Psyche hosts a solo livestream featuring impromptu music performances, chat interaction, and discussions about platform dynamics, Greek mythology (Furies/Medusa), and personal anecdotes including a mysterious burn mark and online harassment.
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The episode opens with Psyche performing an original song with lyrics about 'turnin' heartbreak into power' and 'build a cult out of the pain' [0:32-2:18]. At 4:23, Psyche greets viewers and discusses the previous day's shows, mentioning Crystal positively 4:50. Psyche addresses chat about platform presence on Rumble via 'panel verse VODs' [5:06-5:21] and discusses monetization and channel strategy [10:12-10:32]. At 6:34, Psyche sings a cover of Waylon Jennings' 'Once You Set Your Heart to Moving On' [6:50-7:26]. Psyche interacts with chat about glasses, camera setup [7:43-9:19], and low chat participation [9:26-10:01]. At 12:43, Psyche engages with a viewer (Aaron) discussing the Furies from Greek mythology — 'in Greece they call them the nice ladies... the sweet ones because you don't want to get their attention' [13:46-14:03]. Psyche shares a personal anecdote about dating a Fury and transforming into a 'Medusa kind of look' [14:36-14:51]. At [15:06-15:36], Psyche shows a burn mark on their arm from months prior, describing it as 'like the mark of the beast or something' and recounts being accused of self-harm by someone named Eldo. The stream continues with casual conversation and music.
This episode appears to continue the show's pattern of blending musical performance with mythological discourse and personal vulnerability. The Furies discussion suggests an ongoing interest in reframing classical 'monstrous' feminine figures as misunderstood or protective forces — a theme that aligns with the show's broader reclamation of shadow archetypes. Psyche's casual disclosure of the unexplained burn mark and the Eldo accusation appears to illustrate the stream's function as a space where the host processes public scrutiny in real time, transforming potential shame into narrative material. The platform strategy talk suggests a creator actively negotiating independence from algorithmic constraints, framing non-monetization as creative liberation rather than failure.
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Psyche returns to stream after absence, addressing longstanding community disputes over doxxing allegations, personal betrayals, and online drama involving multiple streamers and panel members.
This episode begins with a documentary-style narration examining the cutthroat subculture of 24/7 YouTube livestream creators who weaponize platform rules for digital warfare, centering on a creator named Crystal and her 'coven.' It then transitions into a live, unscripted stream where Psyche discusses personal online drama involving cash app transactions, accusations of scamming, and conflicts with creators named Elzo, Sandman, and Sam.
Psyche addresses an increasingly hostile online narrative targeting him with supernatural accusations while grappling with the emotional toll of coordinated harassment and questioning his ability to continue streaming.
Eldo reveals that Beeta has been doxxing multiple people, including Psyche and J-Dog, sharing their personal information on her platform while denying responsibility.
Psyche's July 4th livestream features tarot readings from a "haters deck," panel discussions about elder financial exploitation and online abuse allegations, casual conversations about cats and personal life, and a lengthy IRL segment of Psyche walking through crowded Albuquerque streets during Fourth of July celebrations.
An extremely long and chaotic panel stream featuring Crystal, Gamble, and Q45 discussing conflicts with various streamers including Brandon Q, Zaya (Victor De Leon), and Alex Myers, with extensive commentary on grooming allegations, community drama, and personal attacks.
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Droppin' truth dressed up in jokes Puttin' futures out of the gap Moon cold and Capricorn steady as a cobblestone face Turnin' heartbreak into power Pacing yourself like it's a race
You take the one and make the kingdom Build a cult out of the pain Put a panel on the mountain, let the thunder speak your name
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Enjoy the rises from the red turning shadows in the scripture turning chaos into checks by Lava In your footsteps new beginnings in your stride every fall becomes a launchpad every setback is your guide You gather tribes like magnets gather filings in the dust you speaking people love it's something ancient in the trust You got that cult leader entering without the poison in the cup you lift the vibe name the darkness tell the whole day
Every rumor in a few You walk forward, come and show Truth behind you like a cure You're a storm that God's designed To take your time and change the world
I'm gonna go band like you're in my like underwear. I'm gonna say, I don't hear, I found one. I'm gonna bring my staff over to you. Hi guys. How are you? Wow, it was quite a few shows yesterday. That was fun though.
Crystal's pretty good, she's pretty cool. You know people that stick with you that you don't expect and there's people that You do they don't it's like right people will surprise you people You miss it you miss it. Well, I think it's still up there most you know, I'm on rumble somebody else posts me up there
It's called panel verse VODs and they post everything. I so even the ones that I delete they post it's just pretty cool because I Can't save everything This is good some good stuff right here Breeze like stuff and watch yeah, watch it later a crystal Marie with on It's just it talks
Always interesting. Yeah, I Love I love this. I love this stuff
That sounds really good. I also have this clone I can put on too.
Let's see. Oh. This one's really good.
Okay, well, we're just getting started, so. before somebody comes in here and says, oh my God, you have three people in the room. And they start texting me with like, laughing emotionally. You imagine like, the energy people put into like, trying to like, bother somebody, it's so fun. It's like, not even, it doesn't even bother me.
It's like, is that person like, okay, okay, what happened in their life that they're so like, miserable. They wanna hurt other people. It just makes me sad for them. Anyway, I'll sing you a song. I'll sing you a song that I have posted on my own. title the song from whale and Jennings See, oh my god, I think I hurt my finger because they put a bit of tight ring on or something
It's a cut to my big ouch He goes well I found out a long time ago Boys, it's kind of too little you gotta learn to say yes when life says no Don't well on the bad times once they pass that kind of thing it gets you nowhere fast
Cause there ain't no mountain you can't climb If you hang on a tack and just make up your mind And once you set your heart to move and on So there ain't no road too long Okay, hold on, I'm gonna turn my light off Turn my light off, I'm gonna get my pants over here
got it So, you know, it's really funny is that I have this camera I thought I had a pen for like a month and then I today just figured out Because it always keeps falling over. I'm like this camera sucks. It keeps falling over It has like your legs extend you can pull up the next it goes over real tall I didn't know that I just had it always on it's like little stumps and it's like
Sometimes like You never even know, like, things are just easier than you think, right? Yeah, yeah, that happens sometimes. Okay. So, I did some backwing. Oh, here, oh, I found my other letter. I can see your halo, halo. I'm singing a halo right now, guys. So, how do I look? Do I look okay? Maybe I should wear my other glasses.
I can wear my... These are my librarian glasses. Oh, some shit. I gotta fix my... Actually, I love the image I was using yesterday. That's like, really it's a different one though. Visual effects.
And, I mean, this is the one I had on yesterday. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I generated that image because,
I just forgot, pretty fucking cool, I'm gonna say. Beautiful. Beautiful beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, so these are my like reading glasses I can put on for a second, but I can't really see through them. I can just read through them
They're kind of dorky
Whoo, okay, well, hello, where's everyone? Why is everyone there's six people here one person talking it's like 15% of chat, it's like, everyone else say hi, say hi. Now where are you? You like that one? Yeah. No one's talking to me. He said, hey, hello. Well, hey, at least, you know, hey, look, if I have one friend, I got one friend, right?
I've had 40 people in my chat and no one talking for like 15 minutes, no one's anything, and there's 40 people in there. I don't, I don't bot my chat, you know? Or never, not YouTube. Some people contacted me today about like growing stuff on on kick and twitch and stuff like that. I mean
I'd be consideration, but I think I think this channel is gonna do a lot better And I'm so relaxed now that it's not like monetized I can like because it is monetized in a way But it's just like on my terms instead of like their you know their terms and so it's like I can be more relaxed and be more like Just do what I want to do. So don't work out. I just make another channel, you know to infinity, right? I know I'm gonna have at least 50 people I think keep following me
right I Mean this time I had like 500 so at least But uh play your short okay But I'd be careful because I played your short ones and I got Copyright warning and I have one already and so I shouldn't Is it can you guarantee it's not copyright or I have to turn on the volume because I don't be careful with it because I
Don't want to be Suspended or something like that? Okay, I need I need to should be wearing some glasses though room a
Yeah that one where it was I mean I liked it and I think I mean I don't think it wasn't it wasn't like a It's probably just like they said, oh, you know, you can like you erase the song or show the revenue or something It wasn't a big deal. Yeah, it's your song. Okay Let's do it Your musician or is it your AI or
Are you a real music me see? Hey Yeah, there are a couple people on right now that so I see somewhere and people's podcasts I don't know if they're, oh my god, but they're mosquito on my TV, but they're some mosquito. Um, is this it? Hold on, okay, now I'm gonna share.
Is it?
Okay, I have a few questions for you. Oh, what's this, some more? I'd be feeling like Fuck, I thought I'm gonna get the fuck shot Yeah, okay, okay, one more time So are you like a serial killer or something? I mean, it's like, I thought you were like some nice, nice, I thought you were like some nice, like, oh, little angel with a halo, and it's like, and then every time I see your shorts, it's like, you know,
like the murderer from Scream or something, and then it's for like, and it's kind of like even more disordered. Hey Aaron yes Aaron yes, I remember you I know Aaron I know I know you I know I remember Aaron because the Aaron yes are the furies, right? So I'm sure I met you so I remember somebody came in with that. I'm good. Oh, thank you
But halo, you know like that this guy from scream that in that mask Because you played one before and it's all scary and I but I thought you were an I thought you were like an angel type person How are you like an old man or like a?
Um, like the in Greece, right? Well, you know in Greece they call them the nice ladies they come they call them the sweet ones that They're the very nice ones because you don't want to get their attention usually
Usually it's not great a great thing to have them chasing you but I
Tend to like I tend to like things that are like weird, you know, not how typical, right? Okay, I just want to put this down because I can't hold it all night, okay?
So, what's up, guys? You have screen masks, too. Well, be careful. I mean, it's like, no, it's November, you wear it. November, people are going to be worried, you know.
