger food. I mean,
I don't I don't mind finger food, you know? Like if if you're like if you're just going to be like drunk and then yeah, whatever. Eat the chicken fingers and little like personal pies, pizza, like you know what I mean? You're going to pay with change and coupons. They grow up. Fingers are for You got You got to
pay with um what's it called? The box tops. You know those box tops coupons? Just throw a bunch of those. Throw a bunch of those at them. What's box top? What is this? It's the cereal. The cereal thing that's on top of every General Mill cereal. I thought it Okay, that makes more sense. We have those clearly. I just thought you meant
it was like a restaurant we don't have here. And I was like so intrigued. Like General Mills underwhelming. Just one. I I have friends I have friends that are from Battle Creek, Michigan, which is where they make all the Kellock stuff. He just wanted finger food. Yeah, that that that's General Mills and Psych knows all. Yeah, Psych. He's
professional with the fingers. Psych knows how to get them. He can test them with his fingers. I feel like all guys, no offense men, but like women have no business giving hand jobs. You guys have perfected that. You just look stupid. And you guys have no business digging around in there with your fingers like you're looking for change in a couch cushion that's Like we just there's things that we could do for each other that we can't do for ourselves
that we should probably provide. Like who comes over like give me a hand job. Like you go probably back to high school with that idea. No. Suck my dick. Well, maybe don't say it like that. I'm not going to I'm not going to ask for a hand job. Are you kidding me? Suck my dick, Oh, well then whatever. Not well not I'm not saying you I'm just like like what
you're going to give me a hand job like I can just jerk myself off you're talking like a Christian like I'm not like I'm not going to pull up like I'm not going to just finger you right I'm not just going to be like let's hang out I'm just going to finger you out of here right like every base we're going to skip every base I just want a home run and
I'm going to cheat and I'm going to walk right across the field that's right I'm going right through the bases. Shortcuts. the game. the play. I win. Say, you don't want You don't want a hand job for me, Sig? Absolutely not. That might be different. That might be different, right? I didn't think of that. I wouldn't even get a hand job from Janet.
Absolutely not. That's exactly where it's important. Janet wouldn't be able to give me a hand job. It would go back into my body on it. And I would if Janet tried to if Janet tried to put her hands on me, it would go back into my body. We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm good. I think Sykes said he'll put the gloves on. He'll take one for the team.
He didn't put your hospital gloves on before. Let me just let me just suit up quick and then I'll I'll dive right in. And he'll take care of that. No, he'll get it going. You'll be happy in no time. Oh my god. You know those like little finger condoms? Like those are so strange. The finger cuts. They call them finger cuts. Yep. They're finger caught
and they're for injuries. But when I was a kid, I mean younger, I was just like, "Are they for injuries?" I thought they were for Asians, but they're for finger injuries. Finger injuries. Got it. That's crazy. That's That's racism right there. That's crazy. Like if you get cut inside. You thought that was for for Asians? Wow. That was a joke. And you know what? I will make fun of my own
race and everybody else's equally because it's just for fun. So, don't get offended. Yeah, I know you were joking, man. What? Do you think I'm Asian or something? Go on. Get the light for Is that why you know so much about finger cuts and you're schooling us? I I went to sex ed and I do remember sex
ed. I do remember sexed. They did show us all of these things. I didn't take that class. the dental dams. No, I didn't skip that class. I skipped every other class, but I made sure I was there and present for that class. Yeah. Yeah. Sig new. We
used to fish. Damn, dude. Don't dox me like that. Come on, dude. Sig new. Just weird we did when we were younger. I did mushrooms and wrote a pump jack one time. That was up. and dangerous. I hope my child never knows what I've done. I'll just lie to
her and tell her that I'm I just went into Bible study every day all day. All they did. But maybe but like if you think about it like would that really benefit them? No, it's not. And that was also a joke compared to go through the same that you went through to like learn from me. He can't tell. He can't tell the difference, darling. Me being I
don't know. No, no. I understand I understand the desire and need to protect your children from harm obviously, but at the same time sometimes life needs to provide these lessons for them. You can't pad every corner. It's the same way like Yeah. You can't you can't cover them in bubble wrap for the rest of their life. Yeah, exactly.
That's just what I'm saying. Figuring it out. You know, like little kids when your kids is like little like a toddler or baby. It's like they're just hanging out with somebody who's on a really long mushroom trip. They're just feeling textures and like just totally enthralled by everything. They're just totally lit when they're watching TV and they got like the little hands in their pants and man. Sig is 56 275.
That's crazy. Everything is just so new for a long time. The first year, you know, Hi, how are you? Oh, look.
How do I get He's literally like a peach bar in a screen to me. I don't have my glasses on. I can't see it. Well, they're right on top of your head. I don't want to put them on there. Her glasses are on top of her head like Hi, Kim's welcome. She's in the
building. Just trying to introduce you to my friend. Hey, what's up? Well, that ain't enough. Well, do it. That's not enough, man. You going to tell my friend hello? I am the
Don't you think the joke got laugh at you? Look like I need a shot of tequila or something. I look how they run like you. You got I'm
How you doing Janet? Say hi to Janet. What's up Janet? Hey, how are you? I'm hanging in there. How about yourself? Good. I can't complain, darling. Life is a golden darling. You know what you guys all y'all yall are solid. You're really cool and I like I like y'all even
when you're acting that I still like you a lot. Please don't talk or go ahead. I'm just I love you. I love you guys too. You guys are all great. I love you guys. I'm gonna go on the deck and hit that Zaza. I think little puff puff.
cut off again when she put
way glasses and then she was like that's the guy that read my cars the other day. See, she at least remembered you, bro. What did your card say? Showing you the gremlin thing. Pardon me. Oh, what is that gremlin? Oh, hell yeah. it off the gremlin. It sounds like a second person trying to say gremlin.
Gremlin. I wish Tommy James was here. That's the only thing I miss is Tommy. My boy Dog. G dog for life. I don't know. I'm smoking Piper's Punch Tangar and Dankinade right now. But I've got other ones. This one's just tasty. Does see it nice and light. Nice.
It's really come a long way. I kind of missed the days where you had to like go buy weed off some guy wearing a rosta poncho that's like 40 and lives in his mom's basement and makes you stay for 15 minutes so it's not heating and he's playing Xbox and you're like sweet. Nope. I don't miss that at all. No, but like it always is like it was like a hit or because it was like a hit or miss. It's like just I don't know. It's back to good old days, you know,
when was kind of sleazy. I don't miss though. I've been held at gunpoint for $5. Somebody didn't put that in your hand. Yeah, I don't miss um No, no, no. I know. But like, you know, I'm like I'm actually like it's kind of amazing.
Yeah, exactly. Like I go into the dispensary and I get my and just think about it. Like, damn, dude. Like before you used to have to go to some sketchy alleyway, do a certain knock. It was like do a certain knock on the like on the AC outside. It was crazy. Slip it through the the door knob. You know what though? Like
people are still rotten in jail for selling a joint and people you imagine getting out after like 20 years and being like, "Are you kidding me? This shit's legal now and I've been rotting in here forever over a joint." And then there's hipsters selling it to you and have like all these like hydroponic details and information and math all the science to
it and they would just be like what is the world what has happened while I was in here. What the happened? Did they just like release everybody once it was legalized if they were in there for the sale like for for marijuana? Like I don't know how that would work. I'd be choked though if I didn't get out and everybody else was just doing it freely. Well, yeah, that's Well, the same thing. Well, the same thing or similar thing
happened like with like the Holocaust. Like I don't know how they do that. Is the question states rights and federal like a law? Okay. Well, yeah. It's still not legal in some places in the States, is it? No, not at all. It's like there's several states I think it's illegal. Like I think Florida I heard is like illegal and like some southern states. But but it used to have
like they used to have long sentences. is now it's like there's like now it's like everyone slap on the wrist or the really and you're out. Yeah. I think I think like they have like much more relaxed laws now. I think it's like federally it's like you can like not really be arrested for just as possessing a small amount or something like that. You can't hear like it's it's legal. There's certain restrictions like you said, but like there's you're
allowed to like it's it's okay to do it openly and freely here. But there's definitely like um what what you think what were you just saying with uh the restrictions and I just totally lost like I've never had a thought in my life. That's what I get for interrupting. No, it's okay. You're from You're in Canada, right? In can you're in Canada, right? Yes, sir. And so it's like they're like they've been even more
like they were like I think in Toronto and stuff it was like legalized like way long before United States. It was like ahead. Yeah. Exactly. But like you're allowed to grow a certain amount in your home like legally and and you're allowed to as long as it's not for distribution of sale. It's just got to be personal use. That's why there's only a certain amount legally allowed to be grown in
your home. But it's not like they're flying over us like back in the day looking for like, you know, the hot spot. What are those helicopters? The heat sensing to find like, you know, to detect the the grow ops because I mean, whatever. They're not going to they don't have time for that But there's a lot of people still doing it. But I mean, I'm not going to call someone up and be like, "Can I can I buy some weed from you?" Like, it's inconvenient to go to someone's house
and buy it. You just go to the store. Right. Right. And then you don't have to talk to anybody and you can just leave. You're just a customer, right? And it's like now it's like you just have to show your ID in California. It's like it's probably just like the same there. You just have to be like here very often. You'll be in there for like two minutes. Yeah. You're just in and out if you know what you're looking for. But then, you know, you get
these old fellas like, you know, these guys who used to like with bricks of hash and and they come, they're old school and they're going in there and these these young people are kind of talking gibberish to them, but they're still learning new things about it and stand there and listen to this and they're a little confused. Like it's out of their element. There's too many options is what I'm trying to say for them to be comfortable to choose.
Yeah. Which is crazy. They don't understand. Yeah. I mean, better learn, I guess, late than never. But they could teach us a thing or two about actual quality, you know. Sorry, man. I was all county. I don't want to make it about I was all county three times in high school. I could
have been went to the major league. I know, but you wanted to drink. Hold down for this alcohol. Why would I want to be a major leader and make millions of dollars when I can sit here and drink and count my pennies? Take a look at this. That's a real man right there, boy. Take a look at that.
Take You know what? I'm g Look at that forearm, boy. Look at that forearm. Oh, wow. You look like You look like Fred with your hat. Oh, I better go show your name. I found it. I couldn't find it for like three months. Found it. Psych wants to see
more than that. Psych wants more. Oh, I am going to shake. Psych needs more. Psych needs more. Salty Peppa. Do you see that? Get closer. Come here. Let him see that. Do you see that salt and pepper shirt? Come
on. You guys got to That is pretty cool. Jesus. That is cool. Okay. Oh, my little today. Don't scare Don't scare your paddle away. Like, put me on full screen. I'll scare all the way. The moral of that is a nice shirt. She always does have cool. You're probably one of the most cutest brands I've ever
seen in my life. Hey, thank you very much. It's like just kidding. The salt and pepper song that Alisa sings and she sings like this. She like w she can rap this whole like salt and pepper song. My favorite salt and pepper song is none of your business. And I can totally wrap that
for you. But I'm not going to embarrass myself virally. Okay. Well, if you if you're going to do it anywhere, do it here because, you know, it's like I I seem to do it myself every night. So, wait, everybody. So, what's your favorite? Okay. So, let's go with I don't know. I don't want to like a decade 80s 90s kind of like early
2000s Y2K jam that was like a banger for you. Well, I always like don't go chasing waterfalls because every time I think that song I have to pee and so and I would pee shy and so I'd have to think of that song and then I would pee. You're such a cute little nerd.
What song did you sing to us last night in another language when you serenated us before you went to Starbucks? I see another language or I see I see in Spanish like I see that I see that the the sun and the moon like
yesterday I popped on because you were telling you were sharing like oh my god my cat just fell off the top of my ear that wasn't smart anyway and it was you were sharing like fables and stories and I told you I had one for you Okay. Remember about Full House. Hold on. Uncle Joey time in band camp.
No, I know it sounds like that, don't it? But remember the episode of Full House where they thought they had playing and it was like but it was but it was like three old ladies and it looked Oh, come on. Say it. It's like whip it. Whip it. Whip it real good. And first like this ain't it was yourself. I was like,
"That was a good story. You on my story, man. With your lazy and dead eyes. Your dead eyes." I know, guys. We need some wild accusations in chat. Like, I don't look at these like scaring us with his eyeballs like a Gorgon stare, you know? Oh, look away. Just don't if you look in
those eyes, okay, look, screenshot this and share it to the chat. I'm just kidding. movie and then we'll see him start on the next new like slasher film where he's like he's the he's the killer creepy eyes like a Mexican version of Jeepers Creepers
rocker what the I watch all night I watch all like the three of them in like one night they're really good like that scary like black what creepers do you guys like slasher horror films films or do you like the mind or the paranormal kind of ones? Well, I when I was a kid, I like the slasher. When I was a kid, I like
slasher now. I like classic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like street 13. Uh, you know, Michael and all the like the classic ones, you know, but then it's like I like sleepway camp. I like um you know, Texas. I like I like anything. I I like the real creepy like Oh my god, my
bicyc I'll be back. Okay. I like horror movies. I like, you know, like Labyrinth. I like I like Disney movies. I I liked like Death Becomes Her. I like, you know, Beetlejuice. I like all genres of music and all genres of movies as long as just whatever I'm feeling moodwise. You know what I mean?
And if it's not super super lame. I talk to Sig real quick like and I please just say this to my friend Sig. When I knock the water over, I blamed it on Kim, but it was really cuz I got turned on from that ending of Sleepway Camp when that lady had a Oh my god. That's the
reason. Yeah, that was a I I watched the whole trilogy of that movie like and more. We used to just rent movies all the time and so then my parents did not care how rewind. You guys remember the like the salooned creaky porn doors at like that section of the video store and you just see someone's dad walking out of there all
ashamed. Yeah, you're just Mr. Pearson and he's like just ignores you like you're not his daughter's best friend and don't sleep over there every weekend. One time, one time my dad was like, "Oh, I got to return all these videos." And so, and so I had just like put a video in like the container, but it was like this gay porn video accidentally that I had. And so then my
dad called to film. Yeah. Yeah. Like they said they have like they have like they have like locker room jobs or something like that like um video sounds like a high school locker room. I don't know. No, I'm sure it was a college college locker room. But uh I don't know. It was like But yeah, that was back when I was in
um probably like in high school or whatever. These we also when we turned 18, they also had a section you go upstairs in this video store. We'd al we always rent like geriatric porn or we'd rent like porn and we play at parties. Old people get it up. Yeah. I don't know. We just watched all elderly National Geographic. Yeah.
The National Geographic was all there was to beat off when you know in the 80s basically other than Playboy and well my and my grandfather Playboys. Yeah. And then like my grandmother always hated it and I think she tried to sell it. So this is vintage some vintage bush
werewolves and Sasquatches. You need a machete to find that pearl, don't you? I remember that. Nobody the scramble. Trying to brag. Are you like trying to brag or something here? Remember they would like there was like scrambled channels and then you could like pay to have it unscrambled, but it's like you could like still turn it
on and like sometimes like adjust the settings. So it's like you would just see like a boob or you see something like occasionally on it. soft core porn that just comes in randomly at night when it's like 2:00 in the morning. Ever. Have you ever when you were younger accidentally rented a like porn
on the hotel and your parents are like confronted by the front desk? So, did you ever get pirated porn like through your like TV? Like literally and they give you a card and you put the card into your into your little box. I did
that. Yeah. Yeah. You just slide that card in and off you go. Yeah. But then that would always And then sometimes you would get you would get like a semi you would get like a semi-threatening like backhanded threatening like video from like Direct TV or Dish or whatever and it would say like, "Hi, you're trying to
access pirated channels." Criminal offense so you can go to prison for a virus. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was years ago. Find those videos on YouTube now. Too much connecting dial up to watch porn in your living room. It's warm up. My god. Well, when I was
younger, my brother difficult it was then. Imagine how bad it is now. I have a brother that came back. He brought a computer and this is like 1987 or something. He brought a computer and then he's like, "Hey, look." And then he like put in a disc and then like 30 minutes later like this picture of like a kind of a cartoonish um but like you know
Yeah. It would take down. Uh, not like a disc like not like a CD disc like a little those little the little square ones. Those hard square ones floppy. That's a floppy disc. They were You mean the save icon? Or even like big floppy. They had big floppies. They had small floppies. You know, it's like And then they had like, you know, eventually everything was Yeah. I I was like I was
I had a computer when I was like probably like 13 or 14 years old and like nobody else first computers. It was like a military computer. Like, what are you going to watch on there? You're going to watch little green stick men tumble around and tussle with each other. There ain't no high def. There ain't no nothing. There's no detail. And it's usually when you find those kinds of videos too, especially at like
your parents or your friend's parents' house is labeled like Greg and Dana's like 50th anniversary and you open it up and you're like, Greg, you're a dirt ball. That ain't your anniversary DVD. like Bachelor Party and stuff, right? Emanuel and Cinema. Yeah. Oh, also they had a show called Real Sex on HBO. Like I would get the HBO channels and like
Zate and then I'd watch also this like stuff like Rhonda Shear and they were all like the stupidest movies like she would host on USA called USA up all night. She'd host these movies like Bikini Car Wash Cops part seven. It's like and there be like do you guys remember Teelune After Hours and it was
like Striperella and Quads and like all those like more older like viewing kind of cartoons or whatever. It was like before Family Guy and all that you know? Yes. Taxi confessions. Nick likes the taxi cap confessions. Yeah. This is be in bed and you're like up till 5 in the morning watching TV but
you have to go to school in the morning. He started there. That's where he started for us. He came on at 1:30 a.m. and we used to wait for him. And Jerry Springer was when it was real live. They were fighting and everything. We didn't know. We was like, "Were they really fighting last night? Like where did that show come from?" And then all of a sudden he went to daytime and then
it stopped. All that fighting stopped and you know. I watched a documentary on Jerry Springer about like the background of that the other day and I was just like, you know, he accidentally got that that that call. Like he was not he was like a really boring news announcer.
Like he was very vanilla. Okay. He was also the mayor too. So, you know, Cincinnati and then he paid for a prostitute with the check, like a city check, and then he got he got in trouble for that, right? Who does that? That is crazy. That's a very poor man. I
used to watch I used to listen to poor man on love from a wheelchair. You understand me, He could barely stand up. He's won World War II. And Harry Truman gets the credit for dropping the bomb. That's only because uh Roosevelt's tournament just ended. Franklin Delano Roosevelt will always be my hero. That n-word won a
war from his goddamn wheels. And I don't mean to steer the conversation toward that, but Kim was yelling at me about it. So, I just wanted to thank you, Psych. Let me get my point off. I was telling you just you could tell. Thank you for letting your point off. You going to thanks or not? Thanks for letting this big mouth talk to
me. Don't let anybody else in edgewise. That's a That's a horrible Thank you. Let's go. I love her. Clock the T. Don't look happy. Like you just you ever beating the other girl, you know?
What you remind me of? We're not paint next time. I won't paint a lighthouse. What' you say? It seems like the light's going out of your eyes and I hate to see it, but I hate the light. It says I'm a little bit high and like drinking.
You're getting a computerized. Joe, come back. Come back. Come back soon because your your your mic's breaking up. Yeah. Well, yeah. We'll see what happens with Joe. You know, it's like, "Oh, the light's gone out of my eyes." No, I think there's a lot of light in my
eyes still. Yes. Yep. But, uh, yeah, I do. You know, how much light is there? Let me see. How much light is there? Shine bright like a diamond.
We can butterfly kiss. like the Wright brothers. See, see has beautiful eyelashes. You see? Oh, thank you, Britney. See, my eyes are a little bit a little bit like dark circles right now. I've been sleeping a lot and I get am I getting stoned a little bit? But yeah, I have I have I have hazel colored eyes if you
can see. Yeah. So, are they more blue or green? That was Jan. I thought that was I thought Stig was showing me his eyelash. Okay, hold on. We have another guest. That was me. Oh, okay. Joe. Okay, Joe, I'll welcome Joe back. But Joe, you're just like talking too much and like welcome back. If I was going to get kicked off, I would have said I
would have said w kicked off. Well, yeah, because me was messing up. His mic was messing up. His mic was messing up and then and then Yeah, guys, I apologize for that language. I'll have to I'll have to be like private in the stream afterward. But yeah, I apologize
for that language. You know, they cannot help what people say. He was addressed towards me, right? He's mad. You know, he's mad. He'll calm down. You know, it's terrible. Isn't that terrible, guys? Some people have to Yeah. You know, he he's mad. I I let him back up. It's not like, oh, you're It's like It's like if I'm having a hosting a show and I'll be like, "Oh, can the guest go backstage for a minute?" And then it's
like I'll be most of the time bring them back and stuff like that or like if not that's maybe it's not the right time for the show and stuff like I have to like make a I have to host you know guys start your own streamards everyone that is judging me about it. Start your own streamyard. No start your own live live show and run like you want to okay if I if I don't do the best job but you know you're going to have one you're going to
be talking about certain things. You're going to have people that are are not going with the stuff. So, are you stroking out? Oh, you're Oh, I thought you said totally stroking out. Yeah, stroking out. No, I'm not stroking out. I'm just like I have a on my teeth
and I'm just getting out like that. I'm just like, you know, it's been a good show. Your panelists have been exciting. Yeah. And it's just like, you know, it's just getting started, too, because I've only had one. It's only getting started. It's only just begun. Janet, are you pressing him
to end his stream? What do you mean it's been such a nice stream? What the It's like going into the second half of the of the football game. You know, when they go into the break for the intermission and then the second half, you know what I'm saying? like at the end of the show because you never know who's going to make it to the
touchstone. We can find a new character and unlock them. Psyches unlocking characters. Six scares me. Yeah. Oh, well, he said he scares me. No, you don't need to be scared yet. What are you scared about? So, do you like the nickname? Scared yet, dude.
Sig, do you like that? Sigel. Yep. That's me. I'm Sig. That'll be your nickname on my show. Just Sigo because it's like Sig. I don't want to call you Sig the Incel. I want to say Sigo. You could say um Sigur
Ium. That's would be one of my favorite um names that people have given me. Okay. Cigar. That's a good one. Cigar. Okay. Cigar. How about Georgia? No. I
G. S. It's basically the N word, but just the S instead of an N. Okay. Same thing. Okay. Well, you now you have your own nickname. So, you're you're officially my my first in chat right now. My first pack member. S is my first Wack Pack member.
I like it. Isn't it the Wack Pack? Yeah, the whack. Okay. But I have to have like a different name. I'll have like Yeah, I'll have to have like the the quack pack because it's a quack pack because Streamyard is like a duck,
right? So, it's a quack pack. Like it. That's fair. Yep. Okay. And that's cool with you too because I like I like ducks and I like um I like Streamyard and Streamyard has a duck logo and so show everybody your
Hulk Hogan Martin Luther King Jr. Future. So Psyche I have an AI generated image of Hulk Hogan doing a like choke out on Martin Luther King Jr. Like can I can I show it on your stream? Yeah. Yeah. But how did you come up with this
idea? Like where what in your mind? I'm curious. Like are you So you can I I'm asking you right now. It's not violence. I don't think this is an image. This is an image of home choking out Martin Luther King Jr. Is
this is it safe to work? It's your word. I would not advise it. Say I'm on I'm on You're on my Discord. Okay. Send it to me on Discord. Okay, I'll have to approve it. Okay, I don't I don't I don't want I don't want something violent like someone like me attacked on on my on my my show.
