QUOTES

“my personality I hit on everybody. I hit on women. I hit on guys.”

“Do you think that by joining your panel, we are surrendering a level of dignity to you?”

“Like you're talking about boundaries, okay? This is where we're several thousand miles away probably. Okay. I'm not going to ever meet you. I'm not going to ever see you face to face.”

“If I know you, I'll add you to the show. But if I don't know you, I have to like wait a little bit.”

“I know where you want to go. I don't know where you're going to go, but I know where you want to go.”

“You're not no psychic. You ain't telling me where I'm going to go.”

“You know that is a crime to stare at a woman. It's called auggling. It's a form of harassment.”

“BG just fell out the studio. I'm sorry. That was an accident.”

“If you if the shoe fits, wear it. That's all I got.”

“All I said was you're twice his age.”

“You guys are talking about accusations, not me. That's all I got to say.”

“Just because it's a mitch doesn't mean it's useless.”

“Myths are stories, right? They're stories that they have sometimes a meaning. Do they have sometimes um deeper meaning? Allegory.”

“Satan is a myth. Yeah. Well, you can say the conception of God is a myth, too. I mean, or Jesus is a myth.”

“Being a human, we're the most complicated.”

“Fucking You fucking lying fuck I heard it right”

“Oh, it might be my Oh, you know what it is? It's my fucking battery dying. Let me put it on the charger.”

“My smoke alarm got changed like less than six months ago cuz I get this person that comes and does this.”

“the troll king is based on myself.”

“I just had a concept and I just ran with it.”

“You want this book. You want You want this book, right? This is a funny book.”

“I'm a bluebird That's been dreaming of a rainbow I Can follow to that old familiar place”