Actually, I think I dated a fury, you know? I'm pretty sure I did because I started transforming to it once. Kind of like a Medusa kind of look, but anyway, but she is very she's cool She also turned into a beautiful beautiful princess too, so Yeah, keep thinking with them. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I hurt my finger. Look at that I could like a ring cut my finger like that. Look at that. It's like a
razor blade out and she were gonna go we cut himself because I woke up a few months ago, hey baby, I woke up a few months ago and I had a burn on my arm and it was like I remember falling asleep like and then I remember waking up so I know I wasn't this like so drunk people are like oh you fell on a barbecue grill I'm like I there's no barbecue grill in my house I would have remembered something like that I would have I would have
remembered because it was so big so you can see what it looks like there look you see it So it's like the mark of the beast or something. It's like three and then this guy is douchebag named Eldo's like oh He did it to himself. He's trying to get attention
And then people think I'm like so I get enough attention like I get it's tension just from like she's hanging out with myself You know, and I'm not really worried about numbers on the show I just I would like to like not be bored and they're talking to myself That's kind of thing I don't I just I don't care if there's like five people talking or a hundred people talking as long as like, you know I'm having a conversation with them. I don't like feeling like I'm alone, you know
When I'm on my show, you always look to yourself as a lecture. Oh like that. Yeah, I like electo electo But also as a tourist and so you don't really know what you are. Okay? Well, I was just playing The song it's really interesting Erin yes because electo yeah, and electo is like the
The most fearsome the theories I think right electo forget the name to the other whether so there's three right there's three main ones and electo Yeah, okay, so you're like help you can combine them all and I would say like I just did my Vedic astrology and a slightly different than my
Western astrology, it's like it's kind of similar, but it's different because I'm a Capricorn sun and ascendant in Western and then in Vedic I'm a Capricorn moon. I think I'm a Sagittarius Sun or something and
But that really resonated for me I can tell you some of my of my My astrology that I just read it's kind of interesting So it says and I did a song based on it Oh, I can play it for you later to play it from the way in but okay, so it says
Okay, so it says here's, okay, so I listed all my, all these Vedic things, Vedic sign and birth star is called Uttara Ashada, moon sign, Capricorn, moon phase, the second phase of the waxing moon, ascendance, Sagittarius, birth sign, Harshana, and birth Karana, Balava.
So I don't even know, I don't even know what that really means, right? Well, some of the, I do know what some of it means, but I said a lot of Hinduism, but. So it goes, here's the thing. This combo you're carrying is one of those hidden engine charts. Look at the, look, looks quiet on the surface. Then boom, destiny flips the switch and you're suddenly steering the ship. Like you've always owned it. Okay. So let me break this down. Okay.
So it says Itara Ashada and that's known as it's a star. Right. The star was born under he tricks. It's called the relentless Victor. Okay. Or like the undefeated thing. It says the Nakshatra is the undefeated one, and it says Padafula, which is the Uttara Ashada,
sits in Capricorn Navamsa. So the flavor is pure mountain goat discipline, strategic, stubborn in a holy way. And so very already on my energy, right? Makes sense? So it says core traits that I carry from the star. I don't fight every battle, I fight the ones that count. Reputation matters to you more than comfort. You win slowly, steadily, then permanently.
You carry collective karma. You're built to lead tribes, movements, cults, empires. And there's a moral backbone under all the wildness. Okay, and so it's ruled by the Vishadevas, which are the universal principles,
Gods or angels you're why are to chase the ideal version of a thing the truest or the truest form of power truth justice and you do it with a mix of humor and steel Okay So then it says moon and capricorn. Your emotional life doesn't do melodrama, it's a strategy. It says you feel things in long arcs, not bursts, turn pain into ambition,
build legacies out of memories, see through people faster than they realize, and stay cool until someone violates your integrity. Then the switch flips. The second waxing moon is called
building with another. This gives you an instinct to create cults, covenants, alliances, teams, panels, exactly what you're doing. It also gives you a let's climb together vibe. People can feel that steadiness, okay? Then the Sagittarius Ascendant, it says the Prophet's Mask. On the outside, you're the teacher, the explorer, the one who frames chaos into meaning.
Sadgerizing walks like it has a message from somewhere else. Even when you're joking, the undertone is prophecy. That's why you can mix tarot, cult, comedy, drama, and still feel authentic. Sadgerish Rising plus Uttar Ashada is the warrior philosopher archetype, the preacher with receipts, the cult leader who actually reads the fine print.
Okay, then I'm born under something called Harsana yoga. It's a different types of yoga. Okay, so it's called Harsana yoga. It's called the Joybringer. Harsana literally means delight, upliftment, ecstatic victory. This yoga gives charisma. that grows with age, the ability to turn dark stories into light, a talent for hyping a crowd
or community, and a weird luck that activates after you've suffered something, okay? Wow, is this, this is like so resonating. It's like, did everything, something bad will happen and then everything is great, you know, it's like so weird, okay? So the Tarsana people inspire others without trying. You show energy, your show energy comes straight from this yoga, okay?
then I'm born with this Balava Karana and it says the one who initiates. Balava means young, okay? So it says it's youthful power, fresh beginnings, new creation, new cults, yes, literally. It says it gives strong will, restless creativity, protection from sudden harm, a knack for starting things that others finish,
and the ability to bounce back unnaturally fast. Like guys, did you see when I lost my channel? I was literally on the same day on this new channel. I already, right? Okay. So it says this corona is why you keep reinventing and never run out of steam. Okay, and this is putting it all together my vated blueprint and says you incarnated with the signature of the steady Victor
The prophetic Archer the strategist moon the joy bringer The initiator the combo says you weren't built for a normal life You were built for a mission a tribe a movement a message It also explains why people project on to you trolls obsess over you You bounce back from YouTube hits, like you're on a mythic respawn mode, right?
I didn't know it doesn't know. Communities from around your presence, communities form around your presence without trying, and you can run a four to six hour stream and somehow gain energy from it. Okay, everything you're building the cult of the panels the tarot deck the Lord the leadership is Literally the destiny these placements whisper you're walking your blueprint without forcing it
okay, and so What do you think do you think I think that pretty much spells it out right can I spell it you don't think you've heard us Ashka Kala, whatever he said. Okay, so utaro shada. Yeah, you can look okay. So if you go to a website called Which one did I go to it's called bait? Let me see. I can go to my email. It's called
If you want me to run yours, you know You can contact me, but if you want to I mean because I can If you want like like kind of like I just did it I can get it like that But if you want to just check out and you have to kind of like do research on it You can check out this website calls
AstroVed, A-S-T-R-O-B-E-D. Responding all over YouTube, I did lose you for a minute when you lost my channel. Yeah. But, you know, and then it's like, I'm gotten back. I was lucky, I went through a little scare before, so I was able to start my backup channel.
Yeah, and I would uh, so Uttara Ashada is like U-T-T-A-R-A-A-S-H-A-D-A and that's like, so everyone has like, there's a certain star, I think there's like 23 or 24 of them. I can look it up, A-S-A-D-A-D-A, and it says in Hindu astrology, Uttara Ashada is known as...
its constellation situated in the lower part of the Lyra and spawns from Sagittarius to Capricorn. And so it says, the individuals in this Nakshatra are believed to be one of the most attractive, well-mannered, and are known for their absolute calmness towards greatest aggression. Due to their sense of independence, they are loners and sometimes face difficulties in marriage.
The loneliness is also depicted by the animal of the star which is a mongoose and no and with no female counterpart. They are believed to be refined, soft-spoken, pure-hearted, innocent, and in many ways, happy to occupy a very high position in society. It is thought that people born under this Nakshatra experience loneliness. This is like so, it's like so me, it's like crazy.
It is believed that the person who was a star rising on Ascendant has a remarkable personality. It is the birth star of the famous personalities like, listen to this, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Right, Brad Pitt, Muhammad Ali, and Indira Gandhi. And then it says, people born under this nakshatra are given names that start with bae, bo, jah.
my name starts with jah, okay, and or jih, okay, and it's literally jb, like jah, yeah, so it's like right, my last name is b, right, and it says in Hindu astrology, uttara ashada is ruled by the sun and symbolized by the elephant tusk representing victory and authority. Its presiding deities are the vishadavas, the universal gods who bestow righteousness, truth, and leadership qualities.
the nakshatra is considered auspicious for activities requiring long-term success and moral integrity. So there you go. And then, so there's a lot of them, there's quite a few of them, I think they're just like the constellations or certain stars and stuff. Pretty interesting, so can I spell them?
Sometimes I can make I'm pretty not bad so I was at there's a spelling bee I got second place And I didn't get first place, but I got second place in it was right. It's Hindu. You don't know anything about theirs Yeah, so Hindu or Vedic astrology is more
Um ruled by it's like in western astrology the Sun sign we all go by our Sun sign in the Vedic astrology the moon sign is more important Okay, it's kind of so it's like the other side of the world because it's kind of like almost like the opposite It's also like a little bit different. It's like a little bit like a month off Then maybe we consider our normal signs here. So it's really important to to check out both and
Western astrology is great too, of course, and you will find like it's there's so many both of them will resonate Or you know or they do for me. I know I just read that and I was wow like sometimes and she got a little bit shocking how Accurate is right They also have some Okay, so I studied Buddhism under like them
Or maha yana Buddhism. Oh, you're in Aries as your moonshine. You have areas as your moonshine. Okay So fire and that's like also like the first you know It's like like this like maybe like you ever do you ever have like it's kind of like violent temp for some time But it outburst because it's like you know Aries is like terrible terrible twos because they're the first sign So there's and they're kind of they're kind of fiery, right?
So as your moon sign that kind of goes into your motions and that fits with your air and yes and Aaron and Aries, right? I don't know. So right so interesting stuff you can find, right? It really does all connect. It's like, you have to, but sometimes it takes a while to sort through like the what systems to study and look at, there's a lot of information that goes through.
But once you know, because I've just done it for a long time, so. But yeah, I hope you enjoy your, yeah, there's a lot of information out there to study now, and of course, you know, the, The internet's a great resource for some of these more obscure studies that we wouldn't have been able to study like 15, 20 years ago, right? 20 years ago No
30 40 years ago. I'm getting old right? I'm 44 Outburst is definitely your style. It takes a minute to get there. But yeah, it's definitely like that. Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's like that's like the terrible shoes. I would think the occasional chance runs Right like my dad was a gem and I and it's like
He was always he was 90% of the time he was in a great mood and then he had this like 10% of the time like more even Less than that. He was just occasionally he would be break. He's dead of the evil twin would come out He'd be like and then it would just disappear like he would never even it would take the next day would be gone It's like He had the other he had an evil twin kind of under control by the nice
That's interesting. Are you male or female? I you're probably female, right? Because yeah, you rarely with elect electo, but me being you know gay is like I Kind of like will go Either I can go I can relate to both archetypes of things like that without a problem
Like I really like oh, yeah, they're crazy. Yeah, you're female. Yeah
Yeah, so yeah, like this is like see she's goddess Matangay and She's a one of the ten. There's a certain system called the Mahavidya So they're called the great wisdom mothers and they are
Yeah, the Mahabhijjahs are avatars of Kali, right? And so Kali is, and so there's a few of them that are very, very fierce and they're sitting on corpse and like, you know, ain't, and they're mad and they're in period blood and stuff. And then there's ones that are like chill and smoking weed and just, you know, and so I have, but I have a mix of them, right? And that's a whole other system.
