Psyche delivers humorous, Halloween-themed horoscopes for each zodiac sign with innuendo-laden predictions covering love, money, and 'power moves,' rating each sign's spooky season prospects out of five treats.
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The episode opens with original song lyrics about belonging, chaos, and self-acceptance 0:28, followed by more musical interludes [1:47, 3:33, 5:53]. Psyche interacts with a sparse live chat, expressing frustration at viewers entering and leaving 12:28 and noting only five people are present 22:22. At 13:06, Psyche announces the Halloween horoscope format — general, funny, and fun. The horoscopes proceed in zodiac order: Aries 14:34 as 'Horny Me Taunted' (4/5 treats), Taurus 17:01 as 'Boozy Coven Chief' (5/5 treats), Gemini 19:50 as 'Double Trouble Pumpkin Spice Disaster' (4/5 treats), and Cancer 22:30 begins before the transcript cuts off. Each reading includes a 'general vibe,' 'love and lust,' 'money and mayhem,' a 'power move,' and a treat rating with chaotic descriptors.
The episode appears to continue the show's pattern of blending occult framing with internet-native humor, using astrology as a vehicle for communal storytelling rather than strict divination. The 'treats' rating system and explicit sexual innuendo suggest a carnivalesque inversion of traditional horoscope columns, positioning Psyche as a 'high priest of hedonism' [19:29] who sanctions indulgence. The sparse chat and Psyche's visible frustration [12:28] contrast with the performed confidence of the readings, suggesting the ritual matters more than the audience size. References to a 'ghost' boyfriend [15:56] and 'lobster people' song [23:09] indicate an evolving personal mythology that regular viewers would recognize.
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All I ever wanted was a spark, not a throne All I ever needed was a light to call my own All I ever dreamed was someone new here The voice in the dark say, you belong here
All I ever wanted was truth in the static A little bit of real in the world, so dramatic Kept my calm while the crowd threw stones Built my home in the echoes and bones All I ever wanted was a mirror that saw me Not the myth or the mass, they all keep drawing The carnival's coming, but this time it's bright Filled with misfits who learned to love the night See, I've been chained by my own reflection
But I burned those ropes, divine insurrection Now I move clean through chaos and chatter Gold from the madness, that's how commits matter
your name to bless your gift they laughed when i fell but i danced in the dirt every scar i got just rewrote my worth all i ever wanted was to free my fear to turn my pain into something
Just as lost as you Don't flinch I've got the scars
The dream's so quiet
Oh, maybe they'll get a prize. That person will get a free reading today. They say something.
Where else is there? I hate to watch her. Hi. I don't bite.
Where's the ghost? I miss ghost. Hello. I feel like I'm alone in here.
Let's go to a beautiful place. How about that? It's a beautiful place.
It's fire burning. Hello. Morning. Do you guys see my videos? One person here and you're on top. Are you embarrassed?
What do I do? About to end. Frustration.
Switching the stove
Bless in the dark, praise in the bloom The light is the canvas where visions move
I don't know, it's really annoying when people are coming in and they leave so you don't like it but I'm trying to tell you things I can't say to you, normally they know what he gets and it's frustrating well one person gets it, at least one person even though they're not talking to me at least maybe one person gets it
hey babe come back in like six months, you look good Not you, but everybody else
It's gonna be like October like Halloween or school since up like a fun Halloween thing
It'll be pretty general but it'll be funny it'll be fun. I have things repaired so let's see
Okay So for areas any areas in the room happy halloween areas I need a picture of areas I'll just put a picture of areas I'm a picture of what is areas that stick out some kind of sheep Or is it a bit of bull or not a bull let's source areas is some kind of like
Sheep right what do you call a ram? Okay, sorry ram Well a ram is just a male sheep, but wait, it's okay. It's fine
Okay, so let's get oh, let's get a nice rainbow flavored
Thing wants to work, but right here this will work. Oh, this is pretty you love it Okay guys I'm gonna do Aries first, and then I'm gonna go through all the horoscopes. You like you forces a ram Yeah, you're a Libra. Well Amanda you're gonna want to stick around for today because this is gonna be so much fun
We're gonna go through all we're gonna. It's a happy Halloween horoscopes, and we're starting with Aries Aries is the baby of the zodiac, of course get a picture of Aries The baby it wants to be first, but you know There it is. It's nice It's a it's a ram. It doesn't look like a lamb or a sheaf. No, it's a ram. It's a different animal. I was wrong
But it is one of those, you know Kind of isn't a herd kind of thing Animals and what's to be first though? It wants to be first. Okay Well, here's the horse what I have for Aries It's called horny me taunted
So buckle up areas the spooky season you're basically the first one to kick opens hell door and ask if they've got Wi-Fi The veil is thin the moon's horny and you're ready to make bad decisions that feel like destiny Love and lust someone's costume will awaken a new kink. You didn't know existed possibly involving fake blood a cape or
Unsettling amount of confidence. You'll flirt with a ghost metaphorically or literally and somehow both will answer Well, don't flirt with my ghost That's my boyfriend. I'm just kidding. Okay money in mischief You'll spend too much on party gear and call it manifestation fine But maybe you don't try to summon wealth through tequila shots again this year The spirit turned you last time, you're still laughing.