Okay, not ready for that. Like I was asking, don't show it. Just don't show it. Hey, don't show it. Please don't show it. Yeah, don't show it tonight. Show send it to me on Discord privately. I'll see I'll see. Maybe maybe I'll say, "Oh, this is I'm going to have I have to show this on the show. It's so funny." Maybe I'll think that. I'll probably just like go
He had Martin Luther King being being attacked on on his on his show. You know, put the link up right now. That's by Mark. Not promoting violence. This is This is by Mark Henry. Not wrestling. We believe. Shout out to Mark
Henry. Time only will tell, right? Only time will tell, right? Yeah. Yeah. on my I'm saying I want I just need to pre-screen it because I I mean I've let people let people show things on the show and I got copyright right you see it now I I put it up I put
it up you see it now I put it up you can see it there no I don't see anything but it's okay because uh I believe you like I put it up because it's funny it's it's pretty funny it's not there. It's not there. I'm looking. I I don't see it's not there. I would have seen an extra um
participant thing that I can add to the studio, but I just I don't see anything. I swear I'm not blind. I can take a screenshot and prove it. I know what I say. And I agree with you. I approve your message. I can see too. So, this monkey boys night, Oliver, not until you're on the panel. Come up Oliver. Get your
shirt off. You know, he said take a hunky boy. Oliver's like, "You're a hunky boy. You're a hunky boy." I'm like, I don't know whether to be offended or very flattered, you know, but um but I'll be on I'm very flattered. Okay, thank you. I'm a hunky boy.
Is this a hunky boy night? I don't know. Is Do you think Sig is a hunky boy? Maybe become a hunky boy night. Imagine if you walk in walk in Chip and Dales and you see like Sig and me like you would like most people would like run out screaming. I give you a chance. They'd ask for Jan
would come over. Jan Jan J would have a bunch of people over and then she they all come over screaming. S would be like alone alone naked on his in a g-string on his pole and then everyone would be running over to him and everyone running then I'd be like oh I'd be like I'd be like showing I'd be like pointing people
to over to say I'm like oh go over to him and he's like he's like a he's like a really sexy he's like a Samoan island guy theme and they're like oh like they're like that that that woman scares me and I'm like oh that's a guy his name is Sig Yeah, it'll be a refund. That woman scares me.
Oh no. Why does that woman keep trying to wrestle with me? I know. Oh, see you would try that. Yeah, you wrestle with me. Yeah, you wrestle with me. Yep. Oh, guys, I'm gonna wrestle I'm gonna wrestle with you. I'm gonna put my in your
He's been wanting to say that. He's been want dying to say that. That's how this truly feels. That's what your is gonna look like, you And that's after you have two gunshots in the back of your head in Minecraft. Oh no. Wow. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.
I'm gonna have to shoot you in the back of the head. Oh wow. Okay, Z. Okay, you're off the show for the night. Oh my gosh. Oh wow. It's all fun and games until someone gets disclaimer. We do not approve of that message on Minecraft. This supposedly happened on Minecraft in one of those
Minecraft novels, you know. I don't know. Super Mario Brothers video game. Isn't that terrible, guys? Isn't Wasn't that terrible? You know, how shocking, you know, but you know. Yeah. You know, guys, I don't mind being called that word, you know. Um because it's like kind of like kind of like kind like race play. I don't know. You know how people do race play and stuff like that and
it's like interracial couples will like use those words and stuff like that during sex. Well, it's like it's kind of like the same thing like that where it's like I find it more of like a kind of sex. I don't know. I like I don't care. He might he might suck your dick and then he'll don't want you to tell nobody. So, he's going to tie you up in his basement. So, just be careful. Yeah.
He looks suspect. I'll tell the story. the guy the same guy that that that s t a bb e d me in the ear like like before this like a few months before like I was waiting for my parents to come like pick me up. We're going to go get like an outfit for my sister's wedding and then so this guy comes to the door and he comes with like a bag. It has like a fire extinguisher in it and like a rope and like and I just would wouldn't let
him in and he's like and then he like came and he like kicked through my window and then he kicked through my window and his leg just started bleeding. He was like all like bleeding all over it. He like ran to the McDonald's or the Burger King or something like was like screw me on the floor and they paramedics whatever. Okay. But u but his plan he later told me was to like knock me out with a fire extinguisher, tie me in my closet and
like I don't know what he was going to do but that would have been really scary, right? And so um but you know he just kicked in the window himself and like cut his own leg and I I was I was fine but yeah it was really my but that that place you know I had windows bashed out and stuff like that and like um just it was like the trap house of the thing. So was this a date gone wrong or home
invasion? Right. Was that a date gone wrong or home invasion? Well no date gone wrong. We're going to talk to that. Yeah. Well it wasn't a date gone wrong. Yeah, it's like he was cute though. He he ended up he ended up unaliviving himself in in in prison after he killed
after he unlived my neighbor by by him. He sabbed him in and the neck. Right. Wow. Oh wow. That was Yeah. Yeah. And but I I also like I like I got between him and his girlfriend fighting when I he already knocked out all the light bulbs in my house and then he like hit me in
the ear and I like I just thought he just punched me in the ear and then it's like I just felt my ear start dripping blood you know and it's like and then so he had actually stabbed me with like a sharp object inside my ear and uh I think it might have punctured my ear eardrum or something but everything heals you know my my hearing is fine and like yeah but there was a lot of blood there was a lot of blood and then like you
know and then he got like the he got arrested the next day and then um he was spent like probably 6 months but then the police like I wouldn't press charges or anything but the police um filed on my behalf a restraining order against him for me and a year later I saw him and then he like left my house he alive my neighbor and then he like got caught um and then he like unlived himself in
jail so yeah it's not fun right and I know I've been in these scary situations too Oliver like you know just like firearms around you know people trying to intimidate with firearms and all kinds of stuff Yeah. So, I'm like, you know, I'm over this kind of people that are going to carry around kind of I also had someone come over and like they were like cleaning their gun or something like that and they kept like pointing at me and stuff like that. It was kind of
like unnerving or whatever, but it's just like not polite. It's like, you know, I just like ah, you know, yeah, it's not fun. You know, like the guns are like people people get sense of power with these things because it's like so easy. All you do is like little just like little little flip of your finger and then you have life and death in your hands, right? It's like all you have to do is like just have but it's
like people don't like to like actually shoot people. Even had done tests in the military where it's like like the like there's like a subconscious thing to like veer up or like off a little bit and like so you don't like hit directly sometimes like that because we have like a compassion. It's hard for us to actually like kill another person, right? So
well to be determined cuz some Did you see that? It's called a movie called It's a movie called um The Men Who Stare at Goats. You have to check out that movie that that goes into it. And they do all all about these psychological operations. Eventually, they said, "Oh, can like men just stare at a goat and like kill the goat just by with their mind power and stuff like that." And so, you know, it's kind of like a creepy movie. I forgot who's in it. Like, I
think it's going to be like um like um who's that guy from uh Tom Hanks maybe or I don't know, Jack Nicholson. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. Look at it. It's called The Men Who Stare at Ghost or George Clooney, I think. I think it's George Clooney. Yeah, George Clooney. Yeah, I think I seen that. The man. It is kind of telling psychological
operations and stuff like that. And they also have like, you know, certain certain sectors that are like into psychic viewing like remote viewing, psychics, and like you know, even like the Reagan administration, they had like um not Sylvia Brown, but they had Jane some kind of really famous psychic in the 80s that she would do. But she would do all the astrology and she would like they would like make the events that
they that they plan down to the day of this astrology and stuff. Oliver can read women's minds. Okay. He's like kind of like a spali kind of. I know what
you're hope you're doing good tonight. Anyone else? Can you read mine? Do you think you can read minds? Like do you think people you know what people are saying? Read your what your cards. Well, you can if you want. I love to change the energy. But I'm saying like you ever meet a person, a male, you're sitting with them and then also you're kind of reading like what they're thinking or
saying. You're kind of saying what they're saying at the same time. You don't realize it. Yeah. Synchronicity. you know someone's joke before they tell it. Yeah, I hear that too. Right. Also, but also also we can get hyper
sensitive sometimes, especially when there's like people out there trying to make other people paranoid and stuff like that and saying and people, you know, remember how I said like people are going to be trying to turn us against each other because they know how strong we all are together. So, if they got us all isolated from each other, not trusting each other, then they can go after each of us, you know? But if we like stand together, you know, and so it's like it's important like like you
know it's if I do something wrong or it's like you know I shouldn't be having this person on the panel but it's like you know I'm like I'm basically it's called open panel. Um, as long as they're not, but it's like, yeah, but if they break certain rules, you know, like, you know, like you know, just like we we have those very simple rules like no doxing like no certain like language and like and just be respectful to the panel and the chat and stuff like that
and for the mods like just to like um just to be a supporter of the channel and just to like uh you know, you know, help um moderate the chat sometimes without without kicking people out and stuff like that because I I don't like I don't like kicking people out. I like people having having their say in stuff like that, you know, it's like on a public kind of forum, right? And so, um, it's not a bad thing, you know. It's
like it's, um, you know, it's like because people will like, you know, they'll they'll tell you the truth like, right? They'll tell everyone the truth and stuff like that and stuff like that. So, it's like, you know, but, you know, we have to I don't want accusations made. I don't want like doxing. I don't want um you know really bad bad words being said like racial terms you know and you can say to me you call it to my
face and stuff like that but it's like not don't address any of the guests or anybody in like that abusive language let's all have fun here let's yeah let's like not you know we have our low energy or high energy days I'm kind of stoned tonight right like I was happy
I just need a Look at like can I get any Can I get any better? Look at my mangorita, right? Yeah. Do you get to buy like that in the regular stores? Grocery store or gas station. The liquor store they have it's like they have different stuff because they have a Smart and Final nearby here and it's like it's like um they have
different stuff. They have like the twisted teas and they have like different drinks, but they don't have they don't have these. And the all the place I ever found these are at the at the liquor store I go to for cigars and so yeah. Cool. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm trying to raise the energy for everybody. Let me light this candle. Like I I had this candle burning all night. I got these
candles at Michaels. I got like three of them for 10 bucks and they're like these big candles, right? Or these big candles. This one's called It's called sweet sweet springtime. It just smells like fruit and it's a green candle. So, this is like the heart, you know, the green is like the heart. You can just buy a candle at the store and like, you know, bless the candle and like, you know,
have it burn away all the negative negative things and just have it and you know, it has the the flame glowing and stuff like that. It's I got these at Michaels for like three for $10. They're very nice candles. And I got this blue one. I love candles. They're so relaxing. This one's called Violet Rain. I haven't this one. Violet Rain. And then this one is called
um fresh pineapple. I think fresh pineapple. Fresh pineapple smells really good. It's I just remember someone saying the other day they're like, "Oh, you know, there's they're saying, "Oh, for like if you have a cold or something, eat like pineapple juice." And I don't that stuck in my mind. And then I saw a pineapple candle. It does. It works. It absolutely out and keeps
you from having your sperm sour because they'll they'll charge like 10 bucks for these candles in a store, right? You can get three for $10 at Michaels, you know, on a sale, right? So, always check out like other alternatives to even the dollar store has candles, too, if you want to get into candles and stuff. And candles are a great way to like you can write your intention on the on the wax
of it. You know, you can like, you know, um you know, light one for um burning away any negativity. We have another guest tonight. Let's say hello. Okay. Sig, you want to come back? I don't know. Hello.
Hello. Are you okay? Are you like you ever heard the Misfits, the band? Yeah, I actually went to I went to a Misfits concert once. I got something to say. I killed the baby today. Oh, that's good. It doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead.
Okay. Well, I don't like that. I don't like the energy about killing babies and stuff like that. That's not very funny. I approve your message cuz we don't approve of that message. Let's reset the room again. Guys, it's just shocking, you know. Some people are just shocking, you know, but I know I'm a nice I'm a nice chat. I
have a nice panel. Got Janet watching out for me. I got be to watch out for me. I got all my mods. Uh Jamie's Cowboys and so many other friends mods. Britney, Oliver, Time Nick, you know Tracy Ray Ray Instant
Karma, nobody. Um, small time investing, Joe Shipley, even you know, Britney, Dr. Sin, like guys, we just have so many cool people coming through. 45 in the chat. You know, I just started my second drink. How's everyone doing today? Awesome. Black
RG like it's golden. Living my life like it's golden. I like that song. And it's like isn't that like is it Reese Res? Isn't that sing? Yeah. No, I love it. Yeah, it's a good song. Living my life like it's cold or maybe it's like um Jill Scott or Andrew Stone or something. But I think I think
it was Reese. Maybe I'm wrong. Oh, my back hurts. I need to get I used to get like a Jill Scott. Jill Scott. Jill Scott. Yeah, she sings it. Oh, she sings. Oh, she someone else. She could have remade it from something else. Yeah. Well, no. And I think No, it was just Scott. You know,
it's like And um Yeah. And then I heard Angie Stone just passed away. Yeah, that's a pretty sad story. Yeah, Theo's a good looking. What happened to S? Sing said something about um just he just said just something that just made me not want to be talking to him right now. I don't know what he's up to tonight, but you know, I just you know how you
have this intuition sometimes like you know this person's maybe not in a good mood. Just like I'm not going to have Joe up tonight probably because he just like took even though he apologized and I appreciate that you're not banned or anything like that. It's not appropriate to you know you know what you said on on the panel when you came up and bombed in front of Jana and everybody right um right and so he knows what he did s
knows what he did you know it's like I appreciate them not like I know I know and but if it wasn't for Janet being here I would not be have like I would not have left you know you guys alone like like I mean Sig and S and Joe and like you know it's like I I I don't know if I can tr and even like you know I hope I can trust Theo2 Theo2 you know
but um you know people are saying oh if you know he might poor mom or something like that so I don't know he comes from the sector that I I visited and was well respected in the whole year and he used to sit over there with me on No Cut TV so he's a good guy and I'm glad he's here with you because he was definitely a good character for you today. He felt
it, he said it. People's energy was not right for the panel. You don't want people to, you know, run away your other panelists. That's crazy work. That's their work, though. That's what their job is. So, well, you know, it's like, you know, and I'm not like I'm not sitting here like trying to like analyze where I've heard this person before. And it's like, yeah, some people, yeah, I've heard this
person on a certain show. I don't know what extent like each of them is involved in anything, you know? I don't And I'll just let them talk and stuff like that, too. And it's like, you know, but um but I don't want to like hurt my friends and stuff like that. And I don't want to get involved in any like kind of like fight and like or or like conflict cuz I'm not really part of it, you know? It's like and so it's like I just don't
want to get caught caused by crossfire or by friendly fire or by shrapnel or by you know some kind of like you know people or somebody going into thinking like oh it's a war and stuff like that and they're taking it so that seriously and stuff and like you know I just want people to like get along and like you know make friends and and uh you know bury the hatchet and get and uh you know
like forgive each other and you know maybe like learn how to network and get along with people he maybe would not have like thought of networking and getting along with before maybe they'll be some of the best people you've ever met and you were like you you would have never known because you you know if you prejudge right so yeah know Janet Janet does you
know really good job here and you know she's extremely kind and sweet and has offered a lot of support and and same with Beta and so Bea's always welcome here as well you know if Alisa Jordana ever wants to come over she's welcome here you know if you're controversial on YouTube and like you don't feel accepted elsewhere. You know, maybe um you'll find some exceptions here. You know, it's like because I know everyone has
their own side of the story and there's people that get get banned and blacklisted, shadowbanned and or just feel like they don't have any friends and stuff like that and like people that feel like they have like a good support group. And I think not not not you know this is an AA meeting or something like that. Of course, it's like the opposite, but it's like you can meet people if you you can meet somebody that maybe you've
gone through the same thing that they they've gone through and might say it in the chat and you can like say, "Hey, you know, I went through this. I have some advice about this, you know, or it's like, you know, if you have your own streams too, you can like meet people and like, you know, they'll come to your streams, you can come to this one, and then we can go back and forth and like all support each other, right?" Yeah.
That's what it's really about because we're all basically we're all unless we have like a million subscribers, we're still pretty small fish in like the YouTube ponds, right? Right. Right. And so it's like a little like a crumb. You're just a little crumb in the YouTube world. So yeah, I'm just a little a little little tiny little speck on this huge monitor of like a huge like
galaxy, right? like you know and like all all of us and and so but it's like but we can grow and it's like we can like come together and we can like you know as all these stars coming together um you know like really like get get savvy with like how to promote and stuff like that and how to like make sure that um you know you get people that are going to actually like want to subscribe
to you and come come to like your channel or anybody's channel you want to promote. You know I I have a marketing degree. I have a fashion merch making degree and so I know a little bit about marketing and stuff like that but um I'd love to like you know because that's because there's so many things with the show running a show like it's like to be doing everything right producer everything the
host camera person writer you know it's like everything is like but but it's like that's why it's like it's like you know it's like we're all getting started we can help each other we don't have to like you know start like be charging anything we can like be just like helping each other like where it's like we'll come help their show whether it's for modding or it's just like to you
know take your you know just like help each other there's so many ways to help each other besides besides you know you but donating is always appreciated too you know and it's like you know and I'm getting about to get monetized and stuff like that but it's like you know there's also other ways you can show your support right and so you can like even to be modding or to be you know or to be
you know in the chat and stuff like that and and and the monitoring and making sure everything's everyone's feeling safe whether they come in the pan panel. Yeah, we don't want to bully anybody in the panel, you know. So, yeah, happen when you try to tell people to be respectful in the
chat. Then again, you know, we want people to be respectful to his panelists as well, even if we have different opinions. So, I agree. Again, I don't believe anyone up here but Paige and the gentleman, the god, the god guy. God don't like ugly guy. Like, but again, there's all different
characters, right? So, it's your movie. See, you're going to play nice now. I'mma get some water. Like I said, what you give is what you get. Okay. Well, so I I gave you a platform. I gave you time to talk. I give you like um you know a good good group of people
to talk with and converse with and I give you like some advice and stuff like that. Let me ask you how you think I'm not contributing to what you're doing right now. Well, we're just singing a song about unaliving a baby and stuff like so that's not really appropriate talk. That's your opinion. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But this is also my show. This is
what I mean when I say that see if you don't want to follow who themselves to be empaths are usually the most unempathetic and unstanding people. Okay. And you're the you are you are yeah you are you're the most empathic understanding you know soul level person right you are you are and
I'm I'm I just say I am and I'm actually a psychopath. Right. So, you're trying to say Se say I don't I don't like this uh I don't like this like little narrative you're trying to trying to spread. Okay. Okay. Well, let's see. I thought you banned me. So, I tried to get mad at you. I apologize. I thought
you banned me. I thought it would never happen. I don't There's nobody banned. I even I'm banned Terror Destroyer. Nobody's banned in my chat. Nobody's banned in my Discord. there was like, you know, maybe 24 hours because to see who want to try to come back and and who doesn't want to come back and stuff like that who would even notice and stuff and so I made sure like people that I knew and stuff like that and I just I just
adm everybody from everywhere. I'm like we'll just watch from now on because I got know to me and I apologize for saying the word on your stream. It was very ridic you you broke my little red heart. All right. And I've reacted the wrong way and I apologize. Okay. I know everybody makes mistakes. Are you rocking back and forth like mankind?
Yeah. I'm just I'm just imagining sitting on your lap right now. Just rocking back and forth. I love you, suck. You're the man. Oh, I love you, too. Okay. What if people think you're gay? What if people call you gay? Like, what are you drinking? Coconut
juice. No, it's mango. No, he's mango water again. Look, man. Go. My daughter loves them. Thanks. They're good. Oh, Oliver. Come on, Oliver. Well, we all got to have arch nemesis. Yeah, Oliver is my arch nemesis. Like, there's
a Marvel movie. Go find Milo somewhere. Well, don't you find Milo somewhere? I will get you, Joe. See, that's exactly what like they would say in the movie. I'll get you, my pretty. Well, they already That's Wizard of Oz. Guys, what if like what if like
Oliver and Oliver and Joe and me, we all got into like spandex superhero costumes and then we had a baby on 20th video. All right, fair enough. But you got to let him talk. That'd be rude.
I'm being so Joe's Joe's going to be in a Batman costume. Joe's going to be a Batman costume. Janet will be there in a like Poison Ivy Wonder.
Cowboys will be in 20. See, that's rude. I'm sorry. You said I had a two inch dick. Did she not say I had a two inch dick the other day? So I can make Oh, there she is. Oh, he is. Sorry. Psych or sig. I meant sorry. S actually
with the red hair and the way I'm evil. I should be poisoned. Well, look, that's actually Sydney Bull's grandson. That's Sydney Bull's grandson. That is actually Sitting Bull's grandson of the battle of Little Bigorn right there. Look at it. He's wasted his cousin's great granddad lost the battle a little bigger and he's drunk on vodka. Cheers everybody.
Cheers. I love I with the man. I love seeing up here. Yeah. And for for the doubters. For the doubters. For the doubters, right? For the doubters. You might die before you die before good. You see the bubbles? That means that is alcohol of a great percentage.
40% alcohol.
Categor is like 8% alcohol and it's like too much for me almost, you know? It's like I'm home like Yeah. And I still I still don't have any food either. Like the McDonald's is closed and like I think this morning finals been closed and like so I can go to Whole Foods, but I only like to get a good deal there and stuff and so I have to like look what what's on sale over there. I got I got good tuna wraps the
other night. I got really good uh there's some I like I I'm a Capricorn. I like a good deal, right? But I like too at the same time. How's everyone doing tonight? 43 hours. Cheers. 6:17 p.m. Yeah. Today there was this guy rapping and he was like rapping on his show and then and then I was like people were typing in
the chat and then then all of a sudden he was like he would just like rap what the people in the chat were saying and so I was like rap about Alisa Jordana and so or said Alisa Jordana is a and he like then he started rapping about Alisa Jordana and then and then um and I was like I was like say I said pretend like you're a bunch of
bunch of dirty tires and ask for a rim job. He never put that never he never put that in his rap though. But uh but he was he was cool. I joined his discord though. I joined his discord. He was nice and he's really cute. He's I think he's a Mexican guy and he was but he was he was really good at rapping. Like I I'd love to get him on the show someday and rap with like Bea and like and Empress Janet and like everybody
like you know we can do a rap battle maybe and like you know work work out any differences through rap, right? Or you can rap the chat. You can rap your chat. donate to him to wrap the chat. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's really good. Yeah, I'm on his Discord now. I'm on some other people's Discords. Yeah, Janet's still standing. You know, it's like, you know, we guys
are we're we're in this together. You know, it's like even if we like, you know, I know like goodness me like, okay, so people will try to like tear us apart. you know, Janet and I have seen like all the comments in the chat um my chat and stuff like that saying, "Oh, Janet and Bea are doing this and that and this and this and that like over and over and over again, right?" So, we're trying to instigate some kind of stuff, right? Because it's like if you repeat a lie over and over, you know, sometimes
eventually someone might believe it, right? But no, not like not us like you know and so so sometimes we can get paranoid and stuff like that like know oh what are the are they talking you know that happens and like when there's three people in a friendship and stuff that watch and like Sorry about that. She's I haven't said
anything that I was like, "Oh my god, I don't want to fire." What the Yeah. The things she's trying to say like I don't know if you know what football is like. I know. Are you gay or Yeah. I don't know. Football. Gay guys
don't like football. Oh, y Do women like women with their cute is the same reason women do? Yeah. We all like we like we like we like the tight pants. We like the jock straps. We like the Yeah, we like the
guys up. I'm actually sorry I brought it up now. No, before the Ravens, before we had a scene in Baltimore, the DC Redskins always like, "No, they can watch our team." So that's why people in Baltimore hate the Reds. DC. They can stay up there and 95. I'm done. I know. And I agree with you, but we don't want to scare Psych away.