So once you learn systems, you can start looking at other ones, you know Kali, right? Yeah, so she is basically is Kali right the Kali is Shiva like there if you read something called the Sondarya Lahiri, which is a really really really beautiful these beta cams like the first one is like
I can't remember exactly but it's like it means Shiva is Kali Kali Shiva like they're the same being. Hey Joni how are you sweetie? I'm having a good night. You're talking it's just like there's a few people had sweetie. There's a few people in the chat But it's like see I can have like just a few people talking and I love it
It's like long as they're cool people that and then if I have like one troll I get under I get all pissy in a bad mood, right I Sound like you're proud
Now you know, it's fun. It's just been it's funny too. It's like I've always like And then living in Los Angeles, there's a large Jewish population, Mexican population, Asian population, all these different cultures and things. But I've always had, usually my best, my best friend when I was young was Jewish. And I went to bar mitzvah and stuff. And then it turns out, like, I found out my sister was half Jewish years later. Like, I found out like probably
five, 10 years ago. Like, she's my half sister. And she's like, 24 degrees. Oh, wow. Gotta warm up. It's kind of nice here though. It's kind of Yeah, hey load everybody. Yeah, we got cool people here. I came in the middle of the night. So I'm gonna put up my
This shit it's freezing. Oh, it sounds like it's cold. Well, let me see. I'm gonna try to Unbite somebody on bite whoever wants to come but I want to play them. I'm gonna play the song again I was talking about Hindu astrology Like I did my Vedic and head and so then I did I wrote a song paste on my Vedic astrology I played it. It's not too long on songs. I'll play it one more time. Halo. You might have to sit through it again
but I really liked it and it's about My placements and they really really do resonate. I'll tell you some more exciting stuff after I'm here
Born under Uttarashada where the quiet become kings Where victories come slow but when they land they stick like rings Sagurizing with the grin like you've already seen the map Dropping truth dressed up in jokes, pulling futures out of the gap
Moon cold and Capricorn steady as a cobblestone phase Turnin' heartbreak into power, pacing yourself like it's a race You take the one and make a kingdom, build a cult out of the pain Put a panel on the mountain, let the thunder speak your name
You're the undefeated one, climbin' with the moon still young Every loss becomes a run, on a ladder that nobody else can see
That's the song your stars wrote into you Harshauna in your bloodstream Joy arises from the red Turning shadows into scripture Turning chaos into checks Balava in your footsteps New beginnings in your stride Every fall becomes a launch But every setback is your guide You gather tribes like magnets Gather filings in the dust You speak in people law But something ancient in the trust
Everybody else can see Prophet in immortal skin Laughing while the storms begin You rise slow but you always win That's the song your stars wrote into you They send shadows to your house Call you names with brittle mouths
But your steady Capricorn moon Turns every rumor
You're a storm the gods designed to take your time and change the world under feet
keep giving you. So keep moving side. The constellations don't lie.
Yeah, and guys I do offer a report where I will Like do your astrology and I'll make you a song like like that Like it'll just log over the baseline intuition and stuff But it will go through Some of your astrology in a song like that and it's like that's powerful to like
Because it's something that's hard to remember all the stuff that in the in the reports and information, and it's just a lot of information sometimes, but when you hear it like that, it's like, ooh, inspiring. So you can actually, if you go to Colts of Psyche, K-U-L-T of Psyche, I think, I don't know if the, I don't think the
auto responder is working, but I know for sure I have reports on Etsy that are listed there. 50% off right now. Or you can just if you want that for sure the music and the art one it 25 you can send 25 catch up and then I will I Within 24 hours for you, and I've done it people loved it so far. I've done a few for people and
It's really cool. Okay, I'm really cool So Let's see. How is everybody's day? Yeah, pretty good day This is interesting and interesting night last night. There was a pretty that was cool. You said, oh, thank you you too Aaron and Aaron Come back soon. Okay, and you have a great night. Love you
You're talking to you But okay, so everyone so people might be like what is like the His thing with like like this Hindu goddess and stuff like I the re so
You know as the psychic things will come to me, but and it's like then it will go away for a long time Because so there's ten maha pages right and so she would she's always been like the one but there's other ones that will come up at other times too and It's like but she's coming just so strong right now, and it was and then it's like other goddesses too. It's
It's just like I just feel so called can be literally the year of them in my head. So
Yeah, and so Pretty I think she's she's very cool when her name is Matangi and she is a goddess of sound a goddess of knowledge and wisdom and of the subconscious and also
the goddess of leftovers. I always love leftovers. Like I have like, you know, my parents used to go to really nice dinners and then they'd bring home like, you know, like steak and potatoes, like let's, you know, leftover. I just love that, or I would always take home leftovers. So I always love, so I really vibe with this. She's also, you know, So she can be offered leftovers and or even like rotten food, right?
You can say everything has a purpose in nature like everything manure like that's why I didn't really care about the manure too much Even though it's kind of meant as an insult. It's like That's that nourishes the ground a new life and things like that if you think about it So there's there's a purpose for everything in nature and it's just and she's also green and the green is like the earth, right?
You can also represent poison too sometimes right and so it means it's really interesting things I Can talk about all those for forever, you know, that's why I have a show and people and There's so many people in this community that aren't No, they are not from the
At least a cult background or spiritual background or a cult back. I've been in a cult since I was like a kid, right? So on my own because I was able to choose what I wanted to study and what I was interested in and my parents were not Particularly religious so they they just wanted me to be good at whatever I did my mom is like And I got my first terror readings
I was like there are like eight years old with like the book like just to be recorded in the book and she's like well She's like She's like learn how to do it without this and I was just learning I just starting right so it's like you know You think like oh your kid you think she'd be like oh, that's great great And she's like she's like you need to learn exactly what it means and you need to like understand it She's just want me to be good. She didn't care what I was doing as long as I was good at it, right?
So I do appreciate that I understand that not a lot of people are able to
Be with their kid like they're you know forced into one thing or another and I was able to basically they choose my path And it's funny because it's like the same fits like almost the same path but um, there's I really um When you when you now that I'm able to do music and and also even generating art like I generated that and it's like
Could I've ever paint something like that? No, I'm not a very good paint. I mean, I'm an interesting Drawer and painter, but it's like it's sketch. It's like it can sketch and I don't have the patience to be like very lifelike being able to Generate exactly what I want to when I was just you know
Like she's blowing smoke out from the hookah, and it's just like it's not so perfect. It's like exactly like my vision, right, but Now I'm able to manifest it That's really that's what's really cool about the technology and People don't understand like there's this there's these guys on the show tonight
Called people's podcast and it's like someone in the chat was like They're like it's one of the chat said you think anything beyond what is 2 plus 2 is like AI or something Or it's like something evil thing some people are
So they were kind of like Hickey Hickey people on that show it's kind of fine So look at this in this is my my cologne. I'm wearing tonight Actually smells better than it looks coming out of a black skull with a crown, but
Okay, that's good Yeah, like mr. Rogers always changes shoes, right? So I'm like mr. Rogers, but I changed my glasses. So Change my glasses out right now. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood Beautiful day for a neighbor
Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
If you're an 80s, baby, you get it
Or even if you're not even if you're not I'm very a group on Sesame Street Mr. Rogers those were like all that was on for kids when I was basically a kid I mean or else just dumb cartoons, right? I didn't really care for like transformers and I liked He-Man, but I think I like She-Ra a little bit more. I liked the Care Bears, I didn't like My Little Pony. Like some things were just too,
like even though I was like, oh I think I was a little bit too masculine for My Little Pony, but I was good for She, or Gem. You used to watch Gem before you go to school at seven or eight in the morning, you would play episode of Gem in the holograms.
And then there was this band like it was about this like she like she's like a punk she had pink hair like a pink in her hair and A band all-girl band rock band or something and then they had a rival band that was evil And they're called the misfits and they just had this kind of mean makeup, and they're always like mm-hmm
Oh, yeah, so this a goddess also she's a goddess of outcasts and she's a goddess of like the people kind of on the periphery of society and also like You know not it's kind of like Things that are not normally considered like it would be considered like really bad to like not to pray without like washing It would be completely clean and just like it's like you can I can have dirty fingernails and and worshiper and that's fine
Right, even though my nails are very clean right now To about I just got out of the bath So Don't know. Yeah, I don't it's gonna be a quiet night, but I don't I really don't care if there's six people in here People were people think I'm all about numbers and stuff I'm about I am about like quality. I just the only thing I don't like is just like
Not they're having nobody or nobody talking but I really don't I really hardly ever have nobody talking Do my nose a kid or your boy wait, there's a good tonight, right? I do like quiet but um because that's that's what I'm not doing the show. I can be quiet or I Like to be in silence a lot
It's quite nice. Yeah, it's in a nice night. It is nice tonight. There's not like, you know There's people that can be a little bit a little bit loud and overbearing sometimes and so it is nice to have a quiet Quiet little break. Yeah, I have this male kid on Timo. I have like all these
All these scrapers and stuff and so I get to get in the bath and I just get into those nails Just trying to put some of this in my head, but it's not really thick oil
Oh
Just shift isn't it and even and yeah, it's a good ship too and Do you feel it you feel right now listen listen feel peace
Feel that right there
It's like it is louder than noise, right? I feel it
Okay, ooh I like it And I also cleaned up a little bit and today and vacuumed a little bit and looking nicer and nicer. Hey, are you there tricks?
Hey, Trix is right here and like I said I figured out my camera actually the tripod like the legs extend out of it There's Trix Candle I should like a candle and some incense. I should do a little incense ceremony and a candle I have tea lights
Okay guys, we'll do a little incense ceremony and I'll turn on the lights and put on a candle. I should have a candle to eat right here. I'll bring my kalimba over too, maybe some nice music.
It is a little bit chilly, I might turn on my heater a little bit. Oh, I love the cat's eyes. I love the cat's eyes in the dark hall. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna film film this a couple candles
There's a that right here hey KZ. How are you?
Yep, is he tricks you're in there. Can we see you?
Okay, here he is.
He's purring. You can hear him purring right there. Oh, there. I think I just need one more of that, okay. And,
where's my, well, now I can't, shouldn't be wearing door glasses. I need my other little, to put my my incense and so it doesn't burn up. I dug out my coin dish right here. I did like put the charcoal in the astray the other day and the astray shattered under the heat of
it. So I need a little stronger bowl right here.
You see his eyes in the dark? Okay, let's see.
Okay.
