QUOTES

“I really really really dislike how he makes this face when he talks like this [ __ ] fake smile when he's just like, 'Oh yeah, and then blah blah blah.'”

“it's true love you know true love”

“when you're able to just fart in front of your like partner like that's that's when you know like huh like we're we're in this”

“when she goes to the bathroom, like when she has to go, I'm like, "Yeah, thank goodness." And then I just [ __ ] rip as a”

“Oh, yeah. Do your thing. Smoking through.”

“I'm going to smoke some weed and I'm going laugh about everything even if it's not funny. So, just give me a minute.”

“So, you like eating you like you like albino penis? Is that your favorite one?”

“If I did, I would never tell you about it. And not in this setting, my friend.”

“No, no, no, no. I'm just grown. I'm going to sell them to other people. I don't know who.”

“Okay, Alex. So, let's let's get into it a little bit.”

“imagine coming up on accident like that and showing your push like changing your nasty underwear on live. That is hilarious, bro.”

“She's [ __ ] not Persian. She's Armenian and she [ __ ] got her [ __ ] from [ __ ] Ray J with the sex video tape.”

“How the [ __ ] are you Persian related to Kim Kardashian and you have no ass?”

“The way I make people rap is I [ __ ] make people [ __ ] go cataract. I make them [ __ ] want to [ __ ] get interventention.”

“Yo, I know you married. I know you married for summer. You are hot.”

“You said you from the hood. So white.”

“You sound like a unseasoned piece of chicken when you said that.”

“Sam Man is cheap as hell. He don't [ __ ]”

“You know who would be the top three donators? It would be [ __ ] uh Sandman number one, [ __ ] uh Barry the Turtle and then [ __ ] Eldo.”

“For only $4.99 a minute, if you call this number, I totally [ __ ]”

“"They went to the farm, right? So the moo v's"”

“"Where did the cow go to get entertained, Mason? You know where a cow cow goes to get entertained?"”