So here's a power move for you, Aries. Say boo to yourself, doubt, and yes, to the chaotic idea you've been flirting with. You don't need permission, you are the ritual. So out of five, you get four treats out of five. Chaotic energy, mid-hangover risk, chance of getting laid or possessed, possibly both, okay?
Okay, so next we have a lot more exciting things. We have, okay, I mean, these horoscopes are gonna be a little bit horny going with the psyche attitude of it. Did you know it was gonna be this much fun? No, you did not know it was gonna be this fun. Okay, and Taurus is next. Okay, Taurus is a bull, you need the bull.
Okay, let's see, we got a nice picture of Taurus. Not a Ford Taurus Google I mean Google's just a ridiculous You can't even it's a Saurus. Okay, there it goes Okay, we got a we got a Taurus up here. Okay. Good. I get Taurus. Okay perfect Okay
We're gonna go through all the signs guys, so you're gonna love this. Okay, so this is the Taurus Hey guys, how are you doing? Hey thing that is Uh-oh. Oh, man, aren't you Taurus? This is your sign. Okay, man, you're gonna have to rewind it when you get back because I can't like, you know, just like wait wait wait for you to
Empty your dryer, but okay. So, um, okay
Okay, Amanda, were you Taurus? I forgot. Okay, well, Taurus this year is a boozy coven chief, okay? All right, Taurus, the veil's thin, but your patience is thinner. You're half sensual goddess, half lazy skeleton who just wants snacks and someone to rub your shoulders while the world burns in pumpkin spice.
Your general vibe is you enter spooky season like yes, I'll party if there's a charcuterie You pretend you don't care about Halloween But you've been secretly curating the perfect aesthetics since August cozy slutty and slightly satanic This year's energy and soldier rebellion. You're done pretending moderation is a virtue
So in love unless someone's gonna ask if your costume is homemade and suddenly they're making out with you against the fridge You exude that come hit their energy without trying even the haunted dolls are swooning watch for flings that start hot But goes faster than an unpaid uber also don't fall for a Scorpio dressed as a vampire. It's not a costume. It's a warning label
As for money and mayhem, you'll spend a small fortune on velvet capes and limited edition candles that smell like ancient desire. It's fine. You can manifest more cash by charging friends for tarot readings and love potions that may or may not be just rum. Keep your spending which ye not reckless. Okay. So a power move for you, Taurus, is host the after party. Your living room is already a temple. Feed people.
