3,571 notable quotes from the archive
“Even though you said you were like Barbara Walters.”
“How the [ __ ] would I be a spy for Jimmy? Like you and Jimmy don't even have anything to do with each other.”
“I used to watch a lot of like the plastic surgery nightmare shows and all kinds of stuff. Some people have had really really unfortunate results.”
“I think my confidence is like way up now since I got so so many people being so complimentary on the on the webcam show”
“The best is a cow hoof doctor on YouTube. Is a cow hoof doctor? That means he scrapes out the cow hooks of the horse horses or something like that.”
“They're not decoration. They're evident.”
“Sometimes you win by stopping by unclenching the fist.”
“I don't do chaos unless I choose it like a track.”
“I don't worship comfort. I manage it.”
“I'm velvet over granite. I'm a do not enter sign with a welcome mat underneath.”
“Because I would waste so much weed and by the time you take like, you know, the host, it's going to be stale and disgusting.”
“That's not what hookah is for. No, it's for It's like flavor.”
“Persians smoke weed.”
“The Knight of Cups is like someone coming in with an offer or an apology it could also mean it's also been interpreted as like a homosexual you know they are homosexual card”
“You took $120 and then you turn you took $120 about it talk about it talk about it never got another about it”
“I never asked anybody for anything I never asked to be co-host I never asked for people to disrespect me or dox me or any of that”
“I'm not about competing I'm about I'm about collaborating so if you like are coming going live you can say I'm going live too you know”
“Basically, when it comes down to it, just like Vinnie Manson will say, Vinnie Manson's like, 'I'm an entertainer,' like, uh... And so I, I believe I'm an entertainer as well.”
“I call him my little brother. He's my cousin though. But we were that close. His sister wanted to immediately go to a psychic, and there was something very off.”
“So you can't say that the government does not have cure for like certain things because they cured him of his cancer.”
“I never had a reading either, and not only did I not have a reading, but I was like, kinda like, you know, I respect anybody's belief, right? But I was just like, 'Yeah, yeah, yeah.' I never had somebody explain it to me, where away I can like understand a little”
“God is everywhere. God's always trying to reach out. You know that Yeah He's always there, that's the thing. Same thing with the devil, the devil's always trying to tempt. The devil never rests, okay? But God also never rests. God's always there.”
“I don't need violence. Your illusions collapse themselves and I don't swing the rope. You twist it with your own words.”
“But wanting is a person. I am a creature that turns desire.”
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