Stepping up the highway. And I ain't even a Ravens fan. I mean, you said I'm packing up your side of the highway. I packing up California side to San Francisco. What do you think about Slate though for real? Like what do you think? I like No. Yeah, that's him right there. I like him on the
physical body like this dude from the M. Think about like lookwise like look like if you follow him at the bar he reminds me of Stephen King. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? When Stephen King was younger. Oh, he kind of looks like if like Jerry Lewis and like Stephen King had a baby. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
definitely. And speaking of Stephen King, Janet looks like the vampire from Sam. See? Damn it, Janet. I'm just with you, Janet. I'm just trying to get you to talk. Okay. Demon Night. Janet movie Demon Night. You look like the dude that was pig boy. Don't you just call me fat pig man?
You hear the Has anybody ever seen your device? Is there a tarot card with a pig on it? It says your device is not connected. Psych. There you go.
It's trying to connect. Come on. It can do it. It can do it. One more spin. I say I say three more spins. You want to bet on it, guys? Four. It was only two. Welcome back. It was two. Damn it. It said your device wasn't connected. You just kind of kicked yourself out. I said I'll snap. Oh snap. Something went wrong. It said and then it's like it just crashes
sometimes. Yeah. Satanic panic. I swear this panic panic. That was that could be a bad name. Titanic panic. I like that. There's there's a makeup thing called manic panic and there's other but there's a satanic panic. What happened was okay so this is right around here. It happened in like Torrance and Manhattan Beach and these are all these
beach cities around here. So like the early 80s there's this preschool called the Mc Martin School and then there's this one mother was like saying oh she thinks something's going on with her son. She goes they send her to the psychologist. The psychologist was like asking leading questions like oh like who did this? Who did this? And eventually they uncover this huge satanic scheme where the that they they started bringing all the children and
interviewing them and saying the children were saying oh they they were taking us into the basement take putting us on airplanes trafficking us around the world doing animal sacrifices and like and then they arrested this whole family that ran the preschool including like the grandmother and who's in a wheelchair and it's like and their grandson and like all sounds like a horror movie. This sounds like
liver. Kim wanted to ask you like do you ever what are the two movies? The others and the giggles. Both giggles. And the others. Have you ever seen this? I like the others. The others is in the Nicole Kimman one. That was a really good one. That's a hilarious movie, but I don't know about the the Oh, I know about I know about Jennifer's body and I don't know about box of giggles. I don't think I've ever seen this question. Please
don't interrupt. I've known Kim for 20 years and we've always had this argument at the Blair Bridge project. I won't tell you. No, shut up. I won't tell you which one of us like it. Do you, anybody in the panel, do you like the Blair Witch or do you hate the Blair Witch? Cuz I I love The Blair Witch. He hates it. I Blair Witch one of the greatest movies of all time. I
was disappointed. Blair Witch, we can't hear what's like saying go. Yeah, Blair Witch is like it was like it was not it was not I remember I went in high school. I was like probably 18. We were all excited to go see it. My friend was like I had already heard it was just like a fake thing. It was like like just like a fake documentary. But my friend like
you didn't hear like believed it and stuff like that. I guess if you go in believing then it's like if it's like the documentary footage is one thing for now. Psych. I don't care I can't even see the witch at the end. Like I didn't see anything. I I didn't see anything. I missed I missed the whole movie. I was like I just was confused. It was just like a bunch of
darkness and like going through the woods on with cameras and stuff like Sorry about that. Sorry about her. Oh, Paige. Nice to see you, sweetheart. Look. See, Paige. Oh, there she goes. My arms look huge. I don't like this angle.
Hi, Paige. Hey, everybody. How's it going? There. I'm eating a Hershey button. I wanted to say bonjour, but then I was like, I can't carry on. I can I can only swear. I can insult you in French and I can person. I'm going to kill somebody if somebody sees France again.
I'm not French on purpose. I didn't choose to be little Indian French breed of Kore, you know, like
people better wake up and look at the What? What's your daughter do? My daughter's native language is French. Oh, okay. I never knew that. Yeah, but I'm so tired of psych people on America like, "Oh, this country's this, this country's that." Why don't you wake up tomorrow and look at the American flag, you piece of
All right. I don't hate America. I think it's super cool because it's not what I would beadian. Is anybody Canadian? Nobody's going to answer your questions. Is anybody Canadian? No, they're not. What's your next question? I was going to say, how the hell did Justin Trudeau get replaced so quick? Nobody. This
Fox News. She is. Joe, she is. Okay, Joe. Go ahead, Jen. Go ahead, sweet. She is. She's a Canadian right right here. Oh, there's Shannon. Hello. Nice to meet you. Thank you, Dolly. I will I will turn it back on you. Who's that ugly guy? And they
will clip me. They will clip me and cut me. So I just, you know, I'll go back on mute because they'll take a picture of this. You're welcome. A don't take a picture. You're beautiful. Well, they like to distort it. They love it. So they can call me a bath salt and and a nasty looking. You know what? You know what? They're just going to make you famous by making a weird mirror. Oh,
they already have. It's Empress Hollywood. Yeah, it's Empress Hollywood. There you go. Who cares? Gives They don't get the autograph though. They don't get to touch it, lick it, tease it, none of that. All right. You know what? I was already trying to climb the tree. He was getting mad at me. Let me say this. She's getting so mad. She goes, "I won't ask you guys this question about Justin Trudeau." I said,
"They're all American. They don't know anything about Justin Trudeau." So, guys, what is So, what is your question? What's your question, you guys? What is your opinion on Justin Trudeau? A guy that's not even our president that we have nothing, no idea about. What's your How did he get How did he get taken over like Nobody knows. We're
not the we know how. Joe, let her speak. If anybody can get as worked up as you just did and get entitled to it, it's me because I live in this You're gonna You want to hear us talk? Then go ahead. Go ahead. You talk. Okay. So, Justin Trudeau was president. Now
all of a sudden I heard today that somebody's replacing him. How the hell did he get replaced so quickly? I thought he's not ask he's not been replaced yet, but he's a joke. He's a two payw wear and unfocused and he's got no business being in in charge of anything, not even changing a diaper. So I don't know what he's doing running Canada. He's doing it wrong. I'm just going to
say Canadian. And I apologize if you're Canadian. I don't I would rather I would rather Sorry. I was trying to listen to you, but go ahead. We don't know until right now. Oh, so she's calling Donald Trump on. She hates Trump. She literally got the night that Donald sorry to cut
you off page, but the night sig that Donald Trump won the election. I kept texting Kim like, "Haha, he won." She literally wanted the fist. She was so red. Oh no. Guess what? I voted for it twice.
That was Ohio and raised in Pennsylvania. You vote for Did you vote for the real man Trump? They tried to kill where you're from. Let Jan talk. Well, you gota let Janet talk too, right? You gota let J talk. Go ahead, Janet. No, Paige's um camera is messing up, but no, I'm a Pennian. Proud
to be here. Oh god. So you're in Trump country, huh? I am. We were the decisioning uh state. Yeah, Paige is way prettier than Janet. Janet, get your ugly ass out of here. We don't need to see your ugly eye. I voted for Trump. I want to see the pretty blonde girl here. All right.
Can I ask you something? You may have voted for Trump. Oh, yeah. Elon Musk. Oh, yes, I did. I don't agree with certain things. But I voted for Trump when he first me for the first term. His first term I voted for him. So I'm I'm for him. And you sweat Democrats because he's
he's up everything I depend on. Everything people in my family depend on. Well, maybe you should get a job. Maybe you should get a job. I've had two heart attacks and I got multiple two heart attacks. What are you, Fred Stanford? I can't get a job. I mean, how many heart attacks can a man have? Two heart attacks. I've got three stances in my heart. Did you ever say Elizabeth when you had one? Like,
Elizabeth, I got my kick your teeth in. No, I do not. All right. Kick six. What? Six. Sorry. I was here one night when I had a heart attack. I faked it. Then get the out of here. Oh my god. She faked a heart attack just to get away from me. I was in the hospital. I actually had a heart attack. A massive heart attack. Oh, I thought you faked it. I was like, damn. Like really? You
hate me that much? Yo, I came here with a defiill. She clutched her chest. She clutched her chest, Jen. And was like, "Oh, I think I'm having a heart attack." I'm like, "For real, Kim." Like, come on. Like, you're not having a heart attack, You're just trying to leave. And then come to find out, she was literally having a heart attack. And I was making fun of her. Like, oh, no, you're not. Oh, my heart. Look at my
heart. I was Meanwhile, I'm sitting here taking nitroglycerin. Yeah. She was trying to breathe. She had short breaths like and I'm like, "Oh, I was sending her broken heart emojis like look at my heart. My heart's broken in half." I'm sorry. I sent them a picture of me in the hospital. Then I knew my arms. Then
I knew then I knew I up. Then I knew all my jokes have really not landed. No. When I said like, "Oh, die." You really had a up morning. Sig, when she was having her heart attack, which was actually real, but I thought it was fake. I pulled out one of Raven's old toys, like with a squeaker inside of it, and I was giving it fake CPR, like,
"Oh, let me bring this thing back to life." All right. See, that's rude. Thanks a lot, so you kept becoming black. Your whole screen was black and you kept resetting, resetting. So I just remember why is my future wife here right now beautiful
face again. Thank you for having my back. You're welcome. You're driving me crazy in the caboose. So it's whatever you want. When are we getting married for Thank you. When is that happening? She never asked. So I don't know yet.
Undetermined. I don't see a ring on that finger. Baby, what? No, you don't. That's for sure. You don't I'm asking right now. Go get her, S. Go get her. She's single, boy. She could be folding your blanket. S. There's your blanket right there getting folded. I tuck I took a mean sheet and I And I can tell she's got a
good mean. Okay. Don't laugh at my Christmas sweater, but we're going for a dart on the deck. Okay. A dart. Got a field trip, guys. Put your coats on. We're going on a field trip. This is my my mom wear. Got my mom wear on. You got some fancy. Look at me. Just
kidding. I need I'm surprised you even just let me on here. I'm so strange. Probably just getting unsubscribed just because I like not psych. Hopefully not. She gets the game. Go on. He just out for a minute. He'll be right back. She knows what she's doing.
I respect a smart woman that knows what she's doing. Good. I respect a smart man that knows what he's doing so everybody's on the same page. Hah, no pun intended. Okay. I'm just saying Kim's a tattoo artist according to her and she wants to show you her tattoos. I'm not Look, look, Kim, for real, do you really want me to show them that? Yeah. Tattoos that
need some sprucing up. I have uh unfinished ones that are like unsightly now. Me too. Some that need redone. I've got like a big piece on here and I just like No, it's a page on Well, I got
we show them that's all free. There you go. That's That's free by Well, we could tell like there you go. There you go. Hey Kim, show vagina, skin stickers. Kim, show vagina, Show your vagina to sig at least. Hey Kim, show vagina hole, Here we
go. Here we go. Here we go. what do you want to see? There ain't no show here. Not you, Paige. It's a turtle. It's a turtle. Turtle. Turtle. crab. I don't want to see Paige's
Paige. I don't want to see you show me god knows what. Jesus Murphy. Okay. Tattoos, my skin stickers. We're all skin stickers. Hey, thank you again. Thank you. Thank you. I believe in Jesus Christ. I got all my tattoos and I probably just was not
windows in the 16th chapel. Spread my wings and fly away. I love it. I believe I believe I can fly because you're trying to tell them for everybody. This is why you got to love Kim, guys.
Shout out to Kim. She is part of the show. You know how we are. We're like one of those trench coat guys that like has just like something for everybody in here. Just what do you want? What do you want? Five bucks. I got it. What you want up in here? I like it. It's good. Welcome, Theo.
I don't know if y'all can hear me. I'm on my iPad right now. Yep, we can. Loud and clear. All right, cool. Yeah, I only got like 10% so I got switch devices on it just dies. I just plugged mine. It's hilarious. Mine's always dying. Battery from the Streamyard quicker than other apps. So girl, you
look like you're in a brand new house, bro. Your ceilings clean as hell. Knock your ceilings clean. That was a compliment. Um, it. I live in a rectangle. I live in an old trailer and No, it's not new. I got like faux beam ceilings. They're big as I know. They look brand new though. No, my room dusty.
Like there's cobwebs up there cuz I'm short and I can't reach them. Maybe I'm just a little drunk and I'm seeing You've got a good buzz on when you can see a dirty ceiling and think it's clean. dog He said Joe has a trap stamp. Show us
tattoos. But not on my stamp though. Oh no. Is that the thing? It's in the middle of their back like down well by the hip area. It's a target. It's a target. It's a target. Here we go. Hold on. Kim wants me to see
the toilet on your back. Right there. I see your head crack. You guys see? Yeah, we seen her butt crack. Yeah, that's some female If you get that and you're a male, bro, weird as hell. You know what? If you have a trans snip
and you're a male, you're either gay or you lost a bet. The only logics of that. Yeah, I agree. You know what I mean? Drinking and they're like, "Oh, Steve, you up. You pulled dirt straw. You got to get a butterfly on your backside for some reason." Bro, if I got a butterfly on my backside, I'm I'm just
I'm don't know, bro. Like, if I was gay, then I'll be like, then I would get it, bro. But I have no problem with y'all gay but that just it would be really odd for me. You feel me? I seen I seen a tattoo on this show and it was a chick. She had her muff tattooed as Homer Simpson.
Homer Simpson. Yeah, I was going to get Homer Simpson above my pubes. What would you call it? You call it like the donut the tosser ring game? Like he's mowing the pubes and and he just got started. Oh. Oh Could you imagine a man getting his pubes so tattooed and have to wear something that
someone's down there doing? No, you do it like right next to it. Crazy. I feel like we already have a natural target. You just got to spread and aim. You know what I mean? You don't really need a like a lawnmower. They want you to get Pinocchio when you lie your cockro.
That's what she wants you to do. So every time your dick gets hard, it's like Pinocchio's nose. Have you seen that Family Guy episode? And he's like, why won't he's trying to make him lie, but he's telling the truth and he's bent over. Did you hear that, Paige? Kim says she's going to get a tattoo of a tongue coming out of her belly button. Said, "You went
this far. Why don't you lick a little?" You lick this. That is so rad. I like that. Thank you. Never mind. movie is it off of where she's got boner garage tattooed above her? What is that? Come park your got room for Oh my gosh. We have to We have
to just a triple car garage. You know, you've been road hard and put away wet when you got a hot dog. Just kidding. This good. She obviously has Let's rate Joe. Come on. Let's give him a rate. between one and 10. What do you think Joe is, Paige?
Well, that's He's He's obviously a 10. He's obviously a 10. All right, you got a 10, Joe. Let's go. She said 10. You know what, Joe? I'm going to give you a 10 too.
Joe, you country back to her room. country. Yeah. Oh, your mic. Your mic. You guys, you want to see? It looks like the Lord dumped a bunch of personality powder all
over my Yeah, there you go. Say something. Sorry, Paige. Well, I don't like when I talk to you. It's everywhere. this place. that snow. Is it Is it really girl? You in the Midwest. Wow. I can tell you in the mid Oh, wow. That's a lot of stuff. I'm in I'm in the deep great white
north, my friend. Oh, you are. All right. See, we get like one month of summer if we're lucky and like take the eight months of depression a year over the hot hot heat and the things. Yeah. Hey, let's go guy. Yes. cuz he went. Oh my
god, it's too cold out here to enjoy this cigarette. This that looks good. Where you going to put that? Like where you going to put that? Oh boy. Are you going to put it in in your upstairs entrance or in your back door? Are you going to sit on it or eat it is
what she said. Yeah, pretty much. Big spread. James will sit on it. Is that cheese? Is that cheese? Don't sit on that. I wish it was still like the 80s. I'm smoking my house comfortably. That cheese looks good as a kid cereal bowl and be like, "Yes,
I know." That's right, babe. She said, "I want to ash in the bowl." Like, that's the The cheese is always good and bread. You miss me? Thank you guys. I'm hungry as hell, bro. Chocolate dipped baguette as well.
Remember we have Noah's bagels around here like or not Noah, it's um Einstein bagels. And so it's like I can get pizza bagels, but they're only open till like 3:00 in the afternoon. Yeah, it's going to be a wild night, guys. ridiculous lineup to get into to actually enjoy a bagel probably in the morning. It's probably because there only like three seats there, but I go in the afternoon and usually it's not much of a weight in the afternoon. Like they're usually
filled out of garlic bagels that are my favorite garlic bagels, but I like I like the everything bagel or I have like the but I get a pepperoni pizza and a four cheese bagel or six cheese bagel. So good. I made a huge tactical error and I forgot to smoke weed while I was outside. You're going to have to get it. Go back
out. I I just came in from the out and it was cold as I literally just ran out of weed weed with the snowman. Well, I'm sorry. I won't smoke it in front of you cuz that's not nice. Then I'll just hold on my
Well, it's still early. He probably won't even though I just give him I don't do aderall but I can get him at all and he'll just give me Hello. Hi, I'm Epier. Want some free money?
Hello. Yo, sorry. Breaker breaker one nine. Turn your mic on over. Breaker breaker one9. Is you there, sir? Um, does everybody else's screen say welcome or are you all in your cute little square? It's a overlay in case someone tries to put their penis on his screen. Hallucinating. We don't need penis right
now. We're trying to eat plenty of money to like be throwing any dollars at any any of that. So, like, let's just keep it keep it keep it cheap, okay? Keep it cheap and classy, you guys. Keep it classy. We're back. Hold on. Okay. I keep that 300. Does that be entertaining? I don't know if it'll be entertaining or like dumb, but let's welcome back one
more time. We'll we'll give him another chance. Okay, he's here. 100 folks. Showing yours and such. Jeez. There he is. Okay. Okay. It's probably Alex's weird. Alex, where are you Hi. I eat I feel like it's like Mean Girls and
it's like you can't sit with us today. No, no, no. I'm asking, do you want some free money? Uh, sure. How do we get free money? Are you sure you want free money? Sure. How do we get free, I know how to get money. Very nice. How much? Sounded like a robot. Thank you for coming.
Now, we want free money cuz nothing's free honey. Is there a song? And it was like from I don't know maybe the I don't remember who thinks it's like I want money like I want money that's it the wedding singer was the first time I ever heard it. I love that's my favorite movie. Oh my gosh I
can watch it big girl. It's real loud. And I love when they start in the beginning. He'd be like, "Hey, put some pants on that kid. I'll be dying." Linda, you're a Yeah, Linda, you're a I like it
when Van Halen t-shirt and he's like, I'd really like you to get that t-shirt off before the band breaks up cuz you cursed. That is so I love when the meatballs remember when she stuck the meatballs in his hands because that was Yeah, she plays them with the meatballs like the hippity hip hip hop old lady
that ball that wraps. Yeah. Yeah. It's my favorite movie. And even when they're on the airplane, you know the song where he says, "I'll even let you hold the remote control." I want I want that at my wedding. like when I if I get married again. Could you imagine him having to say that into the music? I know. He was
like Don Johnson. Like he he was just a hot mess. But and his buddy that has his white little Michael Jackson club on he said he could get remember when he made him he's like they're just con. Yes. Out for the limousine driver. He was hitting all the cones and the people and everything.
Make your mama cry. Or the old guy when he's like he hits that one guy in the face and he's like I'm sorry. Yeah. He said love stinks. Yeah. Yeah. And he was like bam and sucked them. Is that honey? Good show. And I that's my favorite movie, darling. I believe in love and I like there's there's a few good ones that are just
like they're just classic and they just taste like fresh squeeze lemonade every single time they just hit, you know? Oh, damn. You spin me right, baby. I love the energy. I like it when he's super depressed and he's singing at that wedding and he's like, "Love
stinks." Yes. And he had the people over at the table and they were He was like, he put the microphone and the guy was like, "Love, I'm gonna choke you with that microphone." He says, "Yeah, I loved his hair. It was the hair for me because that's 80s, you know, and I grew up in the 80s." So, the volume, the amount of time and effort that's
gone into the volume. Everybody was wearing like Jeffrey D like slay glasses and like pop bottle and they all had just crazy parakeet hair and now everyone from that decade they all have kids and like their daughters are cute or whatever and now their moms are even hotter. They've just changed like a revamp. What is parakeet hair?
Like when it's a fan. It's real big. It's Hello. Oh, I got big hair. Oh, hi there. Yeah. Did you think this would be really easy? Cuz No, it's not easy. Did you think that's going to be really easy? No. No. My name is Oh. Oh, hi there. from the Oh, oh, hi there. Foundation because Oh. Oh. Oh, hi there. And you are so heh.
We love horses. This guy's weird as hell kicking. I love the derby. Yeah, they're good. They're good. We got more like we got rodeo out here. Stay in here, but you gonna get roasted. Bro, they're doing that person. People need page. So, they come up like a casting couch opportunity, but then they
come up that they really aren't that fun. So, make the cut. You got to make the cut. The thing is, this is what they do. This is what they do. This is what they do. They come in here and act the fool before I can really get at their neck cuz they don't want to. They were just entertaining. Hi, Karma. They were just entertaining. Look, them so popular. Look, look at the Look at
They're so popular. They love to catch me. Wait, like this. Like so popular. If I turn the camera on and show my face, they love clipping my face. What is parakeet? They're mad that I'm 47 a page and I have all my teeth. It's crazy. Shut your Shut your beautiful
mouth. You are. Pardon me. How old are you? I'm 47 and I'm wearing live focal. These are bif focals, darling. Yes, they're they're Burberry, darling. They have to be the best, you know. But yes, and I still have my hairline. I still have my hairline as you can see. You know what I mean? There's no, you know. Yeah, we're good. You know what?
We only I will show you. I will only show Paige and psych my body. You're budgy. Your little bud yesterday. You showing us your ass. They get mad when you're almost 50 and you look the way I do. You remember you remember it. This is what they want. She
got to get She got a big ass, but she needs to work out more so she can get some muscles in that. Yeah, they want to see her. Um, holy girl. So she can learn how to twerk. Yes, darling. They want to see her, darling. And they'd be angry, but these are my real nails. Nothing. Yeah, these are my real nails. You know what I mean? I paid a cost because again those if my acrylic breaks
it's my real nail that's hurting and it hurts when this is on there. But I put the you know paid good money. Honey, this is all natural. This is what you get. This is it. No makeup. I can't wear makeup because it's sensitive to my face. I can't put anything on my face. So they're mad because this is me and
then they can't open their camera and say their real name and then be themselves. So again, I'm Miss Britney. Yeah. But I'm also Empress Janet because I control my empire. I control me and no one runs my mind. And I'm free willed and free spirit and I allow everyone to be themsself. But what you're not going
to do is lie. Lie is weak energy. Jealous people and liars like jealous people. That's a weak disease. Don't be jealous. Don't be clip clip clip because I know the clippers are out there. I'll give you a face. Wait a minute. Wait for it.
