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5,349 notable quotes from the archive
“Understand that it is covered reluctantly and that some doors, once opened, do not close again before the new year.”
“The trolls kept chasing shadows, connecting dot that never grew. While we kept moving contraband, coffee, tarot cards, pizza, and mountain de.”
Psyche“One troll built spreadsheets. One troll drew maps. One troll spent six straight months investigating chat recaps.”
Psycheat 2:34“They thought our secret warehouse held forbidden treasure deep, but it was 47 ring lights and merchandise we'd never keep.”
Psycheat 1:48“THE TROLLS CRY, 'SOMETHING'S GOING ON.' THE TROLLS SCREAM, 'WE'VE CRACKED THE CARD.' THE TROLLS POSTED 400 CHARTS connected by red string and Walmart darts.”
Psycheat 1:10“Welcome to the greatest criminal enterprise that never actually committed a crime.”
Psycheat 0:11“I would like intelligent people that have potent potential to be leaders. I like to create other other streamers.”
Psycheat 18:50“This is the digital witch hunt.”
Psycheat 18:13“The greatest revenge is progress, not arguments, not debates, not call out videos, not endless conflict, progress.”
Psycheat 5:05“The troll's real goal was never to prove a point. The goal was always attention. your attention, your emotional energy, your time, your focus. That's the currency they're trying to steal.”
Psycheat 3:00“The brighter your light becomes, the more insects appear around it.”
Psycheat 1:01“If something happens to me, um I want you to direct the authorities to this post, please, immediately. Okay? This is not a joke. This is completely serious.”
Psycheat 1:00:00“She's threatening to swat me, guys. There is no reason for this except that she is mad and salty that I have now called her out for being a fraud, a stealer of medication. She does not deserve to be in the nursing industry.”
Psycheat 2:09:36“There will be no karma for hurting him. No jury would convict you for murder. This is in response to Alexandra Mayor saying that she would um kill me.”
“Wellness checks should be called on you. I am not your friend. I do not want anything to do with you. But since you are insisting you're vulnerable and possibly suicidal, wellness checks will need to be called. Stop harassing me. Leave me alone.”
“I am completely lucid. I am completely sane. And I swear to God. Okay. So, let's see what Christina is saying to me now.”
Psycheat 43:00“I don't know if I trust you anymore”
“I'm not trying to embarrass Chris K and Chris K you need to say it was a joke”
“We don't discuss the brunch incident. We sign the napkin. We took the oath.”
“Psych knows what she did”
“I'm a moon-blasted fairy tale were wolf and I'm magical at that”
“If reality is only one more story left to tell / Then we'll paint new constellations where the oldest angels fell”
“Every wound becomes a doorway, every ending learns to fly”
“Every voice the world discarded still becomes a sacred hymn”