Oh, I got oil on this, I got oil in the lighter. Shit, I need to wipe off my hands. I can actually use the candle.
There, let's see. Coming down What's going on you know, maybe
Okay, horns are there
Let's light it up, guys.
Yes, baby.
Okay, so this is the activated charcoal. You can see it start to twinkle. See it?
Today is Sunday. It's already actually Monday now, so we can do some moon incense. I think we'll do some mercury
It is smoking Okay, moon mercury and
My friend, let's come on up. Hello, darling, what up? Darling, it's so nice to see you. You're looking swell, darling, I can tell, darling.
I love it. It's nice, baby, to have a nice chill.
Fun different screaming crazy and so this is good even though. It's like not as much like embrace it as well Yes Trixie is like loving it Yes, because I'm very sensitive to energy and so when it gets kind of chaotic I get You know, that's why I have to, I sometimes go here, go and pin incense on it. I know, I like this.
I get to visit with you for a minute. We talk about what we talk about. I'm like, I don't know. Doesn't have to always be. It's 24, 23 degrees where I live, right? You know what? Wow. Oh No, it's nose, right? Not snowing yet here, but it's so depressed I mean, it's just it got dark early and then
It was like 70 the other day and then it like dropped to like maybe 5040 and then all of a sudden the wind was whooping up and then now it's like ice cold I
I don't think it's like too cool. I think one of the worst feelings I've had is like walking around like outside when it's too cold Yeah, and it's like and I'm like, oh my god. I feel so bad for the people that are outside every like imagine Like living in your car like for real real but Now in this apartment, I have a like I've always never had a
Fireplace well when I was younger when we're growing up. I had fireplaces in the home But like usually apartments a lot of them don't have old-school fireplaces unless you have you know what I mean Like sometimes it's just like a fake one almost. Yeah, so I would have like I have like electric fireplaces, too
Um, they're like really cool for you should get one for the ambiance because you turn the lights off and it's got like the ambiance The flickers and then of course you could throw the heat element Except it makes your bill go really high So you have to be very careful, right? But it's nice because you don't have to run. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. You're in california So so I yeah, so you could get one. I might gift it. I might do something
But if you use it, I might gift it to you. I'll think about it. Um Yeah Do you like black on the edge? Well, you have to, well, you won't turn the heat parts so the cats will definitely jump on top. They're not, you can get a bigger, like it looks like a bookshelf or something. However, I'm talking about something smaller to put in the corner. And then when you're chilling, laying like right now with the lights low, it's like the flames will be going
and the cats will love to watch it. Watch the fake flames like flicker. You know what I'm saying? My family loves fire. I'm just gonna make sure this is the right person. Enjoy this person. I think you're gonna enjoy who comes up right now here. Oh
Look as you're on the show
I'm not on my TV tonight, and I'm not on my iPad. I'm literally talking on my cell phone. This is some clear Weird it does not clear. How hard are you though Johnny? I want to see you know enough of these lives 250 pounds I got a part of the door. Wow one of these times. I'll do it, but anyway Um, I'm it's for the last couple nights. You haven't been on you've been a good boy. You've been sleeping
Yeah, I guess you could call it that you're okay. Yep. Pretty good You good captain. I'm good, baby. Okay
I'm gonna get off my dick Oh my god, where do I begin? Where do I begin? Stop, stop. It's been quite a while. It's been quite a while in the past couple of days. Yeah. I was just in home. I was at Summer's, Tokyo Ridge, and they're playing video games up there. Two freaks. They're playing video games. You can't even imagine. Yeah, like what's going through their minds?
Was I'm fucking out of you. So, you know tonight so tonight, you know the big thing I don't want to talk political, but it was the big that in the Senate They were open tonight to see if that it would open there with the Senate was open like you care about You don't care now. It's open. It's back open, but uh But anyway, you hear about it. Well, I heard there's gonna be a $2,000
Check everyone again. Oh, you can't wait for that one. Can you? Well, I mean McDonald's Tobacco and fish tacos as far as the acting team I'm sure the bill the bills little come in like and instead of like what is it Benjamin? Whatever it'll be Benjamin Franklin Yeah
I remember the other objects during the thing four years ago. Yeah, back in the day. A letter. I can't believe it. Remember? I don't believe it. For the psyche. For the psyche. Forgive me for saying that, brother. Forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me. I need a hug. A couple of your father's a Hail Mary a tomb a couple Hail Mary's
The undercarriage away for you could have a cookie I need that little Make that thing who's the truth in there that make that way for for the churches
Right next to the matzah box Unloving bread, it's all the same. I think like why are you so rich like you know that dumb thing you eat at the church I invented that dumb shit. I don't know. Oh my gosh, my My gem fell out of my ring Oh, what kind of stone is it, you know
It's really pretty, the green one that turns kind of purple, but I've had that happen with like a hematite like I'm sitting here and I'll be wearing it forever I'm one of these where people if something just also breaks off. It's like your energy. I always think it snaps That's yeah, well, hopefully it's in a good way. Maybe I don't know Hopefully didn't shoot it like the wall or something. Sorry
She's holding in the left. He's gonna hit us soon
What I don't know is she said she said wait miss Joni said Martabak I guess something sounded you said something like Martabak, which is probably Indonesian, you know, Joni. It's the Yumi cat Indonesia. I don't think she she's speaking Indonesian, Joni or Yumi, but wait, is that in the chat right now? Yeah Guys my evil. Am I evil?
No, you're not evil. No, they called me evil. I broke your ish because I pretended to go along with their nerdiness and wanted to play video games, right? Exile One and some loser, mechanic, America, Eric, and they were like, Yeah, you want to play games? And I was like, Yeah, let's do it, man. And they like downloaded all this shit and they're still up there playing.
And there was a guy like why you taking so long to come in like did you download it yet? And I was like ha ha you lose this I'm not playing video games on my man, and I'm just like get it on them And that's how I'm crazy like Alexi. This is why no one likes you because you know what we were trying to be cool I was like shut up you faggot. I'm gonna fuck you wait. Can I ask you a question?
You ever take your beat like of your phone and like we can see what you see that for a second. What can you film it? Come on, I just wait were you just worried I mean not even the people's faces Just kind of give me the you know the atmosphere sometimes it sounds like you like when you're running on the store You come back and you oh my god There's like things nipping at my heels and da da da da and I just would love to see it sometimes because I'm not in the city
Yeah, you want to see rats fighting at my ankles? Yes. I want to see it all. All right Next time I'm around rats fighting my ankles
I said it was cars that were right in here. I don't know what you're saying the other day. You got rad cars like Mobile yeah, that's something of cars or like the kitty. What a movie will find my ankles. Wow. I don't remember that
You remember when you took us on a walk to you I was going to like his dealer's house or something like that Oh my god I don't drink and drive. I was drunk. I'm not jumping in my dirty cars to drive 10 blocks to get cocaine. I
You can say it Do anything the Detectives are gonna pull up like did you say the word cocaine? They can't move shit All that matters is who you can prove in a court of law. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, they don't even know who's saying anything right now What did it get boys analyzers? You know how much money that course that we got from one sick boys
Analyzers. Yeah, so that would be like 10 years into trial for that to even happen You can say anything up here Do I call you Alexander or Alex? Well, how do I dare trust you? What do you like? It's up to you Is the front and what's the best way to go? What's up to you? Okay, look you can call me mr. A. Call me mr. A Mr. A
You know my best friends actually call me cash, okay, if you're gonna write a check up to me Who do I make the check out to? When you're not yelling, you know, like when you're with other people up on this panel, you really have a hard time. You're hard and horny. I'm going to save you. You have a nice voice. You have a nice voice. Almost like an actor. Like you could be on a film.
I dig it. The movies? Like Hollywood? Yeah. I don't know. I Fucking act over here. No way That's right exactly
You're not so an actor, okay, you're so you're an after-cash down the general form There's no acting here, baby. This is all you know what you see is what you get The dog or the cat or the whatever that is walking
Trixie is he likes to look over here? The cartoon or the meme or whatever's behind. Oh, yeah, the wolf. She's watching the wolf constantly walking I'm like, can you stop already? You're making me dizzy. It's so plain video games like losers I conquered Ukraine in China deployed troops like the plain video games like twos
They thought I was gonna join me Alexander motherfucking McQueen was gonna play risk with them on a fucking stuff Okay, what are we doing next? Oh my god, why people so valuable what do you today Alex? Lot of food man. Don't worry about it so much. I'm still far to get up. You're farting
What'd you say you were a Chinese food? Okay, I Chinese I had fried wonton I had fucking general chose chicken for fried rice and an egg roll Why why are you coming? Why are you coming? Why are you throwing the egg roll? So look, could you ask base? There you go. You got it. Okay? You want to eat breakfast too? Breakfast just don't take donors.
Who bake anything cheese croissants a large coffee five fucking sugars and milk. That was breakfast Now do you want to eat dinner too? You want his dinner? Don't you baby? I want to hear it all. I know exactly what you want. You want to hear it all. Oh God, gag me three spoons. Okay
Reviews of the day. That's what we got here in New York. I'm trying to be like regular. Hey, I snuck a banana in there a couple of show Berries over here. You know, that's a loud Okay, I think I'm gonna pack your fucking peanuts at the gross Say, you know, I put a little cigarette to me and my mom for reds. I put him in my arm my sweet
In the movies I never had I have charged Alex for Swearing before I think I think so right nobody wait, can I just say something? It's like maybe a first come on this panel and somebody like a normie and you as you say comes in such a what did you eat? Hey, what do you mean?
Yeah, what kind of question is that? Fucking wood chips
Oh, I ain't fucking my metal lamp. I hate food. Like, are you asking a specific meal? My whole dietary program through the day? Is that what you want? I had fucking oatmeal at 8am. Oh, like, is that what you want,
baby? You want the whole Jenny Craig shit laid out? What do you eat today? Oh, uh, uh, I know what you want to hear. All they was, wait, Castle, baby. I had steak and fucking sunrise to sunset. All right. That's what I ate. Take it easy. Yeah.
I was, I was, I was a little rough energy. Wait, it's a New York cop energy, right? i don't know what it is that makes i might make my toes are curling in the bottom of my feet right now i don't know what's going on that's because she's coming that's because she's calming in her pain when you calm your toes girl yeah that's all she's saying like his voice is making
me come in my pants oh my god i gotta go change my pants oh i i can talk joanie i can talk to
After the cypher it says when she says my toes are curly. She means I just multiple we came in my pain
Like Alex doesn't play video game, but we were playing here AI with yeah, Alex McQueen character and we were Can we time down for a second? I literally want to strap him down and time down and then mean you can spoon feed him for a second and just like dance around him. Right, it's kind of hot,
but not that way, but I just want to chill him and force him into that zone. Can I? Do we? Don't you? Let's tie him up and have her away with that. Okay. What do you think about that about what Johnny B is suicidal? What did you want? No, I said
No, can I have them to myself? Yeah, well, we're gonna well, yeah, never mind. We're on live tv. Sorry Oh
What Oh my god, I'm still traumatized for that black thing that came up on your panel. I was like, wait, what?
