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7,103 notable quotes from the archive
“He came back from the store with a bag and a tail.”
Narratorat 0:26“In six days, something that I would never expect that nobody's had the courage to do is going to happen in six days.' Also, ... what is that a threat? What is that? That sounds like a threat. Saying, 'Oh, something he wouldn't expect and nobody has the courage to do.' Like, what the fuck does that mean?”
Brandon“And she's now she's friends with Crystal again. Hold on a second. Friends with Gamble again, right?”
Psycheat 13:23“I'm a dec I'm a decent um care reader. You know, maybe there's better ones. Maybe there's I know there's worse ones. I know I'm not the worst. So, but you know, sure there's better ones, too. Anyway, I don't I don't even push it on people.”
Psycheat 11:00“I'm being called like a drug dealer or something. Um like sending sending meth through to other streamers or something like that. I don't know. I'm in a meth gang. um we we pretend we're PDFs in order to get the attention away from the our meth dealings or something.”
Psycheat 7:30“Every television ever built was only meant to be a door. The sitcom never really ended. It only wanted something more.”
Psycheat 4:52“Lipstick apocalypse hands in the air psyche in the midnight lair. Making bad dreams look expensive and rare.”
Psycheat 3:59“Nobody knows what a rotisserie freak is, and frankly that's okay. The village scholar studied one and retired the next day.”
Psycheat 14:44“For the first time in creation, love was choosing for itself.”
Psycheat 10:47“The arrow flew. The future missed. The world was broken by a kiss. The gods looked down. The fates grew still and love forgot how to oy”
Psycheat 7:10“Had a nightmare. My tarot deck started a union. The fool got loud and the tower got brutal. The lovers broke up in the middle of a reading. Death rolled his eyes. said girl the sneeze edited in the moon car lied in the devil soul merch the hermit open up a cursed it little church”
Psycheat 2:07“We're back in the thing where we have like 13 people and like nobody's talking. It's like uh we need the lurker. I need the lurkers prompt to be put in there.”
Psycheat 24:54“This is called Cats Have Artificial Intelligence.”
Psycheat 12:47“My mom didn't even believe like my my she's she doesn't believe my real pictures are are me either. She thinks my real pictures are AI. I mean, it's it's crazy.”
Psycheat 12:29“You don't scare someone who's fine alone. They've already built their own throne. Lone wolf walk in their own zone. No chains to break, no borrowed home.”
“Show me that smile again. Even if the whole thing's wearing in down here where the strange ones grin. The cult's going underground again.”
“Show me that smile again / Don't waste another minute of your crying”
Psycheat 14:11“We're gonna be splitting the rights to it and Water is gonna be cut out of out of the process”
Psycheat 22:25“She laughed so hard she almost haunted herself”
Psycheat 1:06“Call it romantic, call it psychotic / Call it Saturday night at the pan-overs”
Psycheat 1:02“I took what was mine because time is fake and the cosmos refuses to file proper paperwork”
Psycheat 0:23“More money and more problems, right? Sometimes that's gonna be true. So it's like, unless you're happy, doesn't really matter how much money you have, the point is you want to be happy, right?”
Psycheat 11:39“I think I'm on the right track on YouTube. I think I've got some good people here. So I want to show my appreciation and come on tonight and you know, let's have a good time while we can like, you know, the YouTube's coming up with some new rules.”
Psycheat 14:53“It was just a perfect guest for today like in just like that great conversation and it's just it reminds me of why I love YouTube and like why I love the show on YouTube because sometimes you know, you know, I can get down a little bit and sometimes they get trolled a little bit hard and stuff like that. There's just people like her that like get me like they get me they understand.”
Psycheat 13:27