There you go. You're welcome, guys. Oh, you're just a whole kind of flavor of fun. I dig it. That's why they be mad at me because again, I love Mr. Psyche. He asked me to be his co-host. I do the best I can to do. He's a gem and he's become one of my like one of my one of my really good friends actually as since
we met a while ago and he's always so kind and generous to have everybody on his show and he's so patient and he's so kind and he literally he reminds me of like like an English teacher you know what I mean he's cool he's like a professor he's he's not even he's not even mean he's so like he's so correct and like punctual and and well spoken even when he's trying now now
children. You know what I mean? He just He's not mean ever about anything. Nothing can I know cuz if Jennet gets crazy around here, he might have to put me on mute. You know what? He You You've got it all. You got enough for all of us. So, it works. They're mad at the energy, darling. It's amazing. The most high gives it all to me, darling. And I can activate. I can call on the
ancestors. I can call on other people. Shout out to DMX Energy, okay? Because I will call on it, darling. And then they get angry. And then they start coming. And then the numbers go up and down and they're coming for me. They've doxed my home. They doxed my house. Pizzas are coming. You know what? With an ass like that, Janet, everybody be coming for you to come right on you. That is a nice
Yeah. Come for me, honey. Come for me. I'm telling you. Just make sure you're ready for what you're coming for. I don't know if I can handle that. I don't think I'm ready for that jelly. Well, you you want to see some Look at this, sister. You see that? That's awesome. That is a dance. proud that you're, you know, and you're you're you're a whole vibe down it. I mean, I'm
34 and I'm just like I'm not I'm like this is the most average you ever see. I'm like, you know what I mean? You're so confident and you're so um you just carry yourself so proudly and that's just that's a beautiful thing all in its own. That's a whole other category of beautiful. You know what I mean? I appreciate that. That's admirable for me. And then they tell everyone I'm the most evil thing. But
again, when you're the light going into the darkness, you've got to be Yes. I stand up, I look like, if I stand like this, I look like Kate Moss. I'm going to fall through a floor crash. Like a 12-year-old boy. Like there is nothing going on here. You know what? Like, you don't even want to take the clothes off because you'll be very much disappointed with the
outcome. Well, again, I appreciate that. I'm 47, D. I'm halfway to 50, you know, and I want that century mark where again, I've got all my teeth. I floss every day. I actually take care of my eyes. I take care of my skin, my house, and I take care of my friends and I do forgiveness, but you got to tell the
truth. I know because again, the energy, you know, I'm clocking the tea, you know, I want the soldiers to remember their training because some times are not well and we just want it. You're such a vibe, dude. I just like I love it. You just make you bring out you make me feel like you you should be like a poster for a you know um women's
self like love, you know what I mean? And just like being being a baddie, being a being a confident baddie and feeling good about it. I appreciate that. I do. Yeah, girl. Keep on keep going is tell an old lady what to do. So again, where did that come from? It was the magic trick. She's just like, "Yeah, I let them be themselves." D
Alec is blossom. Yes. Because again, forgiveness is amazing, but I like the truth. When we do forgiveness, I'm always for it. That's why I like what Psych does. I'm the most straightforward person ever. I don't even have time or energy to lie. How exhausting is that to be that? Well, it's a it's a self-ride thing. Well you
know, you could you could teach a lot of women a lot of things about how to how to how to carry themselves and how to think about themselves. It's just a mentality, right? Yes. It's me, Psych. How you guys girls doing? Hey, including you, Psych. Cam's leaving. She's pissed off because obviously I was rude or something, but she wanted to say something to Psych. What do you want to
say to Psych? It was nice talking to y'all and I hope y'all have a good night. All right, good night. He don't make it. He just thinks he does. You about to end the You about to end the stream? I said you about to end the stream. No, Joe's friend is leaving. Kim, she's part of our community now. She's a character
actually. Oh, you're part of the community. See, Janet, I love y'all, Janet. Damn it, Janet. It's Janet's planet. I love you. Janet's planet. Females ruin. Yeah, we do. And the boys.
I was going to say shout out to Psych. on camera. Kim, can I show you? Because if it wasn't for him right? All right. Well, at least she joined for a minute. Oh, they're waving to you at least. Thank you, Paige. You guys are so Is that Is that your house? Is that your your queen of your castle or what? She's my She's my best Well, she was my best
friend, I guess. And are we still friends or started her? I'm just kidding. I'm going to get beat up. She's my best friend. She going to slap me in my stuff because you're being a dick. Hey, that's why we love Kim. Calm down. That's like the energy is truth only, honey. She
don't know a lie. It's not in her. She's all truth. No, I don't really think that like Oh, do you? Oh, that's right. Yeah, I know. I forgot. I'm sorry. I was drunk the other day. Can I tell you something, darling? So Kim told us that because Joe is a little venise sausage, he's really good with his lips. What?
Don't you don't you laugh at that, Paige. You know what? Don't you dare. Oh, it's a Italian sausage. It's a Don't you How are you doing? I'm muted. I'm muted, Joe. Or am I muted? Do you mean to What the
What the hell I stepped into? Somebody talking about Yeah, you stepped into a pile of dog Oh my god. This is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Exactly. You got that lick lick lick. You got that lick lick lick lick. He got it down. We got to lick lick lick lick lick you from your head to your bed down to down to the That's what
Psych wants you to do, Joe. All you got to do is lick it. Oh, if I was gay, Psych, I would I'll be like, "Anybody got Psych's phone number?" I wouldn't call that handsome ass man. So, who So, who's Oh, He's going to pull up. He ain't going to tell nobody. He's going to beg Psych not to tell anybody, but he's I'm like, Psych, let's just keep this between me and you, big dough.
Psych to come eat a piece of ginger snack. Ginger cookie. Serious. He's gonna pull out. No, I'm just I just don't want him to hit me anymore. I'm literally in an abusive relationship here. Oh, you are. Do you not feel safe then? I do not feel No, I do not, Janet. I do not feel safe. I do not. Well, then you're going
to have to have to counsel you behind the stage. You're going to have to get your wiener out and show us what's wrong and then we can You know what's weird? These beers that I'm drinking, like these uh Budweiser 16 oz, you can screw the cap back on. And when Kim got me my last beer, like it just tasted weird and I feel funny all of a sudden. That's I
just feel really tired. Good night, You're going to sleep. I feel really tired. See you. You can't poison. Poison. Give me that cigarette. Let me eat it. It's not even lit. It's not even lit. That's why I was looking for my lighter. You were looking for your lighter cuz your cigarette was lit. Joe, does that
mean Joe? Does that mean you're bisexual then? It actually means um it's none of your Hey, look look hold on. I got look look. I'm bisexual. I'm bisexual. Right off of
me tattoos or are you like is your nationality like Mexican Puerto Rally likes that straight? Yeah, he likes the tattoos with the Mexican look. So it's like he needs to know what your flavor is. No, I'm saying somebody look look a John that pays for sex that makes him
bisexual. He's buying sex. He buy sex. Oh, so you won't lay with my psych. Okay, got it. Who me? No, I I don't swing like I don't get down like that. I think he does a little finger. You got to do the finger test. Ask him about He said he's bisexual. He said he's bisexual. So obviously he might be interested. I don't know. But I'll talk behind the scenes with you, too. No, no,
no. You ain't get the joke. No. I said, look, listen, hold on, hold on, hold on. You got the joke. Okay. No. No. You like this page? You see this? This is how you spin the air and the air. We bend the air around here. Well, listen. Bending it. Deli. He said he was bisexual. So, we're we're
happy. I offered Kim to make I have four hamburgers I bought at food line today and I was like I'll make the four hamburgers Kim I can eat two and she's like well can I just take the other two home with me like damn thanks a lot my Bronburg in the building I'm still I'm still live with my take away leftovers that when you go for dinner at your friend's house oh yeah take that
one burger Kim with that white dust on top of it sorry about that uh oh not the coal you want to poison me I boy. You know what happens if we do that? Everyone's going to be touching each other. We're going to have to get an NDA. Are you that Burger King and you see rainbows and stars? Well, sorry, man.
That's like the movie The New Guy when he little French toast. Am I trying too hard? I know. It's like a hard. He's like, "It's good. It's good." Like a lollipop. shorty, man. Sound like everybody going through
some sexual tension. Like everybody's like I think it's just we each other's random energy and when somebody just That was funny, wasn't it? We're just fun. It's just fun. It's all we need to fix some things. It's all good. In other words, we're all horny as Exactly. I told you, man. Go be Go be a bisexual, man. Go buy some sex, man. Go
be a John for tonight, bro. I'm not a bisex not bisexual. No, you mean bubisexual like pay for it. No, I don't I don't pay for you, Theo. Between me and you, Theo, I get so horny sometimes. I'll anything. I'm sorry about that. That was Kim said that. That was actually Kim. Hey man.
My eyeball. Truth Zone. So, what's your what's your menu? truth zone like how much for what what service? Say one more time, bro. Do you have you have like a menu of like you know what's your like what's your like what's your like amount you know if I was to buy you right? So bisexual so
no it's only for the ladies like I'm so sorry. Oh that was for the Janet. Okay Janet. Do you want to place the bid? I'm sorry. You want to place this lady? I'm trying to find his prices. is prices. Okay. Should I start going off like an auctioneer? Is there a coupon?
Is there a coupon? I need a coupon. Uhuh. I'm not lying. Unless How many door knocks? Oh, I thought it was going to be a joke. Like, how many door knocks does it take to get to the middle of Janet's Can we use the group? Does that apply? If we all That's zero. Zero knocks. Nobody's zero knock. The door. You don't get the knock on my door. Like
a time share. The door's always open. No need to knock. Three company. There three company. There's Janet, Jack, and Chris. That was funny, too. Come knock on my door. I would come, but maybe I would just watch. Waiting for you. I'm just kidding.
Come and lick on my door. Hey, that ain't the worst. That imitation show. It was. It was a hard one. Okay. I love Thanks for letting me up here, big dog. I am having time of life up here. I
really do. I really am, my man. Good time. I don't speak English. Here we go. I'm excited. You guys, you're talking about like you're talking about like how like um how like a t-shirt. So, here's like a I'll wrap this on. Okay. I show you guys
this. Hold on. Let me turn the camera on. Can you guys see this right here? This is a bag. And let let me show you what's in it. Thank you very much. I heard she's taking two of my hamburgers right there. And do I even get a thank you? thank. Why you always got to
speak for me before even giving me a chance to speak naturally? So still not a thank you. No. Now you're not gi. She's scary. I know she's a Owen Hart. It's like a little character in their box. They just goart on Paige. Did you say she was telling him to brush his teeth in the morning? I'd rise out of bed and I'd be
doing it. Brushing your teeth to be like, "Oh my god, telling you what to do." One thing I will say about a man, if a man doesn't brush his teeth at least two times a day, then he's already given up on his life. Oh boy. One thing, even when I'm still like, "No, let me say something." You dirty teeth. Joe, it's
never changed. When I'm depressed sometimes, I still wake up and brush my teeth cuz you never know. I could go, let me say one thing. I could be at the store and meet a good-look girl like Paige. Like, hey, let's make out. Like, what if I didn't brush my teeth that morning? I got to brush my teeth. You never know when you could run into a kiss.
to brush your wash your mouth and wash that ass and then you're good. You won't st. Oh, I'll wash that ass. I actually shoved a wash rag all the way up my Oh boy. Thank you. You know what? Can I just mic for just one second? I do have to say something. It actually kind of makes me I'm super jealous of men because you guys can wash your face and your and your hair
with the same bar of zest soap and we have to take conditioner to like just try to be at level.
You're interrupting Paige. Well, I'll tell you right now, Paige, not to be a scent, but it looks like you wash your hair all day long. That hair looks really good. I love the smell of it. My hair once a week. I want to rub my eyes through your hair. I wash my hair once a week. I want to rub my toes through your hair. Sorry if that's weird. Wash your hair every day. Do you want me to send you
some of my hair in a bag? Is that what we're doing? We making Yes. Right now. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. It's just a joke. But I mean, I know it's all Come on. I obviously don't want your hair. Well, no, because then you could like do some voodoo and with it, and I don't trust that. I'd rather give you like a cute. Trust me, I will make a
little doll out of it. Like a little page doll, like the voodoo
doll pages. You can clone page in high school. I don't mean to be rude, but can you send me a clip of your hair for just no reason? I just want to make a little psych doll. You are going to freak out. You you you're going to the doll, Joe? You're going to this the tag doll you're going to make? No. I want to make you a doll for next Christmas. If you send me a clip of your hair and I
get working on it now, by next Christmas, I can make you a little voodoo doll, Merry Christmas. What are you going to do? But what are you going to do to the voodoo doll in the in the meantime? You're going to be having sex with it? Is it going to come? Like, is it going to be you're going to tamper with it? Is it going to come? Like is it gonna become a
preced card reader psychic page? What do you think about a Ouija boards? Is that evil energy? Well, they're tarot card readers. I don't know. It's summoning spirits. With expectations, summoning spirits, opening opening gateways, opening doors you might want not want to open. What's going on, Paige? Exactly. It's an open channel. Let Paige talk. Okay. Honestly, let's be real. So,
there's there's portals and there's people like we can be portals. You can we can there's mirrors in our homes. There's that's already a portal. You know, Ouija board's another way to do it. It's very much it's like it's like a uh quick hotline to to spirit. And yeah, you can have things that come through, but like if you know what you're doing, it's okay to access that Like, none of that shit's spooky to me, but when you got like kids playing with it and they don't know what
they're doing, they're vulnerable. anybody who's vulnerable or who does not know how to protect themselves or who just plays with it with um just their um their what is it uh juvenile or just they don't have the knowledge to be able to that's a it's a big thing. It's not like sitting down playing Monopoly or go fish, man. Like it's it's really also I think also like also like when you're a child like too like you
don't have all these like beliefs, oh the world is a science world. You're just easy. You're an easy vessel. You're an easy easy way in. And that's okay because that's when I feel like you have more things come through. But like, you know, I I'm a I'm a medium. Like I speak to that I don't need a Ouija board. And so I'm a walking Ouija board. And I mean, I don't have It's It is what it is. It depends on the person and it depends on the circumstance. All of it
is just depending. I appreciate your answer, Paige. May I say something like Jesus Christ? I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. My name is Zach Baggin and I'm the host of Ghost Adventures. You are Ghost Adventures. Host your channel too.
No, he's not. Zach Baggin doesn't shut up long enough. I love when I watch those shows though and I'm like, there is no spirit there. It's just all You know what I mean? Because I can see that I still entertain. It's entertainment. Anybody with reod and stuff, right? Right. when you're
there's a lot of people you're putting a show expectation on the show right where it's like you're gonna see something at breakfast night on April 12th you hear screams and well the other day when I was having a dream when I was sleeping I actually really did see Raven in my dream hold on Paige hold on Paige and one of my biggest regrets about
Ravens Psych can you hear me psych can you hear me psych one of my biggest regrets about my dog Raven is that I yelled at her sometimes times when she was bad, but I loved her 90% of the time, but I remember the 10%. Well, let me finish. Let me It ain't about you. The point I'm trying to make, S is like I tried to tell Raven all the time in my mind like you better know how much I love you and how much I miss you. But
the other day when I was dreaming, like I almost saw Raven in my dream and I told her I got to tell her in my dream that like please always know how much I love you and that when I yelled at you, I just I never knew that she would be gone. Like I knew about my doll was gonna die obviously but I thought she'd live like forever when she's here. So I just really regret yelling at her. All
right in October and you just have the same thing about that too. You know it's with people, it's with pets and then you know what? Um it's it's a it's a hard thing to go through. You know you uh it's a hard thing to feel like you never know how you feel. You let me talk to Paige. Paige, I feel like a fool
because the dog's one thing, but every day when I I don't talk to my mom. I do talk to my mom every day. I make it a point to call my mom every day and talk to her. I am so sorry for your loss, sweetheart. I really am sorry for your loss. You even listen to my dad, so I know. Well, let her talk. It's all good. I'm just We're all talking. We're just friend banter. We're
just all here talking. I'm being rude. I apologize. Throw it out there. We're all just we're throwing it out there and we're all taking it in and we're all just calm. It's good. This is This is flow. This is called natural. What was your mom's name? What was your mom's first name? I can ask. You got to at least have a first name. What was your mom's first name? Natural survivors more so than she was going to say your mom's first name, but you interrupted.
She was talking. We interrupted her actually. I know. All right. Well, what was your mom's name? But anyway, my mom's name was Charlene. Her name was Charlene Don Gladhill. And actually, Raven, my little black cat, I got her when my mom passed away and she's a little kitten because she needed a home and whatever and she loved it here. And I named her Raven Don
Ebony because my mom's middle name. So, I get to yell my mom's middle name in in in vain when I'm mad like she used to yell mine, but cat version instead, you know? I know I'm wrong, Paige, but I was asking Kim, wasn't there a country song like Charlene? Charlene, I know what they were, but that's
Jolene. Jolene. Sorry, but shout out to Charlene. Rest in peace to your mom. Hey, my man. Like, as I get older in my life, I love my parents. Shut the up, Why you always Why do you always got to have my Why can't
anybody tell me to shove on my own show? On my own show. You're going to tell me to shut up. No, she said it. No, she did not. No, she didn't. 8675309.
Okay. Sorry. Sorry. So, how does that feel about glory holes? Let's take a glory holes. I love glory holes. Glor, you go in that trough where everyone's peing that trough. You ever look at the other guy's dick? Ever? Yeah.
You would you just look down? Oh my god. That's not a tarot. I have freaking cards. He went on mute because uh he's up there fussing because he doesn't want him to steal the show. Uh Psych. Okay. She said he loves Glorios. Well you
know, it's not it's not an uncommon thing. Let's it's a very common thing. Glad you said that, Paige, because the LGBTQIA community, people don't know what the Q is. So again, there's a lot of people questioning my sexuality once I'm No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I
don't want to cut y'all off. It's like you going to be live for a minute, man. Yeah, I'll be like I got to go 10 back. I got to go back to my 10. I wouldn't marry you with a 10 foot pole. I wouldn't marry you with a 10 foot pole. You were the last person on the planet. I wouldn't marry. You were the last person on the female. See you tomorrow if it's a good
thing you guys don't each other. So this will you can kick him out of the house though. I heard I heard she can kick him out of that house. Oh, is that mean? Sorry about that guys. I thought I was about She could put him on the porch. Sorry about that. You guys, quick question with us all in these little boxes when there's a bunch of us. Is it Brady Bunch
where they had like they everybody was in their own like little box? Yeah, we need like nine of us. We need like nine of us. I'll be I'll be Alice. I'll be like Alice and then the maid.
Aili would jer yeah I can I with that comment. I like that. It's funny I don't even know anyone else in the said that still Beyonce Beyonce. They had a lady named Angela and she was like she said a woman either has a fat woman either has a fat
cap or she has a razor blade. Oh boy. Yeah. Vagina razor blade or what? I'll take a razor blade. You can do more damage with razor blade. How would you describe your JJ? That's a great topic. Coochie meow meow. I don't know. How
would you describe Nobody say Arby's roast beef sandwich. No cheese. You know what I would do with the razor blade page? I would slice butt cheeks in half and I'd open them up. I think I would describe it as fresh, pretty, and pink. Okay. Hey, that's that's all you're talking about. Everybody's is different. But I mean, yeah, I like that. Fresh,
pretty, and pink. That's three words. So, everybody's but is different. That's right. That's right. Everybody Janet maker, I would say I bet your butth pink, Janet. Sorry, because you're black. It's like, no, my booty hole is brown. My booty hole is brown. Well, it's a good thing that you don't have to look at a vagina when you're sick. So,
it's not like you have to be true. One thing I always ask a woman paper bag over and you don't have to look at. Hold on. Calm down, You can tell. I always ask a woman like as a gentleman like, "What size are your nipples?" Paige like on a scale of one through coins. Like is it a 50 cent
piece, a quarter, a dime, a penny? I'd say you got 50 cent pieces. But that's your areola. It's your area. You're talking I have nickel. So she's taking a look. I don't know. Not little. They're little. They're just little. You got panties. You got nickels. Oh,
little nickels. Little nickels. No. I'm James.
Free information. Wait, let's show his. Let's sidesh show his and then we can compare our nipples from Sykes. Yeah, but we can compare ours from his. You feel me, sister? So, we'll use him as a di like diagram. Lift it up. There we go. All right. So, is ours Sorry, sir. Is ours bigger or nice booby there?
That's about That's about a nickel. That's a nickel. That's a nickel. Last question. Does anybody else think that the head of a circumcised penis looks the looks like the back of a big toe? You know what? That's ridiculous. Um, this one looks like a ar.
An anteater. Ant eater. There you go. Ant. An anteater. You know an uncircumcised looks like an anteater. All right. Now you're going too far. What about that worm from Wonderland? What was his name? The caterpillar. Caterpillar guy. I remember that caterpillar man. He's like, "I'm going
to kick you down the stairs." Remember the mad hatter, Tom Petty? Remember when Tom Petty free? It's really dark in here. I'm not digging it. I love him. Give me an honor. If you're
leaving, tell these people how much guy guys nobody in chat has an ant eater. I will talk to y'all later. Thank you. Love you. I'm a jester and you're a queen. You know what? You know what you guys? It doesn't matter how any of it looks. It just matters how it makes you feel when you are in it or out
of it. You know what I mean? Like I'm saying I was going to say you only live 2 minutes away. You'll be back home. I'm not going to talk about you. And it's just like what you should look for in a relationship. You should be dating the inside and the outside's a bonus. Kind of, I guess. Unless it's really up because then this should be like that should just Ripley's believe it or not It's not for me. You
know what I mean? Yeah. What do you have that nobody? Nobody said they have an ant. They have an ant eater. And then there's like that's my ant eater you're talking about. So guys, we all we're all different shapes, all different preferences. Women usually want you to have a good wash at
least under the skin. A good wash. A good wash. A good wash. Yeah, good wash, please. Get Get all Get all the cheese out of there. Right. Sometimes they get some, right? You want a nice fresh freshly scraped wiener. They all
wanted a piece of meat boy back. What is that one guy for getting Marshall wouldn't have put a piece plant next to a playground?