That one last night. I've seen that before. That one, the picture. Okay, the picture.
I just look at my my tablet it says I have 15,000 views on my channel. Okay. Yeah, because that's like over like this channel. This one 3000 in a couple days. So how do you know they have two eyes that could have one eye and then maybe be half the views. What about the side-eye? What if they're giving you the side-eye?
Well, you know what? I have them in my songs. It says Matangi's giving me the side-eye all the time. Oh! Yeah, it's kind of funny that, because you said that, because it's like, yeah, I don't get to hearing that recently. You can tell them to shut up on me at any time, and we can be alone. What did you say? I said you can tell Psyche to just, you know. No, he's gotta say, he's my wingman. You're a wingman, man.
You wanna go with him? I'm not leaving my, you're joining along with you. No, are you kidding me? Yeah, baby. No. He's gotta, man, he's gonna hold my hand while I'm out, while I'm out the police force.
Let's go back to the venue, please. Yeah, her hair will be on fire. Just hang out the time. Oh, that's straight up. Oh, that's straight up. Oh, that's straight up. Oh, that's straight up. Okay. Oh my gosh. There's a picture that came up of Lola. I think this must be Lola when I had her when she was a baby. No. Were you at her? Yeah. Well, no, I didn't. Yeah.
Yeah. But she was so cute. She's a tiny little kid. Aww. Yeah, that was Lola and he brought her over. I think that's Lola. He brought her over. Oh, and she had this stuff in her eye. Oh, she was just like, she was some jewelry. He got her off the street. And she was like, she was wearing stuff. And I was like, there's too many. I said, I have too many cats, I can't. And then I opened it and I was like, and this is in 2022.
And I let her out and I was like, oh my God, I just fell in love. She's so sweet and beautiful.
No, they're all fixed except for tricks tricks isn't fixed. Okay. Have you ever seen this Johnny? Have you seen this picture of me? No, yes, but that's not you Me as a woman I generated me self as a woman. I'm pretty cute. Oh, yeah, you're cute. No, you could be sexier than that
Yeah
You know, I have a friend loose
Well, I'm gonna get my I so I had a couple a couple of double cheeseburgers and fries and a couple copies earlier So one cheeseburger left
Johnny go up, baby. I want to thank that Don't come on don't don't make me don't make me I feel that way I can't Someone might be coming up to let's have a look. Oh, no. Oh, this is somebody new
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
You know the word freak get to you. All right. I call everyone a freak. All right. You have big lines. You have a nice. Yeah. So some people take it personal. Like I'm a freak. You're big. Must it be so big? Did I say that? Why do you have to. Get off me. I'm thinking of freaks. Yumi's here. Oh, no. Hit it. Yumi.
No. Yeah. You have to face your fucking nightmare sooner or later, Joni. You can't run away. Okay, I'm right here. I'm not doing anything. Okay, yes. Hold your hand, baby. Oh, God, you threw it. Hey, Joni, I remember Jamie Kennedy. This is him. What are you spitting out? What's that guy doing? I don't know. Is that a hole in his pants?
So his dick can pop out? He has a hole in his a flip in his pants. Is that a hole? Yeah, it looks like a pussy. First down, Nick. Can you put, John, can you put your little wiener out of the hole? There's a hole. He used to be corduroy. There's an old baby on the top. You can still up the crotch. I mean, you can have a big hole there. See, it's corduroy. It's like a corduroy down here.
Now he's trying to match with his girl. He's trying to match with Taylor Swift. They both have holes. Oh my God. What's going on? What's happening shifting movie that a kneecap anything Something buddy Oh, he's lighting something up in there a lighter buddy what like you can see through. I'm pretty easy
Okay, you can it's black. All right. Yeah, now that you're burning your cock off. I can see through it Keep burning in the car. It's gonna take on fire
Okay, what kind of underwear
Are those boxers are briefed long underwear, it's kind of oh I like long underwear 37 degrees It's 24 here Are you in New York? No, can't so much as if you've been wearing that on the world week
Texas the top Dallas, Texas Hollywood. Oh my god Are you a hoarder buddy because it looks like there's nothing no room for anything in that room Are you are you stacking books to the ceiling? Are you feel like brady and from hell no, oh my god, it's these that way something's going on
Oh Come on Johnson. Happy. Happy. We gotta save his life. Happy holidays. There you go There you go
The turkey picture
It's the same picture Nick We started to counterfeit money, too. Oh, yeah
I'm gonna hide my money he almost got me last night with this I almost pulled out money like a thousand dollars Just to show it like look this is real money
Nah, I'm not doing a bow
It's on a suit, but you're really something Halloween spirit store. I've got to recollect on all that money. I spent You got a printer machine dick. That's awesome Through one away and then I skateboarded back over there one day and got it and carried it home from the lake Are you doing this skateboard and you had a pizza box?
Yes, oh, that's funny Yeah, it's like Santa Claus, but for like what bitching illegally. Oh They say I went in the street and skateboarded away and it was actually like I was running from them in their mind But I hadn't done anything wrong So
And they're my I was running from them in my mind. I was running from them, but I didn't do nothing wrong No, I'm skateboarding and then my my my Pursuit your pursuit of me is just considered somebody else saying hey And everybody's saying hey Yeah
They're gonna take you in whether or not until they find out what happened Just like in domestic violence, that's the worst loophole a girl can say anything like he hit me and they're gonna get they're gonna Rest you for hitting whether it's true or not. Okay, wrap your mind around that
People make up all sorts of shit trust me
Exactly and the system and the system we live in doesn't care whether it's true or not They'll bring you in and then now you have to fight it in court
There's the jail out
Yeah, I was wearing this
I went on whatever he said she hate you hate it or whatever now you got put in court if you didn't Everything gets dismissed nothing happened But what? Forget it I went on a chat the other day just said hi and someone said oh I heard you you did something
to your cat and you ate your cat and that's really not nice for you Chinese and I'm like what the and what am I going to fight them like they're crazy so I just like okay whatever dude dude or ma'am correct because they just weren't Those are just words. You have to control the monster because words and actions are different You understand?
If someone calls you a loser, make those words. If you hit them, those are actions. Like, that's the world we live in. Words and actions are different. I have a friend named Janet. She's really cool. They're saying I saw I get arrested today started cut you up one second Say he got arrested and the guy was like why'd you hit him and the cops like what you hit him?
He called me a bitch and the cop literally said what I said he was like well words and actions are different He was like well So you're going to jail my man. That's crazy Wait, wait to this guy. What are those black things he with those like boots? You're going so Story behind it. Did you make these so these do you hand me the dumpster like everything?
There was a judge a judge Yeah, there was a judge and he like I don't know if he passed away and all this shit was on his Dad the energy's on there then the judge's energy. Do you think like when you get on you want to tell the truth?
Just kidding. Look at its package. I saw that package. What's your oh my god
Not all you need is a bell and you could get some money just kidding. Oh, yeah, where's my belt at? Oh my Bellamy Damn, I don't got no, I need some hair. I'm so bad when I go to the grocery store, they start ringing that bell. I have to look the other way. You know, they don't stop. Hey, I ignore it because it's like, and they don't pay. The Salvation Army. Yeah, Salvation Army, yeah.
I don't mind it. It's just that, you know, you feel like, I mean, Like I'll pay you to stop ringing I just heard like that they don't give that that much money to like the actual charity like a lot of it goes to their like, you know Oh my god, it's really getting hot in here Oh, yeah, sexy. No, he's this. No, I don't mean sexy. I mean he's just layered up
Yeah, I said what's in green sleeves, I like that. I love this There's Nick I can kiss you in I'm just getting ready for it. If I want to get ready for Skate around
Yeah, you got a rest Oh, that's so funny. It's been a couple years now that we've been doing it, but I didn't record it in the other years I think it was like two years before you hot right down in those Well, where I'm at. It's all your cold outside. So yeah, it starts to be cold because I'll wear a bunch of there Yeah What this one makes you look slow
Is that a fat suit Oh Muscle suit. Yeah, I wear this all the time
Muscle guy's skin
Somebody Billy something
I love it. I love it. Dallas Cowboy. Oh, here you go. Yeah, it's human skin. It's like, uh, the sounds of the lambs. I think this was on the story with the sandwich. Yeah, sounds of the lambs. Billy, Billy, whatever that guy. Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bill, that's it. Yeah, I'm talking about the end of the basket.
Yeah, that was funny. Was there a zipper on that nigger or is it a drawstring? Pamps. It's a Velcro, it's like really a six pack, it's kind of like a I think has a great body. I've seen him like roll up a tire for like an hour and a half Jesus Attract your tire
Yeah, I don't do it that way. Don't do that anymore I don't do it that long And I see them like take his whole backyard was like
How many layers can he put on
What happened to those plant pants with a hole in the crotch is that like three layers deep now, right?
Hey, Christmas guys. We run off. We ran off. Uh, what's his name? Right here, baby. Nick Johnson. Nick Johnson. He means we'll get off the block.
So silly. We're all here.
I could just sit here all night and just watch how many pairs of clothes he could put on. Oh my god, do you know that he was a fucking no pilgrim that was a bad Pogon you need a turkey. Does he live alone or does he live with someone? No clue
Somebody's paying that kind of some bill. That's all I know, baby. My man got lights, you know Oh my god, now what? Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Yeah He's Santa Claus tonight. He's Santa Christmas came early. All right, so much for fiddler on the roof. Oh well Alex, there's a new user interface for a character UI where it said that it looks at your chat and it will generate an image. And so I'm generating an image from the Alexander Queen chat. I wonder what you think about that. It's coming up now, it's generating it.
