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7,720 notable quotes from the archive
“when she goes to the bathroom, like when she has to go, I'm like, "Yeah, thank goodness." And then I just [ __ ] rip as a”
Unknown Speaker 2at 0:24“Oh, yeah. Do your thing. Smoking through.”
“I'm going to smoke some weed and I'm going laugh about everything even if it's not funny. So, just give me a minute.”
“So, you like eating you like you like albino penis? Is that your favorite one?”
Unknown Speaker 2at 0:00“If I did, I would never tell you about it. And not in this setting, my friend.”
Unknown Speaker 1at 0:18“No, no, no, no. I'm just grown. I'm going to sell them to other people. I don't know who.”
Unknown Speaker 1at 0:04“Okay, Alex. So, let's let's get into it a little bit.”
“imagine coming up on accident like that and showing your push like changing your nasty underwear on live. That is hilarious, bro.”
“She's [ __ ] not Persian. She's Armenian and she [ __ ] got her [ __ ] from [ __ ] Ray J with the sex video tape.”
Unknown Participantat 1:11“How the [ __ ] are you Persian related to Kim Kardashian and you have no ass?”
Unknown Participantat 1:04“The way I make people rap is I [ __ ] make people [ __ ] go cataract. I make them [ __ ] want to [ __ ] get interventention.”
Unknown Participantat 0:07“Yo, I know you married. I know you married for summer. You are hot.”
Unknown Participantat 0:10“You said you from the hood. So white.”
Unknown Participantat 0:37“You sound like a unseasoned piece of chicken when you said that.”
Unknown Participantat 0:48“Sam Man is cheap as hell. He don't [ __ ]”
“You know who would be the top three donators? It would be [ __ ] Sandman number one, [ __ ] Barry the Turtle and then [ __ ] Eldo.”
“For only $4.99 a minute, if you call this number, I totally [ __ ]”
Amber Meth Headat 0:06“"They went to the farm, right? So the moo v's"”
Mason the drummerat 0:46“"Where did the cow go to get entertained, Mason? You know where a cow cow goes to get entertained?"”
Psycheat 0:41“"I never made a joke is what you're saying. Got what he's saying."”
Psycheat 0:04“I like when he opened up his face and then he stuck his eyeballs out on the on his tongue and That's me. That's how gorgeous I look.”
Psycheat 0:13“Do you remember on Beetlejuice when the the two people were up in the attic and they had to fix their faces to scare the the people?”
Psycheat 0:05“10 of Pentacles. This is a card of abundance. Financial abundance.”
Psycheat 0:52“Especially in Los Angeles, people are kind of superficial out here.”
Psycheat 0:21