There's also a funny funny meme. It says like first God created a man then he had a better idea. There's a picture of a woman. Well, I heard the saying was first God created man, second he who created a So that's what I heard. Oh wow. Yeah. Well, that's just where your mind is
only. Can I read the Bible or not? No, not make up things about it or take anything away from it. I'm not trying to be like I mean I would probably disintegrate upon my toe entering the door of a church these days. Like I'm an
abomination like nope. You are not even allowed. Everyone deserves a chance. No. No. No. I say everyone deserves a fifth chance. No. We're all immigrant people. It's like, you know, it's like certain things like, you know, we are certain things about every single
religion that I can take and I've emulsified into my beliefs to create what I'm comfortable with, which is what religion is anyways. It's all this that come from derived the same form of a higher power or god and it's been taken and rewritten to suit and fit whoever is in power at the time and then it's stuck you know and then that's just what you follow and you can a lot of those
charges are to say and another person has another thing to say doesn't mean that you can't somehow emulsify that to make it fit for you just like cards like what resonates take it what doesn't move along it that's not for you you know what I mean it's up to because in our life we're constantly there's constant mess messages we're being given, right? And sometimes tarot can be and if you're not open, you're not going to be able to perceive like you're not going to be
able to see them to take to understand them or have them. Why the am I people that say they're atheists and stuff like that? They just ignore all like the magic and the beauty of the world. They're like, "Oh, this is like, you know, you're born, you're die, you're dust and stuff like that." And they they're like atheists and stuff like that. But it's like if they were like I feel like if you have the choice to identify as whatever you want these days, I'm pretty sure you can believe in whatever you want and it's not
offensive. You know what I mean? And it's not about And that's free will. That's free will, Paige. They're allowed. That's what life's about. He lived in ice. David Bla lived underwater for three days. If you're an atheist, if you're an atheist and then it's like then God shows himself to you or like you it's revealed and then you're like then you
believe you have a belief after that or not belief you know what you saw so it's like a faith right but it's like yeah there's all these different avenues to that it's like very divisive it's like put political terms and stuff like that but it's all basically under the same umbrella they're all a very similar religion yeah I'll tell you this really quick right now too you honestly if there you go to if we we do end up in
hell there's going to be a long lineup behind a lot of Christians and Catholics cuz they do a lot of notation I'll just be like, "Can I please butt?" All I said was like a lot, you know? Can I please butt ahead of these people? There will be a long lineup and so it's believe in whatever you want. I feel like people study like a strict
what a little bit of wiser. Okay, Joe. Okay, Joe. Okay, Joe. What if we're already in L though? uh page. Pardon? Sorry. What if we were already in hell? Like if this was hell or what if it was like a neutral ground? It
could be heaven or hell. It is. It is. I like that. Say that again. So much. Yeah. Yeah. Say that again so everyone could hear that cuz Yeah. This This is the below. This is the below. We are on it. This is This is the last floor of the elevator. This is the ground floor. There's up. This is This is the down. Okay. Okay. So, I'm saying that anyway, everybody has different
beliefs. And you know what? It should never ever be a thing. We should all just, you know, it is what it is. I embrace I embrace every religion, every spiritual belief. I every Satanistbody everybody, everybody have their own individual like like belief, you know. Whoever, whatever, I don't care. It's like, but it's about like you
go to church. I'm just going to wait for you outside the doors. Okay. What do you think though, Psych? Do you think this is hell on earth? Well, but there's there's a saying it's like it's like John Paul Sra or something like that. And he or no, John Milan Milton quote and he says sticking in my face like the Oh,
the mind in itself is its own place and in it can create a a hell out of heaven and a heaven out of a hell. You know what? They're both necessary, though. I don't know why we see them both as like, oh, that one's better. It's like that light and the dark in us. You need to understand the both and embrace the both yourself. There's a duality though. There's a duality where it's like the
angels and the demons, right? Duality separate, but they can come together. They can come together. And I kind of think the humans are like angels and demons. You know what? One wouldn't exist without the other. You wouldn't know that if you didn't have the dark, you wouldn't know the light. If you didn't have the light, you wouldn't know what it was like to see the dark, you know? So, the light, the brighter the light, the more powerful of the dark
around it. Right. Right. But it's the light is still stronger. That's why that's why the world doesn't just collapse on itself because there's so much evil because there's so much love here. There's so much like protection and stuff like that that it's like the evil has not won in all this time even like whole
feed energetic frequency and flow and it's like what we we feed the source and the source feeds us. Correct. So I mean and it's just constant is a lot more negative going into it and coming more positive and we fought we changed that a little bit cuz it's kind of a it's a this it's like a washer and a dryer. We both have jobs and it's a flow. You have to have you
know Yeah. You got to shake it, spin it, and then you got to blow it out. Remember when you was like it went out the window? Do you remember that? That's it. Stop it. Spin it. I like how you called it a fart earlier. He was like the fart went out the window. Yeah, man. Crop dust in our nice clean little living room and just
everybody's got to go into run away and you're just standing there in your own stench. You got to clear the air. You got to clear the air. I used to watch like Impractical Jokers and stuff like that or you know Howard St. like I watch a lot of Howard St. the Impractical Jokers and they would like do the crop dusting joke at like a store. Then there's Hold on. We have another guest. Let's see who's coming.
Welcome. Okay, Joe. Joe's back. Okay, Joe, were you annoying us or I don't know what's going on. What happened, Joe? Are you annoying right now? I don't mind super bad, you guys. Or he said annoying us. A annoying. No, I know I could be annoying. I apologize. Yeah, you're like
that third cousin that we only see on every other holiday. Is it Like Janet, you're like that person from the movie that was like brains, give me brains to eat. That's I love I love bumping someone's brain. I love making love someone's brain. Give me
brains to their brain. Like getting skull but like with like she just wants to eat their brains. No, she don't want to them. She just wants to eat them. Okay, I forgot the question but I forgot the question. Okay. So, Jan Oh, yeah. Janet is is Joe gonna be invited
to the barbecue. Yes. At least Jared. Yes. But only so that we can, you know, content. You know what I mean? It would be I thought you were going to say only so we can roast them and eat them. No, you would be the cousin, like I said, the third cousin that comes to the barbecue once every wall and then we would roast you. We would just roast you. Roast you. We'd
have fun. If I don't crack the little joke to roast you a little bit, then I don't like you. I don't like you. Right. Right. You got to be able to do that. You got to be able to come back. Be able to play along. Yeah. Some people can't. Their imagination is short and that's why their mind is, you know, stagnant and they get angry. I think it's the
parasites eating their brain. But I want to hope that they can, you know, think positive sometimes. actually come up with some pretty funny jokes if they really want to talk to the empress. You know, I don't like lie roasting, but I definitely like a good roast. I like a roast. I don't care where or when or who. I can take it and
I can dish it. It is just It's I It's That's what I I love comedy. I love it. It's good for the heart. I've transmuted my horrible life and all of the I've been through into a little bit of dark comedy and a little bit of ascension and lessons. And I was going to just say that dark comedy cuz some people don't know what it is. Do you want to explain it?
It's I don't know. It's It's how it's just like Does it really need an explanation? No, it just it kind of is. And you know what? Yeah, because she's beautiful and we want her to talk. Am I on here? I can agree with a suggestive. Yes. work next. No, you can continue, Paige. So, we would say dark comedy is when you go a little deep,
when you get to pull the reins and kind of make people say, "Wait a minute." I am not scared to make you cringe and laugh. You always laugh. up and funny. I like when I like when gets kind of hard and he gets gangster and he'll get close to the um camera page. He'll be like, "Yeah, that's why you ain't doing it."
But he'll just be going in. good when he gets velvet. He get his little sassy on. He's bossy. You know what I mean? He wants to like he really wants to cuss out Joe. And I think one day he just might like go off and I'll be like, "Oh my god." Like Janet, the other day was so close to the camera I could see up his nostrils right to his brain. It was
a big old lick. I'm going to lick his hole in his nose, Joe. Oh, I love the I love the nostrils. He wants to lick his He wants to f his nostrils. My god. Whoa. Protect your nose. Buy me McDonald's first. Buy me
McDonald's. Look, you're getting close, babe. Look how close meal. I want a coffee with it. I want the upgraded side dish. Side dishes at McDonald's like pie.
You can do it. You can do it. You're going to go American pie on them. Yeah. Ice cream and um flurry. And we can make flurry. We had like flies. You never know. Wait. He wants the basket of fries. Sure he does. No, we'll get a basket of something. All
right you know, give me a tea basket. A tea basket. My forehead. I was just going to say what? And then you just like play that trick on them where you like put a hole in the bottom of the bag and be like, "You want some more fries?" They're right at the bottom. Here, there's a little more popcorn for
you. Reach in the bucket of popcorn stuff. Get in there nice and deep. Get in there. Little bugger ornament for you. He said, "I got a surprise for you at the bottom of the bag. Just grab it." It was like in the cereal boxes when we used to have like some you know, like little tiny toy. We're always looking for that prize. It's at the
bottom every time. I sure did. I dumped half the cereal box out looking for that toy. Oh my god. I'll open it upside down, I'm getting that It was at the bottom. You're right. open it upside down. She like, "Why did you open the cereal box upside down?" I'm like, "Because I'm
intelligent and I know how to win, Mom." Nice. I won, Mommy. Hey, for to win. Right. You're not going to make I don't need to eat 10 bowls of cereal. I'm going to get the prize and then I'm going to eat my cereal and there's not going to be a rush and I'm going to eat. You showed that box of Froot Loop who was boss. I actually had to play the
games on the box as well. Yes. I literally a little bag in a box. Yes, Joe. I had to do that. That you know what? We didn't have cell phones all the time and we had to like read shampoo bottles and toothpaste when we took a We had nothing else to do but stare at the wall and think magazines. You know, we had to entertain
ourselves differently and actually knowledge into our brains. Yes. Like I can tell you plus was that magazine? It was like there was a magazine. It was for like teenage teenage girls. But when I was digest or something under the parents
beds had these they had what's the most embarrassing moment like Cosmo or teen something. It was teen. Oh Cosmo. No, that's from Seinfeld. What? Like Cosmo Kramer. Collaged our walls with little clips. Like a clip of Cosmo. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Posters. Oh my goodness. I had New Kids on the Block.
Oh my god, I love New Kids on the Block. Hi, Herby. I Nirvana posters. I was obsessed with Nirvana in high school. I had so many Oh, I loved Death Leopard. Oh my goodness. I love I had death t-shirts and Oh my goodness. I had t-shirts. What up,
Joe? What up, Paige? How you guys doing tonight? Same old thing. another day. around with you guys as usual. I'm just kid. Hell yeah. It's good to have you here, Paige. Yeah. Nice. We had to jam and myself and Joe. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. You too, son. yeah. You're like, you don't even have to say
it. You're the star of the show. We're all just That's why we come. That's why we stay, man. Suck. Oh, so that person yesterday that we thought was Tony, that's not Tony. It's not Allied. It's so confused. I'm so confused with these voices. Yeah, it's I don't recognize the same guy's exact same
voice. Mr. Fantastic. It's Mr. Fantastic. He's cool. It's okay. It's okay. I mean, I don't have anyone banned. I thought it sound like too. So, I was like, damn, is that But then he hit me up in Discord. It's He's cool guy. All right. Well, they're like the same soul family or something. We have
another guest for fun tonight, guys. What's up? I think we have Ally coming on the show. I'm not sure if it's him. Ally, is this you? Not ally. Not ally. You're the one that's starting this little I know. I know cuz I thought you were Ally, but it's JJ. He's cool. What's up, Psyche? How are you? He's gay. He's gay, but
he's cool. I'm fine. Sounds like it sounds like Ally Master. It sounds like Ally. Ask him a math question. I think that's a little It's definitely very anti-semitic. Just because we're both Jewish doesn't mean that we sound the same. Ah, it could be a Jew thing. You're good at math or what? No, Tonyy's
a Jew. He's horrible at math. Tonyy's stupid. Ask him a trigonometry question, Paige. Remember? I don't even remember. I don't even remember how to go about arranging a sentence to ask a trigonometry question. That's how much I cared about it. I don't care. I don't care. All right. Well, I got I got it then. X Y What's the angle of my going right up your ass, JJ?
What's the angle of that Going right out your mouth. Going right out your mouth, maybe. I know. I only know of one guy. I only know of one guy right now that's taking it up the ass. It better not be. No, his birthday is in black.
He's what do I call it? He's Bubba's He's Bubba's you know. Yeah, but I bet he's he's real good at pockets in the cafeteria. Oh, cafeteria pockets. Who's Bubba though? Bubba the love sponge. Who's Bubba? Who? You know, Big Bubba, you know, in Big Bubba, the big black guy in
the prison. Yeah, Big Bubba. This is I feel like I feel like I just went on to Xamster and I'm like in the search trying to You guys are just throwing out so many just headlines. headlines and search category. You actually kind of look like a porn star that will be on X Hamper. Uh X Hamper, by the way, uh Paige, you will be on Next Hamper. So, I'm glad you
looked that up, sweetheart. I hope you saw yourself on there. JJ, you came in to ruin the vibe on purpose tonight. That's what did I do? Said everyone's having fun until JJ came in to ruin the vibe. What do you mean?
You're going to listen to cousin Ray Ray. You're going to listen to cousin Ray Ray. I don't know. I was asking your opinion. We got Q on the show. Let's welcome Q tonight. Yeah. Yeah. That actually com you You moved from Pittsburgh to California cuz you got caught saying the N word. Get the out of here you hairy Oh wow.
Well, who wants to live in Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh's a hole. I nobody want to live in 45 is here. That brings me Listen, you welcome apologize. I apologize. That brings me to a point that I wanted to make like Janet, I've been uh paying paying attention to what's going on and
I like do you really think that the Pittsburgh police are that they give a about anything that you're doing right now or what you send them? I do believe that. Well, I don't know why I'm being addressed about my situation that I didn't bring. a question. I'm not answering no questions. No comments. Well, you made it public. It's not like
you guys go in a bulletproof booth right now. You know, there's I think we'll get through it. She Yeah, she has body while you guys hash this out cuz I got the munchies unless a person I I lived in Pittsburgh for the first 27 years of my
life. The Pittsburgh police ain't going to do dog about you crying about what's going on in the internet. Like I just I just hope you know that psych word psychus there's also the FBI cares about that someone in the cyber world and other people care people watching the cyber world basically if you're somebody in the cyber world basically they're going to have a government agent signed over
you to make sure that you're going to be say okay right so Trump is president desperation you ain't never going to win the door not while Lamar Jackson's alive you can trade all your Thanks for DK Metaf And Kim said your hair look gay too by the way. So go ahead What else you got to say?
I like me so no Q was living in an apartment. He kept saying the M word real loud. His neighbor was like yo you keep saying I'm gonna knock your ass out. The next week he was living in California. That's all. Okay Joe I'm gonna hang you up for a minute Joe so we can have a chat. I'll Bye Joe. Bye, Joe.
Hey, you know. Wow. What a what an awful human being. Yeah, that was a little shocking. Someone just said something to trigger, everybody gets set off like dominoes. Good grief. I just The whole reason of me coming up was I wanted to let Janet know that like the more she dances for the trolls, like
the more they're going to with her. And she's not going to listen to me. Obviously, she's going to be stubborn like she always is, and she's going to think like she knows best, and she really doesn't. Sometimes the more you dance, the more people like dancing. What's wrong with dancing? JJ, shut up. JJ, if you had a high enough IQ, you would know what's going on right now. But no, you're stupid, so just keep
your mouth shut. But yeah, Janet, just don't dance for the trolls, you know? Just just just, you know. Okay, I think that dancing is cool. I don't know what kind of foot loose nonsense he was talking about. No, don't dance for him. Don't Don't ever dance for the trolls. Trolls the trolls want you to the trolls don't want you the trolls don't want you to voice your own opinion, you know? They don't
want you to go and they don't want you to go live and they don't want you to express yourself. So, I think the the the more you let them make you not go live and express yourself, you're just taking a loss, you know? Well, I I've been live every day. I know J's been live every day. Hey, for the record, I went live today. Yeah. And the whole stream you got on your phone? Your phone? Yeah,
your phone. I'm allowed to stream at any time. I can go live. You're not allowed to stream. Janet. Janet, you're not allowed to stream. Psych. Do you give me permission to turn on my channel right now? Janet, you're not allowed to stream. All right. Thank you. We're going live our ringer the whole time. We're just going to hear your ringer the whole
time. We are activating for like 3 seconds. What the What happened? What's going on? Dan is not allowed to see is activated. Is it not Psych? My channel just turned on. Okay. All right. What do you want him to do about it? Well, I'm telling everyone Wonderland's live. I'm going live. We're live right now. So, you're trying to use
my channel. You're trying to use Scythe's channel to gang clout because you have nobody. You sit there with five viewers. You have nobody that ever watches you. So you're trying to use other streamers panels to gain clout, Oh. Oh. Oh. Identify yourself. Oh 00 or
this right. I wouldn't do that. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yes. Q had Q had three viewers. That's why Q came here. Q came here cuz nobody watch Psych. You don't see how she's trying to
manipulate you? It's crazy. Who? You're It's like you're gullible, bro. You're gullible. Shut the up.
Free psyche. Free psyche. Free words now. Guys, you're involved in Janol. need to leave Psyche alone. Whoa. What happened to the order in the court? Order in the court. What the
Hey, Paige. Yeah, bring back the order. Janet's making it all about her. Yeah, Janet always makes it all about her. There it is. There it goes. Order the I feel like I feel like Paige's head is Oh my god. Paige's head is hollower than
a rotten coconut. What am I? Thank you guys. Without Paige and Janet, this handle would be lost. Your head is a rotten coconut. The hell am I saying? Without Paige and this hand would be lost. That is not funny. That was not funny.
Hilarious. It was actually hilarious. Whoever as soon as Fist Sage joined this panel went to hell. That's a lie. I know. I like Fist Sage. you Q. As soon as Q joined, everybody got gay like you. Facts. I threw my curly up, Thank you, Paige. Thank you, Psyche. I love Paige.
What is this? What the hell was that? Maybe some men. Some men. cement. Hey Janet, you know that they don't make anything out of cement, right? Except for your cement shoes. We're not So, you were watching my live. It's made out of It's made out of concrete. Thank
you for watching my live. It's made out of concrete. No one makes anything out of cement. Cement's Thank you for watching my live. Janet, do you have anything on your front porch? Nobody's going to bomb you. Do you have anything on your front porch? No, I'm just saying cuz if you do have anything on your front porch, it's probably going to be gone really soon.
Take everything from your front yard and like put it in a box and put it somewhere else. That shit's going to be gone. Way to ruin the energy queue. Troll failed. Troll failed. You failed again. Okay, let me see a song now cuz this reminds me someone said earlier they
said my show is like um like I'm a teacher at a school and so this reminds me of be a teacher at a school that helps some people leave those kids alone. What? No. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life.
I've been blasting lasting so long that even my mama things in my mind is gone. But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it. Me like a punk. You know that's unheard of. You better watch out on how you talking and where you're walking or you know your homies talk. I really hate to trip, but I got a look.
As a pro, I see myself in the pistol smoke fool. I'm the kind of G the little homies want to be like on my knees in the night saying prayers
what am I hearing things what the is
happen to that is not the worst I love those words but that's not the it is loud we got back. Hell yeah. House play guitar. Where's Janet? I thought that Janet was was going live to
show all the trolls. The show is live. Everyone's watching. Is everyone one person? One person. We're all one. We're all one together. We're all related some way. I'm related to you, you weirdo. What? Oh my god. Mike Oh, Zack Wall's about to show his Oh, he's going to come back with a porn
bomb. Watch out down there in the bottom. He's coming back. But I'm not sure. Is that the real Groovy Jimmy in the chat? Zack, is that the real Groovy Jimmy? Yeah, that's your poor mom. I'm sorry. I'll be right back if I if we do. I'm sorry if we do. Might be poor mom. Hey, we got to
take a piss every once in a while. Go ahead, bro. We'll take a hold down for you, big dog. We got you. Okay. Rari, are you here? Kevin Durantal. Not this Norcow. Norcow. Kevin Durant.
Norcow. You stupid raggedy baldheaded He's playing hard to get. Cat got your tongue. got your tongue. Nor Hey, little boy. Little boy. Oh, Sammy. Hey, Sammy. How much money did you get for grandpos tonight? Listen, don't don't give me don't don't
get other people's channels porn bomb because you want to talk crazy. I never porn bombed anybody. You No, I'm telling I'm telling I'm telling I'm not a drunk I don't drink. Oh, you're a drunkupide I'm poor I I smoke weed instead. Yeah. And shoot heroin. Spooky chew heroin. Little bit of heroin on her. The is this
What am I looking at? Where do the people go? I'm sorry people here. I'm just saying. Watch yourself cuz I will porn bomb this dude's channel. So, control yourself. Well, stop stop beating up your grandpa. That's all I got to say. Stop. Okay. Well, he's been dead for five
years, my Wait until this Wait until this Wait until that thing's down and watch what happens. You about to get your friend's channel bombed. Do you guys have Excuse me. I'm just some drunken idiot who wandered in here like you have a show. Oh, I thought we thought you were Zach Baggage. You Oops. Sorry if I said I need to get that out. Then
I'll say if you say I'll say you're out. You're done. You're done. You're done, buddy. You're done. I know guys there's a few words you can call me call me say the f a g o t to me in a sexual way I'm not tellbody any other
words to me I don't care just don't address him to anybody okay like Jesus he'll take your slurs for others guys whatever whatever you call anybody else just say it to me guys I can take it guys I'm strong I can take it okay I know okay well you Tell your friend to watch his mouth about my granddaddy
before you get your channel. I'm sorry. It was nothing personal. He does not He does not know her. Sorry about telling you like you need to tell your friend to watch his mouth when it comes to my granddaddy or your channel will be talking. What are you going to do about it, babe? She's threatening to porn bomb you. That's so I am. Yeah, that's that's not cool. Threatening to It's not cool
when you talk trash about something you have no clue about. What do you mean? No one said anything about you, my friend. Come back another night. I think it's getting a little bit little bit too testy tonight, but come back another night. No one's talking about you. Okay, I swear no one's in just sitting here talking about my granddaddy. That's not true. JJ, you're not saying that right. JJ, you're not saying something about
JJ. You sound JJ, why do you sound like Crucible Ghost? And why do you sound like um Ali Master Computer? Why do you sound like all the same person? Psyche. I can't be everyone all at once. Come on. You can't. I know. But I know your voice. Okay, guys. I like know something about voices and stuff. I like I'm like I have like a little bit of an ear and stuff like that. I'm really into like I don't I really don't know if you
remember but I'm Tony. I know it's you. I Tony Ghost. Okay. Master computer. I know your voice. Okay. Oh my god. You know, I'm It's just South Florida went inside. We get it. You How many people would tell you? Okay. This is I can tell you. I can tie you from your your your ankles to your
um wrist and then you'll just be on the bed and then I'll put a a little of an apple in your mouth. Stand down and touch your ankles. Nobody. Nobody. I don't know if you know. I don't know if you know, but I was going to creep up. Oh my gosh. Okay, guys. She's actually arch nemesis. It's a very coincidence. It's a huge
coincidence, guys. Jab is my arch nemesis. Psych. I can guarantee my nemesis all so far at me. I didn't care anymore. Allied has more like a dopey voice. He sounds like Yeah, he's
like we're live in Wonderland and I gave you a wrench. I gave you a wrench. Nobody cares about your free psych. Go wash your hands after you take a next time, too. Foul ass you What? Janet, she took a
on live stream yelling at a poor Scottish man and didn't even wash her hands afterwards. Fingernails. E. If Janet ever got arrested, they would have DNA under her fingernails. I'm not talking to them. Welcome back. Hey, sorry my phone died cuz I'm sorry. I thought that was a rotten coconut
brain. There's nothing. Whatever the her name was intention. No, it was a rotten coconut brain. There's a lot in a coconut. Is that a bl Yeah, but if it's rotten, it's spoiled. That means that there's nothing. Well, it's rotten when the It's rotten when the coconut water dries out, you know. Well, that's fair. Maybe I just need to be more educated on ever. We're arch enemies. I never trade on you, That's arch
enemies I love Oliver being March enemy. I don't love him. I hate him. I love hating him. I love to hate Oliver. That's what I want to say right now. Thank you. I mean, and I love hair. Actually, I'm actually jealous of hair. Look at this head. He does good hair on this head. Put magic hair on this. He does have
like the best. I'll be back if I look Tell you anywhere. It doesn't get me very very very Janet. Can you do me a favor? You know what? Psych, you're definitely lots of people's I don't know. We were told not to like talk dirty on here, but I'm going to say one last thing. You're
you're a lot of people's wet dream fantasy. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're in mine. Like, you're in mine. It's like, hell yeah. Janet, can you come up and dance, buddy? Remind me. I love you. Thank you guys. Yeah. Well, it's like I know I'm not I don't want to be such a dreamy guy, but to sit up here
on mute. Damn it. Thank you for being so dreamy. You got to talk to that. What are you doing? Say something. She's probably talking to her stream cuz for some reason she started this girl stream while up here with up here. Exactly. Like go entertain Stephanie and your
people or something like the I don't know why she does this. She tries to like control everything. Hanging out. All right. You know, Jan's really, you know, she's a really sweethearted person. And she puts on a front and talks about positive energy and like all this fake base that's not really her. Like, if you watch her
streams, you'll see that real quick. And the way that she talks to you, you can really pick up on it. Shout out to Psych, one of my favorite YouTube content creators. Psych. I really think you're out here making a difference and I appreciate you. I appreciate your content. Uh Janet, uh I see you're trying to bring
the vibes down a little bit. I see what you're trying to do with your manipulative ways here. Stop being a pervert. I'm butdding it up. I'm not unvert. Yeah. Thank you, Psych. I don't want to miss anything. I don't want to miss anything here. That's Nicholls. You guys, that's like genuine positivity.