Pour wine and watch their souls open like sheep corks. You're the high priest of hedonism is Halloween Pleasure your spell work. So you got five out of five treats this year, you know immaculate vibes like chaos moderate risk of drunk divination you're gonna wake up glittery hungover and weirdly powerful Okay, I mean I'm just gonna go in order. Um, let me see
So I guess next would be Gemini Let's go for, what's the Gemini Horsescope this year? Let's, I think it is called Double Trouble Pumpkin Spice Disaster, okay. So Gemini, you're the chaos and the commentary about the chaos. You RSVPed maybe to six parties, said yes to three people at once and forgot which version of yourself
promised to bring the chips. Classic. So this Halloween you're possessed by two spirits. What else is new right one wants to dance on the bar The other one wants to psychoanalyze the bartender both are hot both are wrong and both are having a great time The universe is basically your group chat right now unread messages impulsive plans and curse meme away from
transcendence So in love and lust you'll flirt with a werewolf of fairy and a possibly your own reflection, someone mysterious will try to match your wit, they'll fail, but you'll pretend they didn't because they're pretty. The trick, don't start a situation with someone who says I'm emotionally involved while dressed as Freud. The treat, late night makeouts,
that taste like rebellion and Red Bull. As for money this year, you're either broke because of costume changes or accidentally selling your ex's hoodie on Depop. Both are fine, but don't let your twin self-convince you that buying another drink is an investment. If you can monetize chaos, do it. You're bullshits charismatic this month. Okay, then it says a power move would be to say yes
to the weird invite. The stranger the vibe, the more likely it leads to a story, you'll still be telling next Halloween. you're the social alchemist turning gossip into gold and awkward silences into flirtation okay so are you know are you in the picture like uh torus you know you gotta or sorry gemini we're at
gemini okay anyway um so gemini this year you get three out of uh okay i'll give you four out of five uh Treats you're double the mischief double the hangover triple the DMs the next morning. You'll survive on adrenaline glitter and unquestionable decisions Okay, so
What's that for Gemini's cancer? Okay? Well, I mean, I'm oh, I'm still on the wrong fucking. I'm still in the bull one. Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry Guys, I'm brand new to this or you guys mad. Don't be mad at me. You're the judge. Oh, yeah, leave your liver, of course I'm sorry Okay, okay, well, you're perfectly on time then because we only have five people in the room, so it's like there's only one or two chance
that anybody's sign will even be called right now. But we're going to cancer. Hold on, let me just take this one down and put cancer up. Cancer is a lovely crab. Let me get a good looking crab. Okay, okay. Yeah, so this is a pretty one. I found pretty one
Because they are usually very the very attractive people right they can just be a little bit You know when you got lobster claws or not not is a lobster or a crab claws, okay? By the way, I should I need to play my other song soon, okay? It's a great new song. I did about the lobster people
And they end up sacrificing me. Oh my god. It's not very funny. Okay image file. Let me see. I'll bring this. I'll just pull this up Here we go Okay, yes, okay, now we got cancer guys so for cancer your psyche horoscope for Halloween 2025
You are the emotional necromancer. So cancer Your new sweet haunted moon child, every October you tell people you're so over it and then crying to a full moon while baking cookies shaped like your trauma. This year though, the ghosts are texting you back. The general vibe is for you, Cancer, you are the sentimental seer of spooky season.
Half therapist, half banshee. The veil thins and suddenly you're hosting a seance for ex-friends, ex-lovers, and emotional baggage you swore you buried in 2019. But this time you've got boundaries and better lighting. In love, you'll attract someone brooding an eyeliner. Who doesn't believe in astrology but somehow believes you're their twin flame classic
They'll try to ghost you but jokes on them you're fluent in ghosts try not to fall For anyone who says I can fix you especially if you've already if you're already holding the wrench. Maybe that's a mod nod to you. So it says money in mayhem. Your wallet's like your heart, generous and slightly overwhelmed. You'll splurge on candles,
crystals, and maybe a sexy Dracula cape that no one deserves to see you in. But the moon's got your back, emotional spending counts as self-care this month. For a Power Move Cancer, host the Apto Party. You're the one who turns a casual hangout into an emotional, healing, ritual. This guy's a karaoke. Everyone leaves lighter, you leave powerful. If tears happen, good. That's just your version of Holy Water.
You're getting 4 out of 5 treats this year. Dramatic monologues, hot makeouts, and one cathartic cry guarantee. You'll rise from your own ashes looking gorgeous and emotionally hydrated. Okay Well, good luck cancer. So I guess we have Leo next
So Leo Leo I need the lion picture. Oh, I'm like Leo Astro Okay Well, let's get a beautiful Lion up here. Yeah, this work Yes, okay, this works This just kind of reminds me of the strength card a little bit. This Leo right here.
I'm adding, oh, sorry. I'm going to add Leo up here.
It's a pretty Leo, huh? OK, because it reminds me of the strength card. OK. So Leo, what do we got for my Leos? The costume contest dictator, okay? Leo, Halloween was practically invented for you. You don't just enter the room, you descend like a disco comet with perfect contour.
You've been planning this costume since last November and yes, everyone else's efforts are frankly insulting. So, the general vibe of this spooky season, this spooky season, you are the main event. The director's cut, the limited edition holographic trading card of human charisma. The universe itself is your runway, and Mercury is only here to hold your ring light. Just try not to turn every seance into a soliloquy.
