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3,848 notable quotes from the archive
“Maybe we're both devils, maybe we're both divine”
“You didn't tell me to tie a slipknot? You didn't say I have a knot for you?”
“I live for the lols. You can laugh. It was just a humor kind of thing.”
“I'm not going to like bring up all these people up on a panel with her. I would talk to her like one-on-one. And I want to I even said, can I kind of talk to her on the phone? We can talk privately.”
“I've never had to wash my ass outside”
“You're hitting on an old man, actually”
“Every insult just another free promo”
“You don't scare someone who's fine alone. They've already built their own throne.”
“You know, if it wasn't so expensive, if it wasn't a thought process that I can't get paid or I would lose money, I would sue the fuck out of you.”
“Buckle up tight. Welcome to the madness”
“Do you believe we live in a matrix? Yes.”
“I'll be around. I'll be around. You got to go. Watch the Nuggets game. Yeah, I think I'm gonna like play some music and do my stream thing.”
“I don't know what that was. Like, I didn't write that song. I mean, that wasn't my song.”
“I need to get a new iPad, that's the problem, my iPad is just not cutting the mustard anymore”
“I've been a psycho all my life, cuz my last name is Bates and so Norman Bates is from Bates Motel and he's a psycho”
“I love my kitties and I have Rudy over there and Trixs and Lola like they're all sleeping like here you can see Rudy over there.”
“she thinks I smell really good or something like that”
“I'm a fiend, yeah I am a fiend”
“I never wanted to harm anybody. I never wanted to hate anybody.”
“Please, parents, know what your kids are watching on YouTube”
“I'm not judging you, I think you're a cool dude”
“Magic mystery. Chaos delight. Outrageous behavior in the dead of night.”
“You got heavy hitters here, bro. You got to learn how to use them.”
“You're feeling trapped in your head, it's basically, you're trying to grow, transform, you're having all these warriors, but don't worry, it'll naturally happen for you.”