Janet's fake positivity to unbutton that jacket. Actually, I want to talk about Janet. You're doing it the wrong way. Yeah, jam it. Bath salts really aren't good. They can give you heart problems. No, they're horrible. And what are you going to do when Rob gets out of prison? You can't smoke in front of him with him on parole. Hey, for real though, like,
don't you like eat people's faces and do other weird cre Have you seen Janet's teeth? Yes, she eats people's faces. She's horrendous looking. She's kind of mean cuz I don't mind. I think she's a nice I think she's a nice guy. I know. Have you looked at her though? But like you guys have your own opinion. She's a nightmare. In the comments you had three teeth. Paige. What's up? How
are you? Hey, what's good black RG? What's good? What's good? Hey, what up? What up? Humanity. The gods. I ain't gonna even talk about that person. She's awful. She's horrible. Yo, Psych and Perry Page, I gota I gotta ask a question. So, when y'all do trets, do y'all relate it
to zodiac signs? Um, so it depends. That's a fair question. That is a good question. Thank you for asking to be a tarot channel. So, like, let's get back to business, y'all. We're on the know. I mean, I'm just curious. I seen I seen Prairie do a thing the other day, so I was like I was like, "Oh, what's that about?" You know what I'm saying?
So, yes. You know, and if you're and I don't know if it it's really not that complicated. Your astrological sign becomes traits. It just makes up little bits and parts of who you are. Not the whole thing. It's just to understand certain things and that kind of an relatability to other people or similarities as well as um how you function and how you react. Did you know
that Janet's vagina smells like feta cheese? Okay. Yeah. BG. Okay guys like that. This is crazy.
I tried to introduce her to some magic but she she wasn't listening. You know I shut the up. I got something to say. so let me ask you one more question. You creep. Come on. Did you notice Mike Spike wants to talk? You beast. Just real quick. Let me just just real quick. Just real quick. All right, real quick. All right, real
quick. So, I ain't going to try to interrupt y'all I just came here to ask like two question. All right, real quick. You better make it quick now. Relax, yo. I got you, bro. We ain't even that loud, kid. Just relax. Just relax, kid. What's the question? Relax. Relax. A chill out, bro. So, so I was So, Prairie Prairie Page and Psych. Did you know? So, do
y'all know about there being a 13 zodiac sign? Yeah, it's called a fucus orcus or aucus, whatever you want to call it. What is it called? Ailiac or a fuchious, isn't it? A fuchious 12 zodiac signs is a lie. So, so when when was that zodiac sign originally supposed to be at? I'll say
I'll say we just one sec. So, you know what last night? We were talking about the calendars and how and how, you know, we calculated time and it's all based on like the solar systems, sun, the moon, and all this and that and how there was before there was 13 months on the calendar and I kind of wonder because it's kind of a new theory. I wonder if this has something connected into that
and it's actually 13 months on my calendar. But it's not but it's not a new theory. It's just a concept that's been introduced to us like recently. It's just being brought into circulation of like kind of more studied knowledge or open to people like being known about it in a sense or finding out or diving into finding out.
I love you, man. Yeah. Good questions, man. Really good question. Cuz cuz you know, I'm not going to lie. Like, you know, you know, when Psych did my reading the first time, like I was just like, "Get the out of here with that bullshit." But then I just started opening my eyes to be like, "What are you guys?" Nah. Serious Like I was just like, "Yo, like because I don't believe in that right?" But I was
just like, "Yo, you know what? Let me have an open mind to see what it's about. They break your raid and they pulled the Hummer car on you and you're mad, boy. The cars don't lie, You got the card. Who the is this guy Joe interrupting me though? Who are you? What are you going to do about it? What you going to do about it?" Aren't you like a white boy? You You a white boy,
ain't you? No, I'm black. Actually, he's not black. You are not black. You don't even say You don't even say correctly. Stop playing with me, Roy. I'm actually You're white. You're white, Joe. You're a suburban white man. You're trying to get in. Stop it. You've been invited to the You've been invited to the cookout like once, my guy. Relax. You miss. This is hype. I'm
sorry, Paige, but I got to get out this clown cuz he's sitting up there trying to clown me. Like, stop it, bro. Just trying to say, can you guys set your egos for a sec? Cuz you're missing a magical moment. A shooting star just went across my sky and now the coyotes are happening and I just feel like that's Can you hear them? Are you serious? Are you serious? Oh my god. That is magical. That's a magical moment. I wish that shooting star would
have flew right out this gay guy's ass. Whoever that black guy was. Yo, you are so lame. He's going to go ahead with gay jokes. Typical white dude. Yo, just go with gay jokes, bro. Are you gay? Why do women have two sets of lip? This dude is a clown.
Oh, why do they have two sets of lips? One for pleasure, one for actual kisses. You know what I'm saying? No, one's for and one's for sucking. That's right. It's beautiful either way. And both of them is pink. It's a good color. Purpose. Guys don't have to fight over one hole. There's more than one. Of course, if you're getting a little bit
frisky, there's three holes. Well, you know, it's whatever you're into. Do you do you but there's room? I ain't saying me. I'm just saying I'm just saying for other audience I might be into that Just general. Ew. I just stepped on a mouse. Oh god. That's good. No, my gifts and it's like the equivalent of a dickpick. Like cool. The gesture is nice, but I'm going to delete it or throw it out. I know, right? You
killed Jerry. That's all it is. Anyways, I just got mouse got deliver. It's so great. I'm sorry. Slit. I'm going to slit. It's going to be bright. Oh, it's cold as out here. Jacket, cage, jacket. Well, that was fun. I told you the second half would be amazing. Please hit the like for Psych, guys. It's always a good time in here. Psych's an amazing
host who just allows us to come in here and, you know, we wouldn't have any idea of each other unless it was for him. So, we can thank him for this beautiful, diverse, sometimes up but entertaining connection we all have. Yeah. Yeah. Psych is I thought I I used to diss on Psycho on Beatus panel cuz I thought he was sing but I was just like you know what he's actually cool. Sorry
I had to get at you, bro. I just I be I just be amazing. He's amazing. No, he is. No, he is. But I'm just saying when I first met him, I was just like, "Yo, you got to stop sing, man." But then he told me and I was just like, "All right, no. Psych is actually pretty cool. He's well cool. Oh, look who it is. Oh my god, this show's about to get interesting." You know what? I think that like we should probably It's a
reality show at this point. It's like a Jersey show. You know what we call this? Well, I recognize that I recognize a peanut butter shirt. No flashing tonight, please. No flashing. Please don't do that goofy You out here showing mosquitoes. Don't do that. You know what? You know what? Actually, I'm kind
of genuinely upset that people don't meet each other as frequently and as funnly as they used to. I know, right? some And you know, I drove past I drove past a bus the other day and I was so upset and it made me question these days generation. Not one single kid fingered me. What up, Noel? The
joy fingering adults in their cars when you're on the cheese wagon like you, Noel, did you get banned from TPP? She don't want to answer the question. She probably did. Noel, what did you do? She flashed. She flashed on people twice in one night. She flashed twice in one night.
She flashed and she was laughing about it and she got banned. Yeah. Smiling cuz you know that is true. Noel is upset. Free titties. Nah, but it's something worth looking at. You looking at mosquito shits. You understand what I'm saying? It's a difference. Don't even see no mosquito Don't even got Don't even have cleavage. It's a difference. You know what I'm saying?
Okay, listen up. Listen up. I've got like races on 2x4s. Pretty much mosquito bites, too. And you know what? If you got a great personality, it makes up for the tits that are missing. Paige, Paige, Paige, stop this you saying right now. I'm saying if you're going to show something. Yeah. Okay. Let at least be appealing as If it's not appealing as we don't want to see it. You
understand what I'm saying? Noel failed in that department because she was trying to troll and she was trying to do that and she was showing mosquito bit tits. We was just like, "Yo, that is disgusting." Maybe she was looking for some, you know, approval or like, you know, you never know. Approval of what? Approval of what, Paige? Approval of what? Just to feel I'm lit. I'm literally looking at an adolescent woman. You understand that? That's like
12, 13, barely reached puberty, and she's showing mosquito bits. You understand? And wash your eyes out with bleach kind of thing. What the Ain't no washing bleach. I'm just saying it's a difference. If you gonna show something, show something that's admirable. Not that I'm only saying that. Yeah, I know. But I guess if a guy It's like a guy in the locker room, too. You know
what I mean? Like everybody's got parts and bits. It's like, yo, Paige, you are being so basic. It's not funny. You know what the I mean, I don't got You know, you want me to be mean? You want me to be mean about it? Like, you know, it's I'm I'm just an Well, I like that. It's totally fine. You know, we're all in our own way, but like it's all cool if you don't like small things. You like that? You like that? You like big titties. It's a
preference. It's just a preference. It's all a preference. A lot of men like cleavage in general is my point. That appeals to you, but some guys like you know, they don't like even a handful. You know, it gets in the way. I don't know. What type of men do you know? What type of men do you know? Men that like flatchested Guys who were have really small dicks, big jacked up trucks, too much. That's the problem.
Those are the men, you know, blue collar So boring and average. I don't know. Well, there you go, Paige. That answers the questions. They ain't got no balls. You understand? There's a difference. Well, there's a thing. Their balls are bigger than their dick, so you got to go looking for it in Okay, all right. I get the Well,
holy Yeah, I'm not that basic. I'm not that basic. I mean, I understand. We all have our prefaces. Just nice and Sometimes you got to be an in this world to get done. Thank you. Thank you. Got to keep a little class in here, you guys. It's all in. Let's spread it a little. Little class. Let's keep a little Sorry, I'm
talking already too much. Classy I got called an angry virgin insult. I got I got lots of class you actually that actually fits you. So, they should probably one that got balls and no dick. So, what's up, Joe? What you want to talk to me about? That's an Easter egg. Why you talking about balls and dick, you weirdo? You said some gay earlier, so I was
just kind of I was trying to figure out your temperature. I know you white dudes be into black dicks, so I'm not surprised how you feel about me. Why you so mad, bro? You wanted to go with I'm not mad. Why you mad, bro? You mad? Cuz I your white girl. That's why I your white girl. That's why you mad, dog. You tried to go to that cookout. You got You tried to go to that cookout. You got You tried to go to that
cookout and you didn't get no love from the black people. That's why you trying to get from that ass That's why you mad average Joe ass out of here. You know, dog. out of here.
I got to go. I got to invite Ding ding ding. The bell's ringing. You release all the heathens from the class. You're free. Get out of here. I'm just kidding. Um, I'll be right back. I have to go invite one of my friends to this entertaining. Is she sexy or is she hot? This is a good time and
it'd be rude to not invite everybody I know. I'll be back. Thank you. Don't invite guys. Please don't invite another guy. Yo, this is crazy. Did you say don't invite a guy? You want me to go find another chick? Yeah, invite another
chick to bring up in here. Invite a guy for psych. Invite a guy for invite both. Yes. Invite a guy for psych. Invite both. That's fair. One for one for me. Yeah. I'm going to invite two hot. So Joe, cuz you want a guy. Yeah, you're right.
I know you do. I'm gonna go bring a goodie bag, a surprise bag, and there'll be something in it for everybody. So, thank you, Paige. Thank you, baby. So much fun. You're actually turning me over a little bit. Oh, we're excited. Jan Janet has some links um on the stream, too. And you know, guys, check out Ember Janet. Check out her show, you know, donate to her cash app. And you
know, she's also supporter of my show, too, and stuff like that. We're all in this together, right? So, thank you, Psych. I appreciate that Wonderland, guys. Please hit the like and again we're over at Psych Awareness Tarot. It's our channel. It's our family and everyone's welcome. We're all mad out here. Family you're talking about
your family like that one cousin like one uncle. We always invite them to the family reunion family with this Just that one event. Just that one event. Psych. Never be family with this boy.
You better have the last two shows. I got $60 in repairs. That's what's up. That's what I was thinking. You turn this into a business. Guys, stop sending me Stop send requesting money from me. money. No, don't send anyone money. If they're
asking for it, reject it. Decline it. I'm going to send you $1,000 right now, Psych. So, check your cash app. You're about to get $5,000. Just read it before you answer the question. Say your question. He said that I'm going to go to I'm gonna I'm gonna fly to Florida probably tomorrow. Go to that'll be the thousand dollar
that that whole Oh my goodness. Are you going to scream? Yo of course you guys need me tomorrow. Wait, you're going to Florida tomorrow? Say no. I said if I got if I got a if I had a $1,000 donation tonight, I would I
would book a plane ticket to Florida. I would go book a hotel. I would go meet Alisa Jordana for like dinner for the next one or two days. Then I fly back. Are you a fan of Alisa? Obviously, you are you a fan of Howard Stern? You remember Howard Stern? Howard?
Do you remember Ronnie? Remember Ronnie? Gary Delabate. What? Yeah. Ronnie Ronnie Driver. Hey, what's up? He's like, "Hey, Ronnie Ronnie's vlog party." I know all about Ronnie passed away. God bless you stylist. He's like, I don't know. He's
like really gay, but then he like try too. Would you do a song with Alisa? Like remember Alex? Thank you, brother. Would you record an I have an Alisa song? Can Can someone play my Alisa song if I post you, baby?
How are you guys doing? What are you doing? And I know I know about you playing a song, but I just wanted to know actually make a record with Elisa. Like it'd be on the Billboard 100 or something. That won't be on the Billboards for real. I make a record with Jana. I make a record with VA. I make a record with Jamie's Cowboys. If anyone else wants to
make a record, I'll like sing on your record. We know get up here. Haven't seen for a little while. But you know, VA is like it's a fun party. I try to like lighten up the atmosphere. I want you to I want you to be here. My baby. Don't simp out. Don't simp out. All
right. All right. I'm going full simp. Guys, we have the premiere. Oh my god. Thank you so much. This is it. I just want you to hear and enjoy it. Okay.
after this one. It's the next song after this.
Wow. Can you believe Eric makes all these songs now? Psyche sent $5, two hearts.
to notice him. He couldn't make his own song, so we helped him along. Awakens
terroris ever.
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want to merry I'm crying right now
Sock for a few more seconds. That was great. What' you think of that?
But yeah, guys, that was like the night I was on the phone with her at the time and then someone sent that song in and stuff. I didn't I didn't make that song up and stuff. Who was that? That's beat up. That was Alisa Jordana. And that's like I'm I'm a big fan of her show and stuff. And uh and so did Lisa get her nose. And also Yeah, I think she did. She She admitted she said she had a nose. I had a nose
job, too. I had a nose job, guys. See, I have a nice nose. I'll show you my nose. Once again, you guys see my nose. My nose. Did you? Here. Here's my nose. No, my nose. Not my That's You guys write me in Discord in private and I'll give you a show. Go ahead. Oh my god. I'm trying to be respectful. You
muted me during the song. I don't want to unmute myself. But do you mind if I unmute myself? Big Joe, I did because he wanted his song and you were not going to interrupt it. It was a beautiful song. I should tear up. I teared up a little bit. That smile was priceless. So yes, everybody, you started sweating. You started
sweating and started started wiping your ball head. That's what I started sweating. out of here. The out of here. She's got gifts, guys. She's got ladies in Miss Ladies in the building. Let's go. She got gifts. Hi, Paige. Oh, boy. What's up, fam? You behave yourselves in the last four seconds because like
changes real quick like the weather up in this chat. shows being a boy. That's shout out to the video. Shout out to Psych song. I'm talking you You better like, subscribe, and share this. Psych deserves this. I'm mad. Shout out to Wonderland. Nice lady, guys. Like geriatric a trying to talk
Shout out to everybody up in here because everybody get me off your mind. I know that you was never on my mind, stupid. Well, we're being nice, aren't we? Summer.
Peace to summer. Peace, summer. Thank you, Paige. It's beautiful. I love it. I have ADHD really bad. I'll show you. This is like I wish I was a different person. Like, what is happening?
That's beautiful. It's an artwork in your doodles. That's actually artwork. That's your subconscious mind. There's like layers of your brain. I feel like that's a coping mechanism for when I'm over stimulated probably. But yeah, when you're over stimulating, when your brain's working really fast, if you can like put it into art or rather into rather into harmful. I
showed you my artwork. Yeah. Your It's beautiful. It's awesome. Yeah. Got my hand here. Yeah. be a Joe. I want you here, Joe. But you gotta be a I wish my ass was as nice and I could be as proud as my artwork for sure. But hey, I'm confident in my artwork and that is um I it's it's
good to feel proud about something that you're good at, I suppose. You know what I mean, right? Yeah. Well, there's there's a there's a a program it's there's a website called what's it called? Who knows the art website? And it's like and then you can have it's called mural. It's called deviant art. Dev de V. I put my Yeah, I put my stuff
up on there one time. It's actually kind of a nice little interactive art like community, you know? Yeah. Right. There's amazing artists there. And also but also you can have your own like they have your own like little like Microsoft paint kind of thing, but it has more effects you can use to it. I I made so much cool art from that. You go to deviantart.com and it's called muro.
Muro.viantart.com. deviantart.com. You get this little like etches sketch pad. You can put anything on it, any colors, any drawing and stuff like that. Get let's get all get our creativity juices flowing and stuff like that. I know we all love looking at art. We all have this creative well blowing. You want to wet our whistles with the art. Yeah,
everyone everyone whistles with the art, right? I make lots of like I'm a mixed media artist. I don't really have like a fixed like I work with all kinds of art. I get bored. I just I really do get bored. So, I have to switch it up and I have to have every single thing in that like that hobby or that category like go hard or go home and then I move
on and I'm like, "Cool, that was a waste of money." But I I accomplished a lot, I guess. I don't know. But yeah, that's all but all about on this earth is like learning the lessons because we're going to have a lot of lessons. We're going to have a lot of temptation. We're going to have a lot of like love. We're going to have like a lot of people we don't like and stuff like that. Also, if you're empathic too, like in things like that, if you absorb a lot and you don't really have like a
set focus on how to release things, you can create artwork and do some of that releasing too, right? Um, you know, if like saging isn't for you or whatever the it might be that makes you feel cleansed of the day and everybody else's cooties, if you will. Well, creativity breeds from pressure and it's an expression of oneself, of
your feelings, and it's just like music. anything that you put um your heart and soul into or the essence of you like whether it be food or you know what I mean you can really you can really do that like you can uh blood sweat and tears without like the mistrunchable gross sweating actually working hard or hardly working it's like eat that chocolate cake that was a good
movie that poor kid that poor kid and just throwing little girls around by their pigtails like they're out the Toss in a discus like bye-bye. Yeah. Anyway, that's quite illegal. I think that that's like probably the most illegal Child abuse. That's literally child abuse. Like nobody
called CPS. Like what were they all? No one cares. Paige, we used to sit in the back seat and we never wore seat belts when we were kids. They just shut times have changed and we're all alive. You know, that's the thing nowadays. Yeah. But we had the fear of God put in us. Like we respected our parents because like we would have they take us to the bathroom and be like we're going to have a little chat and we're like
we're not going in there to talk. You're going to beat the wheels off me. That's not a talk. You know what I mean? Or like the look or like the ear pull. Like you just knew when did anyone get soap in their mouth, dude? I got I was just Yeah, you know you get soap in your mouth for sure. I mean it did help because I'm still a trucker. Whatever.
Sailor. Sailor, right? I win. Mom and dad, I win. Yes. But yeah, we all got the same stuff. Like I got a belt. I got a mug thrown at me and I got it beat with a mud flap in the shop one time because it was within reach to sufficely take anger out and make me like equalize the the anger I caused. But uh country
life, country life, you know, I used to get grounded for breathing my dad's air because he didn't want me to go out. He just wanted me to stay home with the family and not go party and blah blah. Then I'd sneak out and then I'd be grounded again for sneaking out and then sneak out again. It was never vicious cycle, man. I got really good at hack and smoking weed in my basement. I don't know
like doing solo solo things and bongs out of little my coat bottles and stuff. Dude, I used Yeah. Like I was in MacGyver. I could find smoke pot out of anything. Do you remember that show? I loved MacGyver back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely can uh I can make
some I can make some devices or vessels to to get up with. For sure. But anyway, that was in high school and you know how not safe it is to smoke. Like we just kids don't even know what it's like anymore to have to have a hit out of a pop can. You know what I mean?
You got to doing it. Yeah. We all just like, you know, look like little uh What up, Psych? I think you actually said you damn you pal. Sorry about that. You didn't get banned. Anyways, you sat in the kitty seat. Sorry about that, Psych. You're You're last leg,
Joe. Joe, I'm on my last leg. Joe's back. Let's go. Psych. He said you're on your last leg. Oh, I mean Joe. Speaking of legs, where's Jimnick? A See, Joe, you bend over for me, Joe. No, you got to bend over first. Big dog. You got to bend over first. Like, come on. I
don't play that way. Psych. Are you trying to do another Zatty show? Another Diddy. Oh, it's the baby oil ready. I have my baby oil right here. Show you provide a potluck party. You know, you just got a dish. You guys
pocketly bring these trying to get on these grills or not? Bring the plates. So if there is no meat, I am not coming. I'm not doing Oh, there's meat. You You invited to the barbecue though. Yeah, I like that potluck Got a little piece of meat for you. me. You're
not giving me no glutenree. Hey, cowboy vegan free. You vegan? Nah, we not doing that. Dirt. I eat wheat. I'm I'm an Indian. I'll eat anything. Okay. Okay. Great. Great. Great. Great. Cuz I was about to say we are not doing no gluten-free if you talking about a Hey Paige, I love your hungry. It's straight
up MSG. It's straight up MSG and chemicals. You heard? MSG. GMK. all that stuff and I'm still alive. And I think if I stop eating it, I probably will die. Well, you look really good, actually. Thank you. I'd like to say that you do, too. But like there's I was talking to Psych. I was actually talking
to Psych when I said that. Go ahead. Oh, okay. I'm sorry you I don't know. I still think like, you know, He's a 12. Z's a 12. A 12 out of 10 out of
10. Did you see that? You did the reco squad.
That must be Oh, yes. Oh, all right. That's super. That's a little That's a snatch of toe. That's a snatch of soul. That's actually statuto. You know what? He He just came. He just finished and now he's having a cigar like a man. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. He just jerked off. Yep. You're exactly right.
Like he just he just smoking a cigarette. Yep. You're right. Yeah, you're right. right. And he smokes gangster All cigars like none of us do. Oh, he gangster cigarette. He pulled that out. Hell yeah. Psych. That's the man right
there, boy. That's the man. Look at him. Oh, French in hell. Hell yeah. Smoking a cigar like it's Miami. There. Look at There it goes. Oh, right up the nostrils. Hell yeah. French in hell. Can you blow Can you flip Can you flip a lit cigarette in your mouth? Hey, well, come on. The guy's not a clown. It's not a circus here. No, my mom
taught me how to do that. She showed me how to do that when she said your mom taught you how to smoke. Well, that's like that. Look at him. Like a nice psych. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Hold on. Here we go. Here's the real O's. You're with your second best asset. Be careful. Here we go. Here we go. Go
ahead. Go ahead. I don't see it. You look so I see one. You not seeing it circle. Nice. Like, hell yeah, brother. I've seen it. I've seen it. We love that position. Here we go. Here we go. Right here. Right here. Another circle. Yep. There we go. Yep. Right now.
I call that the dragon's breath. Oh my god. I love it. We call that the dragon's breath. This is so fun. This is always so much fun. And it is fun. Come on. We all have fun every once in a while. Fun as It is to be here's like a restaurant here. Oh boy.