Your will. It's fine. Okay, you will. Love and lust, you'll have admirers lined up like trick or treaters. One will be shy, one will be chaotic, and one will make you forget your own moral code for 48 hours. Choose wisely or don't. You're at bedside stage and your spotlight is eternal. Just remember, if they say, I don't do drama, that's a lie or a challenge.
Okay, so you'll buy the most expensive costume on Etsy and call it an investment. It's kind of your glam levels It kind of is an investment your glam level someone opportunities sponsorships and Myers Free drinks mysterious patrons. You radiate paid in gold and attention So power move for you Leo would be to command the dance floor like it's a solar deity
The playlist lags grab the ox when someone it's excerpts a scene narrated like Shakespeare You are the social fire Burn bright, not petty. And you're getting five out of five treats this year. Legendary entrances, scandalous exits, and at least one admirer whispering, who is that as confetti falls? Okay, there you go, Leo.
Next we have Virgo, let me just go to the Virgo. Beautiful version, goddess, who's fallen to the earth. It's Virgo. Okay, I got a pretty picture for Virgo, okay
And I'm sorry if I didn't get this slideshow perfect all night, but I'm trying my best, okay You're just fine. Okay, here's Virgo
Okay Virgo Are you virgins ready get out your
Get your your, uh, I don't know your horn, whatever they call it. Okay
Okay, so Virgos you're Your description for this Halloween is the over-prepared witch So you've already triple-checked the moon phase the guest list and whether your broom is street legal You don't do chaos your color code You color code it and yet somehow spooky season finds a way to rearrange your alphan pup ties potions
So the general vibe that halloween for you Virgo is halloween hits in your halfway between goddess of order and witch on the Verge you'll critique everyone's costume stitching walk quietly fixing it with safety pins from your pocket dimension of preparedness the stars admire you for it, but they're also a little scared As for love, Virgo, you'll attract someone who calls your
precision intimidating right before asking you to ruin their life. The chemistry is undeniable, mostly because you've already charted their birth time. Try not to back check their flirting mid-makeout. In financial matters, it's your budget for spells, snacks, and sexy but functional boots. Respects, still a surprise expense might tempt you, a rare herb, an ethically sourced Ouija board,
a high-end vacuum cleaner from the broomverse.
A power move for a Virgo would be to delegate. You can't personally smudge everyone's aura and run the playlist. Let someone else handle logistics or you sip the wine like a secret high priest of competency you are. You get four out of five treats this year for organized debauchery, immaculate vibes and one hot mess you'll fix and fall for. Are you guys ready for Libra?
Let me get Libra's picture up here, okay? Libra.
OK, we got leverage like the scales. It also looks kind of like someone's got a very saggy bra. Hold on a second. I'll get a great leap for us. OK, well, this one's a pretty good one.
OK, I'll just do this one.
It's not thinking the most interesting looking sign, but I mean it is interesting
Because they are really interesting people they're very about justice they're very about fairness they're always measuring Trying to get perfect. Oh, oh which side is even I need to get it perfectly even on the scale like You know Just give it a rest. It's not gonna be perfectly even and when I think it was perfectly even as things are so boring
I need you should be off a little bit, but okay. Well, I'll give it to you. You want things to be even and fair for everybody It's not gonna ever happen. Okay But nice try. Okay. Um, okay. I got a good picture of a lever now. Okay. I'm so sorry
Okay, Libra's ready. I know you've been waiting for this guys. I'm so sorry for the suspense. We got Amanda We got a thing that is Libra's in the chat. I would like to hear how you like like your a horoscope. I've read it Okay Here's your official psychiescope, okay So you are the flirtatious phantom of the disco this year
This Halloween is your Super Bowl of Seduction. You don't walk into a room you float in. Bathe in candlelight and self-awareness. You're the one everyone remembers, but no one can quite pin down. Think disco ball with boundary issues. The general vibe this year for Libra is you'll spend three hours deciding on a costume and still manage to look like you stepped
out of a magazine called Witch Please. People orbit you like moths and poor impulse control. Expect compliments, mild chaos, and at least one dramatic exit you've absolutely nailed. Love and lust will catch eyes with someone mysterious across the smoky dance floor. They'll say something vague and poetic like, I feel like I've known you in another life.