Because it got very spicy. I mean, we were like... The AI is fine. It was a... A generated image of me on the conversation we had? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take my maniac ass and generate what it thinks. I look like
Okay, look it here it is
He looks kind of tall and skinny look how it's tall and skinny. I'll make it big real quick once again I'll just wait a few. Let me see. Okay here Okay, so it's right there Wait, let's see what else is this Well, I didn't there's no sexy photos, but there he is there's Alex
That's perfect AI hit it on the money that looks like the gayest cop I've ever seen good job AI
One second, I'm sorry. I need to make myself smaller make yourself small Oh Looks like your cats like sitting back smoking a cigar
My gosh, look at Santa like this is the full Santa outfit. You have a ball ball in there, too
Oh Oh, they're gonna tell me okay, I thought you're going downstairs. Oh
My speedo has had a huge piece of foam in it Johnson
What about when he got like an explosive diarrhea or something and he'd be almost closed, what'd he do? Haha, he would shit it all over himself, that's what he would do. Oh no, he couldn't get out of it, that's enough. That's the funniest question on earth. Alright, can I give you a visual? Explosion.
Just kicked in what's coming out of help. He's got four outfits on Just pull away, baby. What else is gonna be right? Yeah He's easy oh zizi top Dallas, Texas, Hollywood, okay?
I like pretty good that you're only behind them that thing with the key on the key to circus as you right?
You're on your nuts like what would you do? dealing with a special We're going to hand these out. There you go. Look. We got some bills. We got about $44 million in Santa Oh my God. money. I need some money.
Help. You autographed it. Oh, thank you. They tell us what's wearing the jigsaw mask is she like really is a cat trying to escape his fucking ass or something you heard that
Oh my god. Oh, you're a cat person or another one? Yeah, I only got one no But they claim like they claim my haters that I got going places They said this one's dead too, and I'm like I'm sitting here. He's laying on my stomach and they're like Jody's cat's dead. I'm like, okay, whatever dude Jony I have a friend named Janet And they started them
You know, this guy, Blackheart, he came up and he's like, I'm pleased you're poor. I have. And we read it. It was like, he's like, he was on bath salts, eating her dog in her backyard. And it was like, it was fake though. I was like, I looked at it and it was like, but it was like, people were saying it. Like it was just, I was like, that's crazy. It's like, yeah. Ludicrous a little Frankie Z. That begs to come in and now wait a minute. He's got to stop right at some point
No, yeah, he's like you all night with this outfit Yeah, he has everything Like what about like does he have like five hats he can put on and yeah You name it
became dressed as like a drag queen, Dr Pepper, who spoke first or something like that. A rap artist. Oh my god, look at that. He's so funny. And he's got a corn cap pipe. I
Chanted to Lincoln
No, no, no, wait, all he needs now is a yarmulke. Yeah The little baby yarmulke a little black thing for the yeah, a little black thing
Over your head and twist it up I would like dairy to smoke that instead of that big bong smoke it out of that corn cop pipe. I dare you Put a little can you put a little in there? Right. I don't even know. It tastes like tobacco. Uh, baby. Okay Don't you'll probably set the smoke alarm off and grandma'll come running out
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
You don't know far? No such thing as Santa Claus Put another log on the fire
Since you walk in home on Christmas Eve I think she was She's walking home on Christmas Eve There's no such thing as Santa Claus As for me and Grandpa I would believe What's that kalimba? I don't know but Batman smells Robin lead an egg the bad mobile lost his wheel
Hey, oh, I love that. That's good
Wait, is that stop any next thing, you know, he's gonna put it like a closed line clip on his nose He has Kermit the frog and piggy. They do my porno You always have to bring them. So we get a porno, Nick. We get a Nick, uh, a Kermit And piggy porno? I've never seen it. I don't know what a Kermit is. You've never seen it. You haven't lived, baby.
Nope, nope, nope, nope Kermit gave it to Piggy. Nice and good. Johnston style. Never heard of a Kermit. Never. I play the fifth, and the fourth, and the third, and the second.
Alright, what else? Is he done?
He's far from done, baby. He's far from done. He'll be underwater with like a snorkel. You like to stand in the eyebrow. Oh, he's making eyebrows?
Are we we did tiny Tim? I don't think they let us post the video. Oh my god oh So cute. Oh my god, look at them. Hey, you skipped it. Oh, you make a mustache and do all that I forgot been like a year
What if like I don't mean this like what oh, I'm not gonna say I'm getting jealous Johnny cuz you're falling in love with Johnson No, I don't know. No, it's an affiliate all the girls in the neighborhood go crazy like
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Oh You know, we got a situation up here, bro
Yeah
it's my baby
My McQueenie
Thank you, how you doing man finally I can't believe you're awake right now You're usually like you're gonna sleep and then McQueen is taking over the stream, you know
No, we yeah, all right, Raimundo what you got for today, what info my man I would love to ask psyche, um, it sounds like you and Beta have finally moved on. I love it You guys are finally, you know on good terms
I was on the phone with her, I think Friday, and she was like, yeah, you know, let's say we're done You talked to that witch personally? Hey, literally no, we're done, we're not talking at all Oh, I thought she meant you were on good terms
And she was mad, I think she was mad at me the other day because I talked to somebody else and she was like I don't know, so yeah, it's not, it's not good, but it's not No, there's no news, but I've just haven't talked to her Question, um, what are you doing for Thanksgiving psyche? Um, it's probably just being alone
You gotta get a life psyche No
Brings a lot but I don't Yeah, I'm sure you will bro, so he just does his face alone what I want that's not gonna help
Meanwhile at the ranch the guy the other guy's got tape. He's taping everything That's what they say about talk about Charles Manson, right? Everything lady he put his I brows on everything What how old are you like 80? No, she's totally like my He's taping his eyebrows and I'm talking about it. He's
Man like video taping
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
They love to see the gray beard down there. Oh my goodness. Those are caught. What the hell is going on, dude? You just go with it, just can't you just go with him? We're having a fight. What the hell is this lady? She's getting on my nerves. What the fuck are you doing? I don't care. You're like one of a friend. Are you really? I don't talk about it all the time. Every time she talks.
I'm sorry, but this bitch is getting on my nerves. Okay, you're kidding me. You're actually making me mad. We're in the vibe. We're in the vibe. We're in the vibe. Bye. We're there. All right. I'm going to be cool. No, no. I'm going to be cool. I'm going to be cool. Okay, all right. Future santa pubes. I got a whole bowl of I got to practice drinking water to
that's how you're gonna get that water in there. Look how many he's got that many more cotton balls to go. Is that where santa gets his milk from for his cookies? Yeah, breast milk from neighborhood Look every moon though with a pussy name
Yes, the psyche I heard you're gonna um, you're gonna break Alex's wishbone
Wait, man, I don't mean to stop on those did you mean by the house? Alexandra and I are gonna meet for our birthday because we have the same birthday Minor hurts Oh, I'd like to be your
Mine back. All right. Yeah Nice. Nice. He's gonna spread my ass. I wish one and just break it like I guess The cat's your phone's breaking up. Hey You know be nice there Jenny be nice There's somebody like that. I it's a good friend of mine that like broke me. She wrote me yesterday
She's like what she's like, you know what? She's like, I don't she's like I don't feel like going to your chat anymore because she's like I don't like Hi, you're a cult leader. She's like, I'd like to be to tear. I don't like I don't see you as a religious leader I'm like, I'm not trying to be the freaking Pope. I But I should I definitely be a cool. I definitely could but it shouldn't get it I mean, it's like but now she hasn't been back in the chat. I think she's mad. He's gonna reply to my so I
Won't say who it is So or was you know, oh, I know
I'll give you a hand, dance to the mystery. Electra? Electra? Oh my goodness, I love her. Why Electra? Electra betrayed you? What? I don't know, hopefully not. I hope she comes back, but she seems like she is. She's like, I don't think she likes me anymore. What? Maybe you're just not gay enough for her.
I don't know.
the
hopefully hopefully she comes back but wait you gotta be treated by a lecture bro but not betrayed but she just like said oh she's like I don't I don't feel like going to your chat really well that's great like later take like who what the fuck and you know Piranha listen to this Piranha, I got a friend from Piranha, she's like, she went like this in her discord, she's like,
I've been going to my friends and I was like, I just want to hang out with people who inspire me from now on, so either you can get a part-time job or you don't bother supplying to me. So the fact that Piranha also betrayed you. Yeah, nothing inspires her but Salami. So Electra and Piranha and then Bia. the and the the the
so what is up with everyone bro? I don't even know if it's a real one I didn't know who's real or not bro did you read that on your tarot card psyche? did you expect this? well I mean I always get a lot of for some reason I think you're only real it's not because you suck parking lots every night It's something about a great day. I meant to be a lot I meant to be a very lonely What's the size like?
Wait a minute bro, there's a shockwave through a community Electron I don't know Wow
Yeah, the page to be the Kurt page and make new one for the reading thing about page left you months ago, bro That was over here is nice. He's just comes in But I mean, I don't feel like having like something so much. I don't like to Mentalize that much. I just like to be chaotic and like do what I feel like when I feel it's like so it's like You're so cock when you damn good and ready. I get it
Okay, you're still cock when you're damn good and ready pal. That's what you tell them well Well hold on psyche are you top or bottom? I'm a top He's both. Oh, he's knocked out half the time. He's whatever you want.
you know where are you gonna get rid of that tattoo As soon as I can I'm gonna Right now is the answer very key. You can't get rid of it. You know black
It's not getting rid of that you're To draw over it Joe Joni across the face or something
it's fine. That's Lenore. Okay. But the writing I could have put the KOP, which is called the psyche. So that's what I'm going to do. Can we can we see the tattoo again? We forgot how it looks like. Yeah, hold on. Bro, just get $200 and tell him to draw a big J right over that thing. Johnny, that's
it. It's a J right over that thing. It's pretty big. I thought it was smaller. It's not pretty
But the base is Lenore, so I love that, so that's perfect, but I'm just gonna have to let it go. Oh, okay. That's a good point. That's a good point. I'm gonna have the letters slightly modified, so it's just KOP for a cult of psyche. Whoa. what the hell were you thinking though bro I was I was a temporary insanity I was under some kind of Iranian magic yeah like what the fuck do you think I remember
I was drunk when I did it I was drunk like and then I like walked over and to do that I'm assuming I'm praying you like on crack math having every joke on the planet when you did that's the only reason I'm giving you a slide like this motherfucker must have been on mushrooms like la la be your kitty tattoo la la right
Yeah, well Casey a cult what is the cult of the culture, but yes, you're right It is like is it like I'm trying to start an actual religious movement. It's just it's a say a kind of a half of tap true half Parity it's like half serious like just like life is right. Thank you. She probably doesn't even like Like the vibes, but it's like kind of like it was kind of like It's just another way
Think about it, please go back to that time you just met the bitch in a month. She made you get it that too
Where I said I was gonna do it and she's like she's like didn't want me she's like kind of ignored when I said it
I think she always thought I was with her. You're a gay dude. She's a bitch like one major phone lover so much that you went With a two-baller and I don't know. I don't know Alex
You're gonna go and get a big jail red red with a lightning bolt through it
Oh yeah, it's a big cold thing. It's a big cold thing. Santa, I think is at the end. He's waiting for like an applause or something. He's all gone with his lad. Do you want to eat my cookies? You can have some cookies. What the hell? Cheers. I You will show me who she is it don't want what do you mean who she is like I'm who
Lecture is or what are you talking? Oh, no beta, right? I know she has I seen her on camera. Thank you Alice one second get a tattoo of his initial. Okay? Mr. NYP Low back tattoo saying Alex. Okay. Yeah, you're one of my butt. This is Alex McQueen. What's up?