Vegan here. Yeah, that's the peach emoji. I thought it was a That's your ass. That's your ass. Oh my god. Literally, I've never seen anything like that in real life, Janet. And you're walking around with that like you're smuggling cup. I'm actually sitting on it. Really nice. I
like to bounce on it when we're sitting here. I get excited come to the yard. They love to talk to me, but I can't be bothered. Like you were just born with that or like you hit the I see all your milkshake make all the boys run away from the yard. It's from my daddy. My daddy's Nigerian. You've never done a
squat in your life because you just you're Nigerian. That's squat built in. Yeah. I have like Go ahead, Oliver. You creep. Got the African titties with the big bottom. You know what I mean? I would I would like I'm so opposite of you. I'm Native American and I have no I'm just I just got lots of personality. That's the hottest thing about Well, my
mother is German and Czechlistian. Are you full-blooded Native American? She has an Irish. No, I'm not full-blooded Native American or I probably when I get down with you, you will be. So, what would you say? Like you have or you like quarter? No, I'm C. I'm Blackfoot and I'm French and I am I am a quarter, I
think. Yeah. Are you Irish? Do you have any Irish in you, uh, Paige? Well, I mean like I'm a little bit My mom's got German and Irish and her blood. So, yeah. I mean, I got a little bit of that blood and I'm saying, "Would you like a little Irish like a little?" You want You want to add some percentage to my
DNA or what? No, I'm saying I want to have sex with you cuz you're sex. I know. That's what I just said. All right. I But you know, I wasn't born yesterday. Oh, you got you got the joke. Okay. At least you got it. Yes. My mother has the teal eyes. Her eyes were like teal and she had strawberry blonde hair.
I never seen teal eyes before. So that's a nude. So teal. Yeah, you've seen them. They're like the blue white that make them I've seen blue eyes and green eyes. You just got them jeans. You just got unicorn jeans. Just magical magical glasses and teal glass eyes. It's like are those glasses? Are those jeans?
Look, I want to show you. Holy Oh my god. That's so beautiful. The out of me. Don't put this on full screen like you're going to scare us like that. Damn it, man. Yeah, guys are not very exciting. So, we're bit my tongue when you put it seems like you underestimated yourself, Paige. You ask a lot of the
guys. You ask a lot of the guys, they think you're hot. So, Oh, thank you. No, she's definitely hot. Paige is hot. But sometimes they look whoever you are. No, hold on. Sometimes they look green. Who's that black man talking? What's your name, big dog? I don't mean to be rude to you. Bronzeburg. No, she is hot. But the thing I'm trying to say, people on YouTube, if she's that good-looking,
she has to have mental illness to be on YouTube. No offense. I'm not trying to be on YouTube. Exactly. Got to be pretty psychotic to be on this stream. You need help. Correct. correct. You got time to hit the leak. You got mental issues. That's the best thing you
said tonight. But you know what else that means? You know what else that means? Crazy equals You know what it means? Yeah. I ain't going to say that. Well, it means that you know we crazy in bed, too. It's something better left on set. Right, Paige. Something better left on. You kidding me? Oh, I'm the one who is it. Too much Paige. Too much Paige. Mister,
I go overboard all the time. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. I say that with love. I'm just with you. Oh,
I can't draw any more hearts on this paper. I need to remove it. What are you eating? Like, what are you chewing on, babe? I'm hungry and too. What you I'm going to live your cheese. Big big spread. There you for go. A bad dance. Damn. What do you want me to make? A
bag. There it is. That's a baguette right there, boys. That's a baguette. You're jealous of you yet. It's not chocolate dipped yet. There you go. You know what? He's going to dip it. I got a little chocolate dip for you. I know we can dip the white chocolate. I like white chocolate and I like dark chocolate and I like milk chocolate. So,
you just like this? God damn. That's every piece of chocolate. That's literally all the chocolate. Yeah. Why? The white chocolate, the chocolate, the brown. That's the white chocolate, the milk chocolate, and the tart. Yeah, sure. You can do that. I even like the caramel inside. Like, you know, damn, girl. What
do you think about the Irish chocolate? You want a piece of that? Oh, I feel like I feel like it would punch you in the mouth and then You know, I would. He wants beat. He wants beat while he's having I love to get punched in the mouth by telling you. You have to do it all. Punch him right. You got a WWE honey. You gota throw him on a bed
and tickle his butt a little. Choke him up. No. My daughter. Sorry. Got a daughter. Yeah. We want to keep her safe. Yeah. Nobody cat or dog. Yeah. No. It's danger. No child. Um, I got to wash the pan, so I'm going
to make my bacon pan. So, I'm gonna have to mute my Whoever does your hair, please. They do a very good job. Whoever does your hair, sweetheart. Well, thank you. Her name is Sandra, and she's pretty dope. Thank me. She cares a lot about my hair's uh health, so that's nice. She's not a selfish just woke up.
Oh, wait. I know. I just woke up. Everything's okay. I still have another couple beers left. Have another mangorita. Have I love that. That's my favorite state again. One more time for me. Mangorita or watermelon. It hits every time. I love it.
You're turning her own, big dog. Rose from her little nap and now she wants some bacon and eggs. Voodoo deranged mind. What did that can say? Voodoo deranged brain. Voodoo. Voodoo.
Oh my god. Okay. Oh, range. Okay. I thought it said Costco size And it's like, oh my god. Never popcorn for the apocalypse. Go buy 5,000 bags of popcorn at Costco. I do. I stock up on I don't have the duggers. I don't have 19 kids in counting. I don't need that much
of some stuff. page the other day hot dog rolls were on sale and I'm like my total I need 18,000 bags of hot dog rolls so I buy about 10 of them but they're all going then you're like okay well now this is just going to be like a total wasteline death sentence because I'm going to eat them all I'm going to do it you know if they're there so yeah but you know what
I did like I actually bought a hot dog and I acted like it was like dick and then I bit it and I ate it with mustard so sorry about made that gizzy your with your mouth or what? I that hot dog so long. I was like, "Hey, come on. You can't turn me on too much on this
show or I have an orgasm on my stream and I'll get all I apologize. Don't orgasm. Don't orgas calm down. Calm down. We can't The host is getting calm down. Calm down, man. God, Joe, you're just turning me up so much. Turn up so much. saying I went to
Costco like you going into the deep freeze. We're going in the in the we're going into Narnia. I'm actually not a Narnia fan, but I'm like a I love Lord of the Rings. Like I'm a very big Lord of the Rings fan. It might not seem like it, but I love Gan.
Yeah, my I like that. like Game of Thrones. I'll watch Game of Thrones a couple times. I better not. I'm not really into it. That show that spiral their body is in there. I'm just kidding. Any real man, any real man don't give a about Game of Thrones or whatever the you talking about.
Lord of the Rings is the real uh Jo reincarnate as my as my prison shower cow and he'll be exactly I'm a shower towel. When you drive the street, that's me. I'm barking at that joke. Yeah. Then when you
air dry my dick. I'll put it on my head. He'll take your dick. Well, that's not I'm actually calling the police. Actually, I'm actually call the cops. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. It doesn't act now. Joe, you're you're going to be the the attendant in the locker room putting the towel on me. Faded or not
fad at all. Your name is like you can tell everybody that this is your song. I never as long as you're here. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't tell the world.
when you're in the world that's been in the chat. I love you guys so much. I love you, man. Y'all love me, dude. Joe's like Romeo and Juliet like the Juliet in the little tower. He's coming down his little tights. He's trying to sing me a song. He jumped in the bushes. It really offended me. I saw the whole
thing, right? I'm not Juliet. I hope you don't mind. I hope I hope you don't mind that I broke down little words. My life is sucks in my
Go ahead. Oh, yeah. I love you, too, Joe. Joe, we're just going to make out.
Thank you, Black RMJ. Whatever the your name is. Thank you. You guys are making out. Yeah. Yeah. I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind. I was like, put that song back in your mouth. Put it away that I wrote that little
words for my life. I'm saying, you know what? I'm thankful when I wake up tomorrow. Cuz you know why? What is life about? It's about living life. I'm thankful when I wake up tomorrow, Sorry. It's okay,
Joe. I wish good. Okay, guys. Everyone good? Everyone, everyone's showing right now. Okay, we didn't say that. But if you want to go to another show, let me know who's streaming right now. I
already said I love good times and I express my love for another man. Paige had to come in on another account. Joe, you did me like your for like 25 minutes.
And I think 27 you right now. It's like the long and winding road that had it. It was the worst. It was the worst. It was the worst 25 minutes of my life. I was so humiliated. I like you
and still leave me back. Oh, he's serenating you. Don't play with it. You better be serious. Are you going to fly out the galley? You need to fly with uh It's like I'm going to actually
have that gay black eye still here. Just put just put your tongue back in there where where it just was. My thumb back up. Yeah, your thumb or something. Whatever. Theo's here. Hey, Theo.
Welcome to the party. You got this party tonight. It's like there's there's a lot of experimenting involved. There's straight guys that are like, I've never I don't like gay guys. And then they they like blow blow up like one of those animal balloons and they twist it into like a rabbit shape. Then gonna do a magic trick with
it. Be crying always, but it's okay. I'm gonna blow you an ass balloon with ass. Okay. Yeah, Joe, keep making an ass balloon. I'm like, Joe, I'm not ready for that yet. Go to the next step. Prairie page.
Okay, here we go. You get it first, guys. I'm sorry. It was glitching out. Psych was like stuck in. It looked like he was like beat boxing or something. Kept doing the same motion over and over and there was no sound and I was waiting for it and I was like, "What is happening?"
Welcome back. Beer bottle inside him. Hold on. No, I was just I was detoxing on Joe's and I was doing like a rap song that said I'm gonna wake up with a song Yeah. Yeah. I was doing a song and then Yeah. He kept learning in
the song. It's okay. I get to hear you rap. Can I please hear it? Because you sing really well in other languages. I want to hear you. I want to hear song. It says the rest of the song. I'm not ordering any more food. I have enough food tonight. I have Yeah, I'm so feel so good right now. Okay, it says dangerous minds. Okay, it
says says they say got to learn but nobody's here to teach me if they can't understand me. How can they reach me? I guess they can't. I guess they won't. I guess they won't. I guess I can't. That's why I know my life is cool. I'm about to please look at the situation they
got. I can never live a normal life. I was raised in the streets so I got to be with too much television watching YouTube. I'm an educated fool with money in my mind. Got the 10 in my hand and the glue in my eye. I'mma look at things
to anger and my homies is down. So don't my anger fool. My homies is down so don't I just I just get into a hot tub with Theo and make
out like a punkard. I love it. one time. I'm not going to lie, I've never heard the white version of that and now I
have. So, thank you. Oh, the Amish version of your Yeah, the Amish version of that song. Putting out the gutter. Milk the cow on Sunday. Soon I'll milk another. Met a on earth. I can't remember. It's been a while since I heard it. I I had a dream. I had a dream. It was really nice.
I like the way you really just said on the record. I didn't say milk me and I say I liked it and I say now we're now we're best friends and and uh milk is for our brother. You can say whatever you want. Saying you're not my kid. You're the milkman's kid.
babies.
Gospel rap. Oh, why are you teasing me, Oliver? I'm a man of the land. I don't do this. I got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin positive right now. This sick flow just pops the top right off the bottle. That was dope. There you go.
Good luck. So the newspaper baby love definitely all kinds of different flavors. We got country. We got like proper Amish. You got to know them. You're making a match up. A live match up. Walk away.
I'm looking at the man in the mirror.
And no message to be any clear. I'm sorry. We still had to add something. It was missing a little bit of beat.
They never count your blessings when you're sitting at
one time Theo One time Theo went on a dating app and he saw a really hot chick and they made a date and then he went to he took her to dinner and then went home, started looking his dick, he pulled on her skirt and she had a wiener. Okay, so I want to say Well, like then you wouldn't be upset. It happened to
everybody before everybody. Welcome to the club. Okay. You know, you're welcome here. I never know story. So, nobody I feel like you have to ask these days because I know some men that are way hotter than me. Like, I look more like a man than they do. And I'm
like, damn, you're hot. All right. You never know guys and stuff like that. They have a relationship for like they want to be business partners and stuff like that. You want to make sure you marry somebody, marry somebody, you're like right the same sexual attraction. That's a good flag.
I put my hand up on your hip when I dip. When I dip, you dip. I put my hand up on your hip. When I dip, you dip. We dip. I put yours down low. That's what Psych is saying. My neck. Like, what are all Rachel?
That's what he's thinking of. Yep. My lick. My back. Well, my smoke, my cigarette, my back, my and my crack. Well, I never said that word. Thanks. Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn.
Get song knew all the songs. You know, you know, you know, he's um what Mary J Blizz Elliot, he he like knows all
these work. Put my thing down, flip it, and reverse
it. It work it. Play that song, your You got a big Let me work it.
What about what about easy e? Give me that nutri.
What about um pop that coochie? Hey, pop that coochie baby. What about he baby? That was such a funny song. You've never heard him play it. Pop the And you know what? Like good on the first like Hey, if guys can I can toss
my coochie, too. We're going to make a song about it. No, we can only sing. We can only do our own songs. I really hope that no one has enough coochie to toss it. That would be an overly stuffed, hastily packed suitcase. That's too much going on. back in the day where it was like they were in bikini. Oh, sing it. Oh, sing it
Janet. I'll know it. I have a song. I have a song. Have a song.
Certified freak. Seven days a week. Wet ass Make that game week. Woo. Now you're Yeah. You with some wet ass Being a bucket and a mop for this wet ass Give me everything you got for this red ass
It just sound like Benjamin Franklin's reciting this to us. Extra hard. Put this right in your face. Swipe your nose like a question every time you say it. Do anything.
Hop on top. I want to ride. I do illegal while it's inside like a my mouth. Look at my eyes. This pussy's wet. Come take a clue. Tie me up. I would like your eyes when you say this. It's going to be serial killer. Let's role play. I want a
disguise. I want you to park that big black big big Mac right between this little garage. Make it clean. Make it clean out in public. Make it see. I didn't cook. I didn't clean. But let me tell you, I got this ring, baby. Okay.
Look at me. Follow me. Ship drip down the side of me. Yeah. Quick, jump out where you got inside of me. inside of this busy. Okay. Yeah. And it says I tell him where to put it. I never tell
him where it has to be. I run down on him for I have a coming for me. Yeah. Talk your Bite your lip. Ask for a car or you ride that dick. Why you ride that dick? You ain't never he already made his mind up
before he came. Now get your bombs and your boobs. Your boots and your coat for this wet puss wet ass He bought a phone. Those little pictures of your wet ass Come here, baby. Pay my tuition. Kiss me for this wet ass Now make it rain if you want to see some
wet ass All right. lyrics.
She be moist as boy. I can't believe even started singing pony by Jen or genuine. Paige, my cat looks just like yours, bro. I got the same cat as you. But we have the same cat. to the very
last. I want to milk that cat. Hold on. What? I want to build my cat. Where's my cat? Hello. Everyone My bestie that I invited. Is he still here? Maybe he should join. You guys
have to be nice to him because he's the he's my best friend and he's dope and he's not I'll be nice to I'll be nice to you. I can't promise to the panel. I can't control him. I already I already warned him. You got to come play. You got to come play on the playground. He plays dead. And when I hit If you
can't survive a gnarly game of grounders, they can't handle it. Justin, come play with us. Join the chat. join the stream. He said, "I'm a hiding. I'mma go hide." No, he won't. He He's No, he's here. He'll do it. He's just I told him to sit on the sidelines and just observe for a bit and get a
feel for it first. Oh god. Joe, we're gonna have to put Joe in the pity seat. Oh, Joe, you're going to need a seat belt, a muzzle, and some water. No, just a pow or what? Why does he need water? guys like the calm down like you
give the children water when they all excited. That's old school as hell, bro. Agree. I agree. That's Yeah, bro. When you're used to going inside for being outside all day and you're water, dude. We weren't even allowed in the house until dark. You drank from the hose. Yeah, I know. Then we let you
in the house, bro. You have to drink from the hose and You drink from the hose and they set snacks and sandwiches on the stairs for you out on the step. My parents were like, "Don't come home till the street lights come on and go play in go play on the freeway."
Bro, I used to go like 12 miles away from my house whenever like on bike whenever I was like free kids. We were free range. be rushing home when your bite before the street light come on. We used to sit on a porch and act like we were there. No, you guys, you remember that commercial that had to come on and you know moms were just lit and wasted and totally out of reality in the
80s because it was like come on at like maybe 8:00, 10 o'clock and it was like do you know where your children are?
bad parents these days. Like as soon as you came in, you had to get the sub. So everybody, I have kids. Oh, I have kids. I better call them in from the out in the dark. Yes. Sitting on the step waiting for you to open the door to come in and replenish their Bro, my dad used to glue my window shut and I would scrape it with a screwdriver.
I was the queen of sneaking out. I feel that. You will not keep me caged in this prison. Yes. And then I would sneak out all the time. Back I used to go out the bathroom window and then come back. And I had a thorn bush of my window. So I had to go to a thorn bush to even get outside.
Yeah. Me too. Yeah. You know what it was like the lengths that we went to to like get to have a good time and to experience I know. I used to go and play like the Atari game. It was like it was Bart Simpson and the Pac-Man and that it's the that brought us joy. It's the that brought us joy
before we became broken damaged and traumatized by That's what it was called. It was called the arcade. We used to sneak off cuz we weren't allowed there alone and we used to take Yeah. Play them damn games. It was like Pac-Man. It was a shooter game. Oh, remember that song, bro? When I
was I would leave my house to be a college party. Oh, college party. That's where you had your fingers. I mean, that's where I'm sorry, Joe. I didn't mean to tell your fingers. The fingers. It was the finger day. Yeah, I was like 14, 15 going to them all the time.
They used to have gloves. Like we could go in under 18. I'm right. I'm going crazy crazy crazy just thinking about you, baby. I'm going crazy crazy crazy just thinking about you lately. Let's go. If you
don't bridge project, I'mma wake up tomorrow morning. Going to hit a dusty road. I'mma find you wherever wherever you may go. I'm
thinking of you or I'm dying in nobody knows you but me. Does anybody murder that? I actually want to leave. I'm not going to leave the stream, but I actually want to leave to hear that song right now. You should uh watch my country.
you, man. I rap to what's that song called? Uh I was project. I don't know. And I'm crumbling inside and nobody knows it but
me. How blue can I get? You can't ask my heart.
But a million words couldn't say I is that too far. That does that I don't know the song so I can't I don't know a million years from now you know I'll be loving Psych
still what I love you psych one I know matter where my heart and soul on the boond dogs. All right.
Boondog. One thing I know, no matter where I go, I'm not as good as I'm homeown
and I need you.
sing earlier. said crazy
ally
psycho with me. Empress Jam I don't know. What' you say? I'm sorry. Psych. What' you say? I don't know if you're in love with me, but these guys right here. Oh, they're in love. They're in in love. I love you. I love you. They're in love. Yes. What's in love? A
lot of love cuz I love you. But they're in love with I think you have a at this point. It's like I think you have a Theo and Joe. You agree to a threesome?
I'm sorry. Got that booty, bro. Wait. Wait. Wait. Let's like talk. He has a guest. Wait, I have the be booty. Hold on. Look at the guest once again. Here we go. What's going on, y'all? How you doing? Hello. Hello. You guys are wonderfully
unhinged. Okay. Well, welcome. Thank you for welcoming in. How are we doing today? Good. We're good. Thanks for asking. We're chilling. Everybody has cool bracelets on. I'm like, you got it, bro. You got to have your garments, right? Where you come from?
Uh, I'm from Toronto, but I'm in Australia right now visiting some family. Yes. Australia. What's it like? Uh, it was raining for the first two weeks I was here, but now it's nice and hot, but it's back to another rainy day. But it's wonderful. It's kind of like Canada with more uh spiders and kangaroos, right? They're really
cute. Actually, yeah, there are a lot, but you don't see very bishop. Do not fight a kangaroo, bro. Out for No, those will knock you the out. I'm not trying to I'm not trying to throw hands with a kangaroo. Yes, I want to see that. I want to see y'all throw hands with a kangaroo. I'm trying to keep my guts in my body for it. I want to see somebody throw
hands with a dude. They got razors on their feet, bro. On their feet. Yep. That's why they kick. They kick to disembal. They got little razors on. So, how did you get Sykes channel? I want to know. I'm just looked up live panels. Yes, Paige. So, you're our her best friend? Yes. Yes.
I've heard of Bishop before. Maybe it was a different bishop, but probably May I ask you a question? Are you Are you open with your sexuality? Like, are you open with your sexuality? Yes. Yeah, you look like Sandman. Do you know your Sandman's twin
or Hold on. Sand. What? Sand. No. No. Be nice. This is Paige's friend. I just I just can't hear. Joe, you're the one saying it's rude. Sam's a good looking man. Why the it's a
compliment? So, Joe say it. Yeah. What did Joe say? Oh, he asked if um stage right now and again you're safe as your sexuality. So Scythe is a gay man and he likes to be entertained by men and and you know in
the strong masculine energy, right? We're just on a show. We're having fun. So what's the craziest or freakiest thing you've done? Maybe you don't want to tell, but like have you ever met up with a trans or have you encountered No, that's not that's not my cup of tea. I'm not going to yuck people's job. Uh but no, no one no one's come. All right.
Have you ever seen two gay men kissing and you just didn't turn your head and you looked at it? I have. You know, I I I'm a I'm a romantic. You know what I'm saying? I don't mind I don't mind people Joe. Don't get jealous, Joe. I don't mind uh people people showing their love. But time and place, you know what I mean? If you're if you're if you're out here, man, straight couple or or or gay couple, if you're out here
eating each other's face in public, I think that's a little weird. You know what I'm saying? There's a time and place for everything. But like cute little pecs here and there, that stuff's great. You know what I'm saying? I'm here for that. But so if your friend, say you're friends with Psych and you meet up with him and he's everyone's having a great time and he just comes over and kisses you on the cheek, would you be okay with that? Uh,
I have a weird thing with my face, so I don't really like anyone getting close to my face. I don't like anyone getting close to my shoulders. I agree. Especially if I'm not going to hug you, but I would just ask because again, I would never I've given my homies forehead kisses before. You know what I'm saying? So,
would you let a ride your face? the
absolutely absolutely absolutely question are you from India sir from India? Me? Yeah. No more wrong. I take offense to that. Are you the boy my love? Yeah. Bishop.
Yay. I There you go. I mixed them. Lovely. I'm in blue. I'm black and white everywhere. No, I swear Peter said tonight I thought large barge. That's
funny. Peter, I swear I didn't see your large mar. Tell them large. You better get high as hell on them. Yeah, we also have a large chat. Really cool. I said large, bro. Stay drinking water,
bro. Look at that thing's bigger than his head. Yeah, man. You got to stay hydrated, right? I say that. Drink water. That high quality H2O fireball shots. I'm going to leave, guys. Oh, man.
No, thank you. It's not the best com. I'm glad you're here. Is that salmon? Hold on. Who are you? I don't think what up. Y papa. I thought was black. Joe, you got to bring it down a little
bit. Okay. Psych. He got to have a break from your volume. Okay. He does. He wants to get in. Okay, let him get into this. He's got company. Calm down, Joe. My I I had a friend named Joe. Rest in peace. We called him Joe Nato cuz he was
a force of nature. What are you cooking for me, P? I would like to steal if you don't mind. That good old wholesome bacon. I'm making parasite strips. Logically, he's like, "I heard the weather's being bad." He's like, "What? What do you mean?" I was like, "I heard a Jade N or
Joe Nato's coming through, so I'm gonna steal that Joe Nato from your uh Sandman. Look, I like that Joe Nato like, "Hey, Syman, the weather's getting really bad. I heard a Joe Nato's coming, bro." He was like, "Oh another tornado."
Five of them tonight. He was uh he was a he was a special guy. I know I know this 81year-old who can outwork me at the gym, but he said he drinks a cup of breast milk every day. But like he has a big family. He has a big family, so they stay having kids. So
he always makes sure he has breast milk. Like he tries to talk him into having breast milk a day keeps the doctor away. Cambodian breast milk. But what about the protein? There's like 20 something kids.