Don't check your astrology app, mid-flirt, just go with it. The danger isn't heartbreak, it's double looking to soulmates before midnight. As for money, you'll drop cash on glitter absinthe and fake eyelashes that could deflect bullets. It's worth it. Your charm's a currency, spend it lavishly, just to avoid ex's disguise as friends. That spell's expired.
A power move for Libre this year is to use your magnetism for good, or at least for entertainment. You're the peacekeeper at the party turning arguments into slow dances and drama into
Your glow doesn't need a crowd to be real. You get five out of five treats this year. Irresistible danger, glam chaos, and guaranteed DMs from someone who still thinks about your 2022 costume. Okay. Well, now we're at the time. Everyone's been waiting for Scorpio. You know, we're in Scorpio season now, okay? Scorpio's every Halloween. What do I need a picture of a Scorpion?
Like you can find one of those. Hold on. You get I just want I just want to have a picture for everybody I'm not gonna put a picture of the band the scorpions and try to be funny or something But I might just be please enough just to put a real scorpion. Okay. I'll put a real scorpion. I just I just want to get to Through this. I mean there's 12 signs for goodness sakes. This will take a long time. We're only halfway through. I mean cheese Crime any Okay
Where is it here? Okay Okay, there we go. Okay, let's continue on Scorpios. Are you ready?
You don't like chaos you're almost quiet. Yeah, okay, we got the Libras. I oh my god There's only two people left in the room. I oh, this is a disaster of a stream. Oh my god, and I've already read for them. Oh My god Well, I mean, what can I do? This is an astrology and tarot show
Is it are they that terrible of horoscopes? I mean everybody left except Where Halo go Halo came in and said hello, but oh My gosh Just the Libras just me and the Libras. You know, I have like a lot of good the good Libra stuff in my chart I'm very strong and Libra in my chart. I'm like the ninth house and
Which is about basically what Libra stuff like, you know justice and stuff like that and also I have like Saturn and Jupiter can jump there, right? They're right next to each other and then Pluto's in there, too Which is like kind of like what's that doing over there, but uh? You're on the 12th with day for me. Well
Oh yeah, so yeah, you and thing that is are are the Libras and guys so we're doing a horoscopes today I
Have been through like eight signs and then I got to Think that is an Amanda and then I did their lead their Libra that I started doing like you know I did serving up started your Scorpio I've noticed that only a Libra isn't remain in the room What did you do to the Scorpius? Leavers
Well, I mean what happened I know leavers are very they look very innocent, but They have that like that that lawyer mentality Okay, well anyway, I'll still do Scorpio. Okay. I'm so sorry. Maybe somebody will watch this back someday My gosh Okay, happy birthday guys
Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Okay, Scorpio The blood moon Dom subtexts. So Scorpio, it's your season The veil thins the air hums and suddenly everyone's confessing secrets. They didn't mean to say out loud You're not haunted. You are the haunting the night bends for you like it's got a crush
So, the general vibe for you Scorpio this Halloween is like you're giving cinematic villain energy, leather, incense, and a slow smirk that says, I know what you did less sawing. People sense your power before you even speak and they'll line up to get emotionally wrecked by it. Try not to weaponize your mystique too early in the night or do your Scorpio.
someone's going to confess something intense over a fog machine and you'll love every second. You're radiating pheromones and prophecy, have fantasy, have threat, expect a mix of erotic power plays and genuine intimacy that scares you both. Boundaries, optional, safe word, probably more. Okay, so as for money,
Just make sure you give it a good say for it shouldn't probably be more. It's not a very good idea Okay, um, you're minute you're manifesting like a mad scientist with candle wax under your nails My leap right now. I'm just I says the trick don't manipulate situations because you can this year As you see up a juicy opportunity appears
Around the 31st take it but play cool play it cool seduction works in business to Scorpio listen that and a power move for Scorpio perform a release ritual burn that old pain that exits hoodie That lingering need to prove your worth. You've already won The rest of us are just catching up you're getting five out of five treats Scorpio
You are dangerously magnetic sexually radioactive spiritually ascending. You're the storm the spell the aftershock
Enjoy that one. Let me see. I mean, are we already at Hold on Scorpio Sagittarius. We're already at Sagittarius. Oh my gosh. We're going so fast because I'm when we're almost We're almost done Almost gone through all the signs guys if you missed your sign You have to go back and look look except unless you're Gemini. You have to like because Gemini was I didn't put the picture for Gemini up in time
Gemini is attached to the to the Taurus. I think or something like that whatever it was in front of Gemini And if it's Sajji next here's there's a nice Sagittarius picture. I Can get it up here. Yes
Okay guys just bear with me good guys and just rewind to where you're they aren't the yeah, I scorpios are backstabbers. Yeah, I know Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay, so oh you guys can still hear me, right? Okay Remove this one, this, okay, now we're doing Sagittarius.
