“I woke up. I'm wearing a speedo”
“I'm just a little fish.”

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7,103 notable quotes from the archive
“I woke up. I'm wearing a speedo”
“I'm just a little fish.”
“She's on her deathbed. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh yeah. I mean, that's real nice. Like someone, someone's deathly ill. Here, let's let's let's troll and harass.”
“I would never mess with anybody else like say oh don't donate to this person, don't donate to this person, this person doesn't deserve this. I would never say that about anybody.”
“I want people to go where they want to go. I'm not trying to coerce or force anybody here. Anybody can go where they want to go. Never watch me.”
“As long as I have one fucking viewer, I'm still gonna be here.”
“Okay, Jim, okay, okay people do drugs sometimes.”
“Have over 100 chair decks by the way and send me a picture of your stock file. Oh, wow. It's a lot. What's your favorite deck? I have many decks.”
“Yeah, it's pretty interesting being a gay person on a, on YouTube. I don't really see that many, that many, or I certainly don't see very many that are running open panels.”
“Endow the king with your justice, oh God, the royal son with your righteousness. May he judge your people in righteousness, your afflicted ones with justice.”
“I'd like to have some cats, some tarot cards, and maybe like a beat-ahead, or I don't know, we can have different people that are on the show, I don't know.”
“If fucking Kate get arrested I'm gonna lie for what she's doing like I'm gonna go live I'm going to get that body cam. I don't care how much it costs.”
“Guys, we don't know where this world is going. We don't know where the world's gonna go What's gonna happen? You know that the world can change in half a second and everything goes topsy-turvy and We're crazy rulers can come into power The whole whole world can change overnight”
“And I think it's also guys. I think it's cuz I've been doing Psalms. I've been doing sage. I've been doing You know prayers. I've been doing Positive thinking hey the Salinas a lot of people will stop fucking with you when you take the wrenches, too”
“Plus, I'll give you more cards in the readings.”
“Hey guys, you know, we can always you know, we've had a really good membership drive earlier tonight I don't need a couple of memberships, you know, we had a Smelly and you know, Jamie donated for a couple of memberships”
“Thanks for watching guys!”
“Chris is a dude then pretending she's neutral. Back door whispers internet feudal. Everybody worried about real life threats but they live stream drama like unpaid debt.”
“Everybody exposing nobody got proof just recycle gossip and the nicotine goop. Talking more about the platform chaos. Fake got rage dripping like dollar store makeup.”
“If I'm boring why you watching for hours? Whole chat upset like a field of dead flowers.”
“Clocking your streams like a damn time card. Talking big online from a Walmart yard. You say I'm finished but you steady my name. Every week live stream still circle the flame.”
“They scream boycott while refreshing your page. Whole panel looking like a minimum wage page. Everybody foaming at the mouth for what they say meanwhile side going to spiral into mention.”
“Who has enough time to like go into somebody's like old chat and like hide people? What a loser.”
“It happened again. What happened? Um, so like I guess I think it was this um woman, the woman that had sex with a dog. I think it was her that did it because she got mad at me one night.”