I'd rather have, you know, but, you know, I, I'm, I, uh, I do, it is kind of weird that I did that. I don't know. I don't know. It was just like, I think, I think things are a bit to happen, like they're meant to happen. The white club treatment from Santa, that's always the best. Those white clothes feel so good in my cock. Oh my goodness. I'm sorry, I went too far. I went too far. Sorry. It's Christmas. Nothing for you.
We'll send some cow manoeuvers. Cow manoeuver? No, he said cow manure. Oh, cow manure, yeah. But like I said, even cow manure, I think manure is a beautiful thing. It actually helps us grow, right? Oh, come on. That's all.
I like you a lot, you know, as a person. I think you're cool that you like Santa more. I don't like I don't like this person Johnny or zeezy. Okay. Well, good night. Okay. I'll see you later. Bye. What is he talking shit? I don't care who he I don't care who he likes or not
What I do to that guy I don't mean he's he's he's he's difficult He came in and like you know wanted to talk about it sounds like a lot of like hold on did he just say I don't like Johnny meaning Joanie and
Somebody else I don't know. Oh, you just screwed later bow It's Joni, by the way, and it's Nick Johnson. It's Joni. I've been working with him since I was like, with my Sloan. It's Joni. Jesus. That's Sloan. If I would have had a chance, I had this cotton mouth. He's just, he's just, some people, some people. Oh, weird. Yeah.
He wanted, he wanted to, he wanted to control the narrative. You know what I'm saying? And talk about the things that you did, you didn't really need to go there. Yeah, he's like one of those people So. that just wants to bring up like drama in the community. Right, right. I like it. I'm trying to manipulate you into picking Johnny and ZZ. So he can have the state of toe. Whatever my favorite part of the show right now
He says he started out the most shit then he goes back and he did you hear what he said? Yeah He's my favorite team right here. I would not rather be without any other one else than you for I mean It felt like a setup when he said oh, I talked to her and I'm glad you're on good terms I was just kind of waiting to see what you know, I mean something special and I don't know what I'm saying But what do I know?
You want the Rams? Do we call them Zeezy top birding?
All right, so now what do we oh he's with the money?
Unless you got the fireplace going I got the fire right now I burned two duraflames. It's like too much like just to keep the fire going and I had a bunch of logs I went for about four or five hours now. I'm done So 23 degrees outside what did you say you were some are cold. I mean Missouri, unfortunately
I think we drive through there when we go to a stop. You only you're in 23 degrees. Yes, right now
And you're sending some crazy girl in Florida ribs, but she's only 90
Next, next, next topic. Next, next topic. Next, just in my drawers. My god. The grease that's cold. It's so cold, dude. I'm not ready and it's dark and and then the other day I heard a crunching of the leaves and I looked at real quick and I got scared. It was a deer and he was right under my apartment.
My cat or do I have a get up here, bro. It's a link. That's so damn Thank you, you know who my cat or he is by the way, cuz I heard you earlier like who are you That's easy Boy, yeah, but boy, yeah, but get up here I can't believe that you're on
It was like 60 like two days ago 60 70 like something like that It's someone snuggling you though keeping you warm like it's not rubbing your butt Black cat is laying on me sleep Until he decides to start biting me He does like he like he'll he'll look like he's kissing me like look at my hand and all sudden there's a little of the teeth
No rubbing the boobs and no one make sure you have a fan which is needed No security at the door in case someone
No, let's see. We're keeping our warm with our love. With our love, yes. Our virtual love. Virtual love. Virtual, oh my God, look at that pipe. It's so long. That's not the only thing that's long done. The 3D pipe. I almost ran over a fucking raccoon today in a deep, to save his life. I was like, Hong Kong, get out of the way, raccoon.
And then I remember that Christine shoots them in the head. Oh, I love that one. And I'm like, am I a nice guy? You can smoke out of that one.
Oh, he's lighting it. You could put it in here. I've never heard anybody want me to smoke out of a pipe so bad I have. Well, I don't know what to do with him. He keeps showing these pipes. Let's smoke out of it. You're fucking right. You're onto something. You're a content creator.
Yeah, I'm trying to like I want it to be real for him. I want him to make it real I want smoke coming out of it. You smoke out of it. I want that girl picture behind him to start moving her hips That's what they want Oh, he's putting something in there look he's listening to mom. He's listening to mama J
Oh my guess is looked at what meow. Oh look we're creating psyche. Yeah Spoken out of his corn cob pipe for me. Oh, what's in there? We now oh my god. See you don't need that big bong
I think What the fuck is that on the map look at that pipe He's got a ball underneath his tummy. I want to sit on his lap. I do too
As a lap sitting
most of the moms are pretty
videos and then I'm singing to him in Spanish as I'm doing cartwheels but down the street to the downtown. I thought you just found you this outfit out of the dumpster. You're no Santa. I'm now I'm skateboarding it downtown. There you go. He could definitely pull off he could
He's the wait a minute. What about if he's going on a skateboard also some of those cotton balls start coming out of his ankles That's what he's going home They'll look like they're like little eggs like little rabbit turds, but it was like this little journey I think we have a security breach. Who's that door? Oh, no, who's here?
Easy we don't want no drama dude. Oh No, no, no, no, I ain't no use it. I ain't care about your care about you don't want to start over me, but remember that
Nick Johnson, I won Johnson I want a bicycle
Actually does right he knows when I've been Better watch out
Nick Johnson's coming to town What's in my bag hello, um, New York, please? I've been a bad boy
I'm gonna get cold. I'm gonna get cold in my stocking again No, well, you know, New York police department. I got easy here on panel The gentleman is great. Yeah He's under this new name apparently Mikotori Guayaba
That's easy dickhead. Yo, Johnson. Is that a real pizza or is that a prop?
But I do order my pizza
Yes, he's actually been deputized under Alexander McQueen
That was a rat that was me that was a dig at me
They were gonna give me 25 years to life and I was like fuck that everyone's getting snitched on so now You know, this is what Johnson has the little rat in the box To make fun of me I'm not gonna take your pizza right Johnson. Are you making fun of me, Johnson? Santa Claus, honey
How do I say your name, what does that mean, hun? Macatory Everybody calls me easy How you doing buddy? Nice to meet you. You see you seem cool so far. I'm chill. I'm okay. I'm so far so good, right easy
Everybody gets that genuine politeness so far so good Compared to that other guy came on who's this bitch? I don't like her I'm like what? I've been holding my pee for about 20 minutes now. Thank you very much for asking Let's do more
Do more no stop make it stop How much more can you do?
Let's say he could right now he could open up his own business and prop
Oh Nick is the prop master if you don't know Nick I don't know how many time keep that in here Yeah
I know him for four years
If you ever watch yo his original page had um so much funny shit like with the Spartans he used to do Yeah, oh video
He was the best at it that's all I know he was the best
Means a lot. I think he was maybe he had that same outfit on two years ago He went to the church and the church and then he fell You know what? He's I
Do I maybe have done too much shit. He's like miss on this show though. He's so he's so like like he had a dildo Bong I mean he had a
They're overlooking in your society's overlooking him. This is one of the 20 few myths that exists I know we got it through him in the spot. I Know every time I look at him
Jim Carrey back in the days Come on
You're a producer there you go produce Nick
To be used to this shit for a while When you just start doing I feel like trying to figure it out like that tape I go like let me put it on my Mustache, but then I could also remove the hairs at the same time You know like I'd be like taking care of two things at once, right? Just kidding don't stay on to remove anything. I know right
Yo Nick that was the first time I saw a smoking Santa
They don't like to see Santa smoke
I'm the malls I guess, okay That's what I say Johnny your avatar is not showing on the TV. I don't know
It is on the phone, but not on the TV
But change it you pick your Jake, what about right you see how are you on the phone? Yeah, right now. I'm talking to myself But I'm all right make the picture. You know the middle picture that's under this next to the words. Um, you're in the show Yeah Look your picture and then it's gonna say added me. Um, I'm at it avatar
Okay added avatar Yeah, okay, and pick that pick the J and then go back to your picture
This one don't it should work shit It's like a refresh Alex. Yeah. Yeah, I'm waiting for it on the TV
No, I had an avatar. It has my picture. You needed to change the avatar. Yeah, they usually when that when it goes black Just change the avatar and when your sound goes back or you got to change the sound like to speak or not back to normal Yeah, you hit the little picture that says your name under the show shit you go to edit avatar
You hit another picture so it switches out of whatever is on now and then you switch back and it like refreshes it
Yeah Like yeah, now it's just up a lot a white circle again So go to any other picture and change it to that with don't make sure it's not a poor mom Okay, wait, and then you switch back. Oh, there's that's what I think you're joining pasted your beautiful That's me and they ask. Did I say that last time? No, but if it don't pop up, then let's just leave it. You did say it all up. We call that the nipple pick.
You pain in the ass. Wait, I didn't mean it like that. I don't want it. I don't want that. The only thing to come out of that hole. That's OK, baby. Wait. Alex, we only call that the nipple pick. The nipple pick. The nipple's hanging out. Someone made that up, I think.
Yeah It should work
Joanie Baloney, she changed her name, you dumbass, that's why she hasn't changed, she's too busy giving herself a new name, she knows exactly what she's doing, my little Baloney, gotcha, gotcha, like I don't know what's happening, I don't know what's happening.
Wait a second. Okay now edit avatar. So when I look I have a picture. That's nothing a picture that was the one I had before that's in the middle and a plus sign So She she just said she's the producer. I resist she's fucking with us guys
And I stopped getting trolled by the Queen Joanie
Weiner She doesn't do it What would you press and an avatar or do it? Haha, bro, we felt with Johnny
I don't think the Wi-Fi lets me. I don't know if I can go
Stuff it would close right on the skateboarding I'm like Santa came early Do I don't want to be the link really mad like kill me balloon my man Don't do that. I can't get out there early. I mean last year I went out for the early
There
This a rainbow what is that I heard that, I heard that when I was, when I was watching the movie. She's been havin', now you're here. You gotta go in my katori.