Okay, you know Sagittarius, it's the archer, it's the centaur, here's a beautiful one, okay? Said just here is the Gemini is the twins you can find a photo you can find twins Yeah, I mean I could I could have found it. I just wasn't putting the pictures up on like Until I'd like figured out. Oh, I can put a pictures of the sign. That'll be easier probably
So just give me a break just imagine that this the Gemini twins in your brain, okay? Okay, so let's now for Sagittarius if you're born in Sagittarius. It's a sudden sign. Okay, so so sad. Oh my gosh So Sagittarius this year for Halloween. You are the drunk exorcist
Sagittarius the party doesn't start until you bless the punch bowl and accidentally summoned a minor demon who just wants to dance You're the spiritual chaos technician of the zodiac part philosopher part pyromaniac Fully unhinged in the best way. So the general vibe this Halloween for you, Sag is You're running on pure mischief and monster energy. Every room you enter turns into an
adventure. Every conversation somehow becomes a cult. Your costume will either fall apart or catch fire. Both outcomes are on brand. And for love for you, Sadge, someone hot and reckless will match your vibe exactly. And that's the problem. Sparks fly, rules break, and you'll end up making out on a rooftop while explaining the meaning of life through hiccups.
The chemistry's cosmic, the aftermath's chaos, proceed gleefully. As for financial matters, you might blow your budget on essentials like sage bundles, body glitter, or mechanical bull rental. It's okay, luck follows your foolishness, but just remember to Venmo your friends back eventually. I have a power move for you. Host an impromptu ritual slash party.
Burn your fears, bless the shots, and baptize yourself in laughter. You don't need structure. You are divine disorder. People feel free around you because you remind them not everything sacred has to be serious. So you get five out of five treats this year for maximum debauchery, minimum regrets, one hangover cheered by enlightenment. You'll wake up laughing, slightly haunted and proud.
Okay, ready for a cappy. This is my sign. I know it might be some other people's signs watching. Let me get the picture of Capricorn. Actually, I can just take this one down and then just use my regular, there you can just hold on, I'll change my background. And then you can see this is Capricorn. Okay, there we go. Oh, this is Capricorn too? Hold on, there's one too.
Is that good? Oh, no, no, that's not Capricorn. Okay, this one. Perfect, okay Okay Who Capricorn, okay, we're almost at the finish line guys Capricorn the business which LLC Okay, Capricorn while everyone else is drunk dialing their ex or invoking spirits. They can't pronounce
You're over here drawing sigils on your tax returns and calling it shadow work. You don't play Halloween. You monetize it The general vibe Capricorn, you enter a spooky season like a CEO of the underworld. The bones in your desk are decorative and symbolic of your long game. You'll attend the party sure, but only after you've checked the ROI of your costume.
Beneath that calm exterior, a storm of ambition, and carefully repressed witchcraft. As for love and less Capricorn you're turning heads without trying. That's what power does Someone's gonna fall for your mysterious authority energy and you'll let them until they try to manage you Don't let that happen. You deserve a partner who brings you an offering not a to-do list Money and mayhem you'll make money this Halloween
Maybe from selling tickets maybe from betting on who passes out first a dealer collab opportunity appears Rapting glitter and temptation we define print and their birth truck before signing. Saturn's watching and he takes notes. A power move for Capricorn this season is to be the quiet storm in a room full of noise.
