3,571 notable quotes from the archive
“I carve my name into silence, ditch my ribs with smoke, build altars out of every word I never spoke.”
“But the show for me for trivia is Save by the Bell. I'm telling you, I could do what Jamie does with Save by the Bell.”
“Who brought fucking Groovy Jimmy to my fucking panel? It was Jay Dog.”
“I would never fucking front about my exes. No. Uhuh.”
“You came up here and you fronted your own fucking wife. You fucking ice cream trucker. Hot dog fucking swindler.”
“You lost though.”
“always wins cuz Bonberg doesn't know how to [ __ ] be lit.”
“I will go dyke if I stay on the panel for another [ __ ] minute.”
“"Cats have a way of being both graceful and aloof, reflecting the duality that exists within the tarot archetypes."”
“I'm 44, you know, my family tries to watch out for me”
“Thanks for the respectful and fun interview”
“I wake up in the morning, the first thing I think of is like, I want to when I want to start my pan, when I'm going to start my panel, when I'm going to start my show, I I like love you guys so much”
“You take food out of my mouth. You're taking food out of his mouth. You're hurt. You're hurting cats.”
“This channel is about fun. It's about tarot. It's about cats. Okay? So, if you guys don't like me, you don't have to be here.”
“I'm such a strong impath and these portals new moons full moons every single one I feel so much”
“You one of the baddest badasses we got”
“We are their badasses that they've sent here uh actually we volunteered to come but we are the badasses”
“Officially the official end of the Cali Yuga is next month”
“They smoke meth. They literally smoke meth on my mother and father's grave”
“I'm not your husband, bitch”
“That one thing that you guys would never fucking figure out”
“Yeah, my ex got murdered. I would do a mercy killing”
“Well, you know, I think we're having a balloon making an balloon animal making comp competition.”
“Who did it better, Chad? I mean, come on, man.”
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