We need some milk from the other end as well. I'm just
saying raw bacon. I I would suggest against that as a texture eater. Maybe we could get someone to do it. Joe, would you eat raw bacon? No, because then I feel like a cannibal eating people. You know what I mean? Like that' be the texture of like biting a piece of ass cheek or something. Well, that's Didn't they say that
like what I like to do? I like to You know why I'm obsessed with ass? Because I don't have one and I get You're always talking about your ass. ass. Assist. You was talking about your ass cheeks last night. Ass. Yeah, that's a banger. Yeah. You know what? You probably got a
decent Maybe, maybe if I do squats. More of it going on in my life, I wouldn't be longing for it. You know, if you do some squats, my ass is not that bad. I I It's not I'm just with you and me. But it's not topnotch either. It's not It's not
It's not grade A flither. So Janet, it's not like no negative selft talk. you're talking about. Hey, you want some That thing's stinging. I don't know what French fries to go with that shake? Oh, see I guess in comparison like Janet is like she's like she's Kardashian like quality
and I'm like Kate Moss quality. Like there's I love I love Kate Moss. I don't know. I'm not a Kardashian means that Yeah, but if she turns sideways, Janet, she's gonna fall. Tell you what I do to I don't want to tell you to Janet.
Bend down further. Hell yeah. That You got muscles in your ass. Yeah, right. Damn, girl. All right, you got to stop burner now. You actually got to stop. I think you're going to point at it. All right. All right. Stop. Calm down, Joe. It was only for Paige and psych.
Nice ass. Ass as ass. Okay, shut up. I was seriously at the very same time. I was just singing that over by the stove. Ass. Now it's Now it's stuck there. Now it's stuck there. It
was actually hilarious how the the vocal stem was like Oh, there we go. Moving through the whole panel earlier. Well, we were asking that question. Let me ask you a question. Let me Is your booty like more lightkinned than your actual skin or the same color?
That's a good question. It is lighter because that's not where the sun shines. So, yeah. question. Repeat the question. I said, "Is her booty lighter than her actual skin?" Like above the I bet yours is. I feel like, you know, it's pretty albino. It lives It lives in
But black girls sometimes it stays the same on Black girls usually have like a white or pink, you know, and white white girls usually have to get their ass all bleached. You know what I mean? Pink. We got brown. Our booty is brown. Booty hole bleaching. Well, if you with a real black
girl pinky brown and our old pink, don't get it up. If you
with what? Who said that? What? I said what? Joe's gonna fly out to meet Psych. You're gonna claim it. You guys are gonna take a bubble bath. Yep. I will when uh when Paige was
shaking her ass, it did look amazing. Let's be honest. Thank you. Oh, she's back. No, Paige. Paige reminds me of like a um a Twitch streamer. Like a young Twitch streamer. She looks young. Explain yourself. What do you mean about that? Explain. Understand. Explain. I
know this blonde that was on Twitch. You look just like this. I don't know. I don't remember her name, so I can't tell you exactly. Maybe you just never women as good looking as face. Maybe No, I've got better looking women than really. God doubt it. I doubt it.
Have you seen me? Well, no. And I don't want to, but I'll tell you right now, I've seen that was a magic trick. Then don't worry about what I You got confidence. love confidence, bro. Learn. You're right. Right. I'm talking too much. You're right. I'm with you, bro. As long as you keep that confidence. Hey,
if you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make that ass clap and jiggle. Mhm. Whole truth. You got to make that clap. Come on. It was clapping. Hello,
bishop. I love you, Bishop. You know that. Yes. I love you too, Gret. He makes my day. I could pull her 100 in. I love you. But she I was just saying she looks good. That's all. And I was Daisy Daisy.
Your roof is really creepy. You know when you make bacon and you really have like this whole idea of like, hey, I'm have breakfast for supper and then you're like, you know what? I'mma have some BLT. Bro, why is like that? Like it just I have to have BLT. We don't have tomatoes and I'm really upset about it. So I think it's going to
ruin the whole experience. So her room is like a pickle right now. As opposed to what? What? What would the roof be? Mine's not like that. Flats up. I meant my roof is angled, but my damn uh my like ceiling is angled. You can
hear me. Psych. This goes out to Psych. Hey, Psych. The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. We we don't even know why to let that burn bowl. Back in the little
bowl. My name is a dumb white guy. A handsome man. You got to admit I would say one through 10. I say I'm like maybe a 13. Maybe a 13 or 14.
You got to have confidence. That's one thing about life. 13. Breaks the scale. What did I miss? I don't know. Did you just hit like 65 bong grips? What happened in 4 seconds while I was gone? You just
really hit the pipe. I'm like, I can't talk. I would. You'd be so easy to take her. You're such a crazy and one who hoot. You'd be such a cheap date. Why don't you her? Psych.
Aren't you by? You're also way too far away for like all of you are so far away. Where you from, Paige? I mean, I'm buy like I said last night, unless you want me to come pick you up on my Buffalo express, you know, on your
uh what do they call them? The things you ride in the snowmobiles. Yeah. And I'll provide you guys all with parkas when you get here. I want to start moccasins. Wait, there ain't no Never mind. I don't want to sound stupid. Well, you know what? You already went halfway. Let's go all the way. Send her.
Send her. You can't do that to me. I need to know now. I need to know. I don't have you guys tolerated. I love you guys much. And I thought about it. I don't care. These are all adults. I don't know if he ever, but he
ever hurt so good. Wait, is there penguins in Canada? So good. feel like you come on st I'm not cringy. We're not cringey. We're just from a different time. Okay. I'm still cool. They're still cool. You're
just young and you don't know any better yet. Exactly. Exactly. When it was cool to be like this was cool when we were younger and we're just a whole vibe and you guys are cooked. You guys say weird You call me big back when I'm not even eating and I'm not even a big back and Oh, you're talking about chat. No, my kid, she's 11
and she called us cringy. Oh, you have 11year-old? Yeah, her name is Grace and she's my I thought you were like my age. Wait, you might be my age. Pardon? I thought you were my age, but then I might be my age. Wait, wait, I'm 34. Oh, you're not that much older than me. 24. That's up. You
I walk the world with him. Please bring your soundtrack tonight. You stop singing. Stop expressing joy. We're going to have a chat. I'm just kidding. All right. How old did you think I was? You said I thought you were like my age, but you're not that much. No. You know why? Because in my family, the women
stop aging. I thought you were like 27. I'm 29 forever. Thank you. Whoever said 28. Yep. 2728. Whoever said that's a real man. Theo. With you, boy. You're like a brother to me. Thank you, brother.
Thank you, man. You can't have cereal before we have when was earlier. And I was thinking in my head like, godamn. Yes. I was like, she then she said she had a kid. So I was like, "Oh, she probably has the whole family or whatever." Once she said she had 11y old kid, I
kind So she obviously don't care about her kid. No, I'm just kidding. I But you She reminds me daddy and I know the way I am. I know I'm
annoying. I talk a lot, but it thinks I really do. I Joe has daddy issues. He got daddy issues. Who got daddy issues? Joe does. Oh yeah. Joe, where's your daddy? Daddy got a cow sleeping. It's What the you mean by daddy? I don't know.
Someone said you had daddy issues. So, I was just asking where your dad's at. I know you probably don't have a dad and I was trying to pick on you. No, my No, no. I was just asking because someone turn my turn. My turn, dirty boy. My turn to talk. I
let you make a joke on me and you my daddy. No, I didn't say it. I didn't say it. Well, I did. I said, "Yeah, that is stir the pot." Stirring the pot. Yes, I'm going back on his That is what this channel apparently after hours is about. It's like tell
after hours. It's just y'all had Alexander in here last night, didn't How did Alexander act last night? Was he crazy? What? Alexander, he I saw he was in here last night. Were you talking to me or
I don't know. Was y'all in here to Alexander? He's a good guy. Please hit the like the
He said milk status for sure. Mil status folk. My favorite TV was red. Bro, if you wouldn't her, you're gay as hell. I do know how to cook her. I know you ain't talking to me I will her with a one. And no offense to gay people. I don't
have no problem with gay people, but I'm just saying if you would her, you gay. She's very good. And nothing wrong with gay people. I know the way I say it's offensive because I'm from a conservative and so I say like seven more times you're selfaware
Jesus keep saying the G word say the G word I'm respect I know I say it bad because of my family bro but I don't mean it like that I'll pull my family up against your family we'll beat the out of your family but Oh yeah right bro you how big my family is. That's not family you're talking about. I don't even have to
bring my family. I just got friends that'll beat up your family. Oh, what are you talking about? And I got plenty family, I got I got 28 customs. You want to die? Cuz I ain't playing no games. If you pull up here, bro, I got people. Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute, guys. He's not here. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're running off guest. You're running off guest. Nope. Not gonna allow it. I know. So, he's not here. Love him when he's not here, too. It's not what you do in his face. What you do when he's not here. So,
don't bring him back. Come on. Bring him back. No, the guy his device did something. But again, I was muted. No worry. They're not allowed to say certain things like illing each other, you know. Oh, I was like I was talking about bacon. I was trying to get your opinion on Well, you like why am I in trouble? No, you
weren't. You're fine. You were on mute when you're talking to your child. We just want to keep your family and your conversation private. So again, it's all about you. I think this is the most PG conversation. And I was like, I better not say bacon on. I was joking around. I do that on all the bacon. Say it like the dog though, uh, Paige when they like
bacon. Bacon. I love bacon. You could cook bacon any time of the day. You can do anything. You could bake bacon and crush it up. Put it on a potato. Janet, I was just with him. I ain't I I know, but that I know. I need to quit doing that. It's something I just said other
things. So again, Paige, we're just gonna put you on mute real quick, girl, because we don't, you know, your privacy is important, darling. We'll just we'll move around here. We'll move around. Bishop is back. Hello. I pressed the back button accidentally. Yeah, I
know. And we need you. All right. Welcome back. And I miss you. And now I wonder why. You know what? I have to meet you again because it's going to sound like my house is lighting on fire with No worries. No worries.
Wait, girl. Cook that bacon, girl. Some of these people put a hole in his head. He a dog. Some of these people ain't wash all day. They didn't cook all day. They didn't sleep all day. None of that. You know what I mean?
I want to grow two lips for you. I want you to plant your two lips on these dick, Am I allowed to bite it? Am I allowed to bite it? Ow. Why do you want to bite, bro? I want to bite it. Bite it with my big old teeth, baby.
Stinky thing out of my face. Why is 30? I'll give you I'll give you back shots in the cornfield. Oh, damn. I bet you would. I bet you would, boy. Damn, Joe. You gonna take back shots in the cornfield? Y'all are No, I was joking. I'm talking about you though.
Christ, but I was joking. What' you say, Joe? I said this nigga's a clown. You hear that? No. Bishop is amazing. He is the milk chocolate. I love you, Janet, but I a love the white chocolate, milk chocolate, and the
dark chocolate. Don't do nobody, Joe. Cuz Joe, your white chocolate has like little chocolate, you know, Oreo cookie. Just saying. Just saying. Joe, what does that even mean? So, what is Joel like? Full Irish? Yeah, he's Irish.
Paige, are you single? Wild. I'm not going to lie. Paige is single or not? Are you single or not? No. Are you talking to me or She's not. She's not. She's not single. Herby now is something. But I got some patience.
She's taken. She's taken. Killing these. Sorry. She's claimed. What have I got? I apologize. That was rude. What if I got a lot of money, Paige? No, I'm just kidding. What about $5,000?
That was funny. She turned the face like, "Well, how much?" I mean, you'd be to think about it for a second, would you not? I said you'd have to find out how much money I got. All right. Well, let me ask you with chaos and like a pretty fab cook bacon. So, with Paige's permission,
we're going to play a little game. Each one of you gentlemen are going to tell Paige what kind of date you would take her on if you only had a wine bottle. A wine bottle. No, no, no. You know what, you guys? This reminds me of this the ICP song, The Needan Game, and like the dating game. No, no. They only get a wine bottle, a piece of chicken, and a
napkin. Janet, I'm only playing this game. I'm only I'm only playing this game if Janet is involved, too, and she gets in because I can't be this. This is psych show. I don't want to tell you about here talking silly. You can pick the three. J, you can pick the three things that they'll have to bring on my date. So, I
picked wine. You picked chicken. No, no. I like this. I like this. And it's just and it's it's just like it's just um it's like it's hypothetic. It's just it's just a game. It's just a game. No one's injured in the game. Do we need to put up the disclaimer? This is for education. All right. So, you get wine, chicken,
and a nap. What type of date would you take? Uh I get I get one of them adult juice boxes of wine. Yeah. Box. one of those big ones with the with the little nipple on it that you press my favorite. We talked about that the other day. That's my best friend. That's great. And uh I probably bring I'd probably bring over some chicken thighs
because you know chicken thigh is the best. After that, I'd probably do like a full roast chicken because I I like that. Um I'm listening. I'm listening. There's two categories with green check marks. Last one is the napkin. Yeah, the napkins. Napkins.
What? Like to clean? Well, you want to put it. I mean, I don't want to tell him. If I tell him, then he'll take it. If I tell him, he'll stay. It's either Well, okay, hold on. If we're talking If it's napkins fingers of the napkins, you could do napkins. Yeah, I'm I'm bringing baby wipes. You know what I'm
saying? Okay. So you'll bring wipe her hand after she eats the chicken with the box wine. I'm loving it. My mouth. All right, Joe. If you're not respectful, you're gonna be disqualified. Chicken up. You understand that? Put me on a psych. Take a look at this
skull, boy. That's a handsome ginger No. I want how many deep is that man? That's what I want to know. Theo through the bag. I should take you to the pool and we should have a good time. We You know, I just thought I got outdoor
cooking. We just hang out there. Well, he said, he said the hard end word against rules. Start feeling funny, then I'll take you upstairs. Girl, you'll wake up hurting, but you know you Yeah. Wait a minute. He got disqualified because he said the hard er and that's against Sykes rules. But then
he was supposed to say the wine, the chicken, and the napkin. You like a big pool. You like a big Can I say something? Can I And who? Joe said the Edward a hard. Oh yeah. Okay, stop. You know what? I get it. You know what? I'd be more offended and everyone else could be too, but if it wasn't Joe that said it like it was too it was I know. It's
Sykes roller cannot say the uh the again guys. I mean me personally I don't appreciate that rule. He's in time with rules or rules. Yeah. And I can see him. He's in timeout. He's good. He's in timeout. I'm not going to mess with his channel. We're being respectful and it's his
rules. Okay. So, he disqualified. Theo didn't come up with the wine and the chicken and the napkin and your friend basically won. So he basically No, I us take you to the pool. We have some wine and some chicken and we have a good time. Yeah. And then after we done with that, we have a drink and you might start feeling a little dizzy, but I'll
take you right up there. Bill Cosby. Straight up. As long as there's as long as there's alcohol and there's fishing and there is like Oh, we going fishing for sure. I love catfishing, girl. I love catfishing. That's I'm pretty low maintenance. If you can make me laugh, you get me a case of beer. I can make you laugh for sure. So I can teach
you golf. We're going to have fun. I like golfing. Behave. Behave. But who? He's not here. He's not here. So we're going to follow. I can see him. He's right here. I can see Psych. He's right now. He's not here.
Calm down, Joe. Please. We're playing a game. Oh, that's Sam. That's Sam. Thank you. All right. So, listen though. Now that she Wait for um Paige to come back. She's going to pick three. I don't know. Paige, I got a lot of
money, a lot of boats, and I can take you. You know what? You know what? Let her speak. She's going to pick three things for Empress. You guys are going to have to pick me on a date with three things. Hold up. Let me say. So, first of all, we didn't really specify any rules as to if I had to go on a date or
just pick one. So, I'm going to say it this way. Y'all have great answers. You're both You're all wonderful men. You all have a lot to offer and you're all you're awesome. So, I mean, any girl would be like, you know what? I'm 34 and I I think you know what? I'm I'm an adult woman. I'm going to be like, you know what? I'm going to be free and wild
for once in my life. I'm going to go on a date. a nice just kind of like a straight date and do all those things with you guys with no Say it again. Say it again. Why the would you test? Why wouldn't you try all the ice cream and then nobody Are you going to pick three things and you're all winners, guys. You
are all winners listening. You're all winners. Eternal farts won't listen. Joe won't listen. Sorry about that. No, Joe has Tourette's. He won't listen. So, everyone won. I thought she said y'all are all weirdos. What the You really weren't listening. No, I said I can't even hear you, dumbass. Unless I'm I'll be back.
Okay, that's that would have been funnier. All right, so she gets to pick. Learn to take a joke. You We are trying to fun. We're joking and having fun. Let's everyone comment. It's Janet's turn. So Janet, now I get to this is all just like this is just hypothetical
entertainment fun and it's see if they can come up with an imagination, Paige. Let them use their imagination like they were children. Use your upstairs brain. Perfect. Why don't you sit on that finger and rotate? We'll do that. We'll do that. Go do that.
All right. Yeah. downstairs. All right, guys. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. We're going to mute and we're going to respect your lady. Joe, we're gonna respect. It's okay. No, no, it's okay. I'm actually We're used to Joe. I have the microphone.
You know what? You really You're really interrupting me. Disruptive. Yeah, I know. All right. Three things, Paige. Three things. I don't need your reason. Don't tell me. Don't tell me cuz it hurts. Don't tell me because it burns.
You know what, Joe? You're honestly super hard to be mad at. And you're just a goofy loving. No, you can't. You can't get mad, girl. You just He would take the punch. Look, he would take the punch. Yo, you know who you remind me of?
Yo, you know who you remind me of? He reminds me of Theo Vaughn. He reminds me of Richard Christie from the Howard, idiot. Completely different ideas. Richard, let's weren't even in the same wheelhouse whatsoever, were we? Okay.
So, we normally look dumb. So, you look at Theo Van. I look at Richard Krissy cuz I'm older. Can we just emulsify them and then everybody go over now? Yeah. I said you remind me of Richard Kirsty, bro. That ain't a bad That ain't That's a compliment. That's a compliment. Yeah. Yes. We're being nice. We're playing
nice. We're trying. We're trying. We've been doing really good since like four o'clock. We really have. Right. Okay. Let me see. Can I say one thing to China? Can you hear me? Leave a message and I call you back. Remember that song? Hold on. Turn it
off. Okay. Turn it off. Said the word like.
I prefer neither, but whatever. I know. It's against Sykes rules though, Bishop. Yeah, for sure. The A is allowed. So, we Yeah, the A is allowed. Nice nails, lady. All right, sing another song, Joe. Joe, sing um I'll turn my
camera. Do you remember, you know the song when it mannequins? Do you remember the song from Mannequins? song by President United States like millions and stuff. Yeah. Remember the lady that turned into a mannequin when she had the necklace
offic Crazy.
Bro, he's crazy, bro. No, this guy is legit crazy, bro. He's one of them football, bro. That be like his This be fighting, bro. What is that? What is that football injury that people get
like to be fair we played the game with Paige so let Paige play the game with Empress it's only fair she said we'll only do it if she can Oh Empress you forgot to uh put yourself in the category maybe we're waiting for Paige guys listen Joe we're waiting for
to give the three things we'll wait for her and Joe. Janette. You want to play a game? Let's play a game. Let's play a game. How about the game take your shirt off? What? Sorry about that. What if her phone started ringing? That'd be so
creepy. Like she had like a creepy creepier. Let's play a game. Her phone just like bro. I'm leaving. Get out of here then, weirdo. That was rude, bro.
Jesus Christ. That came out of nowhere. Never going to happen ever. He said, "Get out of here." Literally been putting it on and giving up a button and your guys' mind. Man, it can name the four horsemen of which which uh the original of excuse
me, of whatever it's called. No, I can't. I'm young, bro. I can't Barry Windom. Remember? Barry Windom. I love history, though. But I just don't know the Yo, you know what's gay? When you have a sexy woman like Paige up here, and I'm talking about Barry Windom. I'll admit that was gay. Go
ahead That was really rude. Go ahead, sweetheart. He called himself gay. I did. I had to I had to cut myself down. I had to Nothing wrong with being a gay what I had to do. It's funny to do what? Look at her. Hey, tell you right now, bush. Oh, she I'm glad she left.
But you know what? Look at me, boy. Stop. You look like No offense. No offense. I thought I was going to say we can't even get to the second part of the game. I never heard of that before. What you talking about the game? Rolling down the Y'all didn't let her speak. Man, now I'm
on frozen. I just learned English yesterday. I just learned English. I just learned English yesterday. That's what I said. How are you doing? The way I talk. I always hate the people that judge the way I talk. Like you don't like the way I talk. Black people,
we love out of my Get the out of my vocal range. You know, like the way I talk cuz I'mma talk the way I talk, mother. Hell yeah. I'mma talk the way I talk and I'mma walk it like I walk
walk about you, Janet. That's what I like about Janet. Tik Tok, I'm trying to give you a compliment, Janet. I like I like Janet cuz she walks. You don't even know her name. It's Janette. It's Janet, you dumbass. Oh, it is you guys are It'saisha.
Jania. Oh, I get why you would take Janette over that. Janisha. That's not a name. Yeah. All right, y'all. It was a pleasure being here. Stay blessed. Thank you for coming. Appreciate you. Come again. Okay. Oh, I can't help it. Some blessings. I'll try. I'll try and come
through when you guys are less. It's always different. So, come. It's
always peace out, brother. Peace. Stay safe, everyone. Stay black. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah, it was nice to meet you, too, Joe. You do you do remember you do remind me of my friend Joe which is but with a heart of gold. I didn't want to see him in full
screen actually. Now I hate you too. Good night. Thank you for coming. Oh, Measer doesn't like you Bishop. No, he said I'm good with having him on the screen. Don't misread what he said, darling.
What is that? What do you interpret that that means? He liked looking at his face. No, he said he's good with having him on string. Like when you say I'm good, that means like you don't want that. Well, Maser's talking. He says like you if someone asks you if you want something, you're like I'm good. I'm
good on that. That means you don't want it. That means he's saying I'm good on having his face on the screen. That mean that's your interpretation of it, Major. Am I right? Cuz that's how we talk around here. If you say I'm good on something, that means you don't want it. Like you be like you wanted to smoke. Thank you for coming.
All right. Any last words? Cuz we're going to shut it down. Oh, damn. We got to shut down. Damn. I thought join and shut down after it dies down. So, is there any last words? Um, Theo, uh, I want to tell everybody I love you and have a great night and most importantly, just stay yourself, be
yourself, and people will accept you for who you are. Stay blessed. God bless you. Salute. Salute. That's all I got to say. All right.
You're gonna stay here with me so I can end it. I don't know. Okay. Well, we're not going to stay together, so you can just, you know. Okay, I'll leave. Yeah. Touching the button. I mean, but uh Oh, wait. He said something. He did. He said something. He said, "If I'm good on
something, that means I I'm good with something, I smash. No, he said I pass. It says if I'm good on something, that means I pass. If I'm good with something, I smash. So good. He said I'm good with You're not listening. He said
I'm good with So if he says I'm good with, he's he means I smash. If he said I'm good. No, look at the words he said, sweetheart. Look what he said. You have to read it, sweetie. Oh, I got you. I got you. I get you. Gosh, you got See, I misinterpret that Well, I'm trying
to help you, but you're for you're not listening honey. All right. Thank you, Mason, for clearing that up. And everyone, y'all have a good night. Um, again, uh, Joe, we're we're gonna end once again. Nice to meet you guys. All right, you're in the Hey, Redhead. Redhead. Wait, wait, let me talk to Red.
Hey Joe. Go to talk your is I only got two beers left. Let's at least listen to me. All right, guys. Help you out.
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