You don't need to prove your power, just let them feel it. When you speak, speak like you're setting terms with the universe itself. Spoiler, you usually are. So Capricorn's we get five out of five trees this year spooky sophistication Irresistible control and one in Mayer who whispers yes boss a little too sincerely
I'm ready for Aquarius guys. Let me get the pick the water bear. Let me see. I do have an Aquarius, but let me see Aquarius
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius The age of Aquarius a lot of people think is a water sign But it's not because it says aqua, you know, but it's not a water sign It's a it's a air sign, but air and water are very closely related as we know, you know Basically one of each elements, you know each elements
Everyone's watching Kate. It's okay It's okay, I can't kids a good person. She deserves more than me She is kids. I have cats. I mean not about anything. It's like more important than the other one, but
Kids kids rates, so she should be running the good show, okay So There's my picture of the chorus
Oh, that's the, oh, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, we're doing like astrology here. And so you can just make sure you come back if you're like, you know, if you miss your sign or whatever, because, you know, you know, this is gonna be,
where's my freaking Aquarius picture? Is this one?
Yeah, this is Aquarius, okay. Okay, okay, so we're doing Aquarius next. Okay, so Aquarius is the mad scientist of mischief. Okay, as usual it sounds like Normal day in the park walk on park for Aquarius, right Aquarius You're that eerie genius who shows up to the Halloween party with a smoke machine a manifesto and a drink that glows in the dark
Everyone's slightly scared slightly turned on and fully aware. They're the presence of a future cult leader or tech billionaire The general vibe for you Aquarius is this spooky season your brains wired like a lightning storm, brilliant, erratic, unstoppable. You'll drop theories between shots then disappear to run an experiment that may or may not involve kissing someone dressed as a conspiracy theory.
You're the vibe shipped personified. In Love and Lest Aquarius, you'll attract the weir, the wire, the wickedly smart. Someone will challenge your intellect and accidentally awaken your libido. Sparks will fly, just don't turn it into a debate club. Love for you this month is less romance, more quantum entanglement. with aftercare. As for money and mayhem aquarius, you'll invent a new hustle by accident.
One moment you're ranting about energy frequency, the next year is selling homemade moon-charged USB sticks for $40 a pop. Brilliant, just remember to back up your madness with an actual plan. Uranus is wild, or Uranus is wild, but he pays innovators first, right? I've removed Uranus, it's probably wild too, but.
Power move Aquarius be unapologetically strange your eccentricity is your magic the more you lead into your alien logic More people want in on your wavelength, but don't go to the ones who get you That's sacred data. You're getting five out of five treats this year. Wow. There's a lot of treats this year Why are the ideas on conventional hookups minor explosions? You'll transcend the party and maybe reality itself
Okay, well, we're at the home stretch with Pisces, right? I think this is the last one. Okay, guys. The Reans is truly wild, right? Yeah, especially Aquarius when they,
never mind, I won't even get into it. Just say, do you like Mexican food? Let's see.
Okay, now we got the two fish you ever see you ever hear dr. Sue's one fish two fish for a fish blue fish Well, that song was actually about Mason's t-shirts. I'm just kidding. Okay. It's okay. That's a really stupid joke Let me see
I love you Mason, you're fine. You're fine. Okay, where is my fish fishy fishy? Where's my fishy fishy? Let's see.
Oh, good Lord. Maybe I couldn't save that one. OK. I have to go back and check. I mean, good God, how long is this going to take? Oh, my gosh. That's why I'm doing it.
And she, she, she. OK. That should work. OK. That's amazing yesterday He seems fine. Is he okay?
Look after him, okay, if I'm not ever if I'm ever I'm not around you to look out for that guy and all churches within 15 mile radius. I'm just kidding, okay. So Pisces, oh, so Pisces, the last one. Okay, so Pisces, the glittering mermaid of mayhem. Okay, so here you go, Pisces. Pisces, your walking spell is Halloween.
Shimmering, dramatic, slightly damp from emotional undertow. You're not sure if you're crying, channeling, or flirting, probably all three. You feel the veil thinning like a silk curtain and you're ready to drown in the aesthetic. So the general vibe this season, Pisces, is this season your mood swings have choreography. One second you're weeping to the synthwave, and the next you're dancing barefoot in big
blood declaring love to the moon. You're a main character in a gothic romance that no one else has a script for, and it's beautiful. So in love and lust you'll attract someone who mistakes your mysticism for weakness jokes on them your tears are laced with truth serum You'll seduce with empathy destroy with insight and banished before dawn like a myth people argue about later
I was eating Cinderella energy a lot. I don't know about like what you leave a midnight that turned to a pumpkin I don't know what's going on. Just remember you can't Save a project disguised as a person It says money may have money flows weirdly this month like a dream a sequence where everything's symbolic you'll spend
recklessly then manifest it back through intuition and charm your power lies and surrender the cosmos owes you interest a Power move for you this Halloween and Pisces is create art out of your emotional chaos Sing it paint it post it turn your heartbreak into a spectacle You're the poet of the after party, the oracle and eyeliner, cry if you must, but make it cinematic.
