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3,848 notable quotes from the archive
“I love his armpits. His armpits. He has really hairy armpits. I love the hairy armpits. Right.”
“That is a real man right there. That That is a [ __ ] real man.”
“I like I like to use Dawn.”
“It's the best. Try it. Try it once.”
“I'm thinking maybe doing an Amazon wish list too. Oh, maybe I'll start posting that.”
“I'll be able to to build back better, right? big BBB. I'll be able to to get back up, you know.”
“You have a smoke alarm that you haven't changed”
“No you're the you're the gang I'm gonna say you're the gang leader. I'm like Jack Nicholson”
“I hear a beep. I hear the beep.”
“I got the Uber ready. I got everything ready to go. come over. And they're like, I'm left on red.”
“Nobody's joining. Nobody's joining. No, everyone's in shock right now because they know they're scared of the Diddy party.”
“I do. I do. I have in my diary.”
“I thought I thought I thought I thought um Rosie O'Donnell was the closest black hole to the Earth.”
“I don't believe that. Hey, no no no no no no no no.”
“Ghost already did. He took a whole crowd”
“See, I'm looking at the numbers like it's like the tarot cards”
“She's kooky. She's hot. She might be right. Dropping bombs in the middle of the night.”
“Sometimes the solitude can be comforting, but other times it can feel a little lonely, especially when I crave social interaction.”
“I was so prepared for it that it's like I already had this channel already almost set up with like 500 subscribers by the time that that happened.”
“I see a really good man coming into your life”
“I'm a little bit psychic, you know, and people can judge for themselves.”
“My power lies in my peaceful presence, so you bring some peace to people, you bring happiness to people, you're just you being there makes everything better.”
“You don't have to fight, you can be happy, you can be the peacemaker in the situation”
“I'm a happy person and I'm a peacemaker, I want to make people happier”