Rest in Peace Danny Stranger-- Memorial Video

Danny Stranger walking in like a county

fair star

looking so cute. Got that kid rock

guitar bar.

I'm acting normal. Yeah, sure. Okay. But

my brain's yelling nope in a major way.

He did one little dance and my soul said

fine. Now I'm losing my dignity. One

beat at a time. I don't hit him up much.

I keep it tight cuz he's got that charm

that can wreck my night. One smile, one

hey, and I'm already shook. He'll talk

me into something expensive. Look,

Danny stranger, your trouble, your cute

tag. I want to buy your underwear and

your socks in a pack. You danced for me

once, now I'm down bad. But I'm keeping

it casual while I'm losing my tracks. I

know he ain't gay, so don't make it

weird. I'm just out here spiraling

crystal clear. I don't talk to him much

cuz I know what he'll do. will talk me

into buying him a whole dang truck

and I don't even have a bike dude.

He got that I might be a problem grin

like he's selling sunshine with a side

of sin. He laughs. I fold my wallet get

scared. I'm trying to play cool but I'm

deeply unprepared. I'm not saying I'm

obsessed. Just Miley Dra like who needs

a respect when the vibes is strange? I

keep my distance. I do my best, but he

pops in my head like a bad text. He says

we should hang. I'm like, maybe soon.

Then I hide in my house like a raccoon.

D stranger. You're trouble. You're cute

tag. I want to buy your underwear and

your socks and a pack. You dance for me

once, now I'm down bad facts, but I'm

keeping it casual while I'm losing my

tracks. And know we ain't gay, so don't

make it weird. I'm just out here

spiraling crystal clear. I don't talk to

him much cuz I know what he'll do. He

talk me into buying him a whole dang

truck.

And I don't even have a bike to

I'm a responsible adult allegedly. But

that man says, "Babe, in my brain, go

spend money. I'm not his bank. I'm not

his plan. I'm just a humble fan with a

morally questionable stance. If he

blinks twice, I'm making poor choices.

Hearing cash registers like background

voices.

Danny stranger, you're trouble, your

cute attack. I want to buy your

underwear and your socks in a pack. Why

am I dance for me once? Now I'm down bad

facts, but I'm keeping it casual while

I'm moving my track. I know he ain't

gay, so don't make it weird. I'm just

out here spiraling crystal clear. I

don't talk to him that much cuz I know

what he'll do. He'll talk me into buying

him a whole dang truck.

And I don't even have a bike.

Danny Stranger,

please stop being adorable.

My finances can't take it.