Trick or treat rating? 5 out of 5 treats. You have erotic melancholy, divine confusion, glittering your sheets till December. You're haunted, holy, and somehow holding it together with style.
Okay, I'm gonna do a bonus collective for everybody. Okay. I mean, I mean, I'm gonna now have to do the whole Zodiac Wheel. Can I find a picture of the whole wheel? I mean, it's like that's gonna be complicated. I can do it though. Okay, I'll just do one more. It's only seven people here. So this is a collective for everybody a Zodiac. So a collective Zodiac reading for Halloween for everybody. Okay, this is for the psyche first people that are here, right?
Because it's like, you know... We're all connected in a close way right not in a weird way Well, maybe some of us in a weird I don't judge you guys I don't judge, okay. Um, oh As long as you don't judge me, okay deal Okay, let's see
But I'm gonna do one for the collective. I'm gonna it's it looks like a little wheel of fortune. I like that Let's change around that, okay. Oh, perfect. Oh, hi, Rie. Okay, perfect. It's OIP3, okay.
IP3, okay. Yes, we get a bonus, and then I'll probably take off, but okay. Cause no one's come up or anything, okay. So IP3, okay. So here we go. Oh, that's that again.
Well, oh
Goodness gracious, okay, hold on
Okay, this one will work, okay. Oh gosh, okay, why an ordeal sometimes being me
Okay, here guys, here we go Here's for all of us. Okay, let's say a little prayer. Let everyone have a happy halloween, okay? It's like that technique of just a prayer. Okay, whoever your deity is, okay? Okay, everybody get ready. It's gonna be great. So
The night the veil blinked back somewhere between October's breath and November's bones the cosmos hiccups and all 12 signs Wake up remembering who they were before they forgot the veil is not just thin this year. It's got opinions So, the energy this year. Every sign's got a spark flickering in the dark.
Ares lit it, torus fed it, Gemini gossiped with it, and Cancer cried on it until it turned into steam. Theo made it into fashion, Virgo proofread the spell, Libra kissed it twice for luck, Scorpio whispered a secret into it, Sagittarius shot it skyward, Capricor monetized it, Aquarius electrified it, and Pisces baptized it in tears and glitter.
Now it's alive. The fire is communal. And so the message this year, this Halloween isn't about fear. It's about reclaiming the parts of you that you left behind in old mirrors and deleted text. The ghosts aren't enemies. They're drafts of you that never got published. Listen, but don't linger. Burn sage, not bridges. The vibe this year for everybody is everyone's a little possessed.
by desire, by memory, by the urge to finally say what's been choking the throat all year. The night once confessions. It rewards honesty the way demons reward good contract terms. Be bold, be weird, be seen. I have a prophecy, okay? The prophecy is when the clock hits 3.33 a.m.,
the psyche verse hums in sync. The brave, the messy, the magical. All of you tuning to our one frequency. I survived my shadow, now I wear it like armor. You are the spell now. Happy Halloween, my creatures of light and distortion. See you between worlds.
Bye, guys.
Panels hum and the chaos spins Lenoresis, the mic's all cracked The spirits log in, there's no turning back Oh, guests crawl out of the digital grave Cloud chasing ghosts with drama to save and die Father's side, the cat daddy of doom Light a candle in the livestream tomb
In the chat they chat my name Typing hail while they play their games Super chats flicker like cursed coins Every donor feeds the noise
past appear, whispering gossip in my ear they fight, they flirt, they rage, they cry it's content, golden reasons, why beat us pan for guards, the gate alexandra laughs, we sealed our fakes someone's mic peaks, the lights all fade we dance with demons, we are ourselves men
algorithms taste the fear, they feed the clips for all to hear The chat explodes, the cat's on screen Welcome to the ha-
Like, are we safe tonight?
The dream's so quiet
Rewind I gave it I did everyone's sign if it's if you're Gemini just just watch the whole entire
Areas one yeah like that one. Okay. I have another couple more
DREAM WITH SU-
Was to free my fear
Come on.
Bless in the dark, praise in the blue, the night is the canvas where visions move, my voice
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