3,571 notable quotes from the archive
“Jokes are subjective. Comedy is subjective.”
“[ __ ] Canada. You got to make Well, you have felonies, so you can't”
“Yeah, beat it. I'm trying to get high with you. [ __ ]”
“So [ __ ] high that I thought like the title on top of the stream was like a doc 420 Eastern night drive.”
“No, you don't have free speech because it's my speech. It's it's whatever freedom of speech minus what you say.”
“You see how cool my friends are? You see everyone in this panel? Everyone is a [ __ ] total [ __ ] G. This is a kitty gang here.”
“Making enemies out of this person is is not a good move, right?”
“"Don't don't be don't be going lower than him. Be the bigger person."”
“"She only do this [ __ ] when she's drunk, bro."”
“You're not going to win the argument with me, okay?”
“I think slowly, but my mind is fast.”
“Everyone gets fucked over. Everyone gets fucked over by people in life.”
“You have to go through the emotional manipulation and and survive it rather than just like, 'Oh, I'm never going to be emotionally manipulated.'”
“Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.”
“you know sometimes people get drunk, they get a little upset and then emotions are are high.”
“I basically drink for the show because it kind of loosens me up. But now I'm like at the point where I'm so comfortable anyway.”
“>> I'm I'm 10 steps ahead of you.”
“>> Well, no. You made the mistake, sir. You said like I can see his name right next.”
“I am very self-depreciating. People like to see people like to see like humility and all that, you know, even if they're not humble themselves, they like to see people be humble and hum like show humility.”
“I like made fun of myself a lot and I was able to like take a lot of criticism and so I think sometimes when you don't when you're not able to do that people are more targeted.”
“They must have changed their content policy cuz they used to be super strict on”
“I think they're just trying to still build up their their membership base.”
“Well, yeah, because I mean sometimes I get porn bombed and I don't even I forget to delete it over there, but it's like, you know, they they don't even check really.”
“You got to meet me in real life to see the craziness. It'll come out.”
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