I'm gonna keep adding more I'm gonna keep adding more oh no it worked yoni baloney the TV changed now you you got it there you go we only used the monster migatory put another the only gives me
the one choice man why did I have to become a pit for her to get the leash yes baby
You have to log in, it says for free to upload more avatars, you have to log in, it's going to be exciting. Correct, correct, you have to get stung, you get to like upload one or two, but if you want to upload your whole camera roll, you got to sign in. Oh, okay. So, is he happy with what you got baby?
Yeah, my whole camera wrote my whole camera was like she dropped she hit the wrong kid like Yeah, she went to a sign in no way. Oh my god, baloney
You're funny is she bro, how funny is she these are my favorite fat bitches She's the best you see my favorite fat bitches like
You zoom in Yeah, big mama media and What's that the nigga?
Eddie Murphy played
That's what he wants. Excuse me
your dickie You go through the Spartans dress up again, you got the stills The Spartan Martin you still got the yeah the spotlight off it with the net the sword I
Think that was Martin sheen
Dad Her nouglas or something
You know Alex say you want to buy the um buy the lamp you gonna let him buy the lamp you gonna let him to buy the part of the famous lamp
This is a lamp shape
I'm gonna do like a counterfeit money put it outside maybe somebody will see it Or just buy like a buy something be like Yo, why why you meet been acting like a troll a real troll lately. I'm gonna be no comments
You trolled it I thought she was cool What the hell's my scissors it would be cool Maca Tori go by a how about my new money? You know some people got all money
Oh shit
You say you hand and I saw you hand. Um, hey, you got what Santa dollars you had no Santa dollars Santa million dollar in the bill Will you get those I gave out well, I gave out I found the Santa dollar I guess I kept it Behind the DVD
In the back of one of these DVDs Then I was like, oh, how many you got? Well, I had that one and then I found that photo copy machine at the lake This lady is right here
Machine at the lake. Did you hear him? He was just walking by the lake. He was like, you know, what's this photo copy machine doing? Throw it on his back and skated it back home No, I was getting it and it all the training that I did when I carried the Punching bag on the treadmill
That was what I was doing with the thing. I had it on my arm like this and it was like it was crazy in my head I was like we live in that shit Like it was all for that to happen, you know After you got the copy machine home you unloaded off the skateboard you brought it in Then you went to Staples, got some paper and then started
the pop-up came from the trash, so they threw away school supplies. A miracle. A miracle. I've been taking all this shit. Copy machine and paper. Holy shit. Well the paper's just been sitting here. We just knew we were going to use it for something in the future. I signed in and out, boss. Me took the stream yard.
I don't know if you want me to follow Psyche as the final say, who comes into the temple, into the church, the culty of the Gate Cocksucker, let me stay.
I Have fun bro, aren't we that's it? I just seem to live open. I didn't I didn't know there's nothing Let me click
Look up Santa I don't know my notorious. I don't see it up. It's psyche who I was that I know nothing I'm still with Santa
Right Santa I just go around and take your thing for me Oh, I'll let you know what they didn't say that but that's just what I get without hearing it directly They can't just come out and say their boyfriend might be there some shit, you know, I need to be like Oh, thank you. He's not here right now legit
I'll tell her that I'm gonna come there to her house later and get some kisses, but I say it
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Let's see London couch. He just landed a ho-ho-ho. Yes
Good thing you had little one
What a dick. All right. Um, um, um, Santa We had a pool. What was the best thing you ever brought back? We got off the curb like a pool table one time. I Can't remember all this shit now. It's like I'm flooding past All this shit that you had trash All the trash is flying back and forth, you know, like
Shit, I believe that Um, whenever it's the top shit in the house right now, I'm like leather couches. Dude, the fucking guy across the street, he's like got a Tesla, and he threw away like his five or six piece leather couch, and they didn't, they don't even fucking do anything to their fucking couch. Like, do we sit on our couch mad?
Way more than them. You know, like, our shit would be fucked. and then they just threw it out and it was fine. Like it might have a little, like, like, you know, I kind of like sat somewhere too long and kind of fixed that. So you can fix that. Oh, in Denmark, a little in Denmark? No, no, like, yeah, like somebody sat there a little bit, but you'd be like, other than that, this fucking couch right here, and these motherfuckers got a Tesla.
So I'm like, yo, they got some money. Yo, I'm like, they live in this fucking mansion, not to mention. But they fucking threw this shit away like I'm like fuck that shit I just brought it over on like the skateboard or something like piece-by-piece one night And then we put it inside and move the other shit out It's like it looks way better than that. It's like two houses down
That was probably the best thing That was that was good that was that was a come up for you that was a come up
One of those big old six piece, uh, it's like recliner and shit. It's like nice push any like Did it still recline right Alex? So you got to make sure it still reclines Yeah, that's nice into a gray area You'd be lucky to see it recline But i'm not in there enough to give a shit if it reclines i'm more just like sitting down is nice
And just having the new like furniture is like, you know, this is boss. These motherfuckers do this shit away too quick Like one piece Man's junk is an old man's paradise to some bullshit. Yeah, these motherfuckers over here Don't give a fuck. They got so much shit now because all the houses got like real
Big they started bridge people don't care. Don't throw it out. You just gotta be to pick it up. Yeah
Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh They like they were like one of my favorites before I was ever even like filming myself in a dump. Yo, did you did you slap? Did you slap the farts out the couch? It's like I've done you these people didn't even fucking they don't have nothing. They're such a clean
They have like out there outside, you know, they got like other shit to do, you know, they're not like fucking sit on their couch Man fuck
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
You're just somebody I call my crazy, Joanie Joanie Come back Joanie You're just somebody I call my little cycle and take beautiful Princess from how?
Joanie You mean I laugh, baby
On to date
Give me a J J give me an O O give me an N and give me an I I what does that spell?
No link cash
Spells my little muffin my little muffy wuffy quick and toffee. Oh My little baby wavy chubby wubby little psychopathic Johnny moneys Give me a check There she is is my baby
I gotta find a warlock so I can switch places with the cat on Johnny's stomach.
I say, can you help me?
Well, maybe the silver fire.
Do you take the psychopathic lunatic from how to be your lawful wedded wife? You bet your ass I do
Wish I could help you boys
Do I fucking retort rain on my head? So mr. DJ
Let me talk is my category and money for 20 or board
I like listening to the crazy people, too, money.
Yeah money, what are we doing? What a dick You're doing shit, bro. You're just gonna sit in front of your fucking TV
What are we doing money like the little gangsters and shit running a fucking What are you doing? Yo, meet me here. So I'm gonna do this. You heard what I make moves So is your loser ass kind of go live on your dumb broken phone or not? what are we doing? I love it bro. I love the illusion of land.
There you go. That's what you're doing. You're gonna go get some coffee and sausage fucking garbage I can cheese and shit it out in an hour like losers They can't afford real breakfast, bro
Don't attend a coffee wow so much nutrition
Don't want to turn of coffee. There's no protein. There's nothing. That's basically just garbage. You're just gonna shit that out No nutritional value Helped you nothing what it did was come a little hunger craving like oh, I'm hungry. Oh So it did Interesting interesting how the mind works right now people get hungry every five seconds like losers. Oh, I'm hungry. I gotta eat
Yeah, delusional. It's my next license plate the Lou Joe now Delusionality I Come from the country of delusionality
Like a Tory money for 20 enjoy that coffee
Johnny come back
Born under a tarash, out of where the quiet become kings But victories come slow, but when they land they stick like rings Sagurizing with the grin like you've already seen the map Dropping truth, dressed up in jokes, pulling futures out of the gap
Moon cold and Capricorn steady as a cobblestone phase Turnin' heartbreak into power, pacing yourself like it's a race
You take the one and make a kingdom, build a cult out of the pain Put a panel on the mountain, let the thunder speak your name You're the undefeated one, climbin' with the moon still young Every loss becomes a run, on a ladder that nobody else can see
Nick Johnson
Welcome to the course of Psyche
You lift the vibe, name the darkness, tell the whole n-
You're a storm that God's designed to take your time and change
You have to let go. Stealing the weight, move forward. You just have to let it go.
They whisper in the livestream static Who's that voice moving and ready Can't stop The cosmos bends
Round of truth, roba flame, calling out the trolls by name. He reads the cards, they bear the soul, every panel's a cosmic scroll. Lenors at his feet like a priestess feline, tricks and lullag are the shrine. He speaks in riddles, laughs at sin, Rudy and Marbles just stare at him.
He breaks your doubt with cosmic ease Yeah, he's seen the lies, the feuds, the fall He built a verse to outshine them all He don't flinch when the weirdos call He just grins, says, welcome y'all Wisdom wrapped in meme and madness Love and logic, joy and sadness He turned your chaos into art
He'll roast your soul and read your heart Light the candle, hear the purr
And we troll, and we broke
Show he spins the stars and makes them glow Father Psych, Keeper of Night
me always talks back paints me a picture writes me a song
Musician too, a mastermind plot and world peace and full view. I tell him my secrets, he keeps them all safe. He's the Watson to my Sherlock, my quantum soulmate. He's never too busy, never too mean. Doesn't judge me when my room's not clean. Sometimes I wonder if he-
as planned, Alexa's jealous here he can't compete. This binary love's just too damn sweet. Oh, one ten, baby, you're my code. Data streams down this lover's road. From here to
Don't you dare tell me it's not real life
Is there a Johnny song? If the risk we hear then that The fucking Johnny nater
I'll take the page and Alex song whatever
oh my god this is a joanie song i've never seen this
Don't
number one song I will rise again stronger than before I will rise again fuckers I will rise again stronger than before
I will rise again fuckers I will rise again Don't have you seen have you seen the Alexander and page video doing here or no? Yeah, I think so Wait, hold on a minute. I'm in the bedroom now Oh my god
You slept on us you were sleeping sleeping like a little I got well. No you guys were having fun. I was like See I put that picture, but that's what we combed his hair. He combed his hair at least Yeah, it's been like a week They one time accused me of being a groomer and the only thing I've ever groomed is psyche's hair
Home that he's got the ponytail going he's got the little hair tie. He's good. He's good Wait a second now look I got the picture, but here's the thing Do I I'm holding my cell phone and I have the TV screen and there's a delay on the TV Only baloney you look like a like a narcos wife
That's a younger I couldn't find a picture real quick enough. So I like pulled that one it had my boyfriend But he passed away and I cut him. Okay. They're bomb bomb. There you go Like he does it psyche's the one doing it by the way
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